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The Graduates
by The Graduates
Your guide to Uni and life after Graduation. Alastair, Jake and James are three graduates of the University of Technology, Sydney. Join them every week as they try new things, go on adventures and most importantly figure out what they are going to do with their degrees and their lives.
Episodes
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Episode 40. James' Birth (Accidents)
This week the boys talk fuck ups! There are many.
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Episode 39 - The Hungriest President In The World (Space)
This week the graduates ponder the final frontier, explore the dark side of twitter, find out how to have sex in space and meet the worlds hungriest president all before bed time. Come on friends!
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Episode 37- The Graduates Drinking game(Alcohol)
In this episode The Graduates get deep into the world of Alcohol. You will learn a lot of fun facts this week as well as a brand new drinking game. So why not open a bottle of your particular poison and get ready to get fucking Maggot cunt! with the Graduates.
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Episode 35. Cry Baby One Leg (Disappointment)
this week the boys take a subject that could become a terrible podcast and turn it into an kind of ok decent one, but actually it's pretty funny. We learn why our childhoods were so disappointing, find out which Apps don't make it past the idea stage and read some testimony from the most hateful...
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Episode 34- The ABC Burns Killed Susan Hurley (Show and Tell 2)
Back by popular demand!! Show and Tell!! everyones favourite gimmick turns into an enticing mystery this week. A real life crime, only one clue and one name. This is real, join us in the search for Susan Hurley.
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Episode 33 - Say Something Awful (Whatever)
What is The Graduates topic this week? Whatever! We don't have one really, apart from being funny! We discuss all manner of things, including dodgy music festivals, some of Jake's possible symptoms and of course, Newcastle News. Get involved!
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Episode 32 - No, Fuck You Peppa Pig! (Last Minute)
This week The Graduates left it to the last minute. However it turns out this is their best episode ever. We could just be saying that or it actually could be. The only way to find out is to listen! What do Black History Month, Peppa Pig and tooth picks have in common? Just click play and find…
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Episode 31- Pappa AL (School)
Remember the glory days of School? Before University and the crushing realities of this fucking cesspool of a world we live in jumped down your throat, choking you like a dirty cock in the non consensual porno that is your pathetic life? So do we..... This week the Graduates remember those better...
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Episode 30. Brothel Planet (Guilty Pleasures)
The Graduates have an open discussion about the things they feel guilty about enjoying, and butts. They talk about butts... a lot.
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Episode 29 - Twinkle Twinkle Grassroots Fingers (Dreams)
This week the Graduates take a topic that people find boring even in real life and try to talk about it on a medium that already demands more attention than the average person is willing to give. So if you don't want to be average. Listen Now!!!
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Episode 28. At Lowes (Advertising)
This week brings you an unreleased episode from last year. So expect some moderately dated references. Not to worry though, Al, James and Jake discuss an issue that is truly timeless: Advertising! What does it do? How does it work? Who does it work on? Today The Graduates explore a world that...
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Episode 27 - Most Improved (Failure)
They said they'd have the web series out by december 26th, they said theyd have a regular show over Christmas, James said that he would be both employed and living out of home in 2015. The graduates fail at a lot of things, this week they look at their failure head on and quickly move on to…
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Episode 25. The Powerful Sound of Panasonic (Stereotypes)
Thank you too Alana for emailing us in this weeks topic, this week we explore the concept of stereotypes. We all use them, for better or for worse this week the graduates do their best to keep a facade of political correctness for as long as they can as they talk about gay priests, Asian drivers...
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Episode 24. Catch Up 2 - The Tangentioning
Who even knows what The Graduates are talking about this week. As always more Newcastle News, James talks about his old jobs and Al talks about his new ones.
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Episode 23 I'm The Fucking Quizmaster! (The Apocalypse)
This week the Graduates (sort of) discuss the Apocalypse. What will happen when it finally comes? Will it be God or a natural disaster that finally does us in? With a sultry voiced Jake, a morally questionable James and a intoxicated Alastair, it won't be long until we find out. Seriously though...
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Episode 21. Get your crowbar (Dumpster Diving)
James needs to eat, and in classic graduates style he hasn't got the money to go to the shops. This week The Graduates hit the streets in search of a cheap feed
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Episode 22 Eels and Piss Water (Sydney)
This week The Graduates celebrate their love, fear and dismay of all things Sydney city. Alastair discusses the great phallic tradition, James endorses Sydney's creepiest nightlife lowlight, and Jake reaffirms his belief that "everyone is just a dick". From insufferable hipster culture to...
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Episode 20. Super Hedge Funds (Super Heros)
What is a super hero? Can The Graduates convince themselves that maybe they are worthy of claiming that title for themselves or are they sidekicks at best? Is Al really qualified to be giving out financial advice? None of these questions answered and more in this weeks episode of The Graduates
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Episode 19 - The Graduates Halloween Special
Happy Halloween! This week the Graduates find themselves in a bit of a pickle, The discuss the traditions of old and new, the dangerous repercussions of an Ebola filled Halloween and even create their own Idea for a Halloween movie. Why wait?? dive in right now. Its the episode that many are...
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Episode 18. Dip Your Toe In The Cold Water of Fear (Phobias)
This week the boys discuss phobias and fear, we find out what keeps Al, Jake and James awake at night hiding under the sheets.
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Episode 17. Adwarftion (Fads)
Here today, gone tomorrow, this week we delve deep into Jake’s basement to talk about fads. No, not fish aggregating devices, fads, the now politically incorrect confectionary from your youths. We also discuss the latest trends, including dwarfs and ebola.
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Episode 16. - Howard Davie's Car (The Internet)
This week the graduates begin the first in a my part series on The Internet and the strange wonderful and sometimes fucked up things that come from inside that big web of lies. If you want to know what gay sex between Jesus Mohammed would sound like? Press play Now.
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Episode 15. - Scarlett The Ree Ree (Hypotheticals)
Would you rather listen to The Graduates discuss Hypotheticals or fuck a dog right in the mouth? Questions like this have been part of the theoretical world since the human race first came up with wonder. This week the boys discuss the use of Hypotheticals and thought experiments. Are the useful?...
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Episode 14. - Elementary My Dear I.S.I.S (Unsolved Mysteries)
The world is full of unsolved mysteries. Killers, crazy science and eye witnesses that were never seen again. For decades the worlds greatest minds have ponder over these unsolved mysteries and have come up with nothing. But now, three unqualified, base level educated, substance dependant ex...
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Episode 13. - The Self Help Extravaganza
This week The Graduates provide you with a self help programe both unique and upsetting, Alastair updates us on a sexy way to die and the first ever addition of "NEWCASTLE NEWS" stumbles onto the scene. By the end if this episode your happiness and self image will improve forever. Or your money...
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Episode 12. - Bonjour Mother Fuckers! (Travel)
Jake returns from a trip abroad, the Graduates discuss the joys and drawbacks of travelling and ask the age old question "Why are gypsies so sneaky"? Laughter, learning and just a hint of racism, this week on The Graduates
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Ep 11. - I podcast with dead people (Ghosts)
Ghosts may be real. This week The Graduates step over to the other world, With the help of Alastair the necromancer, the boys discuss the power of Ghosts, the terrifying rules of the afterlife and even speak to some spirits who have passed on through the help of a brand new Ouija board. Can you…
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The Graduates Ep 10. - Japan Needs To Get Their Shit Together (Video Games)
Video Games are fast becoming one of the most influential and exciting art forms of the 21st century. This week The Graduates look at the Art form itself, talk about some of their favourite video games of all and look at the dark side of gaming with a list of the worlds most offensive video…
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The Graduates Ep. 9 - Catch Up!
This week The Graduates catch up. Simple as that. The conversation covers why young boys are the most vile of all creatures, Jake's new job and the reason that Ronald McDonald's have died out. A side splitting episode of everyones favourite distraction "The Graduates"
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The Graduates Ep 8. - I'm a Male Bride (The Wonderful World of Weddings)
If you are thinking of going to someones wedding or having one of your own, then this podcast provides a balanced and reasoned introspective on the wedding day. The Graduates research how much they cost, the most offensive weddings of all time and what happens when weddings go wrong! Jump into…
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The Graduates Ep 7. - Show and Hell
This week The Graduates surprise each other by bringing in a special thing for each other to experience and talk about. The things they bring in could not be anticipated and some may change things FOR EVER! not just for The Graduates but for the listening community and the entire world. WARNING -...
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The Graduates - Ep 6. - Get In Marty! (Time Travel)
By then end of this podcast you will find out if time travel is possible. The Graduates use their limited knowledge of science to deliver an answer to the question once and for all. Delve deep into the multilayered podcast of time travel until nothing is what it seems and every time travel film…
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The Graduates - Ep 5. - Adoption Island (The World of Reality TV)
You probably think that you know the extent of the filth laden cesspool that is the human soul. Well so did we... Follow along the journey on our word press http://thegraduatespod.wordpress.com/ This week the Graduates take on reality TV and discover that what producers and contestants will do…
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The Graduates - Ep 3. - The Great Big Scientology Adventure
Are you happy? The Graduates have been asking themselves this question for almost a week now. In this episode the boys travel to The Church of Scientology to find out if they are really happy, how to improve their lives and why Scientology has the answers. A landmark episode of The Graduates not…
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The Graduates - Ep 4. - Graduates XXX (The Porn Addition)
In this episode The Graduates delve deep into the world of pornography. They investigate the moral implications, the social positives and negatives and of course that sweet sweet ass. The boys discuss everything from top top bottom, creating new porn parodies and figuring out ways to…
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The Graduates - Episode 1- The Graduates
Why is the Australian grade 4 curriculum so Racist? How easy is it to drug an old person? Is your degree a one way ticket to failure in all areas except sexual relationships with older women and their daughters? All these questions and at least 2 more, on the first episode of The Graduates
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Your guide to Uni and life after Graduation. Alastair, Jake and James are three graduates of the University of Technology, Sydney. Join them every week as they try new things, go on adventures and most importantly figure out what they are going to do with their degrees and their lives.
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Your guide to Uni and life after Graduation. Alastair, Jake and James are three graduates of the University of Technology, Sydney. Join them every week as they try new things, go on adventures and most importantly figure out what they are going to do with their degrees and their lives.
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