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The Gnome and Mrs. Meyers

by Susan Klein on Podiobooks.com

When the recently-widowed Mrs. Meyers wins the "Expect The Unexpected Sweepstakes" she thinks everything in her life would turn around. But the prize of precious jewels comes with an unexpected catch: she must keep an ancient magical being safe, secure, and entertained for three months at her condo. Is she up to the challenge of this unique homestay program? Will she be able to deal with her abusive boss, and a condo association that is certain there's vermin running around the building? And, most importantly, what will a gnome think of Chicago deep-dish pizza?

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Episodes

  1. Gnome Chapter 22

    The Gnome’s final plan is underway. Will he be able to successfully nudge Brenda’s fate along?

  2. Gnome Chapter 21

    Brenda witnesses a sacred Gnome ceremony and hears the details about the “Greatest of All Flarkenspiels.”

  3. Gnome Chapter 20

    Brenda has only seconds to outwit Doris, “the female ogre.”

  4. Gnome Chapter 19

    The identity of the “mysterious gnome sighting” is revealed. Who is the courageous warrior who has come to the Gnome’s rescue?

  5. Gnome Chapter 18

    In order to keep the Gnome safe, it’s up to Brenda to come up with a ruse. Is she capable of tricking the trickster?

  6. Gnome Chapter 17

    The Gnome revisits the forest but during his leave-taking, he suffers a catastrophic loss.

  7. Gnome Chapter 16

    The Gnome has a remedy for Brenda’s headache: his Extra Special Salve. But is it safe for humans?

  8. Gnome Chapter 15

    With the help of the Gnome's colleague, an expert in conflict resolution, Brenda finally confronts her abusive boss. But why does the mediator smell like a swamp and sound like a thug?

  9. Gnome Chapter 14

    Brenda is so desperate about her situation at work, she lets the Gnome and his bride-to-be work on a remedy.

  10. Gnome Chapter 13

    When Brenda finally meets with the Homestay Director, only one burning question is on her mind.

  11. Gnome Chapter 12

    The Gnome sight-seeing trip is headed for disaster until Brenda comes up with a clever solution.

  12. Gnome Chapter 11

    Ramone and His Excellency arrive from their home dimension. Will the Homestay Director cancel the program when he becomes aware of the Gnome’s injuries?

  13. Gnome Chapter 10

    Brenda gets nervous about the upcoming visit of the Homestay Director and Mr. Gnome’s twin brother Ramone. “More gnomes, that’s all I need is more gnomes!” she moans. Will the Gnome heal in time?

  14. Gnome Chapter 09

    While the gnome struggles to recover, Brenda struggles with demons from her past.

  15. Gnome Chapter 08

    The unconscious gnome has been grievously injured. Can Brenda remember the source of gnome healing, find some, and get it to him in time?

  16. Gnome Chapter 07

    Mrs. Meyers goes to the roof with the gnome to take care of a task for the condo board. While distracted by the sights, a horrible accident befalls the gnome.

  17. Gnome Chapter 06

    Mrs. Meyers finally gets to ask the gnome some in-depth questions about his background. He shares the story about how the gnomes managed to vanquish the Trolls, a hideous race of beings who terrorized and killed gnomes for sport. The final time the Trolls showed up to ravage, the gnomes were…

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  18. Gnome Chapter 05

    The condo board holds a meeting as they are certain that there is vermin loose around the building. Doris, the bully of the condo, insists on a solution that terrifies Brenda.

  19. Gnome Chapter 04

    Brenda finally goes back to work and has to deal with her abusive boss. That evening, the gnome teaches her a secret technique to access her intuition and reveal her true feelings on any subject.

  20. Gnome Chapter 03

    Brenda is frantic when she finds the gnome missing. She retraces her steps, and finds him in a dire predicament....

  21. Gnome Chapter 02

    After asking the gnome some questions, Mrs. Meyers is cautiously excited about the reward of fabulous jewels for being a homestay host to the small traveler. She then takes him on his first field trip. But, on the way back, Mrs. Meyers forgets something critical...

  22. Gnome Chapter 01

    Mrs. Brenda Meyers wakes up to an unexpected visitor in her condo: a sixteen-inch gnome announcing that she has won the online “Expect the Unexpected Sweepstakes.” Is he an hallucination? Is it all a hoax?

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

When the recently-widowed Mrs. Meyers wins the "Expect The Unexpected Sweepstakes" she thinks everything in her life would turn around. But the prize of precious jewels comes with an unexpected catch: she must keep an ancient magical being safe, secure, and entertained for three months at her condo. Is she up to the challenge of this unique homestay program? Will she be able to deal with her abusive boss, and a condo association that is certain there's vermin running around the building? And, most importantly, what will a gnome think of Chicago deep-dish pizza?

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Susan Klein on Podiobooks.com

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