PODCAST · comedy
The Ghoul Tank
by Lachlan McIver & Ajay Melakayil
We're two buds who love ghosts, goblins, ghouls, and monsters so much that we've decided to make our own! Join us in our journey to come up with the next big cryptid!
Episodes
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Episode 26: Mascarltons
This weeks episode has it all! $12,000 hotdog franchise ideas, the Loch Ness Monster, and Lachlans weird quarantine obsessions! This weeks creation is a doozy! We bring you Mascarlton. You know? Like Mascarlton? Get it? Eh, don't worry about it, it isn't even that good. Cover Art by Lou…
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Episode 25: The Authors
Howdy there spooks and spectres! We've got a short one for you today. Schedules are hard and the fact that this episode even happened is a miracle of chance. Anyway, this episode is quite a good time! We've got Coffee, Ninja Murtles, and a lazily designed DC Comics super villain. Cover Art by Lou...
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Episode 24: Kleptocle (Feat. Mike!)
It's the Pocket Podcast Networks guest month! For this very special episode we have Michael from Green Mountain Mysteries. We have some goofs, we have some laughs, but most importantly we create a new spooky child. Listen to Green Mountain Mysteries at pocketpodcastnetwork.com or anywhere you…
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Episode 23: Wall Slapper
Uh oh, whats this? another Ghoul Tank episode? That couldn't possibly be right. But, it must be! We're back to bring you bi-monthly episodes! That's right, two whole episodes a month! Without further ado, lets get cracking. Ajay and Lachlan create a creature that almost everybody has come in...
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Episode 22: Feetcipede
Ajay wouldn't take his unnamed government agency "Happy Pills" so he was locked in solitary until he complied. Which means that Lachlan has a guest this episode! Bonnie Jenkins from the mail room helps us create yet another grotesque affront to God. Guest starring Alex as Bonnie Jenkins! You can...
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Episode 21: The Rockaphant
Happy new year! The Ghoul Boys are back in town for season 2? Whatever that means. Buckle up for a new bit that quickly devoles into fast food mascot debate, and a new monster that will ROCK your world. Lachlan becomes silly and somehow manages to use a pseudo ASMR voice for the whole episode…
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Episode 20: PPN Show Swap 2019 (Feat. Sorted!)
Guess what everybody! This show isn't dead. And to prove it, here's an episode with enitrely different hosts! Join JD and Alex in their first ever forray into the spooky wild world that we call home. Be sure to give Sorted (Not a Harry Potter podcast) a listen! You can find episodes of Sorted…
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Episode 19: Lakeler
Only potential yuck warnings are for those who are scared of murky water. Aaand we're back. This episode brings you everything you could want in a podcast! Lachlan failing yet again at fooling Ajay in Two Spooks and a Lie, Haunted apartments, cryptid life cycles, and more haunted apartments.…
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Episode 18: Kherianete (Feat. Britty Lea!)
No yuck warnings for this episode as far as I know! Let us know if something bugs you and we'll tag it here. After yet another unplanned hiatus we're back! Me and Ajay are both in this episode for sure. There's a new bit that is DEFINITELY sonically pleasant experience. we bring you tales from…
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Episode 17: Waste-opus
Yuck warnings: I mean we definitely make poop jokes toward the end of the episode, but it isn't because we're gross. Episode 17! Love it! In this one we got it all! Two whole rounds of two spooks and a lie, calls from our parents, trash, wendigo avoiding tactics, Jensen Ackles secret deleted...
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Episode 16: Armestia
Yuck Warnings: Arachniphobia from 27:38-28:04 and Vomiting from 33:36-33:51 Welcome back to the spooky haunted house also known as The Ghoul Tank. We have our longest two spooks and a lie session ever and we bash Mr. todd Howard for his bad video game. The special creature we spring forth from…
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Episode 15: This One's In Japan!
Yuck Warnings: The only thing I think might yuck pepople out is that this guy has a lot of teeth. Not weird gross things, just a lot of them. Hey there you podcast goblins! We're back once again to bring you the best of the best. The Creme de la creme. Our magnum opus. Either that or it's just...
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Episode 14: Cats Get The Zoomies
Yuck Warnings: Between 35 and 39 Minutes we talk about some gross eyeball stuff and a little bit about a weird pointy mouth. Episode 14! released on time babey, are you proud of us? In this one we play some two spooks and a lie, go off on so many tangents, and make a terrible terrible monster...
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Episode 13: Ryan Gosling? (Feat. Lou!)
We're baaaaaack everybody! Life isn't always easy and it makes it hard to make podcasts sometimes. Anyways, everything is a cryptid, we love Ryan Gosling, we play two spooks and a lie and all that good stuff! Hope you enjoy, thank's for sticking with us. Ajay gets a Spook right, Lachlan can;t…
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Episode 12: NOT A Cat Bus
Yuck warnings: Again, as far as we can tell there aren't any but we aren't in your heads! So if theres something that bugs you please tell us so we can fix it. We're finaly back after like a billion years. Turns out podcasts are time consuming! But no matter, with this episode we bring you two...
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Episode 11: Happy Haunt-idays!
Yuck Warnings: I don't think there are any for this episode, but if something bugs you shoot us an email at [email protected] to help us tag these episodes better. Hello everybody and Happy Haunt-idays! This episode answers an age old question, has a return of a super good bit, and introduces…
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Episode 10: Eyeball Fastball
Buckles up for episode 10! The big one-oh! We actually made kind of a scary one in this episode so if hearing about eyeballs in any way freaks you out, you may want to genuinely skip this one. Other than that, we have some good laughs and talk about everybodys favorite subject: Monsters! Ajay...
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Episode 9: Office Space (Feat. Britty Lea!)
We're back at it again for episode Nine! This time we shake things up and bring another person into The Ghoul Tank! Co-Head of the Pocket Podcast Network, Britty Lea. In this installment of our show, we talk cool monsters, we have some laughs, and we bring forth a brand new monster into the…
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The Ghoul Tank Ep8: A Fridge you Can Tweet From
Like a Phoenix rising from the ashes, we return to bring you episode 8! By ashes I mean serious internet probems, and by pheonix I mean we were just able to safely record our dumb show. Anyway, I hope you guys like large household appliances, and two people talking over each other! Also as much…
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The Ghoul Tank Ep7: Legally Different Enough From Gumby
Episode 7 babey! We recorded this episode earlier in the morning than we've ever done before and it was AWFUL. Have you ever tried to be funny and creative like 30 minutes after you wake up? Anyway, in this episode we put together a tall fellow and a round fellow and they're the best of friends....
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The Ghoul Tank Ep6: Halloween Spook-cial!
Episode six! Halloween! Let get into it! We try something a little different for this episode. You just gotta shake things up every once in a while, you know?. Just remember, we're professional and definitely know what we're talking about. Also there's a point in the show where Lachlan references...
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The Ghoul Tank Ep5: All About the Keys
We've returned yet again for episode 5! The monster we cooked up in this episode is a really bad houseguest. Or a super good home intruder. Too soon to tell. Ajay is a sick boy! Lachlan really likes alliteration. Cover art by Lou Intro/Outro Music: ROOTSMESSENGER You can buy Pocket Notes Here!
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The Ghoul Tank Ep4: Christmas Lights
Welcome back for episode 4! we've been making this show for a month now and we're glad people are enjoying it. The lovely cryptid we manifest using our minds loves to get wet and wild! Ajay absolutely NAILS the name for this thing. Lachlan experiements with profanity bleeps. But isn't that into...
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The Ghoul Tank Ep3: Two Hats!
Oh man here we are with episode 3! There isn't an end credit thing because I'm a busy adult and we recorded late so it's kind of a double whammy. Lachlan creates a mini podcast! Ajay hates it. Cover Art by Lou Intro/Outro music: ROOTSMESSENGER You can buy Pocket notes Here!
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The Ghoul Tank Ep2: So it has wings?
Welcome back for episode two! In this episode we kind of nail it. Not to brag or anything. Ajay watches his language, Lachlan can't stop repeating himself. Cover Art by Lou Intro/Outro music: ROOTSMESSENGER
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Ghoul Tank Ep1: Thirsty Boy
Welcome to The Ghoul Tank! In this episode we talk favorite monsters, Ajay generalizes the entire city of New York, and Lachlan encourages monster fucking! Cover Art: Special thanks to Lou at http://jiinsy.wixsite.com/gallery Intro/Outro Music: ROOTSMESSENGER Spooky Story Music: ACEINET
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
We're two buds who love ghosts, goblins, ghouls, and monsters so much that we've decided to make our own! Join us in our journey to come up with the next big cryptid!
HOSTED BY
Lachlan McIver & Ajay Melakayil
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We're two buds who love ghosts, goblins, ghouls, and monsters so much that we've decided to make our own! Join us in our journey to come up with the next big cryptid!
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The Ghoul Tank is created and hosted by Lachlan McIver & Ajay Melakayil.
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