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The Full Kit Wankers

by Full Kit Wankers

The internet has led to unbelievable advances in human productivity and connectivity. With this great power, 3 friends, who live in 3 different cities, ask important questions such as : "Who is the most attractive NBA Head coach? (It's Quin Snyder of the Jazz)" and "Why aren't more people talking about Rui Hachimura's testicle injury? (cuz it's gross)." Listen to 3 idiots answer the dumbest questions in sports, wherever you get your podcasts from.

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Episodes

  1. Nighttime Wankers

    The wankers return from their hiatus with a splash! The first episode recorded at night, enjoy! 1:31 - Name That Degen: Wankers Cowan and Erik attempt to deduce which famous sports figure performed the degenerate activity described by Wanker Drew. 14:49 - The Volcano - Erik hypothesizes about a...

  2. Cold Ones and Cross-Sport Trades

    0:50 - SJW (Social Justice Wanker) Corner with Erik, Nike is gross... 2:47 - Mailbag: Beers per player? 16:59 - Multi-sport trading, can the wankers come up with realistic and interesting trades utilizing all professional sports teams. The only rule is that the teams involved must be from the…

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  3. Knights and Knowledge

    0:40 - Mailbag, Would Lebron make it in the NFL? Now with wanker Cowan's additional dumb twist! 15:29 - Trivia Time, Cowan asks Drew, Christian and Erik a series of questions. Hopefully they get at least one right. 31:25 - Pick Your Favorites, The wankers discuss their favorite "fathletes".

  4. Cornbread and Big Bois

    This episode was our first trial of our new video episodes! Click HERE to watch the video and subscribe to our YouTube Channel! 1:15 - Hot or Not? - The wankers question Tom Brady's new trademark as well as historical sports jerseys for if they are hot, or not. 16:02 - Where's the Beef? - The...

  5. Innertubes and Arson

    Special Guest Wanker Will joins the boys for an episode! 1:46 - Special Edition Roster Debaters - The wankers hold a mock draft of coed innertube basketball teams using only current or former Gonzaga basketball players. 16:30 - Thnks fr th Mmrs - The wankers reminisce on some of their best and...

  6. Zag Wankfest 2020

    Special guests Matt, Dom, Garett and Zach become honorary wankers and join the boys for a Gonzaga Saint Marys watch party. Go Zags!

  7. Beans, Balls and the Big Screen

    4:16 - The wankers answer some mailbag questions 14:43 - Ye Olden Athletics: Wanker Erik gives a history lesson about "The Ball Game" 20:57 - Flick-Name or Nickname: The wankers compete for drinks

  8. Lobster Cellphone

    1:54 - The Wankers discuss their (mostly unsuccessful) Super Bowl bets 4:25 - Wanker Cowan introduces the insane sport of Sepak Tekraw 12:50 - The Wankers have an honorary wank for Kobe 21:30 - The Wankers play a game of “Spray or Neigh,” with real-life booze on the line 31:50 - The Wankers…

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  9. Where's Drew?

    2:12 - Cowan channels his inner Red Hot Chili Peppers and Itzhak Perlman to create a truly horrendous piece of art. 4:57 - The Wankers discuss how hot Damian Lillard is. Like, in a basketball sense, not because they have a crush on him or anything hahahahahahahaha.... Damian I love you.

  10. Full Kit Rookies

    2:25 - (All Bets are Off) The Wankers come up with a 10-bet parlay around the dumbest possible Super Bowl bets. 21:08 - (Roster Debaters) The Wankers create the first ever US Olympic Team Handball squad. 34:18 - (The Volcano) Wanker Erik has some...um...very lofty goals for a select member of the...

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

The internet has led to unbelievable advances in human productivity and connectivity. With this great power, 3 friends, who live in 3 different cities, ask important questions such as : "Who is the most attractive NBA Head coach? (It's Quin Snyder of the Jazz)" and "Why aren't more people talking about Rui Hachimura's testicle injury? (cuz it's gross)." Listen to 3 idiots answer the dumbest questions in sports, wherever you get your podcasts from.

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The internet has led to unbelievable advances in human productivity and connectivity. With this great power, 3 friends, who live in 3 different cities, ask important questions such as : "Who is the most attractive NBA Head coach? (It's Quin Snyder of the Jazz)" and "Why aren't more people talking...

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