The Good MILF

This episode is dedicated to one of the most controversial ancient philosophers—a woman *audible gasp* named Hypatia. Go ahead, look it up. There are no documented women philosophers from the 'ancient era.' Or are there? Of course, to some historians, she was a witch, and to other historians, she was a genius who fell victim to political jealousy. Either way she was targeted and burned at the stake (pun intended) because of a dude who would have been diagnosed with narcissistic personality disorder if he was alive today. Also, why are all these ancient systems and structures scared of women with intellectual power and prowess? They were definitely hiding something.....

Hey Party Animals, today we are learning how substances have always been everyone's favorite shortcut to the meaning of life or "to have a good time." But according to science and the esoteric, the key is to be mindful of balance, as the line between medicine and poison is really just a matter of dosage. So be intentional, stay curious, and think twice before trusting anyone with a vape. Also, spoiler alert and trigger warning: Crista reviews the movie Blink Twice by Zoe Kravitz and incorporates some of her own philosophical musings on the cinematic masterpiece and, of course, feminine rage.

The Prisoner’s Dilemma, Tit for Tat, and Nash Equilibrium… what do all these have in common.. they are strategies that can help you navigate your dating and social life. Crista also shares her formula for securing a second date, making lasting memories, and maximizing personal utility. Like always business first so we’re starting with a crash course in economic thought experiments and then end with Crista’s favorite act of micro feminism aka live trolling weird dating app matches.

What do you get when you put a divorced, philosophical feminist mother and a hetero cis white or Hispanic realist male in the same room? The answer: A lot of bias and micro-aggression checks, semantics specificity, scientific definitions, and devil's advocate level trolling. Join Crista and Your Friend as they discuss dog saliva, purchases and services found on the dark web (organ harvesting and assassins), and the science behind religion. Also, did you know there is a religion founded when the leader used a crystal to translate gold tablets? Wild right, neither did we... until we asked our own scientific oracle... Chat GPT, duh. Side note: Trigger Warning - No feelings were spared in this episode. Do not listen if you get easily offended or triggered by religious satire.

A concept that is still elusive in the 2,346 years of science is whether the mind/soul and the body are separate entities or if they are one... Crista parallels that idea and wonders if love is based on something in our souls or if it's purely an experience of hormonal cocktails. While we may never really find out, one thing is for certain: love can be either a unifying or destructive force of nature. Combining the scientific and metaphysical aspects of attraction, listen on for an insightful exploration of the messiness of human connections. P.S. Late, but worth the wait. This episode was supposed to be uploaded in February, but there was a glitch in the matrix.

Listen as Crista documents all the ins/outs, predictions, and trends for 2024 because, well, she fully predicted Kanye and Kim's marriage in 2010 just by watching that one episode of Kim and Kourtney Take New York; knew her exes (2010, 2014, 2018, 2021) were lying just by that stupid ass look they made with their faces; correctly guessed the 2021 Kentucky Derby and Super Bowl winners; and one time in Vegas, stood next to a random man at a Craps table, made friends, and dictated the correct bets to him for 17 straight rolls.  In true male fashion, the Vegas random didn’t listen to her at all... and ended up losing his fun money.  Sorry, not sorry.  We’re taking care of business first, so if you’re into International Economics, you’ll want to strap in for this one. Times Business First: 1:03 Pop Culture: 17:00

It's part of the two-fer to celebrate the holidays!! Originally recorded: March 8, 2022 - International Women's Day! Crista visits the magical city of Las Vegas to visit a childhood friend from Japan, Jenn.  Get a sneak peek into what women talk about when no one is around as they discuss the oldest documented erotica, Jenn’s poetry as a Y chromosome connoisseur, the best communication/flirting tips for that special someone (some backed by science), and LOTS of locker-room girl talk.  If you have sensitive ears, definitely do NOT press play, but if you LOVE to laugh and cringe at the same time, grab a snack and max out your volume.

It's part of the two-fer to celebrate the holidays!! Originally recorded: July 4, 2022. In Las Vegas, one of Crista's favorite places is Ninja Karaoke.  The main reason – they serve Japanese Plum Wine.  At one of Jenn from Japan’s Ninja Karaoke performances, Crista made friends with girl dad Darius the Aquarius.  This episode listens like a live stream, but that’s because that’s what it was… open your ears to unedited banter as they talk music, observations on life, Darius’ love of the multiverse, interacting with the digital world, and buying virtual real estate.  Darius gives Crista a tour of his virtual properties and his virtual red room. Oooh lalala. If you search the multiverse hard enough, you might be able to find it, but until then, you can listen to Crista’s honest live reactions and observations.

"Sorry, I'm late. I'm a mom and *humble brag* a PhD student." Listen as Crista gives a quick life update and even quicker synthesis on why women are better hunters, the failings of the Man the Hunter theory research (and any research completed through a patriarchal societal lens), and most importantly, why Las Vegas is one of the most incredible places on earth. And before any of you men start talking sideways about this episode... just know... Gomez Addams would never.

Join us as Crista chats with the very talented musical artist Shateish, hailing from Virginia's vibrant music scene. Her distinct tone, mesmerizing voice, and clever wordplay along with a fusion of blues, soul, and east coast hip hop sound waves, produced by Raw Koncept's NOTTZ, sets her apart from the rest of the crowd. Crista and Shateish touch on the many hats women wear, the undeniable alter ego all women have tucked away until the time is right, and her journey through music that has brought her sound to where it is today.

Phew it only took 420 days to upload a new episode and this week’s episode is about small-town Texas boy turned Special Warfare Operator for the US Navy Seal Team 6… but it comes to a complete stop when Aaron Howard is accused of catfishing women.  After a full investigation, no evidence of photos, even not being in the country when some of the texts were sent to the victims, passing TWO polygraph tests, and a list of plausible theories on why he was targeted as a PNG (Persona Non Grata: an unacceptable or unwelcome person) Aaron was still removed from active duty.  Aaron still claims his innocence but gives us a timeline of the series of events that led to his discharge from the U.S. Navy, what he is doing now, and what his plans are for the future.  A real whodunit because at the end of the day someone did send those text messages to the victims.  If it wasn’t Aaron, who was it?  Do you think there is more to the story? Will we ever find out?  Where’s Nev and Max when you need them?

If he doesn't call you back, is flaky, has bad skin, or has fucked up eye brows.... you may be dating a meth head or a catfisher.  Listen as Crista and Josh discuss ethical dilemmas, when it's best to mind your own business, and good samaritan laws.  Josh shares his irrational yet rational fear of medical staff checking out his package and being the victim of compromising selfies while he's knocked out under anesthesia.   Josh is also a girl dad and shares how his life completely changed when his daughter was born and how his parenting skills are inspired by his brother.  Learning by example is the ultimate master class.  Crista shares her favorite type of curriculum that is similar to the 'unschooling method' and how Elon Musk utilizes similar learning strategies for his five to seven children.  We aren't sure how many kids Elon has.. but Josh and Crista talk about a potential Tesla robot army, war in the the social media era, crypto, and of course conspiracies. Check out Josh Thomas' new show EXCLUSIVELY on Spotify - Homegrown: The Podcast.

Pet peeves, bad habits, or Sudden Repulsion Syndrome (SRS)???? Have you ever looked at the person you were dating and felt absolutely annoyed or disgusted for what seems like no reason whatsoever??? Maybe they chew too loud, they’re always late, or maybe you started hating the way their armpits looked…..whatever the reason for the disgust there is a very scientific reason this happens in relationships. Listen as Crista and Shane-Michael share and discuss their most absurd and wildest SRS moments.

Short, sweet, and solo.  Xoxo. AGENDA: International QuirkyAlone Day. Yeezy turning into Skimmyz PR plan. Benefits of crying. The similarities between love and addiction. The ingredients to a scientific love potion. Making the patriarchy work for you. Crista's best pick up line. Life hack to increase adrenaline *Do at your own risk.

Join Crista as she gets into mom mode with 17-year old Showcase 757 Grand Prize Winner Kashout PFK.  They discuss the use of music as an outlet for a variety of emotions; when he started to take music more seriously (hint: age 8 or 9); where his inspiration comes from; how he almost got lost along the way; and he even helps Crista with a Good MILF parody rap song.  Don't worry Kashout, writing credits were added.  The biggest takeaway, while not even old enough to vote, Kashout has experienced life in a way no child should have to ever experience life, but for a lot of Black American children, it is a reality.   Kashout talks about the murder of his parents, tiptoeing the line of gangs & illegal activities, and how his sisters helped him realize he was meant for more than death or jail.   *Kashout PFK's song, "Ready to Blow" is featured during this episode.

Look out world.. TeezySoDope is taking over,.. the airwaves and your brainwaves. Teezy's formula for success: consistency, determination, networking, meditation, and dope vibes.  Join Crista and Teezy as they discuss inclusivity in the music industry; the stories and inspiration behind Teezy's songs; being a cheerleader for your people and most importantly yourself; the importance of showing gratitude; talking to your past self from the future; believing and saying who you are and not dimming your own light; and her road to DopeWellness. *Yes, Crista and Teezy really meditate in this episode... so when that time comes... Stop, close your eyes, breathe, and take a brain break.

An unregulated market, crypto, digital artists, and Paul Logan. What do all these have in common??? A $41,000,000,000.. yes BILLION dollar market made from thin air. Crista asks Rap Wolves NFT Creator, Andrej, to stop by The Good MILF kitchen to give an introductory lesson on the who, what, when, where, why, and how of the newest and most innovative media that is not necessarily “real.” Andrej shares the story behind his creation, Rap Wolves, and he may or may not tell us how you can launder money utilizing NFTs. Just kidding, you can Google that yourself… I mean if you need to but we’re here to talk art, artists, and creating a community from the ground up.

Do you remember Episode 1 when Crista went on a date with a guy that lived on a bus?  Yeah, that guy.. well this isn't him, but Kevin was the bartender that hosted Crista and Bus Guy's 7-hour date.  Now retired from bartending and back to his passions: fighting and comedy, Crista gets down to business as they both reminisce about her hinge match from that date night.  They discuss flirting as a way to get a bigger tip in the service industry, double penetration, and what it's like to date a vegan.  Kevin went on dates with 4 vegans and lets us know if they spit or swallow.  Obviously, this is a very controversial topic.  Crista and Kevin talk about how they reconnected and her excitement for Kevin's current lover, Immortal Fighting Championship, and how his first event went... hint: he cried!  Stay tuned for more sanctioned MMA and kickboxing events from the Immortal Fighting Championship team where his vision is to support and showcase the untapped talent in the Hampton Roads area and beyond.  Also, Kevin is funny as fuck, loves the word cunt, and can be seen doing his standup around town all while kicking ass and taking names.  Literally.

One of the interviews in the two-fer for this week includes Celebrity Makeup Artist, Creator, and CEO of Pretty Girl Makeup Christina Flach.  As Crista's daughter gets sassier and sassier she is looking for all the mom advice she can get.... Just her luck, in walks a Super Mom.  Armed with advice, tips, and how-to's on life, mom duties, post-traumatic growth, raising kids that make good decisions, and her infamous green juice Crista walks away with a notepad full of resources.  They share stories about their families, grief, recovery, and honoring the lives of the ones that pass on.   *Christina was married to gold medalist and world champion tennis player, Ken Flach.  In 2018, he died after a very accelerated bout of sepsis that derived from a cold.  Like most situations... always trust your intuition.. especially when it comes to your own health and advocacy.   CODE: PRETTYGIRL for 25% off at www.prettygirlmakeup.com www.ChristinaFlach.com @christinaflachmakeup @prettygirlmkup

Crista is starting the year off with some awesome interviews.  The two-fer for this week includes comedian #MrFeedYoGirl Big Vino.  They discuss what type of woman has the best snacks in the pantry; Vino's first time on stage; the different types of pimpin; and various slang words for fellatio; the best way to break up with someone; and of course, dogs.  As Vino explains to Crista the school of thought behind what is known as the existential crisis, Crista discovers the trigger of her own stage fright, and she finds out what some comics did during quarantine (hint: it's almost like an Only Fans). www.ComedicTherapy.xyz IG, TikTok, & Twitter: @bigvinoveritas Cashapp: $BigVinoComedy

For the very first episode of the year, Crista made sure to find one of her amazing mom friends to be featured as a guest on the Good MILF podcast, and yes she is single!  With both moms free of their kids (they are with their "other" family) they talk about dating in the 21st century; why they are choosing to friend zone their favorite men; Bri teaches Crista how to be mean to men... only the ones that deserve it of course; mom shit; more mom shit; dog mom shit.... literally; how to sneak in the *back door; and towards the end of the episode Crista and Bri discover they dated the same dude... around the same time. So naturally, they pause to compare notes... give it up to the short kings. This will be continued. Not next week because they are busy moms... but soon.  *Yes, that one. 

A serious episode where Crista & Twizz discuss flirting, being friendly, and the phenomenon known as sexual over-perception bias. Yes, that’s a real thing and it is a major red flag!! You know when you’re just being nice to the guy hitting on you at the bar, but then he just won’t stop or go away….. Science shows some interesting findings about these subset of men. They also discuss some fascinating economic shifts in America that are being led by Generation Z and Millennials. Happy Holidays!!

Knowing how to use your feminine energy as your weapon of choice is a great resource to have in your toolbox. That goes for you to men.  Feminine Energy is about intuition, nurturing, being, experiencing, receiving, and compassion.  When you are thrown into an unstable survival mode (masculine energy) you can not thrive.. and when you don't thrive in your environment you don't feel sexy.  So, what will it be??? Embrace our feminine energy to be in a perpetual sexy mode or be out of balance and not sexy?  How do we embrace our feminine energy.. well you have to listen to find out, buttttttt here's a hint: Emotional Intelligence. Also, Crista shares a sure-fire why to catch a cheater. 

Ever want to be a fly on the wall at someone else's first date?  Well here's your chance.  Crista convinced one of her Hinge matches to have their date on The Good MILF podcast.. interview style.  Everyone meet Jay.  Originally they were supposed to talk about yin & yang; oral sex; giving and receiving; fake love; and the formula for complementary opposites.  However, Jay from Hinge can be kind of an asshole. Like Ye level asshole, but he's also a feminist.  It's all about balance people.  Listen as Crista weaves in and out of his spider web and Jay discovers that Crista's Hinge matches either become experiments or colleagues...  he quickly offers up his services.  Good Bye Cerebral. Mama's got a new therapist.  I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.  or not. You'll find out at the end. 

Kung Fu is normally associated with martial arts, HOWEVER, Kung Fu essentially refers to any skill achieved through hard work and practice.  What kind of skills are we talking about today??? Just as martial arts is a system and tradition of combat practices, self-defense, self-care, and spiritual development... we are earning our black belts in boundary setting, flirting, the power of sex, healing orgasms, clearing blocked chakras, more flirting, escape plans (if needed), more orgasms, and Crista even discusses the economic concept of Game Theory and how it applies to dating.  Also, in true non-gatekeeper form, Crista shares some of her tried and true tips and tricks when it comes to all of the above.  Books referenced in this episode: The Healing Power of Sex by Judith Sachs Healing Love through the Tao by Mantak Chia Woman's Orgasm by Georgia Kline-Graber & Benjamin Graber

Spooky Season is over?! Not if the Good MILF can help it, but first hear about the roller coaster rides of the various dates she's had over the past two weeks; where she rates her hinge dates like amazon reviews.  This will be an ongoing segment as we move forward because it is just as exhilarating as it is traumatizing identifying new red flags, green flags, and modernizing dating advice based on very true first-hand experiences.  Crista explains when to enact the phases of friend-zoning; what the phases of friend-zoning are; and why we don't compliment a specific type of man. In this episode, we also learn various ways to gain perspective and guidance from zodiac signs, planets, and birth charts.  We learn if karma is actually a bitch by identifying where Saturn is in our birth charts and then checking on our exes to see how those dishes were served.  MOST IMPORTANTLY, we learn about "The Grand Penile Configuration" (birth chart/dick size experiment - hint: give 1 inch for each placement and then add an inch for each testicle).  Also, 11/11 make a wish. 

Sex spells, love spells, money spells, and even spells to hex the lady that keeps letting her dog shit on your lawn. A spell for anything and everything can be found on Etsy or YouTube. Just an FYI. On this episode, we hear about Crista’s personal experience with magical herbs such as psilocybin mushrooms and Vicks Vaporub. We will touch on seduction’s role in witchcraft in order to get what you want socially or politically. Oooh la la. Crista also discusses the world’s most famous seducer, Casanova, and how he had to have BDE (big dick energy); sex work; the manifestations/spells/prayers that have worked for her to get what she wanted; and how love is the most powerful spell in the world. Also, remember beautiful lovers if you’ve got it, haunt it.

We’ve all been ghosted or have been the ghoster. Honestly, when you get ghosted you should just assume the guy died. So then he’s an actual literal ghost. To continue with spooky season we talk ghosts (dead and alive), signs and messages from the undead, relationship attachment styles (which are positively correlated to the act of ghosting someone), and more red flags. Hear about Crista’s interaction with a medium who can talk to spirits, discussion about the gender of GOD, and hear this week’s MILF 101 lesson on thermodynamics, sex, magic, and cultural zeitgeist. So, Crista also forgot to note what do you do when the walking dead slides back into your dm’s?? Leave them in the pits of hell where you found them.

10/10 Portal and SPOOKY Season is here!! Get ready to fly on The Good MILF’s broomstick for an insightful episode where sexual anthropology meets science, history, religion, the metaphysical, and the mystical.  In this episode we discuss cults; the best way to pick an ex-husband; witches; past lives; true crime; stereotypical gender norms; Mercury retrograde; toxic energy; Crista’s manifestation for her dream man; animal hierarchies; Adam, Steve, and Lilith; sprinkle in a pinch of emotional baggage and childhood trauma; and this cauldron is bubbling and brewing to defeat the patriarchy and social norms everywhere.  Talking Points & Minutes  Life Update (Intro)  I Met a Witch/Past Lives Tarot Reading at 2:15  Toxic Family Dynamics & True Crime: Wife Swap at 8:50  Survival of the Fittest: Animal Kingdom at 15:20 The NEW Alpha Male at 21:10  Mercury Retrograde and World News at 35:25 Adam, Eve, & Lilith: Power vs Control in Toxic Relationships at 40:55

EARLY RELEASE! You’re welcome! Crista and Zeke discover what science, the CIA, and Zeke’s mom say about the best way to tell if someone is lying. They will train you on how to become human lie detectors and unmask the deception of fake bitches and fuck boys alike. Zeke is Crista's favorite dog dad and they talk about the most elaborate lie to come out of their mouths. Zeke even calls his mom to find out a few things. They also play a little game called two truths and a lie. *NOT OPTIONAL* Let’s apply our new found superpower. After you listen to the episode and learn about lying behaviors re-play the game segment to see if you can identify the lie without being able to see their micro expressions. Special appearance by Crista’s homegirl, Des, for the two truths and lie game.

Manifesting whilst coitus and learn how you should respond to your boyfriend after he discovers that you were cheating on him with his dad.  A de-escalation technique to use in any situation.... well most situations.   After you listen to the episode and you want to learn more about de-escalation just search the world wide web for EAR statements.

Stream of consciousness monologue.  Try to keep up.

Crista and Shane discuss their own experiences with toxic Asian parenting styles, family dynamics, and reflect on the effects.  Crista comes to the conclusion that no parent really knows what they are doing and we're all just trying to thrive, survive, and keep the kid(s) alive.  Shane shares a brief history lesson of how Pride was birthed (spoiler alert: it started with a riot), and he shares the story of his very first Pride! 

Crista's ready for her hot MILF summer.  She dives deep into her psyche on this solo episode and covers recent events in her personal life, reflects on the Instagram dm-er that tells her she thinks she is a "sexually liberated heroine" (not his words exactly.. but you know), receiving someone else's personalized photo collage blanket as a gift, a reiteration of 'if he wanted to he would,' a discussion on the primary emotional needs of humans, what science says about first impression gazes of the opposite sex, late-stage capitalism, wise words from Grandma, and a light-hearted shorty story about a renegade toddler poop.

To close out and celebrate Asian American Pacific Islander Heritage Month and Jewish American Heritage Month, Crista is joined by her Jewish friend Jack Moody for the longest Good MILF episode EVERRR. Jack Moody hails from The Big Apple and is the voice behind the podcast The Neighbors Upstairs. Jack also moonlights as a stand-up comedian, but we’ll never know where he’s at because Jack Moody is a fake name, and no one knows what he looks like.. very Banksy of him. They discuss the Israel – Philippines Open Door Policy that dates back to the 1930s, Jack’s first job at nine years old, gatekeepers (yah, fuck you guys for not telling us your secrets), Jack’s house phone (yes, a landline phone), natural selection, potential superpowers from the COVID-19 vaccine, labeling potential dating app matches as a statistic or a historical figure, cancel culture, Chanel bags, evidence-based scientific research on what to put on your dating profile, sexual harassment, and red flags when meeting new people. Spoiler Alert: If you live in the New York area, match with a girl that wants to go to sushi, and when you pick her up, she’s in her pajamas. Leave immediately. Most importantly, and Crista’s favorite part of the episode, Jack defines the meaning of Keanu cool and how it should be a blueprint for all people that want to be better in a world where so much fucked up shit is happening.

Everyone's favorite dad is back!! Carlos Spicy Weiner, who was originally the anonymous male perspective from Episode 6, in this episode, he shares his thoughts about being a second-time Dad with a baby born during the COVID-19 Pandemic; tells us about the trials and tribulations when it came to fulfilling his wife's pregnancy cravings at a time when most grocery stores were out of stock of every fucking thing; storytime about his mom and Mother's Day; and specifically how he failed to mention that he ever got married. Carlos also enlightens us with his secret to a long, lasting, happy relationship (spoiler alert: pick your battles), how witty banter is arousing and erotic, and why certain pet nicknames are just off-limits. To close the episode, Crista and Carlos share awkward WTF parenting moments.  Be ready to laugh and cringe all at the same time.

Crista dives deep into a listener's question about long-distance love.  She also introduces some tools from her metaphorical relationship advice toolbox.  All tools referenced in this episode are from books that are banned from several prisons due to their ability to persuade and/or manipulate depending on context.  Remember: play dumb, feed their ego, and create the illusion of control.

The good old days... you know what I'm talking about.. You're in your early 20's not a care in the world except what clubs you were going to go to over the weekend.  In this episode, Jenn and Crista reminisce about living in Japan and all the shit they used to get into while trying to have fun and fall in love.  Hear about how Crista used to pick up guys in bars and her infatuation with Cinderella, why they had to pretend to be some guy's relatives when his girlfriend showed up at his house, how a Grammy-nominated hip hop group helped them confirm that Jenn's ex was lying to her, more insight and perspective on the classic "What are we?" question, and other cautionary tales about life and love.

Sada Abe was forced to work at a brothel at the age of 17.  Spending her next years in and out of prostitution, she met the love of her life, Kichizo Ishida.  However, he was married and a womanizer.  Listen to Crista's first true crime episode on one of the most famous murders in Japanese history.   The Psychological Diagnosis of Abe Sada (1937) - "Abe is an example of the dangers of unbridled female sexuality and is a threat to the patriarchal system." Ango Sakaguchi (1946) - "Sada Abe is a tender, warm figure of salvation for future generations." Hoshikikusui (1952) - Sada Abe receives a "model employee" award.

More of the shit show that was Episode 22.  Crista is still trying to get the guys of Pink Eye Productions to make sense and stop being stereotypical privileged cis white males as they discuss the book The Game by Neil Strauss and other dating tactics. What’s up with white boys always wanting to play Devil’s Advocate?

Warning:  There is a lot of shit-talking in this episode as Crista is joined by Pink Eye Productions.  Pink Eye Productions = JT from The Takedown Podcast + Jake Moody from The Neighbors Upstairs + Eric from Another Booty Lickin Track.  This league of extraordinary gentlemen help Crista dissect the book The Game, by Neil Strauss. The New York Times Best Seller shares advice on how to “seduce” and “pick up” women. Think the Oprah Book Club meets the Howard Stern Show. It’s so good it’s a 2-parter.

Everyone's favorite guest is back on and Crista saved some listener questions and stories just for him!  They also dive deep into the exponential increase in anti-Asian hate crimes since the COVID-19 pandemic, being third culture kids (an individual who grows up in a culture different from the one in which their parent(s) grew up), Crista talks about her experiences with dating apps and the fetishization of Asian women, Shane talks about his experiences as an Asian man on dating apps, and they both discuss various culture shocks they experienced when moving back to America from Japan.  

This week Crista is joined by the Psychedelic Princess herself, Shanoon Occean.  Shanoon is the creator and host of The Wolf Portal Podcast.  Crista wanted to get in touch with her metaphysical side, so she asked Shanoon to zoom in and discuss spirituality, dreams, parallel universes, meditation, ethereal philosophies, and psychedelics.  Buckle up and enjoy the trip.  Pun intended.

In honor of Women's History Month - Join Crista as she travels the globe in 30 minutes in search of badass and not very well-known women from history.  Meet Tomoe Gozen, Lozen, Nieves Fernandez, Dahomey Amazons, and Grace Sherwood.

In the continuation of Episode 17, Mario and Luigi give us an inside look at their viewpoints around dating.  We also discuss why they don't have social media, the Armie Hammer cannibalism headline, checklists when meeting an ideal partner, Mario outs Luigi as the King of two-month relationships, reasons why WE ALL ghost matches, red flags, mean girls, top tier traits guys vibe with when it comes to the opposite sex, generalized social pressures for women, personality traits vs. physical traits, and they confirm Crista's theory about navigating how to decide whether or not you should have sex on the first date.

Get your mind out of the gutters, you degenerates.  It's Crista's first podcast threesome with two dudes.  Meet Mario & Luigi.  Both will remain anonymous for various reasons, but here's a fun fact.  Luigi is also known as Experiment 210.  Experiment 210 was this hot guy (think Matthew McConaughey meets Luke Skywalker) Crista matched with TWO years ago, they went on a few dates, but nothing ever happened.  Crista and Luigi analyze their dates, interactions, text messages, and discuss their perspectives on why an intimate relationship never evolved.  Also, Mario tells us about his current relationship with Princess Peach and how they evolved from friends to romantic partners.  If you ever wondered why that dating app match never worked out, this is the episode for you!

Crista has been trying to figure out if she’s a shitty mom, so she discusses with Angelique Clark, Fitness Youtuber, to talk about cussing in front of your kids, working out, potty training, the annoying kids shows were forced to watch, how to hide veggies in kid food, bribing your kids with sweets, some memories from high school, making your kids exercise, more mom shit, and of course the most effective and efficient workouts that are perfect for busy moms... and other busy people too. But you know statistically working moms are busier than the average person, but don’t take my word for it... some famous research center did a whole study on it. Subscribe to Angelique Clark’s YouTube Channel - https://youtube.com/c/AngeliqueClark - You can also find her on Instagram and TikTok @angeliqueclrk

Ghetto Ghost is a hip-hop artist who was shot 7 times at point-blank with a .45, had to go through 15 surgeries that included facial bone reconstruction, plastic surgery, and metal plate placements in his skull and face.  Even after all that, he is still making music and doing whatever the fuck he wants to do.  Hear him talk about his first exposure to hip hop, being a CRIP, his new investment venture into health and wellness, his thoughts on Peaky Blinders, and you'll get to listen to his unreleased single Mood Ring exclusively on The Good MILF Podcast.  Also, Crista asks to be a video vixen in his next music video as part of her 100 things bucket list. Lol. 

After being banned from gloved boxing, El Tornado Tyler Goodjohn entered the bare-knuckle ring and is UNDEFEATED.. also, he is the World Champion... WORLD as in the planet Earth.  Listen to him talk about corruption in the fight game, what's next for him in his bare-knuckle career, the weirdest request from his Only Fans account (Yes, he bares all and puts in work... well so we’ve heard....), his go-to Starbucks order, his views on mental health, who he thinks would win in a fight Jon Snow or Thomas Shelby, and much much more.  Also, Crista is totally fangirling throughout this whole episode.  It's blatantly obvious. Pinkies up wankers.

Early release because this episode gave me all the feels when I was finalizing the edits.  Meet Ashley and Cameron as they tell us how their love story evolved after Cameron spent almost 11 years in Federal Prison for dry conspiracy charges.  Definition of dry conspiracy: a formal or written statement from an individual or group of individuals rather than physical evidence.  Cameron came out of prison broke, caught the real estate boom, invested in himself, and is now living happily ever after with his dream woman and partner.  Listen as they share their perspectives on when and how they met, their journey through life, and give great advice on keeping love and intimacy alive in a relationship.  Also, they made Crista cry (twice) in this much needed pseudo-therapy session.  Break out your tissues and get ready for a modern-day fairy tale.