The Four Listeners Program

The program returns after a three year slumber. An announcement is made.

Spear would rather cure cancer than watch movie trailers. Dan LaFontaine is the MAN.

After more than forty years, Spear hates a Star Wars movie and is now a bitter, broken man.

Spear finally gets around to posting a podcast. Z-Man wonders what happened to awards shows. An in-depth discussion of the first episode of Black Mirror is conducted.

Z-Man thinks we've come to "peak Marvel." Spear runs down the history of the MCU. Ganthor knows James Bonds.

Z-Man has nasty things growing on his feet. Spear gets chased by a German Shepard. We beg for money (sort of).

Our good friend Q stops by to talk about what it was like to be the recipient of a donated kidney and freak the guys out about his experience with catheters.

Spear loses his mind at an art museum because someone called a urinal art. Z-Man needs a patron to take a dump. Ganthor commissions a mermaid statue.

The guys figure out whether critics or aggregators of critic scores (like Rotten Tomatoes) matters in how people pick movies to watch. Spear watches crap and gets caught buying multiple versions of a crappy movie.

The guys nerd out over the Season 7 finale of Game of Thrones. Spear says Ned Stark is an a-hole.

Guest host Minion returns to explain why retail shopping is a better experience than online. Spear tries to save Minion some money.

Ganthor chews six feet of bubble gum in one sitting and lives to tell the tale. Spear is an idiot.

Z-Man tries to understand why adults would go to Disney year after year. Ganthor finds a negative review on iTunes

Spear tries to convince Z-Man and Ganthor that the Star Wars Special Editions led to the success of the new movies by way of Harry Potter. Also, Spear is a prequel apologist.

Spear hates the idea of drones flying overhead and wants to keep them away from him. Ganthor invents a new way to deliver packages, as well as a new way to torture Spear.

Jhnny Trevisani, author of Serial Killer Quote of the Day, disturbs the bejeezus out of us with stories of deranged killers who hate their moms and ate their victims. Also, we find out Charles Manson is a songwriter.

Guest Host Melissa stops in to talk about the Fantasy Bachelorette League that she's in with the Z-Man. The crew plays a guessing game with dating show titles.

Dan Barbarisi, author of Dueling with Kings, stops by to talk about his experience in the strange and competitive world of daily fantasy sports.

Guest Host Jon stops by to talk about his passion for motor sports and to try to convince Spear that NASCAR is worth his time. Z-Man has an adorable car. Ganthor got beat up by little girls.

Spear loses his mind over the Starbucks Unicorn Frappucino. Z-Man likes the Squatty Potty. Ganthor doesn't understand Urban Dictionary's definitions of unicorn-related things.

Ganthor hates Sundays because of their inconvenience. Spear proposes a new national holiday. Ganthor reveals his super power.

A dude flies the unfriendly skies, the Hyperloop seems scary AF, Z-Man doesn't want to ride the bus with people who pay the fare with nickels and Spear hangs off a streetcar.

Ganthor doesn't think that babies should have earrings. No one knows what to do when a woman wants you to check out their boob job. Spear wants to get a tattoo.

The Four Listeners isn't sponsored by anyone, but a lot of other things are. Would you buy Four Listeners' Beer? It's probably bitter, or sour, or salty.

Guest host Nick stops in to explain to Z-Man why performing improv isn't cringe-worthy and all the benefits that come with it.

One of our all-time favorite guests, Kath, returns to talk to us about running, why you do it and how you can get up off your couch to get started. Spear declines to do so.

Ganthor tells the legend of a $400 hair dryer that makes Spear lose his mind, movie theater concessions are too expensive and there is an $18 cup of coffee.

Ganthor is driving the hate bus about snoring, transgressions in the bedroom and other noises that make him rage.

Ganthor hates vanity plates and zoos. Spear and Z-Man go searching for their custom vanity plates.

Z-Man is fascinated by advances in toilet paper technology. Spear just wants to change the channel. Ganthor hates fancy cakes you can't eat.

Z-Man flies the friendly skies and hates every minute of it. Ganthor gets caught with someone's pants down.

The guys remember the year that was in 2016, the good and the bad, and look forward to a few things in 2017.

Spear and Ganthor argue for video game supremacy while discussing why video game adaptations are so bad.

Ganthor hates on ugly holiday sweaters. Z-Man joins a Secret Santa gift exchange. Spear gets his accent back.

Spear and Ganthor talk about bowling and other sports that get better with booze. Ganthor adopts Spear into his pack.

Spear gets a Google phone and relives pain from six years ago. Ganthor wants to hack Spear's house.

Ganthor doesn't like clowns. Spear contemplates sex with a clown. Z-Man says you need to give it up for Baskets.

Guest host Kate stops in to regale the guys with stories from the retirement community she managed to move into as a youngin'. Also, Logan's Run has nothing on The Four Listeners Program.

Z-Man and Spear discuss the pros and cons of what goes on in HBO's Westworld. Spear lives out a fantasy in the only world that ever mattered to him.

Spear hangs out with a celebrity and wonders why people were so aggressive with chasing him down for a picture. Ganthor wants to get into an Internet fight with celebrities.

Spear wants to know why Apple is still holding press conferences for the iPhone. Ganthor hates wires.

Ganthor uses a public bathroom and is disgusted. Spear is afraid of being blasted off a Japanese toilet.

Guest Host Krusty regales the guys with stories of his trip to Burning Man. Z-Man and Spear make a somewhat surprising decision.

The guys debate how and why apologies are delivered and accepted. Spear lets one rip at work.

Ganthor hates on bangs wonders how such an atrocity of hair can possibly take place. Spear hates his phone battery.

Spear wonders how we would live without Google. Ganthor gets lost. Z-Man smokes himself out.

Z-Man doesn’t understand why there are so many soaps. Ganthor gets dirtier using a loofah. Spear goes on a murderous rampage with Windex.

Ganthor raises his ire for sportscasters who are too excited for the moment. Spear embarks on a new career.

Spear is dumbfounded by the phenomenon that is Pokemon GO. Z-Man tries to catch 'em all. Ganthor doesn't have the time.

Z-Man and Spear are horrified by the science of how junk food causes you to keep eating it. Spear loves Doritos and licking his fingers.