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The Galloping Abs Society
by Galloping Abs
We are the Galloping Abs Society: a group dedicated to discussing the weirdest, most mindbogglingly bizarre romance novels the world has to offer. The only rule: the books must be free on Amazon.
Episodes
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Rudolph the Red-Nosed Sadist
It's a Galloping Abs Society Holiday Special! We celebrate this magical time of the year with "Sleigh Bells Ring," by Jodie Griffin. Santa as a leather-clad dom in a BDSM scene with multiple reindeer shifters? We couldn't get more festive if we tried. Join us on this rollicking journey of...
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The Flying Cunnilingus
Following hot on the heels of our in-person, all together, (FOR THE FIRST TIME!) Palate Cleanser, we surround a table and a microphone to speak sweet, sweet words of fairy porn into your earholes. That's right, we're talking about "That Time I Banged A Fairy," by Vivica Snow! Listen as our...
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Palate Cleanser #15 (We Do Madlibs!)
For the first time in recorded history, the Galloping Abs Society members were in the same room! In celebration of this moment nineteen months in the making, we all participated in the greatest creative adventure possible: Madlibs. Listen in as we come up with four flawless tales of romance…
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Let's Get Horny
Are you ready to gallop off into the sunset? Join us on our quest as we discuss "Unicornia" by Grace Risata. It's a veritable unicorn-ucopia of adventure, thrills, chills, and--surprisingly--genuine hilarity. If you thought that was the worst unicorn pun you've heard all week, don't worry, we've...
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The Pufferman Cometh
Did you think we were done with shifter books? Surprise! We talk about what might be our shiftiest one yet-- "Mounted By A Monster: Were-Puffer," by Mina Shay. Join us on a puffed-up journey filled with vapid characters, sudden plot bombs, disturbing anatomical transformations, and a cliffhanger...
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Palate Cleanser #14 (We Talk Shifters!)
We've found ourselves in a tangled, dense jungle of shifter books, so to cleanse our palates, we talk about the animals we'd like to shift into. Which would be better, a dolphin or a duck? It turns out...neither, because they both suck. We also have a strange assortment of animal sex facts to...
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Just the Bear Shifter Necessities
Are you ready for more shifter shenanigans? We were! In this episode, we hurl ourselves headfirst into “Bear Naked Yoga” by Blane Thomas, and experience a world of bear shifters, yoga instructors, more yoga, and more bear shifters. And is this...can it be?? We might have finally arrived at the…
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Palate Cleanser #13 (We Play Dungeons and Dragons!)
How could we possibly cleanse our palates after reading the last book? By playing a short game of D&D, of course! Journey along with Tits, Lovemeat, and Loins as Thrusty takes them all on a heart-pounding quest of improvisation, role play, dice rolling, and dick jokes. They have a task, a little...
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Kobold-Hood, Prince of Thieves
Put on your wizard’s hat, gather your adventuring party, and grab your Staff of Unrelenting Fluids—we’re reading “Lust of the Kobolds” by Dani Dundee! It’s a lizardy romp of mates, breeding, and fantasy creatures who share names with David Bowie characters. We geek out just a little bit, and Tits...
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Palate Cleanser #12 (Vikings in Space Revisited!)
Hold on to your butts, it's been over a year since our first episode! We celebrate the only way we know how: by revisiting our very first book, "A Viking's Peace." There's been a lot of change since that time, and a lot of weirdness, and a lot of smut. Some might say...too much smut. Not us,...
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Didn't, Nope
Gather your wits and restrain your outrage as we discuss "Taking Kelsey" by Kelli Wolfe! This is a rough one, y'all. We know we've said that before, but this time we mean it. (Make sure to check the trigger warnings at the beginning.) If you can brave this story, you'll join us as we put on some…
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Palate Cleanser #11 (With Mariah Ankenman!)
For this palate cleanser, we interview romance novelist Mariah Ankenman! We talk genital euphemisms, her entry into the smut world, get thirsty together, and she even shares some publishing secrets. Find Mariah: @mariahankenman
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Now With 10% More Glans!
Buckle your seat belts and get ready for some man-on-man action, we're talking "Gay Bayou Shifter" by Tabatha Austin! We dive in to this swampy tale of love, lust, mates, and convenient alligators, and discuss how we shockingly had a very good time with this book. And, to top it off, Tits Von...
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Coming Soon: Season Two!
We're a-teasin'... We're hopefully a-pleasin'... We're....running out of rhymes because it's been a very long year and we're tired, but here's what to expect in season TWO!
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Too Many Tentacles, Not Enough Levels
Well, we said we wanted more tentacles. And when we read "Katie Experiences: Slime Seduction" by Winifred LaCroix, we got more tentacles. Was this a good thing? Did we regret several of our past decisions that led up to this moment? Maybe! Follow along with us as we learn about Katie, a petite...
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Palate Cleanser #10 (With Momma McGee!)
In this palate cleanser, we discuss each of our humble beginnings with the world of smut and erotica, with a very special guest: Momma McGee!
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Dr Tentacle and Mrs Hyde
Get your lighthouses lit and your whistles wet, we're talking about "Tentacle Lord" by M. La Mer! The seas are pretty choppy for this one, dearest listeners. Settle in as we discuss unlikable characters and nonsensical plot devices, then see who can do the best 'Eddie Redmayne in Jupiter…
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C-o-m-e the Chupacabra
It's a Galloping Abs Halloween spectacular! In celebration of all things spoopy, we discuss Ffion Rhys's "Come the Chupacabra." It's a tale as old as time: girl meets boy on an Anthropology trip to Mexico, someone in the tour group gets murdered, and everyone gets boned by Chupacabras. We talk...
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Palate Cleanser #9 (A new vibrator!)
In this mini-sode, we talk about the things that haven't sucked lately! Namely, TV shows, a hack-and-slash video game, books, and a brand new vibrator.
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Domo Arigato Fister Roboto
We plumb the depths of the bonkers and bizarre in this episode as we read "Lick-Her Clean: A Taboo, First-time Lesbian, Robotic Bartending Arm Threesome Erotica" by Misty Miles. It's a fast-paced jaunt filled with strangely southern Las Vegans, vaguely described robots, and more nonsensical...
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Palate Cleanser #8 (Chuck Tingle!)
To cleanse our palates this time, we talk the one, the only, the creator of Space Raptor Butt Invasion and the original purveyor of fine erotica himself: Chuck Tingle! We share with you all we know, which isn't much, and all the things we adore about this human, which is a lot.
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Protective Cyborg Daddies
**Note: This episode does not actually contain cyborg fathers.** Want to feel protected while experiencing the oppressive attentions of three overbearing partly-humans in a mildly sci-fi environment?? Welcome to "Three of a Kind" by Susan Hayes, book four of the Drift series! Join us on a chaotic...
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Palate Cleanser #7 (A mini retrospective!)
Come one, come all: it's a Galloping Abs retrospective! In this mini-sode, we discuss all of the books we've read thus far. Pirates, Vampires, Vampirates, Shifters, Vikings! Join us as we take a journey down memory lane. How much do you remember?? How much do we remember?? And can we count past...
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Nobody Expects A Midnight Dong
OHboy. In this episode, we discuss "Alpha's Blood," by Renee Rose and Lee Savino. The book is a galloping ride of BDSM, vampires, Monty Python references, and the cheesiest drama we've ever read. Also, shockingly, one of us really enjoyed it.
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Palate Cleanser #6 (Chatting about fun things!)
In this mini-sode, we discuss things in our lives that aren't irritating or awful: books, podcasts, and a dog.
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What Does the Fox Say
In this episode, we discuss "No Fox to Give," by Domino Taylor/Vivienne Savage! It's the sort of book we've dreaded reading--pretty fun, not super bonkers, and just a nice time.
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Palate Cleanser #5 (Cleansing with La Croix!)
In this palate cleanser, we talk books, graphic novels, and even new La Croix flavors. It's a light and airy mini ep. ...Just like a La Croix. (This podcast is not sponsored by La Croix, although we can dream.)
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Harry Edge and the Chamber of Cunnie
If you wanted more pirates, you're in luck! We discuss Em Brown's timeless classic, "A Wicked Sea," and come face-to-face with violent pirate tendencies, confusing timelines, and even more genital euphemisms. We also have a fascinating segment by Tits Von Fappington, our resident history major,...
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Palate Cleanser #4 (We play the "I Love You, Colonel Sanders" dating game!)
To cleanse our palates between reading about a wizard and reading about pirates (again), we decided to play the best game in the frickin' world. In this episode, Tits, Thrusty, and Lovemeat discuss the amazing time we had when the four of us played "I Love You, Colonel Sanders! A Finger-Lickin'...
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Not Taking a Chance on This Wizard
In this episode, we talk "Wizard's Chance" by Eve Langlais, and use this bizarre book as an excuse to talk about useless heroines, genital euphemisms (again), and hymens. The medieval vagina article: https://www.historyundressed.com/2015/02/medieval-virginity-testing-and.html
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Palate Cleanser #3 (Squirrel watching!)
We had to grab a stick of metaphorical gum to cleanse our palates between these two books. In today's mini-sode, we discuss books, activities, podcasts, and squirrel watching.
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Grade-F Beefcakes
We're sorry, everyone. This is a gross one. We try to suppress gagging as "Sir Loin of Beef" by Vanessa Vale confronts us with horrible dirty talk and FAR too many fluids. There's shock, confusion, cackling, and a discussion about toxic masculinity and how it relates to the romance genre. And…
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Palate Cleanser #2 (Talking even more other books!)
In order to rinse our mouths between two bad books, we take a look at some of the good things that have given us happiness lately--a tasty assortment of books and podcasts.
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The Mermaid and the Vampire Pirate
...Yep, we were confused, too. In this episode, we discuss "Tallulah's Temptation" by Robyn Peterman and touch on some strangely varied subjects brought about by this book, including: the Oedipus complex, fun facts about cephalopods, a scientific study about arousal, and missed opportunities for...
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Palate Cleanser #1 (We talk other books!)
Because sometimes, it's nice to have a bit of a small, decent thing between two not-so-nice things. In this little Palate Cleanser, we discuss books we *don't* hate.
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Vikings In Space
For our inaugural thrust into the world of free Amazon romances, we begin with "A Viking's Peace" (Vikings in Space book 1, by Zoe York). In this episode, we discuss tiny dragons, hair that's thicker from the waist down, and have an honest discussion about fisting.
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We are the Galloping Abs Society: a group dedicated to discussing the weirdest, most mindbogglingly bizarre romance novels the world has to offer. The only rule: the books must be free on Amazon.
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