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The Give Zero Clucks Podcast

by Beverly Ross

We Give Zero Clucks, about not having the picture-perfect farm life. Hosted by Bev Ross & Sam Bolton, this is the farm comedy podcast that's a happy hour for the farming community. Through stories that include the mistakes we make and the new knowledge we gain, you'll feel less alone in this farm thing. Grab your favorite drink and laugh along with us.

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Episodes

  1. #234 - All The Horses

    When you learn about some of the more outlandish things Bev takes on, like six rescue horses, do you ever wonder how she makes those decisions and loops her family in? Spoiler alert, sometimes she doesn't. But as a neurodivergent person that is actively seeking to face her own bullpoo while also...

  2. #233 - Oh, Hey There, Again

    Oh hey, there! Again... Bev & Sam are back and they have got some news for you! In this episode, Sam shares the details behind her recent decision to sell Fancy the cow and how she made it happen in a way that made her know it was the right decision. We hear a lot about how once you've made the...

  3. #232 - No Bunny Wants These In The Garden

    Rabbits are every gardener's worst nightmare. In this episode, learn why you don't want rabbits in your garden, which species of rabbits are the worst, how to tell if you've got a rabbit problem, ways to prevent them, what to do to get rid of them, and which plants they tend to avoid. We cover…

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  4. #231 - So You Want To Start Foraging?

    Wild foraging has really increased in popularity, especially in homesteading and self-sufficiency social media circles. In this episode, learn about why foraging is so awesome, who’s benefiting the most from its resurgence, how laws banning it have racist and classist roots, where laws still…

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  5. #230 - That's Not A Weed, It's A Superfood!

    Superfoods are superhyped. But you know what doesn't get enough attention? Superweeds you can forage and enjoy for free! In this episode, learn about five superfood weeds that you may already have growing near your garden. And if you're a Patreon Peep, learn about the history of superfoods in our...

  6. #229 - The Best & Worst Garden Gadgets of Seasons Past

    We use tons of tools in the garden! Some have been fabulous, others, not so much. In this episode, we share all about our favorite gardening tools and tell you which ones didn't work as planned. For full show notes go to www.drinkandfarm.com/229 Mentioned in this episode: Listen to other great...

  7. Dive Bar #19 - How To Calculate Your Flock's Feed Needs

    Deciding what and how to feed your chickens can be overwhelming. Their age, your flock's goals, your values in terms of ethical and sustainable feed production, and the current environment all play a role in determining the best nutrition practices for your flock. Today, we're going to discuss…

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  8. #228 - A Different Kind of Farm Goals Episode

    Some years you're feeling super motivated to change and improve all the things. Others, you're more intentional about drilling down into what really matters to you. What kind of year is Bev & Sam planning for 2023? In this episode, you'll hear all about it. And perhaps gain a different way to…

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  9. #227 - Should You Raise Chicks This Year?

    Egg and chicken prices are soaring! So should you raise chicks this year so you have access to eggs and/or meat without paying exorbitant prices at the store? There's a lot to consider. In this episode, we talk you through everything you need to consider before you add all those floofy babies to...

  10. #226 - Oh Hey There, Sam!

    Oh hey there, Sam! That's right, Sam's BACK! And oh my gosh it felt so good to settle into an episode that feels so comfy and familiar, but new and fresh. In this episode, we reflect on the goals we set eons ago, or what felt like eons ago, December 2021, and discuss how it went, what's changed,...

  11. #225 - Setting Intentions For Joy

    Typically around this time of year, we'll put out a farm goals episode. Don't worry, one is coming! But while we wait for Sam's return, Bev shares how she's taking 2023 aspirations in a softer direction. And this softer direction is likely to lead to more Joy Farming! If you found yourself…

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  12. #224 - Mastering The Art Of Joy Farming

    Is it possible to master the art of joy farming? I truly believe you can. But it requires a willingness to explore what might work for you and abandon those things that don't. In this throwback episode from the Rural Woman Podcast, I shared my evolution and philosophy surrounding joy farming and...

  13. #223 - We Drink, We Farm & We Podcast

    In this episode from The Rural Woman Podcast, Bev & Sam get personal with Katelyn about making real friends on the internet, imposter syndrome, how therapeutic farm chores can be after a stressful day at work, and Bev shares something she's learned from her time working with so many in the…

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  14. #222 <Best of> Drink & Celebrate Rural Women

    Rural life can be isolating. I've felt a tad isolated lately with all this solo podcasting I've been doing, so this week we're throwing it ALL THE WAY back to Minisode 21, Drink & Celebrate Rural Women. In this episode, Sam, Katelyn & I explore how storytelling connects us and how sometimes, we...

  15. #221 - Homestead Skills

    This week we're replaying the 2nd episode of the Living Homegrown Podcast Bev was a guest on. This episode was recorded in early 2018, shortly after Drink & Farm was launched, and she brought home her first goats. Listen to learn about some of the anxieties and fears a new goat keeper faces,...

  16. #220 - Going Back To the Beginning

    Looking back at where you've been is an excellent way to recalibrate when the pace of life feels like it's getting ahead of you. It's no secret, I have a lot of things I'm working on at any given moment. A friend recently pointed out to me that it looked from the outside, I had lost my connection...

  17. #219 - Not Another Gift Guide

    'Tis the season to feel immense pressure to find the find the perfect gift. As a neurodiverse person that has a rough relationship with social norms and consumerism, this time of year is extra tough. This year, shed the obligation and expectation, and learn how Bev discovered how to gift in a way...

  18. #218 - Should You Really be Doing That?

    Every week I overcommit myself in every aspect of my life. Nothing has made this fact more obvious to me than the opening of our brick & morter pop-up shop. And I know I'm not alone in this. In the entreprenuer, homestead, and farming spaces it's totally normal to be multitalented and...

  19. #217 - <Best of> What The Buck

    When you want an endless supply of baby goats on your farm the obvious answer, it seems, is to get a buck so you can breed on demand. But the decision to add buck goats to your farm is not something that should be taken lightly. In this best of episode, we discus the pros & cons of owning buck...

  20. #216 - <Best of> Scarecrows: An Unpenned History

    To celebrate the spooky season, let's revisit the unpenned history of scarecrows. Not to be dramatic, but it's totally true, the historical records about scarecrows are pretty sparse. But it's full of interesting history, fun and not so fun facts, and we think you'll appreciate having this...

  21. #215 - Preparing Yourself For Winter

    When you 're preparing the farm for winter, do you add preparing yourself to the to-do list? Oftentimes, preparing the animals, shelters, feed storage, and watering systems are the priority. But I think you should be too. Preparing yourself for winter is more than just stocking the pantry and...

  22. #214 Winter Prep - It's That Time Of Year Again!

    Are you starting to feel like winter lasts forever thanks to this series? You’re welcome! In this last winterization throwback episode, we dive a little deeper into how to make winter prep easier on your future self, and why being ready for winter just to roll in at any minute is a great idea if...

  23. Drink & Farm #213 Winter Prep - Every Winter Is Different

    Checklists are life! And if there's anything you should know about Bev & Sam it's that they have one for everything. For winter they actually have several. In this episode, learn how they did winter prep in 2020. You’ll notice a theme, every winter is different but there are some things they…

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  24. Drink & Farm #212 Winter Prep - If Bev Were An Animal

    In this episode, Bev decides to just skip all the fall stuff and go straight to winter! JK, sort of. This episode is the start of a series that is going to be all about preparing for winter. Learn how Sam & Bev prepped for winter in 2019 and discover the one thing Bev has added to her winter prep...

  25. Drink & Farm #211 - This Is Not The Episode You Were Expecting

    In this episode, Bev shares a story that’s been on her mind for weeks! On its surface, it’s about rescuing a calf from the creek, but really it’s about so much more. For full show notes, go to www.drinkandfarm.com/211 Mentioned in this episode: Listen to other great podcasts on Positively Farming...

  26. Drink & Farm #210 - Farming Firsts

    In this episode, Bev chats with fellow farm podcasters Ashley of A Little Self Reliant Podcast, Karin of Just Grow Something Podcast, and Erica of The Rural Mindset Podcast about a farming first they wanted to share. For full show notes, go to www.drinkandfarm.com/210 Mentioned in this episode:...

  27. Drink & Farm #209 - There's A First Time For Everything

    In this episode, hear about how Drink & Farm is changing up a few things for the next few months and all about a first for Bev that’s really bringing her joy. For full show notes, go to www.drinkandfarm.com/209 Mentioned in this episode: Save 10% off your first purchase of Simple Grow's…

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  28. Mini #68 - Questioning Our Life Choices

    In this best of minisode, we revisit a fun minisode that is chalk full of your farm stories and can’t evens. It’s such a funny one! For full show notes go to www.drinkandfarm.com/mini68

  29. Dive Bar #18 - Alternatives To Canning

    In this best of dive bar, we dive into ways you can save the harvest without busting out all the glass jars, boiling pots of water, or pressure canner! Inspired by indigenous cultures, we discuss the history of some methods we use today. And share why we love these alternatives. For full show...

  30. Drink & Farm #208 - We’re Finally Gardening!

    In this best of episode, we wax poetic about feeling behind in the garden and trying to catch up! It’s the perfect episode for you if you’re starting to worry it’s too late. Spoiler alert! It’s not. But we have lots of tips sprinkled in for getting what’s most important to you and your garden…

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  31. Drink & Farm #207 - Composting With Worms

    In this episode, we discuss getting started composting with worms...or vermicomposting! Learn how to build a bin, where to get your worms, how to care for your worms and all the benefits you can get from setting up this easy, inexpensive system that anyone anywhere can do. For full show notes, go...

  32. Drink & Farm #206 - Drink & Insect Protein with Grubbly Farms

    In this episode, we have the peeps from Grubbly Farms back after FOUR YEARS!!! In this special interview with Sean & Patrick, we dive into the behind scenes of the facilities that raise black soldier fly grubs, industrial scale food waste, barriers to entering the agricultural feed market, how...

  33. Mini #67 - Drink & Grubbly

    We’re so egg-cited for our new interview with the peeps at Grubbly Farms to come out this Friday, so we wanted to replay our original interview with them so you can feel prepared for that amazing episode! Listen in as Bev & Sam get to know the crew at Grubbly Farms! Learn how the company behind...

  34. Drink & Farm #205 - It's Like Going To A Bar with Katelyn Duban

    This week we have a special guest co-host, Katelyn Duban of The Rural Woman Podcast! Join Bev & Katelyn as they listen to and react to one of Bev’s fave Drink & Farm episodes, It’s Like Walking Into A Bar. It’s all about the driveway breeding of Tonks the goat! Learn what to expect when your goat...

  35. Drink & Farm #204 - Gardening While Pregnant

    In this episode, we discuss some things to be aware of when you’re gardening while pregnant. For full show notes, go to www.drinkandfarm.com/204

  36. Dive Bar #17 - Ways to Beat the Heat

    In this dive bar, we dive into ways to beat the heat this spring and summer. Sunburns as well as heat stress/strokes/exhaustion shouldn’t be taken lightly, so we wanted to share a few of the items we use to stay cool and offer a few tips to help you stay safe! For full show notes, go to...

  37. Drink & Farm #203 - Getting Kids in the Garden

    In this episode, we celebrate Mother’s Day by discussing some creative and simple ways to get kids involved in the garden! Sometimes it can feel difficult or even a little overwhelming to allow kids in a garden space, but we’re here to share some ideas on how they can help, burn off some of their...

  38. Drink & Farm #202 - Snakes in the Garden

    In this episode we discuss a helpful little “creepy crawly” that you could come across in your garden this year. While some snakes may cause panic in your otherwise “zen” space, garter snakes, aka “gardner snakes,” can be a huge benefit to you (& your plants)! For full show notes, go to...

  39. Drink & Farm #201 - Beekeeping While Pregnant

    In this episode, we discuss some of the risks you should consider if you’re beekeeping while pregnant. What are the risks? Do you have to stop altogether? What happens if you get stung? We cover it all! For full show notes, go to www.drinkandfarm.com/201

  40. Minisode #66 Feets Not Teats

    What do Taylor Swift, bear-fighting pigs, a goat illustration by an 8-year-old, & rabbit eggs all have in common? We read and discuss them (& other can’t evens) in this minisode! For full show notes go to www.drinkandfarm.com/mini66

  41. Drink & Farm #200 - Ask Us Anything

    In this episode, we celebrate 200 episodes by answering your questions! We’re so grateful to you all for spending time with us for two-hundred regular episodes, sixteen Dive Bars, & sixty-five Minisodes!! For full show notes, go to www.drinkandfarm.com/200

  42. Dive Bar #16 - Manipulation Through Scent

    In this dive bar, we dive into some research about a pheromone in male goat odor that drives the lady goats wild. We all know that goats are a bit weird. And the science behind that “weird” is pretty stinky. For full show notes go to www.drinkandfarm.com/divebar16

  43. Drink & Farm #199 - Bananas, Potatoes and Nematodes!

    In this episode, we discuss how a recent scientific study about how banana paper could help fight a common potato pest. For full show notes, go to www.drinkandfarm.com/199

  44. Drink & Farm #198 - Farm Goals Update

    In this episode we give an update about how our 2022 farm goals are going and Bev shares more about overcoming her mental health struggles. For full show notes, go to www.drinkandfarm.com/198.

  45. Minisode #65 - Fancy's Great Escape

    In this minisode, we read and discuss this month’s can’t evens, and Sam tells us the story of Fancy’s great escape. For full show notes go to www.drinkandfarm/com/mini65

  46. Drink & Farm Dive Bar #15 - Setting Up Your Farm Website

    In this dive bar, we dive into how to set up a farm website that gives you a professional appearance on the internet and gives your customer the info they need to buy from you. For more go to www.drinkandfarm.com/db15

  47. Drink & Farm #197 - Chicken Keeping While Pregnant

    In this episode, we discuss the very rare diseases that can transmit from chickens to humans and what precautions you may want to consider while keeping chickens while pregnant. For more go to www.drinkandfarm.com/197

  48. Drink & Farm #196 - Why Do We Pinch Plants?

    In this episode we start with some fun history on St Patrick’s Day pinching and move on to why you may want to pinch your plants this garden season! For full show notes, go to www.drinkandfarm.com/196.

  49. Drink & Farm #195 - Don't Forget To Rotate!

    In this episode we talk about the importance of rotating your garden crops and how to do it! For full show notes, go to www.drinkandfarm.com/195.

  50. Drink & Farm #194 - Giving Zero Clucks Since 2018

    In this episode we celebrate four years of the Drink & Farm podcast. We discuss a few misconceptions we had and lessons learned over our farming years. For full show notes, go to www.drinkandfarm.com/194

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We Give Zero Clucks, about not having the picture-perfect farm life. Hosted by Bev Ross & Sam Bolton, this is the farm comedy podcast that's a happy hour for the farming community. Through stories that include the mistakes we make and the new knowledge we gain, you'll feel less alone in this farm thing. Grab your favorite drink and laugh along with us.

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