Episodes
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GBU 529: How To Go To Hell
Today, we’re talking hell, and how to go there. You might be surprised to learn there are a bunch of different hells. Like when a dog goes to dog heaven. But worse. We also talk about thoughtcrime, hedonism, the dictionary, limbo, and before we leave, you can play along with our quiz at the end....
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GBU 508: The Great Mistake: Shitmaxxing
We learn about the new trend where influencers try to lay the biggest logs they can, detailing their diet and techniques as they do so. We also investigate the theory that murder isn’t real, learn why cops can’t solve crimes, and a few other ideas along the way. * drew & natalie Subscribe to...
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GBU 482: The Great Mistake: The Corporations Are Watching Us Pee And Poop
From robotic bidets that pee on themselves to corporations who want a camera and sensors inside all of our toilets, the world seems increasingly interested in our bodily outputs. We tell you who’s watching and how much they’re charging you for the privilege. Also: how to become the state’s…
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Drew & Natalie Have A Normal Conversation, Episode 19: What Does "Convenience" Mean?
Today, we talk dwarves, gnomes, the armpit caterpillar, lotion, spaghetti, how to drive fast, how to achieve serenity, why serenity is boring, convenience, the desire/shame cycle, being in trouble, and much more. • natalie & drew This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other...
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Drew & Natalie Have A Normal Conversation, Episode 18: Capitalism & Corn Sweat
Today, we talked spiders, power outages, air quality, borders, why nobody's going to save the USA, capitalism, the CIA, OnlyFans, incels, AI girlfriends, crack, and the surprising lives of people who physically have no brains. * natalie & drew This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss…
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Drew & Natalie Have A Normal Conversation, Episode 17: Grandma Hobbies
We talk about why “grandma hobbies” isn’t so much a trend as something you might want to do as a matter of being alive in the same way other human beings are alive. We also dig into one man’s near-death Jesus-based experience, incels, the wheel of reincarnation, the “slippery slope,” kompromat,...
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Drew & Natalie Have A Normal Conversation, Episode 16: Stop Reading The News
Today, we talk Baby Keem, Morrissey, Aleister Crowley, solar power, air conditioning, Prison Planet Theory, the “elites,” plastic, and why you should stop reading the news. If you’d like to hear more, unlock over 400 patron-only episodes by subscribing. You’ll also get access to our members-only...
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Drew & Natalie Have A Normal Conversation, Episode 15: They Towed The Moon Into Earth's Orbit. It Wasn't Always There
Why are everyone's parents so weird? What happened before the moon was in our orbit? And how do we commit class war in a way that complies with Terms Of Service? We talk about these ideas and more in today's Drew & Natalie Have A Normal Conversation. • natalie & drew This is a public episode. If...
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Drew & Natalie Have A Normal Conversation, Episode 14: The Psychic Dog
We tell you about psychic dogs, squirrels who spy on human beings, and how technology companies are doing a denial-of-service attack on all of us. Free for all to listen. If you haven’t patronized us yet, do it now! Your patronage gives you access to all 462 episodes of our shows (most are...
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Drew & Natalie Have A Normal Conversation, Episode 13: We Gangstalked A Stranger
* Welcome mats are a conspiracy * Instagram reel mind control * Why they're trying to make us wear cameras * Why people don't realize they're people yet * The end of the world, as predicted on TikTok * Our reincarnation plans * How to get trillions of listeners to your podcast * We gazed into the...
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Drew & Natalie Have A Normal Conversation, Episode 12: Why People Hate Thinking
We figured it out, and today we'll tell you why it is that people hate thinking. Also, compulsory social media use, flat earth tariffs, creating garbage for likes, and which former US politician is a werewolf. (You'll have to listen to find out who.) • natalie & drew This is a public episode. If...
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Drew & Natalie Have A Normal Conversation, Episode 11: Make Littering A Capital Offense
We talked about Green Up Day, littering, jam, AirBnB, aliens, angels, the void, and a possible entirely scientific explanation for why everyone today seems to be so dumb. If you'd like to hear over 400 more patron-only episodes, subscribe to us for five bucks and you'll get an invite to join our...
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Drew & Natalie Have A Normal Conversation, Episode 10: Space Dolphins & Weed Easter
We recorded this on Weed Easter, which meant that the pope was still alive at the time of our recording! We also talked about Tiktok conspiracies, Facebook prophecies, switching timelines, and why everything in New England is always closed. This is a free episode, but you can get more by...
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Drew & Natalie Have A Normal Conversation, Episode 9: The Worst TikTok Conspiracy Theories
Today, we tell you about the latest crop of conspiracy theories we’ve dug out of the mines of TikTok. We also touch on alternate dimensions, the Shakespeare theory, stocks, Bluesky, and Mud Season. If you’re not a patron yet, we’d love your support! For just five bucks, you can subscribe to hear...
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Drew & Natalie Have A Normal Conversation, Episode 8: Scientists at the Pyramids vs. Psychics At The Pyramids
We tell you what psychics found when they remote-viewed the pyramids, and we also tell you what scientists found several hundred meters deep underneath the pyramids last week. We also talk egyptology, Reggae Night, jam bands, pop punk (and their little accents), eating mummies, how to build a...
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Drew & Natalie Have A Normal Conversation, Episode 7: What The Elites Are Buying On The Dark Web
Today we talk about Daylight Saving, listening to your body, saunas, wind chill, Peter Caine, Silk Road, the feds, the libs, and what the Elites are buying on the Dark Web™. • natalie & drew This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus...
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Drew & Natalie Have A Normal Conversation, Episode 6: The Pope & Convenience
In today's free and public Normal Conversation, we talk Catholic schools, meditation, what happened to websites, corporate takeovers, aliens, Natalie's rock, and why so many UFO fans are suddenly pissed off. To get 400+ more patron-only Everything Is Real and Garbage Brain University episodes,...
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Drew & Natalie Have A Normal Conversation, Episode 5: The Vibes Are Fucked
Today, we talked about football, capitalism, forums, AI, irony, misogyny, UFOs, Jesus, and the worst podcast Drew has ever been a guest on. Listen to sip the tea with us, and subscribe at https://patreon.com/garbagebrainuniversity for over 450 more episodes! • natalie & drew This is a public...
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Drew & Natalie Have A Normal Conversation, Episode 4: Asceticism
Today, we talk about what normal means, lying, taking drugs, magazines, turtle-ing up, Bernie, John Lear, 2027, Lori Bruno, psychics, and more! For over 400 more patron-only episodes of Garbage Brain University and Everything Is Real, subscribe at https://patreon.com/garbagebrainuniversity !…
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Drew & Natalie Have A Normal Conversation, Episode 3: Class War
Today we're talking about the only war you should ever support! We also get into Europeans, The Claims Adjuster, AI, Natalie's hospital story, insurance companies, the media's manipulation of us as readers, and why you can't twist a class issue to be a political one. • natalie & drew This is a...
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Drew & Natalie Have A Normal Conversation, Episode 2: The Horror Of Turning Over A New Leaf
We talk about tomorrow's election, podcasting for money, Gaza, The Washington Post, perfectionism, starting a cult, billionaires, and the horror of turning over a new leaf. This is our second attempt at having a normal conversation. Let us know how we did by posting in our Discord server (you get…
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Drew & Natalie Have A Normal Conversation, Episode 1
In the first episode of our new series, enjoy our attempts to have a normal conversation. We talk about "convenience," student loans, class in America, Shakespeare, P. Diddy, Antarctica, and explain the concept of The Shame Doula. • natalie & drew This is a public episode. If you'd like to…
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Everything Is Real: Weird August 2024
This month, we read Luis Elizondo's book "Imminent" so you wouldn't have to (it's not great!) Inside, we found that his years-long claim of having new information to disclose about UFOs and aliens was almost completely false. But he did admit to running Guantánamo Bay, the notorious torture camp...
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Everything Is Real Presents: Weird July 2024
Welp, it turns out that Morgellons is actually aliens. That's not great! Plus: Black Sabbath bassist visited by orb, Van Halen member visited by orb, Bob Dylan visited by devil or alien, and much more. It's Weird July and it's free for you to listen to right now. Please subscribe to our Patreon…
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Everything Is Real Presents: Weird June 2024
We share the weirdest stories from June with you, including the world of secret fungus, the alien intervention in NASA exploration, one weird tip to stop an alien abduction, and much more. • natalie & drew This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get…
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Everything Is Real Presents: Weird May 2024
Karl Nell, former U.S. Army Colonel, admits that non-human intelligence is real, and on Earth. • natalie & drew This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/subscribe
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Everything Is Real Presents: Weird April 2024
Scientists agree with what we've been telling you for years: animals are conscious and have subjective experiences! We tell you why they came to this conclusion, along with the tales of animals which not only proved to be conscious - but telepathic. Also, we talk about Mothman, omens and...
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Everything Is Real Presents: Weird March 2024
This month, we explore the return of the monolith in Wales, the brand-new (more realistic) alien bodies in Peru, the alien handwriting disclosed by an American lawyer, and dozens of other topics. Our Weird Month episodes are free for the public, but if you'd like to hear 400+ more humor-based...
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Everything Is Real Presents: Weird February 2024
We recap everything weird that happened this month in the world of aliens, consciousness, quantum physics, and more. Patrons get 400+ Everything Is Real and Garbage Brain University episodes, as well as access to our private subscriber discord, so if you haven't become a patron yet, now's the…
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Everything Is Real Presents: Weird January 2024
Today begins our new series, where we examine the UFO, alien, paranormal, and otherwise weird events of the month, and fill you in on what they mean. This month, we talk about the Jellyfish UFO, aliens at the mall in Miami, what real scientists think about Neil Degrasse Tyson, extra dimensions,...
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Everything Is Real, Episode 57: Aliens Are Officially Real
The whistleblower David Grusch testified under oath to Congress yesterday that there has been a secret UFO retrieval program going on for decades, and that the US government has retrieved both alien craft and alien bodies. We talk you through the implications of this, along with the question no…
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Everything Is Real, Episode 50: Aliens Are Real
This week, whistleblower David Grusch revealed the existence of a secret US program to retrieve crashed alien spacecraft, and it goes back further than you’d think. In today’s episode, we tell you what he revealed, what it means in the context of the post-2019 alien disclosure program, and where...
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Everything Is Real, Episode 32: The Battle Over LA Was Real, And The Aliens Won
What happens when you shoot a UFO 1,400 times and it flies off without complaint, in front of thousands of onlookers? The Battle Of LA took place in 1942, and reveals the bizarre nature of unidentified aerial phenomena. We give you the evidence, including a strikingly similar case from over 400...
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Everything Is Real, Episode 30: Crystal Skulls Are Real
Unearthed in Belize in the 1920s, this crystal skull purportedly imbued its owner with powers and enabled her to live to the age of exactly 100. We find out the truth behind this famous skull and others unearthed over time, and reveal the legend of what happens when all 13 of these skulls are...
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Everything Is Real, Episode 28: The Dodleston Messages Were Real
In 1984-5, a schoolteacher began receiving messages on his computer from a man living in 1574… and, then, messages from someone in the year 2109. We examine this, and the related paranormal activity surrounding the arrival of Ye Mysticyl Boxxe Of Lightes Upon Which A Manne Can Engrave Lettyrs, in...
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Everything Is Real, Episode 26: The Stargate Of Iraq Is Real
The famous Ziggurat of Ur may contain a wormhole (“stargate”) that allows travel through time and space. Did the US wage the Iraq war to take control of it? Where are the other wormholes? And why did the Sumerians build it in the first place? We investigate these questions, plus what happens when...
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Everything Is Real, Episode 24: The Travis Walton Abduction Is Real
The Travis Walton abduction case is one of the most well-documented of the 1970s, and today, we dig into the evidence. Why did the aliens heal him aboard their craft? Who was paid off to “debunk” the case? And what was network television’s motive in having him play a game show, decades later? We...
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Everything Is Real, Episode 22: The Hopkinsville Goblin Is Real
Today, we bring you the Hopkinsville Goblin case, one of the most compelling extraterrestrial/interdimensional beings discovered in the 20th century. For hours, these goblins tormented a farm family in rural Kentucky. Where were they from? How did they get here? And how did Pokemon take this…
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Everything Is Real, Episode 19: John Titor Is Real
John Titor came from the year 2036 and may have changed our timeline. He was a child soldier who fought in the New American Civil War, and predicted the Y2K disaster, Mad Cow Disease, and World War III. Did he change our timeline? Is the current state of affairs the result of meddling in cosmic...
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Everything Is Real, Episode 17: Nazis In Antarctica Are Real
After WWII, the Nazis dispersed across the earth like dandelion fluff. Did some of them end up in Antarctica? We investigate today, along with the details on Operation Paperclip, Bob Lazar’s involvement in Nazi technology, foo fighters (the UFOs, not the band,) the Nazi UFO crash in 1965…
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Everything Is Real, Episode 15: Opening A Portal To Summon Aliens With Sex Magic Is Real
The portal that Jack Parsons and Aleister Crowley opened may have ushered in the age of UFOs... and may have been the first sighting of what most call a "grey alien" today. We went deep on the rituals they used to do this, investigated the links between alien sex rituals and quantum mechanics…
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Everything Is Real, Episode 13: Marian Apparitions Are Real
What is a Marian apparition? What should you do if one appears to you? And why does the Virgin Mary tell you the same things that aliens do when they appear? We’ve put together compelling evidence that the Virgin Mary apparitions seen around the world are, in fact, extraterrestrial beings. Listen...
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Everything Is Real, Episode 11: Bigfoot Is Real
Bigfoot has been part of human culture since prehistory, and we dig into the mysteries surrounding this legendary creature in today’s Everything Is Real. If you’re interested in Sasquatch, you’ve already picked apart the Paterson Film and read about Ray Wallace, but we go deeper, investigating...
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Everything Is Real, Episode 9: Your Sadness Is Food For Aliens
We investigated the idea that archons are using the negative emotions of Planet Earth (“loosh”) as food. Reptilians, aliens, interdimensional entities, Annunaki, and who knows what else may be sucking down your very own sadness for their own uses. We consulted Robert Monroe, the Nag Hammadi,...
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Everything Is Real Episode 7: Spontaneous Human Combustion Is Real
Today, we learn how people spontaneously catch on fire, and why. Join us as we review the history of spontaneous human combustion from the 1400s to the present day, discuss the thermodynamic viability of a human catching fire, and lay out the evidence for why spontaneous human combustion is real....
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Everything Is Real, Episode 5: The Georgia Guidestones Revealed The New World Order's Plan
The Georgia Guidestones were blown up this year, presumably by activists who believed they were part of a plot involving mass depopulation and eugenics. But were they really? We dug into the hidden history of the Guidestones, their builders, their message, and revealed who really wanted these...
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Everything Is Real, Episode 3: The Royal Family Isn't Fully Human
Why do people think the royal family isn’t fully human? We investigate the rumors and facts surrounding the House Of Windsor, including their infallibility to human law, the alien-human hybridization program, their mysterious health problems, vampirism, and the bombshell discovery that ties the...
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Everything Is Real, Episode 1: Reality
Whoa! Everything Is Real! In today’s episode, we’re talking about dreams that predict reality, ontology, the history of questioning reality, why you can’t trust your eyes, materialism, idealism, Descartes, Monty Hall, Einstein, simulation theory, monks who dream, and what happens outside of the...
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GBU 312: Llamas: The Double Man Of South America
What are llamas? Are they bussin? Why do people use them for therapy? What is it like to be a llama? And why are they two of people? We answer your deepest, darkest llama questions in today’s episode. Also: You need to upgrade to being a patron, so you can get our next miniseries, which starts…
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GBU 310: Thinking About Cube Man
Air: it’s all over! We talked about what’s in it (magically and otherwise) but more importantly, we bring you the unheard story of Cube Man. You’ll have to listen to understand why. Not a paying patron/subscriber? You need to do that, because you missed our cat episode (GBU 309) which you’ll only...