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The G Spot
by JOY 94.9 - LGBTI, LGBTIQA+, LGBTQIA+, LGBT, LGBTQ, LGB, Gay, Lesbian, Trans, Intersex, Queer Podcasts for all our Rainbow Communities
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Episodes
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G Spot Brekkie – International Women’s Day!
Gillian and Claire are back with their usual silliness and this week they’re talking all things female for International Women’s Day – Queen Elizabeth’s Instagram presence! Joanna Lumley’s breathy elocution! Julie Bishop’s exercise routines! And their near religious experience watching Christine...
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INTERVIEW: Alan Fletcher AKA Dr. Karl Kennedy!
Claire has gone AWOL so Gillian and Andrew are going it alone. And they have got none other than Alan Fletcher aka Neighbours’ Dr. Karl Kennedy on the phone in his pyjamas. As one of the most beloved actors in an Australian soap it seems not even a scripted cardiac event could finish the good...
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G Spot Brekkie – Maria Callas’ Dieting Secrets
The G Spot breakfast show is back in podcast form! The team, Gillian and Claire, bring you music and banter in a show they’ve definitely not just thrown together! This week the pair cover a variety of stories – which may or may not be true – including the *real* reason opera singer Maria Callas…
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INTERVIEW: Lauren Elizabeth does Joni
Lauren Elizabeth is a singer/songwriter from Melbourne, whose musical passions span the genres of soul, folk, blues and country. Lauren phones in to The G-Spot for a chat about the return of her live show ‘This is Joni’ – a celebration of the art and music of the legendary Joni Mitchell. Gillian...
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GSpot Brekkie: All Aboard the Member Ship
The GSpot team are the first ship in the radiothon sea, blowing their fog horn as they sail the sound waves. Their plan is to torture their listeners with novelty songs until they hand over loot for new memberships, renewals or donations. In the face of ‘a shit storm of crap songs’ the listeners...
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GSpot Brekkie: Royal Wedding (Not So) Special
The Royal Wedding has been much anticipated by The GSpot team over the last 3 weeks … but the actual event proved a bit of a fizzer … Claire couldn’t get past the worst telemovie ever … Gillian lost the plot with the bishop … and while Greta enjoyed the event she had trouble with her party prep...
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GSpot Brekkie: Hopelessly Devoted to Delta
It’s the day before the Royal Wedding and Gillian and Clair haven’t been invited to the soiree Greta is holding for the event. They wonder what food she is preparing and ask the listeners to come up with a suitable dish to take to a Royal Wedding shindig. The winner gets a copy of the Delta…
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GSpot Brekkie: Live and Let Die
The GSpot team (+Greta; – Andrew) celebrate how age only sometimes wearies the over nineties. This week, 104 year old Australian scientist Dr David Goodall, took life into his own hands and role modeled what to do when its time to say good-bye. Meanwhile, the newly elected President of Malaysia,...
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GSpot Brekkie: Dirty Mystic Pizza
Claire and Gillian are giving away a copy of Dirty Computer, third mega hit album for Janelle Monae. The task for the lucky listener is to come up with the best signature pizza topping. There is no agreement among the team – Claire is a traditionalist; Andrew sees a pizza base as a blank canvas…
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GSpot Brekkie: Disco Ducking Dazzle
This week Gillian and Claire are giving away a copy of Samantha Jade’s homage to the disco era: ‘Best of My love’, and listeners have to share the disco song they never want to hear again OR their absolute fave. The team get so many responses they can’t tell if the songs are the worst or the best...
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GSpot Brekkie: Retro Risk Taking
Gillian and Clair are giving away tickets to the movie Breath, based on Tim Winton’s novel of growing up and learning to take risks in the 70’s. To win, listeners have to tell about their biggest risk. While the team riff on 70’s risks – macrame fashion, parenting, lead paint etc – listeners tell...
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GSpot Brekkie: Celebrity Shennanigans
Anything that happens in the entertainment world is grist for the GSpot mill … today they do the job on Justin B, Taylor Swift, Katy Perry’s Kiss too Far, Claire’s deep attraction to Adam Levine and just exactly what is it that makes the eminently forgettable Ed Sheeran so popular?? The lion…
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GSpot Brekkie: Chocolate Alchemy
Andrew reports gold bars raining over Russia, Claire transforms them into triangle chocolate and Gillian asks listeners to help ID the most influential chocolate bar ever. As she can’t name the candidates on air, Claire has to sing advertising jingles. In the ensuing mayhem, Greta asks if she can...
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GSpot Brekkie: Thinking outside The Square
The team are giving away movie tickets to see The Square, winner of the Palm D’or at Cannes this year. They ask listeners to nominate their least favourite art work … we learn a lot about the team’s differing artistic preferences and the choice of winner proves controversial. The post GSpot...
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GSpot Brekkie: Jessica’s Eurovision Song Debut
While not all the team are huge Eurovision fans EVERYONE is 100% behind Jessica Mauboy to win this year, with her heart warming song “We Got Love’, played on Joy for the first time, right here on the GSpot. The post GSpot Brekkie: Jessica’s Eurovision Song Debut appeared first on The G Spot.
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GSpot Brekkie: The Band’s Back Together
After the summer sojourn the entire GSpot team: Claire, Gillian, Greta and Andrew are back on air, regaling us with tales of … the effect of coffee on housing choices; possums giving the finger; the do’s and don’ts of kaftan wearing … as well as some pertinent insights on International Women’s…
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GSpot Brekkie: Heatstroke and Tiger Snakes
Claire and Gillian discuss Claire’s Spanish heat stroke and deadly snakes found in the Melbourne CBD … listeners advise Gillian which animals keep snakes at bay … mongooses, wedge tail eagles, kookaburras and, if all else fails, a shovel. The post GSpot Brekkie: Heatstroke and Tiger Snakes…
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GSpot Brekkie: I’ve Humiliated Myself
Gillian and Claire DIY the news and its all very average … Gillian cracks under pressure and gives up Claire’s phone number, the head of the Victoria Police integrity unit impersonates Dean Martin and insults his superiors, Labour pollies have a butter knife altercation at Parliament House … and...
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GSpot Brekkie: Is this IT????
A remake of Picnic at Hanging Rock as a 6-part TV series has been a hit at the Berlin Film Festival – but Claire is underwhelmed by all things Picnic. With help from the listeners she and Gillian nominate other much loved movies that really pissed them off – including The English Patient, Look…
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GSpot Brekkie: Politics on the Nose
Claire and Gillian ponder the latest political shenanigans and how effective the public bollocking the PM gave Barnaby will be … meanwhile President Trump deflects allegations of an affair by porn star Stormy Daniels. The post GSpot Brekkie: Politics on the Nose appeared first on The G Spot.
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GSpot Brekkie: Too Busy for Eurovision
Claire and Gillian discuss the impact of their busy lives and the need to outsource everyday tasks … Gillian feels like she’s living in an episode of Ab Fab while Claire can’t keep up with Eurovision The post GSpot Brekkie: Too Busy for Eurovision appeared first on The G Spot.
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GSpot Brekkie: Have Hamster Will Travel
Gillian is upset about the untimely demise of an emotional support hamster en route to Florida … meanwhile Claire is developing her own approach to providing traffic updates … they both learn about the hitherto unknown attractions of suburban Greensborough. The post GSpot Brekkie: Have Hamster…
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GSpot Brekkie: One in Every Family
As Meghan Merkle’s long lost relatives come out of the woodwork Claire reckons the Queen must be having regrets about the latest royal marriage to an American … but she and Gillian both agree that every family has at least one member they all try to avoid … and maybe its them!! The post GSpot...
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GSpot Brekkie: The Heat is ON
Sitting in the studio as the temperature rises to 40c Gillian and Greta ponder what it must be like at the tennis where temperatures are reaching 67c and share highlights of their summer breaks .. after 22 years Gillian finally became a true Aussie when she cracked boogy board riding … while…
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GSpot Brekkie: Best Gay Couples Ever
This week Gillian and Greta are giving away a double pass to the first ever theatrical adaptation of Oscar Wilde’s De Profundis, at Gasworks Arts Park for Midsumma. Based on Oscar Wilde’s infamous letter, written in 1897 from Reading Gaol to his lover and betrayer, listeners are asked to ring and...
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GSpot Brekkie: Master Class with Amanda Muggleton
Amanda Muggleton phones in to talk with Gillian about her starring role as Maria Callas in the hit show, Master Class. It’s based on a series of classes the ageing diva delivered to students at the Julliard School in New York. We learn about the women behind the legend as she shares her life’s...
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GSpot Brekkie: Getting to Know Greta Better
Last year Gillian and Claire returned with the G Spot, newly evolved into a brekkie show, and with a new team member, Greta. From day one Greta showed she was up to the task of operating the panel, putting her own spin on news, sport, weather and traffic reports (until newsreader Andrew the…
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GSpot Brekkie: Live and Let Whitney
Paul McCartney is in town and inspired by his great James Bond song Live and Let Die, Gillian and Claire decided that to win tickets to the The Greatest Love of All: The Whitney Houston Show listeners need to tell them which Whitney Huston song would have made a great Bond theme. The post GSpot...
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GSpot Brekkie: Relatively Speaking
Maybe its the time of year, but stories on topics ranging from rituals to excessive dog poo fines to the theft of a David Bowie doll from the Nutcracker Village ALL remind Claire of her relatives. Carolyn, on a break from Xmas shopping, drops by with her grandson, Archer. The post GSpot Brekkie:...
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GSpot Brekkie: When Good Eggs Go Bad
Taking as their inspiration a new Xmas culinary delight devised by the Brits – the battered deep fried mince pie – the GSpot team, and their listeners, discuss a range of food stuffs that assault the senses, including rock melon; squishy pears; 100 year eggs; Korean balut; lentil soup; blue…
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GSpot Brekkie: Whats Yours Is Mine
Claire reports that stealing someone else’s lunch is the No 1 workplace issue … Gillian ponders if Xmas is break up time and whether the practice of the last minute grab – where you get your soon to be Ex to do repairs or hand over an object of desire – is as common as she thinks. Greta shares…
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GSpot Brekkie: Political Animals
Greta has a theory about those who voted NO in the Same Sex Marriage Survey. Gillian explores the reaction to Triple J moving the Hottest 100 from Australia Day and Claire is amazed that gorillas would fight over rhubarb, rhubarb, rhubarb. The post GSpot Brekkie: Political Animals appeared first…
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GSpot Brekkie: Call Yourself a CrocoCult
Greta is disturbed by a story about a short (1.5 meter) crocodile said to have attacked some British tourists. Gillian is more interested in getting her take on cults. She and Claire decide the whole show has become the Cult of Greta (who knows better) complete with short hair cuts and flowing...
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GSpot Brekkie: Having the Royals for Breakfast
Claire, Gillian and Greta discuss the big issues around the latest royal wedding – will it solve the problems of post-Brexit Britain? what will the newbie be called? does growing up on an estate make you royal? how do you cook a chook when you’re down on your knees? are they a brother-sister...
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GSpot Brekkie: Animal Types
Whilst admiring the meerkat pups born at Melbourne Zoo the team ponder their animal types. Is Gillian a meerkat or a giraffe? Is Greta a field mouse or a vole ? And was that school boy right when he told 13 year old Claire that she resembled Dr Zira???? The post GSpot Brekkie: Animal Types…
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GSpot Brekkie: Secret Santa Insurrection
Gillian and Claire think we should give up the Secret Santa caper and stop supporting the plastics industry by buying cheap token gifts nobody wants … Greta goes rogue and the listeners provide some interesting variations on the theme. The post GSpot Brekkie: Secret Santa Insurrection appeared...
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GSpot Brekkie: Bauble Action
Xmas is almost upon us and Greta owns up to an hereto unknown obsession with balls … shiny ones on Xmas trees. She has taken to trawling the internet finding evermore strange (and expensive) baubles. Gillian catches the bug and waxes lyrical about thematic Xmas decorations as Greta fantasizes…
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GSpot Brekkie: Deal Breaker
What behavior drives you to the point of no return in a share house or a relationship? Greta, Gillian and the listeners discuss deal breakers that have driven them to jump ship or push the other person out. Warning: Includes discussion of exposed gussets. The post GSpot Brekkie: Deal Breaker...
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GSpot Brekkie: All Souls Day
Its the morning after the night before and Gillian and Claire swap stories about their Halloween nights. We learn about Spooktober; why dark chocolate and red wine are such a great combination (and how they scare away trick or treaters); the deleterious effects of fizz balls and Halloween donuts,...
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GSpot Brekkie: Glitteratti Glitterfarty
Greta and Gillian ponder the new trend of edible glitter on your cappuccino … does it dissolve? or what? Greta lives in a glitter house with oodles of glitter for every occasion – she reckons the downside to this party favourite is that it gets into every nook and cranny. On the subject of…
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GSpot Brekkie: Nup to the Cup
Its Spring Racing Carnival and the party is on!!! Gillian and Greta think its a shame that so many horses lose their lives to “The Sport of Kings” … so with the help of the listeners they come up with some alternative Spring Carnival ideas – that could be just as much fun – and keep St Johns just...
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GSpot Brekkie: Lady Mondegreen at the Airport
Gillian, Greta and Claire discuss the origins of the term mondegreen – and with the help of the listeners work out what an airport needs to entertain passengers like Clare – who miss a flight and have to wait 9 hours for the next one. But they can’t escape Lady Mondegreen, and the whole team join...
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GSpot Brekkie: All Hallows Eve
As Halloween approaches Clare ponders what its all about? what does it mean? where does it come from? Greta shares details about her costume for a big Halloween bash – and gets some sage advice on the risks associated with making and wearing paper mache masks – and we hear ghost stories aplenty…
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GSpot Brekkie: Short Changed
It’s gonna be a hot one; the team discuss the etiquette of shorts and Clare is glad she doesn’t live in Queensland. Other matters that come up short this week are the NBN – letting down the people of Hoppers Crossing and Lisa Wilkinson – deemed not deserving of as much moolah as her fellow...
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GSpot Brekkie: Scars, Strains and Superfans
Clair and Gillian ‘go rogue’ to talk about scars vs bruises, and if spatial awareness will increase with age and reduce their incidence (spoiler alert: NO); ponder the various strains of Vitamin B yeast spread and discuss the psychology of Super Fans, including Gillian’s experience at a Kate Bush...
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GSpot Brekkie: I’m Outta Here
Tanty-throwing tennis players get Clair, Gillian and Greta going – on things they have quit. Learn about Clair’s issues with baked goods; where Gillian has never felt more herself; when the unflappable Andrew felt huffy puffy and what Greta had to quit because she was just too popular. As well as...
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G Spot Brekkie: Dior Dynasty
Gillian and Clare have tickets to the House of Dior at the NGV to give away. This reminds them of the fashion icons on 80’s TV show Dynasty which is about to be remade; so they ask listeners to nominate who could play the roles of Alexis and Krystal Carrington with just the right amount of...
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G Spot Brekkie: Sisterhood in the Booth of Truth
Clare gets into the Booth of Truth to tell a story on behalf of a sister that involves serious vacuuming, super glue and Clare getting grounded for no fault of her own … and it doesn’t stop there … she also tells the tale of raucous behaviour by another sister, which attracted police attention…
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G Spot Brekkie: Getting your head around …
Clare, Greta and Gillian have to get their heads around some key research issues. The effect of teenage girls on their fathers and brothers … Greta and Clare agree to disagree with Dutch researchers on this. And the effect of sugar on everyone’s health … Gillian gets some advice from the others...
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G Spot Brekkie: Bitten by a Bird
Gillian gets attacked by a parrot when out walking her dog and may have the Khaleesi virus … Greta is bemused by the shape of a duck’s penis … and Clare is laughing on the other side of her face. The post G Spot Brekkie: Bitten by a Bird appeared first on The G Spot.
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