The Golden Hour with Ben and Jorden

// Winger // Room mate // AI kinks // I was 30 for the night //

Download festival report.

There will be 'singing'

// 100 pillows // Best customer // Melon // Nans dry ass cake // HBO Max // Grade 2 listed building //

Golden on the road, expect bad audio.

// Cake // Raised (heavily edited) // Dreams // Winners medal // Big 30 // 'Legendary singer' // Evil ratings //

// The rat story // I try //

// More adult // 5000 items // Show boater // Singer/rockstar // Take That // Astronaut // Don't take notes //

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// Checkov's Rat // Coffee date // NotNowTv //

// Black finger // £2.70 argument // Truth + Injustice // Fishbowl analogy // Tenure // My Pi is 3.16 //

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// Housemate // Nan story // Housekeeper // Age maths // Caravan reminisce // Christmas heist //

// New finger // 8000 series // DIY jacuzzi // No Tengo Dinero //Break in // Its in the delivery //

Road trip.

Best tv ever 🙈

Completely skippable, doesn't add much to the plot.

Merry Christmas/birthday.

// Dead before 45 // Dont shit on a bench // Nightmare // Crimes //

// 3 errors somehow is a positive // 5 star review chaser // Why are you crushing my Savoy dreams // The white flower // Clench for a million dollars // Tinanic // a-nan-a-raq (Anorak pun, genius) // Mostly cut Bristol story // Careful I still have dangling nerve endings //

I'm not going!

// Not as long as it seems // Dude, where's my lighter // Girls house // Finger toe //

// Tea towels // Hair or libido // Bus station // New gang // Hermetically sealed // Customer service sleazeball // Old gang // 69 pence //

// Hair // Blue // Rat // Dreams // Dragons //

// Free towels // Number 35 // Finger stuff // Speaking of ears //

//Taffy // Wedding speech // White cricket // Moron //

April 18th, 2 days before 420. Positive, upbeat, clean, sober (ish).Nothing can stop him now!

// Surprise Nan // Finger retcon // Hospital dogging // Pills & booze //

There will be finger puns.

Pre-emergency golden, not a care in the world.

// Neighbour note // Freeze-a-finger // Blind sat nav //

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// Stop smoking Drink water // Train conductor // Totally legitimate insurance claim // Fridge noise // Business report // CV //

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// Fire dream // Kidney failure // Thief moving in // 85! // The side salad // Tin opener //

// Danny the ghost // The Substance // The sandwich // Nan's dry ass cake 7 // VR //

Christmas shopping the Saturday before Christmas.

// R D Jordan // LOTR:SP // The Deadpool story // Energy cycle // Jizzy pants // Unbalanced hair karma // P Diddy // Quantum insights //

A lecture on bad decisions from a hypocrite.

Jorden's big audition for Britain's got talent!! Expect a fully supportive Ben.

// Differing manipulation techniques // VR // Wash it twice // Stoner thoughts // BGT // Gift //

// The Dentist // The Episode // The Smell // The Biker //

// door stuff // RIP Derek, who gets his garden? // bus stop dancer // ultimate insult // milk run // bits and bats sponge //

// creams // talc // powder // chilli //

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// Moody // Gym bro // Muscle ribs // £41.30 // It's pee // Singing lessons //

A terrible mess of a show, maybe worth it for the politician story.

It's been 7 days, not a week.

80% of this is Jorden talking about his favourite thing, the other 20% is me asking him not to.

Third wheel sees it all.