The Great Satan's Good Time Era
by Trinity, Jodi, Diego
The last American history podcast that will ever be made. New episodes the first 3 weeks of every month! Renown virtual hostess, MISS COMPUTER, guides cohosts Trinity (very cool), Jodi (the favorite), & Diego (also the favorite) through a history-spanning slog, chapter by chapter, through whatever books show us the imperialist processes what shaped us. There's nothing left to do but learn what to do about it, so the readings will continue until morale improves. No dogmatism, formalism, or nihilism allowed. Content warning for pretty much everything; it's about Americans.
Episodes
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TGSGTE #15 - Nietzsche Homo
Listener, I have to be upfront with you. If you don't want to hear us talk about eating poop and child sexual assault for an hour and a half, I can't recommend this year's TGSGTE Halloween Spooktacular, in which we watch the classic Italian horror film, Epstein Island: The Movie. Sorry, I mean...
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HWP #26 - Blue Eyes Grand Dragon feat. Friend Pnut
This week, we're in a horrifying new place, listener: The Eating Disorder Zone! A strange and extremely familiar time that takes place in American history right before the Civil Rights Movement forces white America to examine itself. A time in which every TV and movie showed happy, Aryan,...
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HWP #25 - Operation Yglesias
This week, listener, we get into some good old fashioned American propaganda. In this case, that all real Americans are actually immigrants, so we should love every immigrant [Europeans only]. Is this progress? Eh, sort of. Does it fall so short of actual cultural pluralism that to look back at…
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HWP #24 - Roman Prejudice and the Permanent 9-11 Economy
This is it listener, we get the part where some academics went, "hey, this race science crap is nothing. It's, like, based on prejudice. What the heck???" And yet they still did not give up on race being real. See, in America, race science doesn't die because the whole system is set against the...
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HWP #23 - The Menace of the Over-Man
I don't have a fun episode description in me this week listener. Just know that it's Nazi time. There's Aryan bullshit, unjustifibly angry American businessmen, and all sorts of other fascist nonsense. Also, everything evil the ruling class did during this interwar period is not undone until the...
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TGSGTE #14 - The 1,000 Year Reign of MISS COMPUTER
And I saw the dead, great and small, standing before the podcast, and books were opened. Another book was opened, which is the book of history. The dead were judged according to what they had done as recorded in the books. The sea gave up the dead that were in it, and death and Hades gave up the...
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TGSGTE #13 - The 9-11 Spectacular feat. Friend Pnut
This is it folks! It's the 9/11 Spectacular, in which we watch the cluster!@#$ of a 2007 movie, Zeitgeist - The Movie (2007)! Why did we watch this? Simple! It's the 25th Anniversary of 9/11 and there's no better film to understand the esoteric libertarian chad mindset than a film made by a guy…
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TGSGTE #12 - Sincere Apologies from Blameless Individuals
Some are calling it the greatest apology ever posted. TLDR; Trinity is burnout-style, so we'll be back on 9/11. And we'll get back to doing 9/11 several times a month.
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HWP #22 - Aryan Horses
[Just a quick note from Trinity: I have finished moving and all that life crapola, so with my new schedule, we are releasing on Fridays now. Frankly, Friday is the best I've hit for, like, a month! I think I even released on a Saturday and Sunday in there! Please understand that demolishing this...
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TGSGTE #11 - BeaDLmania
Listener, we may present to you a serious and disciplined image of ourselves, dedicated to the study of history. But we are also just people, and sometimes people bork a recording so bad that the episode simply cannot be made! And to compound it, this week Trinity has been separated from her...
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HWP #21 - A Fasces of Eagles
We did it chat. We got to the part with the fascism. The real-deal that makes the world worse in every conceivable way and haunts us until this very day. What that? No, not Germany in World War 2, the United States in World War 1! This week, we learn about the pogroms and Americanization…
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HWP #20 - To Build a Better Gump feat. Friends Pnut & Bo
This episode is being released only to verified listeners. If you are not a long-headed U.S. veteran with at least a mental age of 13.08 and a dysfunctional family history, you are not permitted entry into this podcast. It's chapter 20 of The History of White People! Chapters: (00:10:42) The...
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TGSGTE #10 - Bend Sinister feat. Friend Pnut
Oh listener, this week we have to talk about a very important literary subject intimately related to our study of Western Imperial history. Truly, it is a podcast episode that must be made! Because art is apparently disconnected from reality and its consequences according to Vladimir Nabokov, the...
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HWP #18+19 - The Dysgenic Dugdale Dimmadome
You know what they always say listener: the children are our future. Unless we stop them now. This week, we're taking a romp through the early eugenics movement and the slew of guys who are still very respected among the ruling class today! I don't think I have to tell you how much this era…
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HWP #17 - Theo-ocracy feat. Friend Pnut
Theodore Roosevelt is a man remembered in America for his progressive ideals, which is frankly the most on-it's-face example of Imperialist bull pocky I can think of! The man who shelled the Philippines and earnestly studied the concentration camps of Spanish Cuba?? Nonsense. He is an evil man…
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HWP #16 - Beth-el Fear Rising: Revengeance feat. Friend Pnut
It turns out that the heyday of Nazi nonsense (1890 to, frankly, present) was accompanied by a flurry of scholarship by people much better positioned to understand the pointlessness of race science than their extremely indoors academic peers. Today, we look at the life of race scientist Franz…
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HWP #15 - Zip Ripley's Believe It or Else feat. Friend Pnut
There once lived a man named William Z. Ripley. Mister Ripley wrote a very large book which ranked all the peoples of Europe to figure out who America should reject. Mister Ripley needed to know which Whites were the Good Ones who would fold themselves properly into the American project of...
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HWP #14 - Tales of a Wayside Lodge
The Civil War is a turning point in American history, beautiful listener! Did it confer freedom to the enslaved? Eh, not so much. Did it unite a fractured America? Like, I guess. Did a bunch of proto-White draftees get citizenship and then never get their war pensions? Absolutely! Did this era of...
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HWP #13 - Big Brain, Big Smart
You can't spell "anthropologist" without (a)pologist! This week, our romp through the risible race science of yesteryear takes us into the realm of American anthropology! The Civil War may interrupt the sinister plans of slaveowners, but in the preceding years, the intellectuals who characterize...
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TGSGTE #9 - Post Ideology
Beautiful listener, it's an off-week and that means we're serving up a heaping helping of whatever the heck we feel like! And this week, it's the most significant topic of all: being wrong on the internet! Jodi gives Trinity a satellite-view of the trends of inaccurate thinking online which…
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HWP #10+11+12 - Best for Depth
Listener, this is your host Trinity. I'm so happy to introduce you to this week's episode: The Ralph Waldo Emerson Spectacular! We're gonna have a grand old time learning about this, another historic devil and his devil pen-pals! Like Thomas Carlyle. But! And I am getting out in front of this. I…
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HWP #9 - Once in a Lifetime feat. Friend Pnut
Truly, the modern world is no different than the old world, friendos! We are told we're progressing toward justice in this miserable country, but the truth is that in every era the ruling class tried to convince us (and by "us" I mean literally whoever you are) that by stepping on the necks of...
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HWP #8 - Omega Yakub Zulm (ΩΥΞ)
Did you know that the specter of race war constantly haunts the minds of American Whites like a nightmare? That's at least what every European visitor had to say about this miserable country by the 1850's! The categories of slave and free, White and Black, good European and bad European, and so...
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TGSGTE #8 - Operation Epic Fail feat. Friend Pnut
Listener, it's time for a bonus episode! It's our new and emergent format, Same as It Ever Was! This week Jodi takes the reins and tells us a tale of imperialist violence against the people of Iran. The United States is off to war once again, so we have to ask: where did this imperial monster…
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HWP #6+7 - J.F. Blumenbach & the Kingdom of the Caucasoid Skull
We're knee-deep in Da Skull Measuring Zone this week, friendos! What happens when a network of writers and publishers promote the alleged German ideals of manhood and Imperial subjugation to the wider, English-speaking world? Let's just say you get an international conspiracy of calipers designed...
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HWP #3+4+5 - Little Saint Thames
Oh, chat, this is a !@#$%^ up episode. We learn about white slavery and it's historic consequences. Europeans may, in fact, be the worst guys who've ever lived. But what about the Italians?? you may ask. And you'd be wrong to consider this. You want to hear from a eunuch-based slave society??...
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HWP #1+2 - A History of Modern Nonsense feat. Friend Pnut
We're doing it!!! We're starting our next book!! Have you ever wondered why White people are like that? What the heck is their deal?? Being all chauvinistic and sure of themselves despite being unable to even mildly disagree without crying or calling the police? Oh, my dear and precious listener,...
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UMG #7 - John Wayne Pathology Corner
War. What is it good for? The answer is, of course, simple: it's good for oppressing people who make war. That's the thing it's good for and that's about it. Today, we learn about the final treaties foisted on the Ute peoples at gunpoint, the tortured math an Imperialist calls "good enough," and...
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UMG #6 - The Admiral and His Consequences
The Hitler Particles are off the charts in this episode. Let's learn about how Colorado got what it wanted. Chapters: (00:26:09) The Discussion Zone ---- Our book is "The Utes Must Go!" American Expansion and the Removal of a People by Peter Decker. I can't find this book from the publisher...
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TGSGTE#7 - The Frisco Legman
In the darkest corners of the most nighttime-style places lurk the blurriest and most fantastical of spooks! Oh, no, not that CIA. The other one. Cryptid Investigating Americans! This week, Diego takes Trinity on a journey through the world of continental creeps (no, not those, the fun ones) from...
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TGSGTE #6 - Who Rakes the Muckrakers?
That's right, this week we read Da News (ca. 1880-1901)! In our current book, "The Utes Must Go!" we see the evil influence of rich guys who own a printing press on the genocidal mood of the nation. And today, we read those papers! From Silver World to the San Juan Chieftain to the Durango...
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UMG #5 - How to Become Significant
What do you do when the entire U.S. military has been mobilized to arrest you and your friends on false charges because a sniveling American coward felt that you were mean to him? That answer, of course, is kick some Imperialist ass! And that's just what we've got for you this week. Every coward...
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TGSGTE #5 - Machadonald's PlayPlace
[Propaganda News-Radio Voice] WE INTERRUPT OUR COVERAGE OF AMERICAN HISTORY TO WARN YOU THAT HISTORY IS ONCE AGAIN ON THE MOVE! It's the Venezuela Special Report! In which we lambaste the fawning responses of the Coward Nations of the Earth who beg America to bless them with money and…
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UMG #4 - A Coward's Day Out
This is it. This is the episode where everyone gets cancelled. And to think it's only for hating the most significant sort of cowardice in human history, exemplary of all that is askew in the Imperialist conscience. It's Episode 2 of the Nathan Meeker Spectacular; it's Chapter 4 of "The Utes Must...
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UMG #3 - NCM.NPC feat. Friend Bo
Well, chat, this is it. It's the first of our three (3!) episode extravaganza dedicated to the rise, life, and fall of the evilest dork in history: Nathan Cook Meeker. Born in the conquered eastern American frontier on his family farm, Nathan spent his entire life learning the wrong lesson at…
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UMG #2 - Agrarian Agrindset
Thomas Jefferson envisioned a perfect world where all geography was exquisitely mapped out, every person in existence was accounted for, and every family owned and tilled a small-acre-square pixel of land. Now, you might think we'd almost immediately run out of land if we all lived like that, but...
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UMG #1 - Yeoman Death Trip
The colonial era of human history marks the point at which everyone, everywhere came to understand that out of an imperialist's mouth, every accusation is a confession and every promise is already broken. The only thing that stops an empire from murdering you for its own convenience is to...
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TGSGTE #4 - The Thanksgiving White Cannibalism Special Report feat. Htrae Alex
Hello friends, it's Thanksgiving and so we're exploring the ancient White tradition of making slapdash travel plans and then eating one another! We're watching the 1999 film Ravenous with renown White Cannibalism expert, Alex Jones [made better]. How will we fare in our stroll through this White...
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UMG #0 - What Roman Sickness
Building an empire requires hordes of dipwads yearning to fill their pockets with dollars. At some point you have to ask yourself, why did we build the dipwad machine? Did we really need to have built that? It's the Introduction to "The Utes Must Go!" Chapters: (00:20:29) The Discussion Zone ----...
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KTD #7 - The Market Does Not Forgive You
Many people have asked, why does American-style activism seem like a hamster wheel through which the hope of the young is transformed into a massive money machine that is both unable and unwilling to root out the cause of all suffering? The answer is simple: it sure is. ---- Chapters: (00:24:40)...
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KTD #6 - The Estruscan Labubu
Imperialist, competitive societies are always scrambling for new ways to make profiteering cheaper. Owners spend untold fistfuls of cash to invent the cheapest production scheme they possibly can. Owners call this "efficiency" and say it is good. On the other hand, paying your employees zero…
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TGSGTE #3 - The Hyperrealistic Halloween Spooktacular
The episode started off like any other, but had very poor quality audio. If you've heard the original audio for Mattress Money Cartel, it was similar, but less stable. The first act was fairly normal, but the way the hosts acted was a little off. Trinity was angrier, Jodi seemed depressed, the...
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TGSGTE #2 - Into the Schneider-Verse
Hey friendos! It's an off-week for the pod so you know what that means: it's a bonus episode! We're watching three episodes of that beloved TV sitcom, iCarly! What on Earth is iCarly, you ask? Why, the world of iCarly is a sinister mirror of our own. It is a place in which parents are fully…
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KTD #5 - Spare the VOD, Spoil the Child
We're continuing our investigation of what the junk happened to Millennials! Did you know that in a competitive economic system, a class-differentiated ideology of temporarily-embarrassed-superstardom will emerge in which parents cope with the material consequences of dwindling Good Life Outcomes...
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KTD #4 - Mattress Money Cartel
The ancient American Empire worshipped a universal force called "The Market." People back then believed that if they reduced all social relationship to a financial transaction, The Market would favor them and give them prosperity. The Americans were very competitive. They entered their children…
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KTD #3 - Drinking Makes It Fine
Did you know that we are being paid in exposure to do this podcast? Every time you listen to an episode, we are mailed an Exposure Coupon and when we get enough of 'em we're gonna redeem 'em for an Amazon-Web-Services-branded Dirtbike for the pod! Some of us have to pay rent, though, so we also...
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KTD #2 - You Can Be the Money Man
chat is college a scam? It's chapter 2 of Kids These Days. Chapters: (00:17:35) The Discussion Zone Our book is Kids These Days: Human Capital and the Making of Millennials by Malcolm Harris. Pick up a copy from the publisher here and read along with the pod!…
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KTD #1 - A Cheeky Little Punch-Up at the Park
A second episode has hit the podcast feed! It's book club time and everyone has to participate. We're reading Chapter 1 of Kids These Days and having a silly time reminiscing about how got-dang tired childhood made us. Did you know that your child is a speculative asset and that you're leaving...
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TGSGTE #0 - A Framework for Understanding History
Hello friends! It's the inaugural episode! We do a read-through of our first text, which explains the framework of thinking that we will use to look at history throughout the podcast. Afterward, we have a goof-'em-up time and gear up to hate on some of history's greatest twerps. Chapters:...
About this show
The last American history podcast that will ever be made. New episodes the first 3 weeks of every month! Renown virtual hostess, MISS COMPUTER, guides cohosts Trinity (very cool), Jodi (the favorite), & Diego (also the favorite) through a history-spanning slog, chapter by chapter, through whatever books show us the imperialist processes what shaped us. There's nothing left to do but learn what to do about it, so the readings will continue until morale improves. No dogmatism, formalism, or nihilism allowed. Content warning for pretty much everything; it's about Americans.
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