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The Grill
by The Grill
The Grill isn't a podcast for everyone. The Grill is for the haters. The Grill is for the guy who looks at the drinks menu and thinks 'this all sucks sh*t'. The Grill is for the girl on the group holiday who says that the vibe was better last time she went. If you don't like the world around you and the people and things in it, The Grill is for you.
Episodes
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We're glutemaxxing! (No girls allowed)
Align your root chakras and hold on to your pants (seriously, they'll come off if you don't). Izzy informs the fellas about the glutemaxxing movement, Tad demands more from baristas and Ben eviscerates AI content-creators everywhere. I would say grab a snack and enjoy, but there's a lot of...
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What’s a good beginner hat? (w/ Maggie Zhou!)
This week we have a very special guest: Maggie Zhou!! She's one half of the Culture Club podcast, a fashion editor & a fellow teen blogger alumni with Izzy. We beef with jaunty hats, fine dining, sub-par Close Friends stories and blaming things on your sign (such Taurus behaviour). Signing off. —...
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Kendrick Lamar will perform at the 2027 AFL Grand Final
Tad watched Queen Kylie Minogue's Grand Final performance and decided he was qualified to critique it and somehow, that wasn't the roguest thing we said about an Australian music legend in this episode. If you liked what you heard, feel free to send us $6. Whenever you can. It's no stress. YOU...
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Is your sandwich a she/her?
Is a beef shared really a beef halved? Who knows. Can food vloggers stop sexualising their meals and clean up the sauce around their mouths? Apparently not. Join us, beef patties, in complaining about board game nights, group gifts and gross eating on the internet. I feel better already! Izzy x…
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Everybody Has A Beef (w/ Annabelle Lee!)
Grill Nation this week you are treated to an amazing special guest … Annabelle Lee, co-host of the Shameless Media podcast Everybody Has A Secret! Annabelle puts mirror-less change rooms on the burner, Izzy is sick of being left out of the loop, a certain store leads Ben to leave a scathing…
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Tad dropped his laptop on his head
On today's ep, I contend with the friendship surveillance state powered by the 'Share My Location' feature, while Izzy struggles with what app she should use when sending out invites to one of the many masquerade balls she hosts (or whatever she was talking about, I wasn't really listening). Tad…
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Izzy teaches the fellas a lesson in girl stuff
It's finally happening… and Grill nation will never be the same. In this weirdly toilet-focused episode, we swung the mics over to YOU for an all-listener-beef special. From eye-wateringly expensive haircuts to hair showing up in places it shouldn't, this one truly has it all. KEEP YOUR BEAUTIFUL...
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Tad’s being terrorised by a winged beast
Yo yo grill heads it's the group leader Tad speaking so listen up. This week I beef with the avian community again, Izzy is sick of people who take passport photos as if they're being scouted for a modelling opportunity and Ben puts a certain type of person who insists on being a mentor on the...
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There’s a big naked guy in the backyard
Have you ever been tortured at a bucks party? Have you ever read Kitchen Confidential? Have you ever climbed into someone’s property naked? If you answered yes to any or all of these questions, you’re going to love this episode. - Ben SEND US YOUR BEEFS FOR THE UPCOMING LISTENER-BEEF EPISODE:...
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Tad wore thongs to his Tribunal Hearing
Guten tag, Grill Nation! Izzy here, fresh from holidays and ready to address the snoring allegations. This week we learn about Tad's day in court (!), AI music slop and people who think they're the exception to Ben's rule (it's a trap: there are no exceptions). SEND US YOUR BEEFS FOR THE UPCOMING...
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Why did a man on the street follow and film Ben? (w/ Broden Kelly!)
Welcome one and all to potentially the loosest ep yet. Special guest Broden Kelly from Aunty Donna joins us to talk about bags-on-chair rights, how come Ben is sick of everything beeping at him and my neighbour who switched off my fuse box ... during my 30th … laters, Tad out.NEED. BEEFS. NOW....
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Who is on your fruit Mount Rushmore?
Another Sliders episode for you! We each brought multiple little complaints instead of one big one. Like an infinite scroll. But for beefs. -Ben SEND. YOUR. BEEFS. [email protected] Hosted by Ben Ilobuchi, Izzy Wight and Tad Harawa Production services by Haven't You Done Well Productions ABC...
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The argument that nearly ended The Grill
Hello my grillers, this episode things got very heated. Alliances were made and friendships tested. But before that I tackle my struggle to book a doctor’s appointment, Izzy has big problems with tiny homes & Ben targets those who sleep audibly (snore). That one felt personal…xoxo love Tad NEED....
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They’re spitting food into each other's mouths on Love Island
Wilkommen back, nation! This week Tad has a beef with the World Cup while Izzy and I get into it over Love Island and karaoke respectively. Soccer. Reality TV. Screaming into a microphone. We grill what we love. -BenSEND. YOUR. [email protected] Hosted by Ben Ilobuchi, Izzy Wight and Tad...
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POV: You're chopped at the top of the Empire State Building
Good day, Grillers! Tad has jaw problems, but that's not stopping him from complaining about African airport security. Ben also serves up a beef about a really niche form of YouTube content and I seethe (with jealousy probably) at the leather-clad Empire State Building climbers. Listen until the...
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The Return of Mr Mouse
Hello grill nation your boy Tad is finally back from the motherland and ready to grill some very petty things. On today’s ep, Izzy is sick of being on constant surveillance through a certain brand of eye wear, Ben’s tired of electronic gates at supermarkets shutting him off from the free world…
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We've decided to stop sharing a bed (w/ Dee Salmin!)
Tad is still in recovery but we truly don't miss him, because we've got an incredible guest this week taking his place. Dee Salmin, author of It's Not Love, Actually, is our first guest to sear some rogue relationship-specific beefs like ghosting, the ick, and having to sleep in a bed with your...
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Don't order off the doggo menu
With Tad absent due to the urinal incident, Ben and I are holding down the fort this week. You know what they say: when Mr Mouse is away, the cats will play... and we have some serious beef (or chicken, or whatever the hell is in a 'pup parma') to grill. I also bring up the time I used dog…
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This will change everything you thought you knew about The Grill ...
Is three BPE (Beefs Per Episode) not enough for you? Then you’re going to love this week’s ep because we’re bringing back a fan-favourite format: Sliders. Instead of three full meals, we’re serving up a giant foil tray of smaller beefs. The same Grill taste, without all the calories. -Ben. EMAIL…
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We're all balding and getting BBLs
Just like Katy Perry and Chief Keef, we are squashing our beefs with another sizzling episode. Listen (and watch) for Ben's hairline reveal, a lesson in cinema decorum from Tad and the lowdown on my latest issue with Katy Perry, of which there are many. Stay petty, friends! Izzy xx EMAIL US YOUR...
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Tad’s car ride from hell
Welcome aboard the SS Grill this is your captain Tad speaking. On today’s episode Ben is tired with the lack of order and decorum at the library, Izzy has had enough of overly long standing ovations (unless they’re for us) & I got trapped in a ride share with the most overly talkative human. Over…
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How to debut a beret
What do arguing with a customer support chatbot, John Travolta’s new look, and people who paint themselves silver and stand very, very still have in common? Other than being examples of losing touch with your humanity, they’re also our beefs for this week. You know the grill. -Ben EMAIL US YOUR...
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It's called 'crowdsmurfing'
What's up, meatlovers? We're back again (it truly never gets old) to grill the big stuff: indie concert etiquette, clingy strangers at house parties and tiny plates of food. I also tell another humiliating story, because I just can't help myself. Izzy xx SEND US YOUR BEEFS! [email protected] •...
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We are in our luteal phase
It finally happened … we've all synced up. And sadly Izzy had yet another tram incident. Luckily we have this podcast as a healthy outlet. In this ep Izzy beefs with the Nutflix show Age of Attraction, Ben had the world's most interrupted haircut and I unleash my disdain for Euphoria season 3....
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Izzy's cobbler doesn't like her
The ABC thankfully allowed us back in the studio this week and you're going to be glad they did after you listen to this one. Izzy's cobbler refused to touch her tiny little shoes, Tad's house is being circled by (potentially dangerous) teenagers on e-scooters and I'm sick to death of seeing...
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Kicked out of Club Etiquette
Welcome, hotheads, to the first episode of ABC's The Grill! We're SO excited to kick it off with this absolute sizzler of an ep. Tad wants to scrunch the necks of people who cut in line, I beef with influencer food delivery habits and Ben tells a story about a quiet room that leaves us (almost)...
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INTRODUCING: The Grill
Everyone deserves to have a whine. Join good friends/bad people Ben Ilobuchi, Izzy Wight and Tad Harawa on their 'comedy' 'podcast' as they meet to air out their petty grievances and deal with your listener-submitted gripes as well. Are you the latest victim of Melbourne's ambient techno scene?...
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ANNOUNCEMENT: The ABC is taking over
Big things grilling… I wanted to make it a surprise but they forced me to put it in the title, so blame them for ruining the tension, not me. The rumours are true, we have a new home.
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Grilloween 2025 (Video)
Mwahaha welcome to the second ever Grilloween. Will this one be a trick or a treat?
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Grilloween 2025
Mwahaha welcome to the second ever Grilloween. Will this one be a trick or a treat? Watch on YouTube or Spotify
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Grilloween 2025
Mwahaha welcome to the second-ever Grilloween. Will this one be a trick or a treat? Watch on YouTube or Spotify.
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Belly's Bali belly
This is late, guys, there's no excuse (I don't mean that as an apology). This week, we cover Tad's funny stomach, getting TV shows spoiled, punitive trickster neighbours and friends bringing up our sordid pasts. Leave us a beef in a 5-star review and we will read and grade that sumb*tch in the…
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Milkshakes
Tad was in Bali so it's just Ben and Izzy this week. Izzy has a bone to pick with Miu Miu and fashion influencer Wisdom Kaye, while Ben is ready to exile anyone who has a milkshake with their lunch.
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Sliders 4
We got some sliders for y'all! Yummy! Please rate us 5 stars on Apple Podcasts and Spotify for the love of God.
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Wangaratta summer
Izzy is back from Europe and right back into the swing of things after embarrassing herself at a public toilet in the birthplace of the urinal (France).
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Five Stars (Feat. Alexei Toliopoulos)
Bad news: Izzy isn't here again. Good news: we've (momentarily) replaced her with the incredible Alexei Toliopoulos! Don't ask us how we pulled this off, just enjoy the episode. We discuss stiffies, seppuku, advertising and the foibles of Letterboxd.
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#WokeMoment
Oh God, another bloody episode huh? Tad hates seeing people feel joy, Izzy hates snacking, Ben hates celebrity stylists. Do these guys like ANYTHING?
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Head honcho
We've got huge news...that we can't say yet. Instead, Ben explains why he thinks there are too many Geminis in the world, Tad tells how he got scammed out of $99 in a completely avoidable fashion and Izzy shouts from the rooftops that Sabrina Carpenter should be able to go down on whoever she wants!
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Thoughts of the day
I know we said there'd be a video but we lied about that, sorry. Also, wish Izzy a happy birthday.
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An episode that felt like Goofy's yell
This one was recorded back-to-back with last week's episode so if we sound tired or deranged, it's because we absolutely were.
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Grillchella 2025
Jesus returns from heaven, Katy Perry returns from space, the Grill returns to whatever platform you're listening to this on.
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Katy Perry is going to space
This week the team shared their most irrational fears and their opinions on the fact that Katy Perry Is Going To Space.
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Small Talk
Tad had the footy on during this one. We're glad to have him back though
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Unrecognisable
Without Tad here, we were finally able to have an adult conversation. We spoke about not being recognised by people you definitely know, inappropriate ambiance and the Beatles tribute band. Tad will be off house arrest soon, so he'll be back next week.
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Nicknames
We came up with cool nicknames for each other on this episode. Tell us what you think of them. Don't be too harsh.
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Prank patrol
Izzy was away this week, so we did a few prank calls at the end. Boys will be boys and all that.
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The bidding war
Izzy fundamentally misunderstands how auctions work, Tad paid 18 dollars for two meatballs and Ben speaks through a karaoke mic with a sock on it.
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Plane crash simulator
Izzy rocked up half an hour late on this episode, but it's okay, we still love her. Tad trashes fine dining, Ben dishes on drinking games and Izzy talks about removing a piece of glass from her foot with tweezers like a Civil War soldier doing field surgery.
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We're so back
Chapter 2025... Page 1... The Grill team return from their travels and celebrations, recharged and ready to whine. It's good to see you all again.
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The Grill Wrapped: 2024
Last Grill of the year kids! Make the most of it! We'll see you on the other side xx.
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
The Grill isn't a podcast for everyone.
The Grill is for the haters.
The Grill is for the guy who looks at the drinks menu and thinks 'this all sucks sh*t'.
The Grill is for the girl on the group holiday who says that the vibe was better last time she went.
If you don't like the world around you and the people and things in it, The Grill is for you.
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