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The Grossly Off Topic Podcast

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We are five letter carriers who cannot seem to stay on topic, but have fun talking to each other. Join us and share in the laughter and complete randomness. We no longer have our phone number but please reach out to us with an email [email protected]

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  1. This is Jeopardy

    Send us Fan Mail As the title suggests, we play Jeopardy. Who will win? I think we all know the answer already. Red Beard was unable to join today. Florida Man is very gassy. Join us for the fun. Facebook Email us with your thoughts, suggestions, critiques or just to tell us off!...

  2. AI is Ruining Everything

    Send us Fan Mail From Bigfoot to deep fakes videos, AI is getting really good at what it does. It's been a while since we've all talked. We hope this episode takes you through all the twists and turns you have missed over the last few weeks. Facebook Email us with your thoughts, suggestions,...

  3. The Rules of the Route Race Have been Established

    Send us Fan Mail We invented a game to play while delivering mail. Summer festival season is upon us. A short amount of StarWars talk. Add that in with a bunch of random thoughts and you have our next episode. Enjoy! Facebook Email us with your thoughts, suggestions, critiques or just to tell us...

  4. Things Non-Americans Think When They Come to America

    Send us Fan Mail 2Cans can't stop name dropping everyone except himself. Papa Smurf found a story about what people think about America when they come for a visit. There is of course much more. I guarantee you will enjoy this! Also, happy StarWars Day for those of you who celebrate. Facebook…

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  5. Current Event News Stories

    Send us Fan Mail If you listened right away, I forgot the music, it's fixed now. Today we hit the most important breaking news stories in the United States. Dire Wolves are a real thing and they are back. Florida Man speaks on what we all thought was just another conspiracy. Turns out, he may be...

  6. New Motorcycles, Yankees Torpedo Bats, Rock and Roll Hall of Fame

    Send us Fan Mail Some of us got new Motorcycles so yea, we talk about that. A short update about the missing college student. The NY Yankees have new bats. Papa Smurf takes a trip to the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame in Cleveland. And of course there is always much more. Enjoy! I know we do.…

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  7. Missing College Student and some postal stories

    Send us Fan Mail There is a missing student in the Dominican Republic, with a person of interest. Did he put himself in that spot? We talk about our dailies in the post office. It's fun and I know you love the stories so sit back and enjoy the show. Facebook Email us with your thoughts,...

  8. Bad Dreams and a Soccer Ref Got what was coming to him

    Send us Fan Mail Papa Smurf and Florida Man both have a bad dream about the same thing. A German soccer ref had a little incident and left the field not feeling so well. This and much more. Facebook Email us with your thoughts, suggestions, critiques or just to tell us off!...

  9. Listener Reviews of the last episode, No Topic Discussion

    Send us Fan Mail 31 started a shit storm with the last episode. Aliens and their love for butt stuff. Not a real topic today, just a good ol round table discussion. Facebook Email us with your thoughts, suggestions, critiques or just to tell us off! [email protected] Please…

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  10. The Cube Rule of Food

    Send us Fan Mail 31 brought up this crazy topic of food being considered as different types of food. It all centers around the "starch". This is a crazy topic and has brought forth much debate. There is of course some off topic things discussed, but most of this episode revolves around us…

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  11. Florida Man Stays Offensive

    Send us Fan Mail Floria Man speaks on getting chat banned. We can all see why. TwoCans is getting converted to a full time regular carrier! Red Beard launches his kid over a fence, listen to find out what happened. All in all, it was what you have come to expect from TGOT podcast. As always…

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  12. Welcome to Season 3!!!

    Send us Fan Mail That's right, it's a new season here at TGOFTP. We hope you enjoyed your holiday season and we hope you will continue to listen and laugh right along with us. We are hilarious, at least to us. Enjoy the show! Facebook Email us with your thoughts, suggestions, critiques or just to...

  13. End of Another Year

    Send us Fan Mail I would like to say we recapped another year and another season of TGOTP, but we didn't wrap anything up. We would however like to thank everyone who listens and wish you all a happy holidays. We will be back at it in January. As usual, enjoy the show. Facebook Email us with your...

  14. 2nd Annual Trashgiving Special

    Send us Fan Mail Trashgiving is better than Friendsgiving! We eat, laugh, talk about SpaceX, Butt Stuff and everything in between. Also, this is extra long, specifically for a carrier at the main office who wants us to supply him with more content. Well Christmas has come early for you my friend....

  15. Would You Rather?

    Send us Fan Mail Just as the title says, a few would you rather and as usual, way way more. Gonna be honest, I don't remember what all we talked about but you know the show, and you know it's funny. Facebook Email us with your thoughts, suggestions, critiques or just to tell us off!...

  16. Better Late Than Never

    Send us Fan Mail We missed our normal recording time due to Trick or Treat, so you have it on Sunday, just a few hours late. If you listen to the show, you will still enjoy it! Facebook Email us with your thoughts, suggestions, critiques or just to tell us off! [email protected]...

  17. Dogma Going Back to Kevin Smith, 31 Brings an Exercise in Thought

    Send us Fan Mail Papa Smurf has not voice. We talk about Kevin Smith getting his own film back. Some random talking then finally, 31 has a hypothetical that leads to quite the round table. Let us know your thoughts on the show. Facebook Email us with your thoughts, suggestions, critiques or just…

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  18. 23 and Me is in Trouble, Red Beard Makes His Return!

    Send us Fan Mail 23 and me is looking at bankruptcy. What happens to all that DNA? Red Beard returns to us after his vacation to Disney World. Join us for some entertainment. Facebook Email us with your thoughts, suggestions, critiques or just to tell us off! [email protected]...

  19. What it's Like to be Colorblind, by Papa Smurf and 31

    Send us Fan Mail In today's episode we take colorblind tests. Take them with us and see a world through the eyes of Papa Smurf and 31. The first test click here. The second test click here. If you are not colorblind, I think you will find this interesting. Red Beard is on his way to Disney.…

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  20. Are You Cheating with an AI Chat Bot?

    Send us Fan Mail Other than discussion of the title, TwoCans shows up late and we get to live life as a newer Letter Carrier. A listener and Papa Smurf had a discussion about why he felt the way he did about females and the draft. Viking found himself in a situation while on the route....

  21. Viking No Called, Showed up Late

    Send us Fan Mail Red Beard talks about seeing a movie in the DBox seats. Is it worth the extra cash? A few news stories, including another zoom call court appearance with our new favortie judge. As you can imagine, we talk about so much more. Join in on the fun. Facebook Email us with your...

  22. Ford Motors Files for Crazy Patents, Are you a Victim of Subscription Fatigue?

    Send us Fan Mail Viking is not present, but we keep things rolling. You won't believe the patents that Ford applied for. How many subscriptions do you have and is there too many. Facebook Email us with your thoughts, suggestions, critiques or just to tell us off!…

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  23. Our Possibly Permanent Guest, TwoCans Joins

    Send us Fan Mail We have a new friend, who may get a seat at the table. Some audio is gonna be more quiet because Florida Man and TwoCans share a mic. It's a long one so buckle up for our ride around every topic and no topic at all. Facebook Email us with your thoughts, suggestions, critiques or...

  24. Who Shot Trump

    Send us Fan Mail Big news of the day is trump shot at. Movies coming to a theater near you. Being invaded by Furries and as always much more. Facebook Email us with your thoughts, suggestions, critiques or just to tell us off! [email protected] Please call, leave a voicemail.…

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  25. Glamping, Current Events and BSing with my friends

    Send us Fan Mail I think the title says it all. You have all heard the show before. Another not so long one. I know you will enjoy it though. Facebook Email us with your thoughts, suggestions, critiques or just to tell us off! [email protected] Please call, leave a voicemail.…

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  26. F@ck You, 31!

    Send us Fan Mail 31 is late to his own house. Man drives during court hearing on suspended license. Papa 31 makes an appearance and around the table talk. Facebook Email us with your thoughts, suggestions, critiques or just to tell us off! [email protected] Please call, leave a...

  27. Motorcycle rides, Kids Cursing and the Last Surgery

    Send us Fan Mail The Viking finally joins us on a motorcycle ride. Do your kids curse? Ours do. 31 has his final (hopefully) surgery scheduled. Plus a whole lot more for your listening pleasure. Enjoy the show. Facebook Email us with your thoughts, suggestions, critiques or just to tell us off!...

  28. Red Beard is Off His Game

    Send us Fan Mail All the edits and beeps are brought to you by Red Beard. A letter carrier is pulled over for going 105 MPH. A question of thought brought up by 31. Frankly, there is so much that it's difficult to list. You've heard the show, you know how we roll. Enjoy the latest installment....

  29. Spoiler Alert for the Movie "Civil War"

    Send us Fan Mail We all had a man date and watched the movie "Civil War". We are still pressuring Red Beard to get a motorcycle. That's coming soon! Many song sing-a-longs happen today and of course more than is worth putting in the description. Enjoy the episode. Facebook Email us with your...

  30. WE ARE NOT RACIST!!!

    Send us Fan Mail Sorry we had to get that out, but seriously, we are not racist. Our release schedule got a little messed up but we are fixing that. Also in this episode, motorcycle talk and just us guys being guys around a table. We talk about whatever comes up. Enjoy and don't forget, contact…

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  31. Is There a Replacement for The Diplomat?

    Send us Fan Mail The show is late because of 31. New cast member has joined the show. A lot of Letter Carrier stuff today. The Viking briefly get political and much much more. Join the conversation, call or text (216)223-8209. Leave a message and tell us what you think. Facebook Email us with…

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  32. Our First Official Guest, The Bracket and a Charged Debate

    Send us Fan Mail We have our first guest "Sped". The name is fitting. We complete the bracket that 31 put together. Wendy's and their "Dynamic Pricing" scheme. An interesting, politically charged debate breaks out. And of course there is much more. Facebook Email us with your thoughts…

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  33. Viking Pushes Back

    Send us Fan Mail The Viking made notes about what he didn't quite agree with on the last podcast. Guess he should have called in! We speak on the cop who shot up his own car because of an acorn. A burial ground behind a prison with no names. Government and more government. We now have a phone...

  34. F@ck You, Viking

    Send us Fan Mail The Viking had to call off today. We give some injury updates. Would you agree to pay children $50 a month for them to attend school. A little sports talk and a whole lot of fun. Enjoy this episode of our podcast! Facebook Email us with your thoughts, suggestions, critiques or…

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  35. A Sprinkle of Everything

    Send us Fan Mail It was said best in this episode, you can't be off topic if you don't have a topic in the first place. Enjoy this episode of the podcast! Facebook Email us with your thoughts, suggestions, critiques or just to tell us off! [email protected] Please call, leave a...

  36. No More Diplomat

    Send us Fan Mail It's a new year and with that a new season. The diplomat has moved and didn't even call in like he said he would. Don't worry nothing else changed with us as you will soon hear. Enjoy the first show of 2024, Here's to many more! Facebook Email us with your thoughts, suggestions,...

  37. An End of a Year

    Send us Fan Mail We take this final episode of the year to talk about the year, we rated our "favorite" things we hear as letter carriers. This brings out many many stories shared. We say goodbye to a cast member and prepare for season 2 coming with the new year. Sit back and enjoy the show....

  38. It's a Trashgiving Special

    Send us Fan Mail Today we celebrate Thanksgiving but with friends. No, it's not Friendsgiving. It's Trashgiving. Made possible with only the best fast food possible. We don't have a central theme, we just sit around, eat food, and talk about whatever comes up. Join us and enjoy! Facebook Email us...

  39. Another of Us is Down for the Count

    Send us Fan Mail The Diplomat has taken another of us out by injury. 31's father makes a few appearances, He is our first official guest! Some revealing music and videos to go along with it. Lake Milton Mountain Biking video Macarena with Lyrics Barry Mardones - Into the Night We hope you enjoy…

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  40. New Neighbors, Postal Stories, Current Events

    Send us Fan Mail The Diplomat has new neighbors. Always much loved Postal Stories. The Diplomat uses some inflammatory language. It's ok because he asked the white people if he could say such words. We speak on some current events and of course we see how many people we can offend. Enjoy!…

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  41. How Many People Can We Offend and Viking Had an Accident

    Send us Fan Mail The board in the studio was filled with offended peoples. The Viking had an accident. Florida Man tries to speak on a new conspiracy and much more. It's a long one, but Enjoy! Facebook Email us with your thoughts, suggestions, critiques or just to tell us off!...

  42. A Shared Dinner Table

    Send us Fan Mail The Diplomat makes us a Nigerian meal. Lots of different topics to discuss. The offended peoples board gets filled up pretty fast in this episode. Enjoy and don't be offended! Facebook Email us with your thoughts, suggestions, critiques or just to tell us off!...

  43. More Union Strikes, Current Events and Postal Stories

    Send us Fan Mail The Viking made us a new table, I think our sound is better than ever! Papa Smurf broke his back. UAW goes on strike. More came out on the existence of aliens. We share some postal stories for you, and a little complaint session occurs. Join us and let us know what you think....

  44. It's a Labor Day Special

    Send us Fan Mail It's Labor Day so it's only fitting we speak on the origins of the holiday. Florida Man has made a ridiculous statement that he could do without something very important. We had to make a bet out of it to see if he can stay true to his word. WE NEED YOUR HELP!!! Facebook Email us...

  45. Time Travel, Teleportation, The Mandela Effect and More

    Send us Fan Mail The Diplomat is back. We pose some questions dealing with time travel. Teleportation is possible! The Mandela Effect comes up in topic. Florida Man finally shares a story... a little hint, he was arrested, not recently though. Of course there is much more we talk about. Join us…

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  46. AI is taking over, What the Conspiracy, Oh and... F@ck You Diplomat!

    Send us Fan Mail Kanye West and his upcoming clothing line. AI is everywhere now a days and we discuss how we feel about this. A brief segment on some conspiracy theories and whether Florida Man thinks they are true. The Diplomat is missing in action, even though we knew he wasn't going to be on...

  47. Mead, Cocaine Sharks, Government Admits Aliens and So So Much More

    Send us Fan Mail We talk about so much it's difficult to put it all here. Viking makes mead. Florida Man is a Traitor and dons a tin foil hat as you can see by the episode photo. Lots of movie discussion. Cocaine sharks off the coast of Florida (of course it's Florida). The "OK" sign is now…

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  48. Let's Eat Some Popcorn Together

    Send us Fan Mail We have new music! We want to send out a big thank you to the creator that shall not be named. This episode brings you a failed fireworks show, Marijuana and more. Facebook Email us with your thoughts, suggestions, critiques or just to tell us off!...

  49. What was the Topic, Again?

    Send us Fan Mail We apologize for the delay. I promise we had a topic for today. I think we spend about 5 minutes on it. The rest is just us doing what we do best. By the way, the first 2 minutes, the guys were unaware the recording was live! Enjoy! Credit: https://www.FesliyanStudios.com...

  50. F@ck You, Florida Man!

    Send us Fan Mail Someone is a no call, no show. You can probable guess who. We did not get to the slated topic, instead we had some fun just doing what we do. Credit: https://www.FesliyanStudios.com Background Music Please DO NOT add this audio content to the Youtube Content ID System. I have…

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About this show

We are five letter carriers who cannot seem to stay on topic, but have fun talking to each other. Join us and share in the laughter and complete randomness.

We no longer have our phone number but please reach out to us with an email

[email protected]

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How many episodes does The Grossly Off Topic Podcast have?

The Grossly Off Topic Podcast has 56 episodes on PodParley. The most recent episode was published on June 29, 2025.

What is The Grossly Off Topic Podcast about?

We are five letter carriers who cannot seem to stay on topic, but have fun talking to each other. Join us and share in the laughter and complete randomness. We no longer have our phone number but please reach out to us with an email [email protected]

How often does The Grossly Off Topic Podcast release new episodes?

The Grossly Off Topic Podcast publishes every two weeks, based on its 56 episodes since April 2023.

Who hosts The Grossly Off Topic Podcast?

The Grossly Off Topic Podcast is created and hosted by The Grossly Off Topic Podcast.
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