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The Great EscAPE!

by @HandedDiamond & @SamBigHair

A live stream and podcast show by two northern British 'apes' chatting about your weekly Ape DDand other major events that have occurred in the two main "stonk" stocks, AMC and GME. We take your DD and boil it down into a funny & easy to consume format.So tune in, grab your favourite beverage, sit back and enjoy!Don't forget to like and subscribe to our social media channels (top right). We want to get the show out as far and wide as we can in the Ape community! Thank you!No financial advice is given within the podcast or this website. We just love the stock (and whisky!)Please subscribe to the podcast, like and if you have 30 seconds, please leave a nice comment, it all helps! Thank you!

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Episodes

  1. The Great EscAPE! Ep48 – We're the Captain now! Here cometh the Ape! (19th June 2024)

    Hey, fellow Apes! Welcome back to The Great Escape podcast with your favourite duo, Sam and Col. This week started with a bang – or rather, a flop – as Sam tried and failed to bring Elsa from Frozen to life. Turns out, he's better at building stock portfolios than snowmen. Col couldn’t resist...

  2. The Great EscAPE! Ep47 – Panic in the casino! (13th June 2024)

    Welcome back to another rollercoaster episode of The Great EscAPE! Podcast, where Sam and Col serve up the latest Ape stock market DD (Due Diligence) & absurdities with a generous side of humour. This week, they dive headfirst into the antics of Keith Gill, aka Roaring Kitty, whose livestream…

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  3. The Great EscAPE! Ep46 – Crabs, Cramer and over leverage morons! (30th May 2024)

    Sam (@SamBigHair) and Col (@HandedDiamond) dive into the wet and wild wonders of Wales with all the gusto of a hedgehog at a hedging convention. Between dodging crabs and frolicking in waterfalls, they plunge into the GameStop saga, armed with the apes' DD like knights with the Holy Grail of…

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  4. The Great EscAPE! Ep45 – Roaring Kitty the necromancer! (20th May 2024)

    Hey folks, it's Sam and Col here, back from our 585-day nap. Like Michael Bublé popping out for Christmas, we’re also dusting off the mics and diving into the hilarity with Episode 45 of The Great Escape! Podcast. In this episode, we jump into the wild world of Roaring Kitty, aka Keith Gill…

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  5. The Great EscAPE! Ep44 - Moon Sperm cocaine infused pigeons! (13th October 2022)

    Guess who's back, back again, Podcasts back, tell a friend... Looks who's back...look who's back! etc etc! Yes, it's Sam and Col, we're back and talking your #Ape #Stonk #DD once again! Sorry for the tardy few weeks, life has been busy and we've just ended up having to cut the podcast out! But...

  6. The Great EscAPE! EP 43 - Chivalry in the chat & Citadel rats! (15th September 2022)

    Happy birthday to us!! It's been one year since we started doing the podcast! Time flies when you chat #Ape #DD and drink whisky! Both Col and Sam have enjoyed every minute they've done so far and hopefully, you have too! Also sorry, Col had some audio issues that he corrected halfway through the...

  7. The Great EscAPE! EP 42 - Only pussies pull out! (3rd September 2022)

    Holy poop we're back and we've missed you all very very much! It's been four weeks away as Sam and Col have both been on holiday and sunning it up. So much has happened during that time, both #AMC (#APE) and #GME #dividends have now been completed and the amount of crime and lies associated has…

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  8. The Great EscAPE! EP 41 - Down the pan! (28th July 2022)

    About right for this podcast! Down the pan, #stockmarket is in the toilet and this podcast always ends up in the toilet at some stage!! It felt a bit more appropriate to call it this as a homage to Def. Not. A Hedgie and his live stream 'issue' last week! Big thank you to everyone who joined us...

  9. The Great EscAPE! EP 40 - Merry Splitmas! (21st July 2022)

    We debated the name of our 40th episode for several seconds and decided to go with Merry Splitmas to reflect our excitement for the #GME #Stocksplit #Dividend due tomorrow. How will it go? Will Ryan Cohen and the GME board cry foul at the fact the brokers are demanding more stocks than should be...

  10. The Great EscAPE! EP 39 - F*cked by a cactus! (14th July 2022)

    Sorry about last week, we were both just too busy with work and life! But have no fear we're back with episode 39! The karma kicks in hard when we miss a week because there is always something huge in #Ape land that we miss out on and have to cover the following week! Doh! This week it was the…

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  11. The Great EscAPE! EP 38 - We got The Jist! (30th June 2022)

    The World's first #Podcrash? Two casts collide? Collude? Rocket hands! Reaching out, touching you... TOUCHING ME!!!!!! Da Da Da! Sweeeeeet podcast collab! DA DA DA!!!! Big thanks to Josh aka @Give_Me_TheJist loved his insight, comments, and general ape attitude. We also streamed live to his…

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  12. The Great EscAPE! EP 37 - Money or clunge! (23rd June 2022)

    Sorry folks! Sub standard #podcast this week as we've both been very busy at work and in life! That and the fact the #stonks have been a little quiet this week and we covered most of the #DD during the #5in5 section! We did however manage to squeeze 65 minutes out of it while drinking beer and...

  13. The Great EscAPE! EP 36 - Crash, Bang, Wallop!! (16th June 2022)

    Everything has or is crashing! This could be it #apes! #MOASS It's been another amazing week! Hedge funds are admitting the whole US stock market is a Ponzi scheme, interest rates get hiked by 75 bps, the most significant single raise since 1994, Crypto had $1 trillion wiped off it during the…

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  14. The Great EscAPE! EP 35 - FUDarama (9th June 2022)

    Hey hey hey! We're back! Sorry about last week, the Queen decided to hang around longer than we thought she would and we had a lovely long Jubilee weekend! Thank you Maam! So we had two weeks' worth of #Ape #stonk stuff to cover, and we managed to do it in just over an hour! More importantly, we...

  15. The Great EscAPE! EP 34 - Bra pings & stonk tings! (26th May 2022)

    PING! SomeTING coming #Apes! Like last week all the major #stonk news came all at once! It's been the same this week and the last couple of days have seen #GME and #AMC go on some nice green runs with very interesting #CTB rates! AMC looks like it's been subjected to #Crime and #Lies and that…

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  16. The Great EscAPE! EP 33 - Flying d*cks of Terra (19th May 2022)

    We're looking for qualified and creative drone pilots to help out with a cunning plan! #DongDrones Honestly some of the crazy things we talk and come up with surprise us as much as you! This was our 2nd attempt at a live version of the #podcast and we think it went well! Lots of topics covered…

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  17. The Great EscAPE! EP 32 - Live and direct! (12th May 2022)

    Two daft dudes, doing your DD! We did it! We took the show live! We've been talking about it for a while now and we pretty much decided after Episode 29 when our amazing guests (and other podcast followers) said it would take the show to the next level, and I think it did. Let us know! Big thank...

  18. The Great EscAPE! EP 31 - Marge à Trois (7th May 2022)

    It's been a really interesting week for the Apes and the Stonks as a whole. The global stock market crash is coming, and we're seeing a strong correlation to the market crashes from 1929 and 2008. We're seeing the DOJ and the SEC getting their sh*t together as "Crap! Markets are crashing, look...

  19. The Great EscAPE! EP 30 - Meth head to our madness (28th April 2022)

    We honestly don't know how we get to some of our podcast starts! How we managed to get Jimmy Shill on meth is beyond us! Again, not coming prepared has created a loony masterpiece! Big thank you again to our special guests last week! If you haven't listened to EP29 then you are missing out, go…

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  20. The Great EscAPE! EP 29 - (Guest Special!) Cocktails and Memes (23rd April 2022)

    What a privilege! Seriously, what a brilliant podcast! Sam and Col enjoyed these 2.5 hours in every way! 2.5 hours that seemed like 30 minutes. We totally enjoyed every second of this episode with our amazing guests: @SalMemeLord @CBucca41 @KoryAMC1 @joeygallinal @SamBigHair @HandedDiamond Even...

  21. The Great EscAPE! EP 28 - Divide and Stonker! (6th April 2022)

    ...well dividend and split, pretty sure I've seen that 'specialist' film before! BIG news last week for the #GME #Apes with Gamestop announcing a stock split via a dividend that should be the end game for the hedgies. Anywhere from a 3 to 14-1 split depending on the vote in June. The majority of...

  22. The Great EscAPE! EP 27 - Spit roast, strippers, stonks and Ste (30th March 2022)

    ...some of the things we cover in a podcast even surprise us! Where can you get a podcast that talks about spit roasts, strippers, stonks, and our mate Ste? Just here with Sam and Col on 'The Great Escape Podcast' that's where! ;) You would be let off this week to think you've been transported…

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  23. The Great EscAPE! EP 26 - It ain't easy being green! (24th March 2022)

    ...you know what...it is! Green is good, and we've had a huge amount of it this week! What an amazing week for the #Apes! We've had some amazing price action on both #GME and #AMC, events outside of the stonks that have made the week even more intolerable for the #hedgies such as China, Russia…

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  24. The Great EscAPE! EP 25 - These aren't the shorts you're looking for! (17th March 2022)

    DD treasures without measures! We got a bit serious (in places this week). Some weeks play out like that! Firstly happy St. Patrick's day to our Irish brothers and sisters! Also a big happy birthday to Ted Cohen! Ryan Cohen (aka Daddy) has been very vocal this week ahead of the #GME earnings…

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  25. The Great EscAPE! EP 24 - The Shortin Man Can! (10th March 2022)

    ...because he's doing it with crime! What a brilliant song from Joey (@joeygallinal)to start the show this week! Absolutely brilliant, catchy, and just perfect for the Apes! It's been a week of the net closing in around the primes and hedgies, they are running out of places to run and are just in...

  26. The Great EscAPE! EP 23 - Lactose Intolerant (3rd March 2022)

    It's all about the Milk.... Well, it is according to Gary and his SEC friends! So much to cover this week, the title could have been one of several topics, we were spoilt for choice. Huge week for the apes and we wanted to cover as much as we could. It feels like the stonks house of cards is...

  27. The Great EscAPE! EP 22 - Why can't we be friends? (24th February 2022)

    We are your friends! Ape or not! An apt name for a very disturbing situation going on currently in the World. More ironic by the fact the band that wrote it are called "War" So this is episode 22 on the week that's 22/2/22 Spooky eh? It's like we planned it and everything! ;) If Ryan Cohen can do...

  28. The Great EscAPE! EP 21 - GMERICA F*CK YEAH! (17th February 2022)

    (Sorry Col's mic was set incorrectly and he sounds like he's recording from a dustbin! Sorry guys!) GMERICA F*CK YEAH! The Great EscAPE podcast coming to save the mother f*cking week yeah!! Yes it's that time again to talk stonks, drink beer/whisky and generally make light of all the ape events...

  29. The Great EscAPE! EP 20 - Burn Baby Burn! Evidence Inferno! (10th February 2022)

    How else do you keep warm on a cold Illinois morning!? Burn some documents right? Funny how the DoJ turn up the 'heat' on their investigation and a warehouse of records goes up in smoke! Is that the 'Crime and Lies' jingle I can hear playing? Welcome back to the podcast, we can't believe it's...

  30. The Great EscAPE! EP 19 - Alpaca Wacker! (3rd February 2022)

    We didn't forget to come back this week! Go us! Just want to say happy birthday Seth! x Right, straight into it boy and girls (and anyone else I might have missed!) On this week's podcast: - Gary's SEC panther percentage! Whisky's warm embrace, Bucca up feeling the love! FINRA fiddles, Where's ya...

  31. The Great EscAPE! EP 18 - Bye Bye Hedgies! Hedgies Bye Bye! (27th January 2022)

    We're back! Oooops! Yeah...sorry about that, we should have been more 'transparent' (snigger) we forgot to mention a couple of weeks ago that the podcast was taking a week off as Sam was in Italy snowboarding! We're back now and hopefully providing a funny respite into the life of the stonks! On...

  32. The Great EscAPE! EP 17 - Extradition Edition (12th January 2022)

    First full week of January done! Good work Apes! Sit back and relax, it's time for another episode of The Great EscAPE podcast! On this week's podcast: LoopTroop Woop Woop, Inflation Shelvin Melvin, Trust me bro! Citadel Citisell? FINRA who-har, tZero ain't no hero! It's a Family affair,...

  33. The Great EscAPE! EP 16 - The ResserErection of Hugh Hefner (6th January 2022)

    Happy new year Apes! Big thank you for all of your support in 2021! Big plans await us in 2022! This year is the year of the Ape! We would like to get the podcast out further and wider to support all of the Apes globally and give everyone a little light release. Normal weekly stonk round-up…

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  34. The Great EscAPE! EP 15 - Christmas Guest Special (23rd December 2021)

    It's the Ape-Team Christmas Special! Trey Trades podcast endorsement - "F*cking terrible and fantastic at the same time!" - We'll take that! Where do we start with this one!? A massive thanks to @Dogegirl_420 @Koryamc1 @MlleNadjie @TradesTrey and @Davey_boy79 for joining us and sharing their best...

  35. The Great EscAPE! EP 14 - Christmas Time, Mistletoe and Crime (16th December 2021)

    It's a long one! (Ohh errh!) Trying to get into the Christmas spirit, hope you enjoy the Ape version of 'Oh Christmas tree' along with the amazing new Sam jingles! Including the long-awaited jingle for Jaime Blue (@bbymae)! On this week's show! Wehrman's sermon, Christmas A(pe)-Team, Yolo'd, SEC…

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  36. The Great EscAPE! EP 13 - Intimate Laminate (8th December 2021)

    Who's on your list? We would love to know boys and girls! Who are your top 3! On this week's show! Intermate Laminate, Schrodinger's Catalyst, Peppard goes hard! Kenny's Pennies, Vlad's sad about payment bads, Marc barks hedgies shart! XRT SI glee! Nancy Tracker no way backer! Donny Donny Do…

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  37. The Great EscAPE! EP 12 - Keep it moist! (2nd December 2021)

    Return of the Rach! Always an action-packed podcast when she's on (+whisky)! "We drink and we know things!" Warning! Lots of cork-popping included! Tanking spanking, shorts are w*nking! Granny Zane's life savingz, Oh Daddy pools! Kenny's mum's got it goin on! Take me down to infadel city where…

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  38. The Great EscAPE! EP 11 - Gobble Gobble! (25th November 2021)

    Happy Thanksgiving to our American listeners! Hope you have a great festive weekend! As mentioned to celebrate the start of the festive season, we are running a giveaway prize of a $200 Amazon gift voucher to a random subscriber to our wonderful website www.podcastape.com One lucky subscriber…

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  39. The Great EscAPE! EP 10 - Donkey Sh*t, needles and whisky (18th November 2021)

    Another action-packed podcast this week, please avoid the donkey sh*t and needles and enjoy small "wee wees" This week we covered: Egg on your space! Stonka Tonka! Unusual_Wales but not as you know it, Go Shillers get steamy, Mainstream of piss, DMSA have their say, SEC = Special Ed Class, Peter…

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  40. The Great EscAPE! EP 9 - It's all our fault! (11th November 2021)

    Welcome to episode 9 of The Great EscAPE! Podcast! This week we covered a huge amount of stonk and whisky! Elton Musk stock bust, sticks and stones break Kenny's bones! Jamie's Jingle, Where's Donny! Main Stream Media always tryin to lead ya! RobinDaData, To default or not to default that is the...

  41. The Great EscAPE! EP 8 - Stonks in Space! Part 2! (4th November 2021)

    Part 2 of 2 - Slightly different but very special podcast this week, we went live into space with CosmicLightningWarrior and joined his live Youtube stream to talk stonks, talk gaming, and drink whisky! Part 2, by now we were very very drunk, but in this episode, we covered (slurred), Crypto is a...

  42. The Great EscAPE! EP 7 - Stonks in Space! Part 1! (4th November 2021)

    Part 1 of 2 - Slightly different but very special podcast this week, we went live into space with CosmicLightningWarrior and joined his live Youtube stream to talk stonks, talk gaming, and drink whisky! This week we covered, 5 days of green, anyone seen the SEC? Crime & Lies, Hedgies lose $2.7B,...

  43. The Great EscAPE! EP 6 - A whole lot of FUD! (28th October 2021)

    Sorry we missed last week, Col decided to be selfish and he went on holiday, Sam sat there for two days awaiting the podcast call that never came, sat in his own excrement and personal 'excitement'! With that in mind, the podcast this week is essentially two podcasts in one and is a one-off...

  44. The Great EscAPE! - Ep 5 (14th October 2021)

    Ep 5 of The Great EscAPE podcast baby!! Big thank you for the thousands of downloads last week! We're still blown away by the support you guys are giving us! Big love! New website and Instagram account! This week we're talking about, Pres. evil vendetta on Citadel, Gamestop teasing us with NFT…

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  45. The Great EscAPE! - Ep 4 (7th October 2021)

    Our first guest on the show! Big thank you to Rach (@dogegirl_420) for joining us, getting smashed, and talking stonks! This week was a lot of fun! This week was brought mostly together with whisky and p*rn references! Show has been edited down as the original was nearly two hours long (we blame...

  46. The Great EscAPE! - Ep 3 (30th September 2021)

    Thank you for your support last week, hundreds of new listeners! We love you!! Slightly longer this week as it's been bonkers in Ape land! This week we cover, 'Liar liar, Kenny's pants on fire!', Vlad ending up as a prison 'love pocket', Wheeeeeere's Donny!? Evergrande's chairman's $8 billion...

  47. The Great EscAPE! - Ep 2 (23rd September 2021)

    Lighthearted, smooth brained and hopefully funny take on this week's activities in Ape land and meme stocks. This week we talk about butthole sunning, Trey Trades, Ariana Grande's favorite Chinese property developer, Evergrande, the SEC and the missing GME report, Donny the intern, Adam Aaron and...

  48. The Great EscAPE! - Ep 1 (16th September 2021)

    Welcome to the first Great EscAPE episode! A podcast that makes a lighthearted attempt to talk about Meme stocks, the Apes, AMC, GME, Naked shorting, Darkpool and so much more! This is a bit of fun by two smooth brained Apes from northern England, UK. Topics rambled about in this episode: Why are...

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

A live stream and podcast show by two northern British 'apes' chatting about your weekly Ape DDand other major events that have occurred in the two main "stonk" stocks, AMC and GME. We take your DD and boil it down into a funny & easy to consume format.So tune in, grab your favourite beverage, sit back and enjoy!Don't forget to like and subscribe to our social media channels (top right). We want to get the show out as far and wide as we can in the Ape community! Thank you!No financial advice is given within the podcast or this website. We just love the stock (and whisky!)Please subscribe to the podcast, like and if you have 30 seconds, please leave a nice comment, it all helps! Thank you!

HOSTED BY

@HandedDiamond & @SamBigHair

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A live stream and podcast show by two northern British 'apes' chatting about your weekly Ape DDand other major events that have occurred in the two main "stonk" stocks, AMC and GME. We take your DD and boil it down into a funny & easy to consume format.So tune in, grab your favourite beverage, sit...

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