The Foolosophers

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The Foolosophers

The Foolosophers is hosted by Amy Sweet and Jen, two hilarious women who dive deep into the absurdities of everyday life with their unique comedic flair.Each episode is packed with crazy anecdotes and playful banter as Amy and Jen share their unfiltered experiences. From navigating awkward social situations to dissecting bizarre trends, no topic is off-limits.Whether they're recounting embarrassing moments or giving awful advice, The Foolosophers promises laughs and relatable moments for everyone listening. P.S. there will be swears.

  1. 99

    Just dropping in...

    to let you know we will be a little late this week. Amy's on a well earned vacation, so we will record later this week. See you soon!

  2. 98

    Beaver Belch, Florida Women, and Go Kick Today in the Nuts.

    This week we discuss word origins, the shenanigans of Florida Women, and play a game of guess the Ebay listing. Listen and learn all about DTF St. Louis and peroni's disease. We are all over the place this week!! Tell a friend, tell your dad, and leave a rating and a review! Love you!

  3. 97

    Pantsless like Pooh Bear, How to Befriend a Crow, and Hangover Food

    Hey Fools! This week we discuss all the important issues, like why a crow should be your friend, why oysters aren't the best for a hangover, and if going pantsless is the wave of the future. Listen, tell a friend, tell a crow, and know we love ya!

  4. 96

    The Return of Florida Man, Promposals, and our Million Dollar Ideas

    Amy and Jen have some great business ideas! Would you like to invest in a cheerleading camp in a backyard destroyed by dogs or a retirement home where anything goes? It's all so exciting!! Listen to this episode and learn about some classic Florida men & other foolishness. We love you, so tell your friends to listen! (Especially you, you new Canadian listeners!!)

  5. 95

    Hot Dog Wrestling and How We Embarrassed our Parents

    This week we discuss thing we have done that our parents would be ashamed of, why you should never wrestle a child, and the best way to sneak lunch meat on a plane. Listen and tell a friend!!

  6. 94

    Bad Bachelorette, Chalk Talk, and Body Snatchers

    Sorry we are a little late, but we are here now! This week we discuss a fear of school supplies, the drama of the new bachelorette, and what we would do if we were a man for a day. Listen, subscribe, and tell a friend how much you love our weirdness!

  7. 93

    Monkey Touching and the Great Ketchup Scheme

    Amy just flew back from spring break, and boy are her arms tired! Listen as we discuss the desire to touch wild animals, if Hank's got a sexy moustache, and how far would you go to help a friend realize their weird dream. Oh, and Jen's great-grandparents had a lot of pictures of dead people. Tell a friend, tell a monkey, tell anyone you know to listen. WE LOVE YOU.

  8. 92

    Vacation Names and Bellybutton Advice

    This week we discuss the secret lives of Trixie and Hank, how to pass time on vacation, and give some of the most bellybutton specific advice the world has seen. Tell a friend, tell an enemy, tell your momma to listen!

  9. 91

    Put a Paper Towel on It

    Hello friends! This week we discuss rude parents, lazy spouses, and the subtle art of using a paper towel to cover a problem you don't want to deal with.

  10. 90

    Designated Pee Spots, Problematic Parents, and Shoe-less in the Bathroom Bar

    Hey you! This week we discuss if people should have a special place to pee outside, parents who are more than a little controlling, and the dangers of visiting a bar barefoot. Tell your friends, tell your enemoes, tell you dentist to listen and follow! We love you!

  11. 89

    Reunions, Problematic Songs, and Grandma's Awful Remedy

    Hey! We actually met up in person this past weekend...and we didn't get arrested!! Listen to us discuss problematic song lyrics, gross things grandmas do to help cure illness, and would you carry your own spork and tongs? You've got to listen if you want to know what that means.

  12. 88

    Charlie Sheen's Ice Cube Butt and Folding Cheese

    We discuss great documentaries, which include Charlie Sheen's ice cube butt, the Turpin family's amazing haircuts, and the transcendent talent of Catherine O'Hara. Fold the cheese, David!!

  13. 87

    Bodyscaping, Sexy Secrets, and True Crime

    In this episode Amy and Jen discuss the work it takes to stay smooth like a baby, embarrassing sexy time incidents, and the twisty turny tale of true crime.

  14. 86

    Return of Samson, the Shake Plate, and Who Would You Boo?

    Amy discusses her desire for a shake plate, we talk who to boo, and what is Grimace anyway? All things people need to know!!

  15. 85

    Trixie Dixon and We're Bringing Booing Back

    Amy and Jen discuss the importance of having a "bar name", the benefits of being able to boo people who annoy you, and why true crime is our jam.

  16. 84

    Trash TV, the Grossness of AI, and the Joys of Staying Mediocre

    Jen and Amy discuss the pros and cons of trash tv, why AI is the worst, and why making resolutions is a road to sadness.

  17. 83

    We Wish you a Merry Wigmas and a Lazy New Year

    In this episode, Jen and Amy discuss the joys of Wigmas, the laziness of holiday breaks, and how many children is just too many.

  18. 82

    Naked Nick gifts, badvent calendars and your she shed mancave

    Jen and Amy talk about the weirdest gift what to give someone you hate and their she shed.

  19. 81

    Christmas creep and tiny godzilla

    Jen and Amy talk who runs Christmas and gifts to give people you cant stand

  20. 80

    Ladies Union status and Nursing home reimagined

    Jen and Amy talk about how Amy should get boosted from the lady union and how The Foolosophers would reimagine nursing homes for the future.

  21. 79

    Family Beaver night and fart industry

    Jen and Amy talk about Amy's story that her neices will tell forever and contemplate the industry of cropdusting and other niche fart industries.

  22. 78

    Not so hot Island and fart spray frenzy

    A heated debate on bears, dark hiking, fart spray and not so hotness.

  23. 77

    Underwear fairy warning ,pee etiquette and stolen forks

    jen and amy talk about a haunted chair why amy finds underwear while hiking and peeing while on the phone. They also answer an email from a friend who has family that steal their forks

  24. 76

    Scary crockpot serial killers

    Jen and Amy talk about Amy's obsession with crockpots and scary stories and serial killers.

  25. 75

    Amy's etsy shop and Jen's diabolical plans

    Jen and Amy talk about middle age beauty routines and criminal families.

  26. 74

    Sneeze myself blind and Golden Bachelor update

    In this engaging conversation, hosts Jen and Amy share personal anecdotes, cultural commentary, and humorous stories that reflect on societal behaviors and the absurdities of life. They discuss the impact of true crime media, a thought-provoking classroom experiment, and their own experiences with confrontation and safety. The conversation takes a light-hearted turn with amusing tales, including a Roomba disaster dubbed 'The Poopocalypse.' They also delve into insights from reality TV, particularly 'The Golden Bachelor,' and conclude with a preview of future topics.

  27. 73

    Adult diapers Nasa fluffers and The Golden Bachelor

    Jen and Amy talk about weird dreams how much money it would take to test drive adult diapers and the golden bachelor.

  28. 72

    Weird roommates, wombat butts and santa penis

    Join Jen and Amy as they talk about eavesdropping and doctor pranks along with exciting wombat facts

  29. 71

    naked husband surprise meets Florida Target shopper

    Jen and Amy talk about how we are all one wild night away from being a Florida man story.

  30. 70

    Whispers and Hugs, and a Belly Full of Bees

    This episode we discuss the best things to whisper when you are in an embrace, why you should not catfish your children, and which bug would you be most likely to eat! Tell a friend!

  31. 69

    Cracky Spice and fancy party cookie challenge

    Jen and Amy go rogue in the weirdest way and talk about what spice girl they would be and how many cookies they could put in their pants at a fancy party along with other weird stuff.

  32. 68

    Scrape your tongue, no underwear and lady spank bank

    Jen and Amy share the benefits of tongue scraping and debate underwear wearing and what if ladies had a spank bank.

  33. 67

    Nair legs, poop pic revenge, and my AI girlfriend

    Jen and Amy talk about her shave journey along with Martini's and Bikini's, Al Paccino's old balls, and AI gone to far

  34. 66

    Welcome to Thunderdome, crotch twitch and cannibalism

    Jen and Amy talk about furniture shopping what makes their girl bits clench and cannibalism.

  35. 65

    Bats, lazer dicks and spicy farts

    Jen and Amy talk about Jen's great bday gift and Amy's bat encounter along with the mysterious spicy fart.

  36. 64

    Liver King , Kiss Cam and lady part clackers

    Jen and Amy talk about documentaries not to miss the kiss cam controversy. Along with what animal you could punch out and sexual clackers and other weirdness.

  37. 63

    Princess giant zombie Ween family style

    Jen and Amy discuss the movie 28 years later and is the Princess treatment for the Foolosophers.

  38. 62

    Coconut Tequila love island and super powers

    Jen and Amy talk Coconut tequila, love island, and how to endear a new coworker with weird ice breakers.

  39. 61

    Deodorant journey and custom episiotomy

    Jen and Amy talk about good deodorant breaking and entering the new golden bachelor and episiotomy as a hobby.

  40. 60

    Ball Chaser, dirty sign language and the marriage sword

    Jen and Amy talk about the perfect divorce gift, dirty sign language, no fear peeing and the marriage sword.

  41. 59

    Stripper Stories and my Moonie Uncle

    Jen and Amy tell stories about their stripper experiences and Jen finds out about a cult connection. The ending of this pod does have some technical difficulty but don't miss the handstand story.

  42. 58

    Throat Goats and dinner stabs

    Jen and Amy talk about inappropriate trucker hats and how to save a sharing dinner dilemma .

  43. 57

    Deal breakers and the phony mustache

    Jen and Amy talk about deal breakers in love and a scenario where someone has a fake mustache that might have to stay.

  44. 56

    Weird Beard and pee hands

    Jen and Amy talk about a flute making man with a strange beard and conversation about wet hands that leads to unsanitary suggestions.

  45. 55

    Lame Margaritaville and hot mom tattoos

    Jen and Amy talk about a party with no booze and a tantalizing tattoo that ends up to hit a little close to home.

  46. 54

    Drinking Styles and Business Owls

    Jen and Amy talk about what type of drinkers they were back in the day and what employable animal are you.

  47. 53

    Ursula the airport witch and wedding bingo

    Jen and Amy talk about Amy's cheer trip and travel troubles and answer an email from someone asking wedding plan advice.

  48. 52

    Travel anxiety and the singing Mom

    Jen and Amy tackle travel anxiety including body maintenance and dying over the Indian Ocean along with a story about an embarrassing singing Mom!

  49. 51

    Parent requests and Shawl Bro's

    Jen and Amy talk about weird parent requests and how sexy a man in a shawl can be

  50. 50

    Jellybean Strip Tease and the Potato Liar

    Jen and Amy talk about a campus visit, how prom is so different, and a man lying about his potato. A real potato, not something else, you pervert.

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

The Foolosophers is hosted by Amy Sweet and Jen, two hilarious women who dive deep into the absurdities of everyday life with their unique comedic flair.Each episode is packed with crazy anecdotes and playful banter as Amy and Jen share their unfiltered experiences. From navigating awkward social situations to dissecting bizarre trends, no topic is off-limits.Whether they're recounting embarrassing moments or giving awful advice, The Foolosophers promises laughs and relatable moments for everyone listening. P.S. there will be swears.

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Amy Sweet and Jen

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