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The Fribrary Podcast

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Each podcast we'll talk about the assigned homework, make important decisions with the roll of some dice, come up with a sitcom pilot, and maybe, just maybe, we'll get that salsa recipe.

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  1. Ep. 100!: The Festivus at the Century Mark

    We’re all growns up! For this milestone achievement, we take it all off and step into a Hot Tub Time Machine for Christmas (a Hallmark original). After that we share songs that sing to us about us. There’s even a Vegas story. Enjoy! Referenced homework is here. This is a public episode. If you...

  2. Ep. 99: Home Improvement Filibuster

    No episodes of Tim Allen’s “Home Improvement” made our list, but we kinda had a do-it-yourself version at the end. We really needed to edit this one in post more than we did. Enjoy! Referenced homework is here. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or...

  3. Ep. 98: The End Comes Suddenly

    Unfortunately, our batteries died before we could conclude this pod, but that was apt as we were discussing ironic endings at the time. Enjoy the time you get. You never know how long you have. Referenced homework is here. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other...

  4. Ep. 97: Plumbing For Beautiful Words of Advice

    Sure, we’re a little late in getting this out. Much like Steve’s kitchen sink, we’ve been backed up. Irregardless, here it is for your enjoyment. Referenced homework is here. Enjoy! This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes,...

  5. Ep. 96: Asteroids vs Nutty Buddy Creme Pies

    We solved the asteroid problem. You’re welcome, Earth. Along the way we hear a nightmare story (trigger warning: it involves electronic device frustration). Then we renamed some bodies of water–regular Tuesday stuff all done on a Saturday night. Referenced homework is here. Enjoy! This is a…

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  6. Ep. 95: The Festivus & The Annual Braries

    After a very long and surprisingly recurring conversation about feet on Only Fans and a classic retelling of The Frosty Story, which was three Fribrarians’ first encounter with the timeless tale, we settled inside from the rain to hand out accolades and awards. There were (minor) grievances aired...

  7. Ep. 94: The Toe Would Hurt Until the Face Hit the Fire

    Alternative titles: French Toad It’s a female dentist and a male stripper. We solved some problems and perhaps created new ones. Check out the latest (delayed) Fribrary. Referenced homework is here. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access…

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  8. Ep. 93: Interlude – Get To Know A Fribrarian – Lauren

    We sat down to learn more about Lauren. She didn’t disappoint. Listen to get to know her better. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit fribrary.com

  9. Ep. 92: Interlude – Get To Know A Fribrarian – Kim

    We turned the tables on our favorite counselor making her take our examination. Did she pass? You’ll have to listen to see for yourself. Enjoy! This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit fribrary.com

  10. Ep. 91: Circadian Rhythms, Power Bottoms, and Coffee is for Morning Closers

    We hashed it out bringing controversial statements into focus only to find that we were right all along. Enjoy! Referenced homework is here. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit fribrary.com

  11. Ep. 90: Interlude – Get To Know A Fribrarian – Eva

    It was a beautiful Sunday afternoon. Perfect for a podcast at The Library. Lucky for us on this St. Patrick’s Day Eva was available to sit down to talk. She let us know what makes her tick and how someone in their extremely early twenties views life. Enjoy! This is a public episode. If you would...

  12. Ep. 89: Aliens Versus Reality

    We came, we discussed, we conquered the concept of aliens and UFOs. Well, the only thing we really settled is that aliens don’t use 3.5 floppy disks. But settle that we did! We even had a chance to dabble into AI. Enjoy! Referenced homework is here. This is a public episode. If you would like to...

  13. Ep. 88: FestivusBrary Brings Out The Foxy Truth

    Festivus was again a raging success. We came, we drank, we reviewed one another (sometimes kindly, sometimes brutally) . . . we even spilled a drink. Enjoy! Referenced homework is here. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus...

  14. Ep. 87: Shards of Glass and The World’s Best Lazy River

    This ask each other anything started with a smash and just kept going. Come for the lazy river, stay for the shocking claims about what dessert we each are, enjoy it all! Referenced homework is here. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access…

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  15. Ep. 86: Where’s The Meat?

    Great times as we figured out the whole 3-D meat question and then turned to a lightning fast (in reply) Lightning Round with new (to us) waitress Courtney. We also have a professional tennis player in the crew. Listen to find out more. Enjoy! Referenced homework is here. This is a public…

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  16. Ep. 85: We Need Superheroes To Save Movies

    Back together for one last session before prison school starts, the group discussed what is wrong with movies. Why don’t they make them like they used to? Perhaps it is a good thing or we just aren’t appreciating what we’ve got. Alternatively, not all changes are good. Why is everything a...

  17. Ep. 84: Interlude – Get To Know A Fribrarian – David

    David is a man of strong positions but with a gentle disposition. He opened up to reveal what motivates him and what goals he has set for himself. We learned a lot as will you as you get to know David. Enjoy! This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or…

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  18. Ep. 83: MedievalFairBrary

    The alternative title is “I Can Fist My Bellybutton”. Don’t ask. This podcast is our first attempt at using WordPress’s transcript generation tool. Let’s see how that goes. The reference homework is here. Enjoy! This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or...

  19. Ep. 82: Interlude – Get To Know A Fribrarian – Angie

    Angie is a known runner, but she did not run from our interrogation. We learned a lot about this sometimes quiet Fribrarian. Some of it was a direct challenge to other Fribrarians. Enjoy! This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus...

  20. Ep. 81: How Big Are The Boobs, And How Bad Is The Breath?

    Alternative titles included: 1920s Pokémon Cabeece Some frat boy physics The flavor beams Referenced homework is here. Enjoy! This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit fribrary.com

  21. Ep. 80: Pangaean Girls – The Festivus

    Another season of grievances is now behind us. All feats of strength have been completed. The Festivus was yet again a tremendous success. Enjoy! Referenced homework is here. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit...

  22. Ep. 79: Interlude – Get To Know A Fribrarian – Steve

    In this in-depth conversation Steve cops to having “an FU attitude but without FU money.” Listen as he answers the questions posed–some lightning-round style, some just thunderously poignant. Enjoy! This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access…

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  23. Ep. 78: Coygators

    Back together after awhile apart, the gang talked about Josh & Angie’s upcoming move to Norman, what might await them in their new house, how Steve completely failed picking jams, and a not-so-quick catchup on Kevin’s dating scene. Enjoy! Referenced homework is here. This is a public episode. If...

  24. Ep. 77: Interlude – Get To Know A Fribrarian – Josh

    On this a very special episode of The Fribrary podcast, we turn our attention to Josh. In this in-depth conversation we will learn Josh’s motivations, regrets, personal evaluations, future goals, and so much more. We learn that he doesn’t want for much and actually is fighting contentment as he...

  25. Ep. 76: It’s Only 25 Feet, You Lazy SOB!

    School is back as you can tell by the noise, but it is great to see The Library packed. These kids might be getting in some last celebrations of summer before hitting the books; that won’t stop us from diving right into some homework. We cover the Top Gun: Maverick alternative take, discuss some...

  26. Ep. 75: Interlude – Get To Know A Fribrarian – Kevin

    Here is the first of a new series of more intimate conversations with a smaller group. We are calling them Interludes until something better comes along. These are designed to be around a singular topic with no associated homework assignment. In this episode we get to know the OG Fribrarian...

  27. Ep. 74: You Only Live 10 Days

    This AYA episode was filled with surprise answers. The questions covered were the following: What are your blind spots (intellectual, emotional, spiritual, etc.)? What are mine and other Fribrarians? Kevin, it turns out you have a terminal disease. You have 10 days to live. Also, you have a large...

  28. Ep. 73: How Many Grandmas Can You Lift?

    Eva wasn’t present; so you’ll have to listen and choose your own alternative titles. Referenced homework is here. Enjoy! This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit fribrary.com

  29. Ep. 72: Eggnog Urinal Cakes – The Festivus

    It was a joyous gathering once again. Diamond Steve obtained Executive Chairman Platinum Elite Superb Wonderfulness Status as he passed $20,000 in lifetime spending at The Library! The complete progressive story can be found here. The referenced homework is here. Enjoy! This is a public episode.…

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  30. Ep. 71: Brain Tumor Spelled Backwards Is Angie

    The Library was closed for Thanksgiving, but we weren’t. Thankfully we have a house. Possible titles are below. Referenced homework is here. Enjoy! He was my boss and my landlord Back up the truck However the dwarf casts “What are you thankful for?” “VPN” Angie is like Jesus Christ of women The...

  31. Ep. 70: You Have a Very Punchable Face

    Our trip to a cabin in the deep woods was a huge success. We found our souls and a refreshed look on life while avoiding coyotes and weirdwolves. Alternative titles included: Lucas is a camper. You were waddling. You can touch my guitar anymore. The referenced homework is here. Enjoy! This is a...

  32. Ep. 69: Can we not talk about wet bacon?

    SpookyBrary gave us a trip down TV memory lane. Here are some of the alternative titles: Rip She was a dirty little witch. aahhh, chips I got rid of my bacon. What the date that you started collecting bacon? I moved bacon twice. I’ve quartered a cow before. Bring the laser! The referenced…

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  33. Two Homers and a Realist – Nebraska 2021

    We got intro and outro music! We are obviously getting serious about this stuff. Hopefully the team will follow our lead. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit fribrary.com

  34. Two Homers and a Realist – Western Carolina 2021

    A much better game against a much weaker opponent. Here is our insights along with a rant about OU’s stadium facilities from the fans’ perspective. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit fribrary.com

  35. Ep. 68: The Dangers of Puppy Meth

    Alternative titles included: They got you to kidnap yourself. He’s a cleric at best! Can the podcast be titled “We were poor; we had to fart”? Reference homework is here. Enjoy! This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes…

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  36. Two Homers and a Realist – Tulane 2021

    This is the debut episode of a new podcast from Sky Leach Productions: Two Homers and a Realist, which covers OU football from the perspective of the most well informed and thoughtful fans in the world. While there will be occasional bonus episodes with pregame predictions and our views on…

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  37. Ep. 67: The One That Ended Too Soon

    WARNING – WE LOST BATTERY LIFE NEAR THE END; SO ALL THE AMAZING GREAT STUFF THAT WE THOUGHT WE WERE CONCLUDING WITH DIDN’T GET RECORDED. If you had come to Fribrary, you would have been among the few that witnessed creative magic. Eva didn’t come; so we don’t have alternative titles. The…

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  38. Ep. 66: He Knows How to Tackle a Vacuum Cleaner

    We broke (in) two new waitstaff including an epic lightning round, got a salsa recipe, and almost came to blows over pancakes. Here is the referenced homework. Enjoy! This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit...

  39. Ep. 65: VegasBrary – I’m a Known Dice Counter

    The faithful made the never-often-enough pilgrimage to our holy land–the Valley of the Meadows, Sin City, Viva Las Vegas, Baby! For those wondering, we conquered yet again. We took a brief moment between jackpots and free booze and signing autographs and hittin’ the clubs cover free and feasting...

  40. Ep. 64: Bobbing for Spatulas

    A smaller, nimbler group for this session managed to knock it out of the park. Alternative titles were: Technically I am Ed. I’m fortunate to have a 3rd ACL. Free-range ducks Hangin’ to the knees I both like lasagna and have boundary issues. Referenced homework is here. Enjoy! This is a public...

  41. Ep. 63: We need Noah. Oh, wait I meant Moses.

    We cover movies we surprisingly have not seen, a bunch of Ideas For Fribrarians, and we figure out the whole ship stuck in the Suez. Other titles included: You had one job Suez people. Where’s your lock system? I’ve got the rich man’s toe. Referenced homework is here. Enjoy! This is a public...

  42. Ep. 62: Thursdays are all the same Thursday

    We cover some tales from the cold, get to introduce a new waitress to The Lightning Round, and share 30-second pitches on some of our jobs. Alternative titles were: Mongolia’s a cool place too. We call it a car hole. A rubber ball can stop an elephant. Challenging, difficult, and very interesting...

  43. Ep. 61: Taco Cat – The Sequel

    2021 started in style. Alternative titles included: Team David You know it’s true, Tony told me. I’m not a boomer; I’m just insecure. How do you like your president? Pickled. Being set on fire would suck. Thanks mom. Cause fat farms suck. So when she laid the eggs… She airbuds it. Referenced...

  44. That’s a Thick Eggnog

    We jammed the night away and welcomed in 2021. Alternative titles included: After birth is actually highly flammable. Stop dipping your toe in; it’s not a first-date move. The full jam list is below: Song Artist Submitted By Bad Decisions The Strokes Lucas Burn Ellie Goulding April Dog Days Are...

  45. Festivus 2020 – Southie Has Stolen Fire

    Another adequate Festivus has passed. Alternative titles were: The goggles of shame That’s the most Lucas thing you’ve ever said. Feature not a bug That was better than our wedding vows. We took the cats outside. That’s how you know you’re 40. Referenced homework is here. Enjoy! This is a public...

  46. The Braries – 2020

    Our annually to be annual awards show was epic. See below for the list of awards. Our apologies for not thinking to get pictures of all the trophies. Visit The Library to see those awarded to our hosts and fabulous waitstaff. This Fribrarian Awards to This Fribrarian Best _____ in the category...

  47. Episode 57 – Sleep Tindering

    A delayed HalloweenBrary was well worth the wait. In addition to new developments in Kevin’s dating app life and some bizarre goat-eat-horse stories, we had an epic trivia contest. The winning team was as dominant as they were surprising. Potential titles included: Dating adjacent stories If...

  48. Episode 56 – Attacking Kevin since 1664

    Another warm and fuzzy patiobrary. We calmly discussed the upcoming electoral chaos, and no shots were fired. Alternative titles included: Classic Lucas, bottom feeder Why is Patrick Duffy in the shower? An economist that blogs… Big La La! 1664 Columbus sank to the ocean floor. Drink me like one…

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  49. Episode 55 – Don’t Tell Me How To Be Joyous!

    It was a classic patiobrary Friday. Great episode as indicated by the live-audience polling done at the time. Many alternative titles including: Puff puff don’t pass I don’t have any homework on Fridays. We need the other girl. What kind of sno cone would you get? I think the year ends in civil...

  50. Episode 54 – I know enough to know everything

    Alternative titles included: Fighting bibles You’re driving your corvette wrong. They couldn’t spell back then; they didn’t have all the letters. Please giveth me the amazon gift cards. My windmill can’t turn. They have a really good yule log. Women and pennies You lost me at Del City. That’s not...

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Each podcast we'll talk about the assigned homework, make important decisions with the roll of some dice, come up with a sitcom pilot, and maybe, just maybe, we'll get that salsa recipe.

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