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The Hairy Bikers - Agony Uncles - Si & Dave have lived their lives to the full. They’ve been around the world 4 times. They have experience. Anything you can think of, they’ve either seen it, or done it, or more likely they’ve seen it THEN done it, just to see what ‘it’ was like. If anyone has answers to life’s problems, it’s the Hairy Bikers. So share, because they care. Send your problems - culinary, relationship or otherwise to [email protected]. New episodes every Friday.

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Episodes

  1. Ep 78: Phyllis, Dimples and Hair Dye

    You think you know someone, and then they surprise you. In this week's Agony Uncles, Uncle Dave reveals a celebrity from the past who used to rely on his hair dying skills........handy as he and Uncle Si need to solve a Hair Dye Dilemma! Alongside that, aided as usual by Posh Tash and The Thin...

  2. Ep 77: Secret Hotel Trips, Holiday Romance & PORTIONS!

    Well they're back. After taking time to go filming for the new telly series, (whatever the papers might have said....!) The Hairy Bikers are back solving your troubles. Dressed in their full Agony Uncles super-suits and aided by Posh Tash and The Thin White Duke, Uncle Si & Uncle Dave take time…

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  3. Ep 76: The Best Of Confidential Corner Part 2

    Here we go with part 2 of the Agony Uncles Best Of Confidential Corner! Hear Uncle Si, Uncle Dave and Posh Tash tackle those troubles that make you wince, laugh or just groan! Things like The Sex Trout Face Fail or the terrifying (for men anyway) Fizzing Willy Episode! Then there's the Drunken...

  4. Ep 75: The Best Of Confidential Corner Part 1

    Those hardworking Agony Uncles are taking a well earned break which gives us the chance to look back on a busy year of problem solving. In this Best Of Confidential Corner, Uncle Si, Uncle Dave & Posh Tash tackle troubles including The Recipe Of Love, Swinging Mum & Dad, a case of the Pinot Piles...

  5. Ep 74: Sleep or Seduction? Fatherhood & Onions!

    As the song goes, 'Don't Worry 'Bout A Thing...cos Every Little Thing's Gonna Be Alright'........now whether Bob Marley was thinking about The Agony Uncles when he wrote that is disputed. By everyone. However, the fact remains that Uncle Si & Uncle Dave will help make everything alright! This...

  6. Ep 73: Sticky Sheets, Sticky Pans & Bikes

    Ever been in a sticky situation? Well Uncle Si & Uncle Dave certainly have been and that's why they're uniquely able to help you un-stick yours. Well, that is unless it's a Sticky Pan which has been rather cheekily used for a purpose other than it's intended one. Or perhaps the Sticky Sheets, I...

  7. Ep 72: Pizza, Sex Snooze & Dough-Love

    Another week, another exciting challenge for The Hairy Bikers aka The Agony Uncles. Along with Posh Tash and The Thin White Duke, the boys tackle those Pizza Problems as well as a more exciting way to make bread with Kneading Passion. Then there's the Chopping Board Challenge and finally, how…

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  8. Ep 71: Passion Loss, Fake Accents & Beef!

    Back in the saddle, well the couch more like as The Hairy Bikers take on more of your problems and worries, ably assisted by Posh Tash & The Thin White Duke. In this episode they investigate the problems that come when the Flame Of Passion Dies Out....not to be confused with the Flaming...

  9. Ep 70: Shag-Maps, Gravy & Posh People

    Imagine what a turbulent world it would be without The Agony Uncles... if they didn't don their solving-trousers every week and help us with our issues, we'd barely sleep! This episode, we find them Giving Gravy Advice, it's not all about the granules you know....then there's the issue of Soft...

  10. Ep 69: Sixties Sex, Sticky Pie & Dating

    It's a known thing that sharing your troubles makes them less of a thing. It's certainly known to Uncle Si & Uncle Dave The Agony Uncles as they take off their Hairy Biker helmets and help with your hassles, ably assisted by Posh Tash & The Thin White Duke. This episode, marvel as they deal with...

  11. Ep 68: Old Flames, Bread & Work Stress

    Fresh from riding the roads of bonnie Scotland filming the new TV show, The Hairy Bikers are back, in their guise of The Agony Uncles. Marvel as they solve issues with bread in Soya Sorrow as well as Work Stress, something none of us enjoy! Then there's the Old Flame burning in the back of...

  12. Ep 67: Kama Sutra, Pies and Wedding Bills

    Problems are like a box of chocolates....you never know which one you're going to get. Sounds like a famous film quote to me but it's TRUE! when it comes to the Agony Uncles. Take this episode. A Pie Problem then turns into some Rude Man Advice.....then there's a spot of financial worry in…

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  13. Ep 66: Age Gaps, Sexist Men & PIES!

    There's never a dull week when you're an Agony Uncle! Take this episode of the Hairy Bikers podcast for example. There's Revolting Pies to deal with, clearly not one of their recipes! Then there's the Sexist Old Men who need dealing with, not to mention The Fussy Food Fiddler. And then there's…

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  14. Ep 65: The One-Eyed Wanderer, Curry Worry & Too TALL!

    There's no such thing as an average week when you're an Agony Uncle, oh no, it's a constant dish of dilemma's. Luckily Uncle Si, Uncle Dave & Posh Tash, assisted by The Thin White Duke are more than a match for misery. This week, expect a One Eyed Pokey Prodder, a Curry Worry and a Tall / Short...

  15. Ep 64: Martini Sex, Doggy Boo Boo & Messy Partners

    Is there no end to The Hairy Bikers talents? Well, yes, there probably is but we haven't found the end of it yet as they continue to solve the nations troubles. Like the trouble with Oranges!, tricky little fellows!! Or the bother Naming Dogs can bring........or those Messy Partners you're always...

  16. Ep 63: Hand In Pants, Swipe Left & Fishy Bubbles

    There's no peace for the wicked....not that The Hairy Bikers are wicked. They're loveliness itself and in their alter-egos of The Agony Uncles, together with Posh Tash and The Thin White Duke, they're here to solve tricky traumas, things like Bother with Bubbly Batter and Dating...

  17. Ep 62: Boyfriend Jitters, Pans & Remote Control Neighbour!!

    A problem shared is a problem aired.....unless it's a problem sent to The Agony Uncles in which case it's a problem SOLVED! Yes, Uncle Si & Uncle Dave, together with Posh Tash.....or should that be Queen Tash and the Thin White Duke are here to save the day, especially when that day involves…

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  18. Ep 61: Facetime Sex Fail, Teenager WiFi Tantrum & Bread!

    Well, here they are again, happy as can be....Uncle Si & Uncle Dave, The Hairy Bikers in their caring, sharing guise of The Agony Uncles. And when they have problems to solve like The Facetime Sex Fail complete with uninvited guest...their Mum! you know it's going to be a busy one. Then there's…

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  19. Ep 60: Go To SLEEP!!!, Fridge Psycho & Paranoid Hubby!

    In their line of work, Uncle Si & Uncle Dave have seen it all. If you watch them on TV you've probably seen all of them too!! In the Agony Uncles podcast however, it's all about YOU and together with Posh Tash and The Thin White Duke, they're here to solve those problems using their years of...

  20. Ep 59: Pasty Passion, Kitchen Capers & Herbs!

    What a dynamic duo....The Hairy Bikers jump into the telephone box and emerge as The Agony Uncles, a problem-busting pair of hairies who, together with their trusty friends Posh Tash and The Thin White Duke tackle your troubles, be they in the kitchen with Herb Help or in the kitchen with Randy...

  21. Ep 58: Sex Trout, Love Honey Lament and Si & Dave's Nuts!

    If a large problem was walking down a dark alley, it wouldn't want to meet Uncle Si & Uncle Dave coming other way because THEY DO PROBLEMS! In this weeks episode of The Agony Uncles, they, together with Posh Tash and The Thin White Duke, take on your troubles, whether it's teachers looking for...

  22. Ep 57: Erotic Mum, Bulldozing Boyfriend & Passionate Grammar!

    So many problems, so little time! Well, that's what it feels like as Uncle Si & Uncle Dave dig into the postbag of problems each week, helping to solve them with their unique combination of life experience and empathy! Well, that and their able assistants Posh Tash and The Thin White Duke. This...

  23. Ep 56: 5-times-a-night??, Teenage Dirtbags & Sink Pubes

    Dear-oh-dear. What a to-do. You have a problem and to solve it.....who? Well Uncle Si & Uncle Dave that's who!! The Hairy Bikers are back to help with all your troubles and trauma's along with their trusty Aristocratic Aunty Posh Tash and the voice of vexation The Thin White Duke. In this week's...

  24. Ep 55: Sticky Sex, Beetroot & Diet Success!

    It may be cold outside but it's WARM in Uncle Si & Uncle Dave's hearts as they solve the deeply distressing issue alongside their trusty helpers Posh Tash and The Thin White Duke. This episode delivers a spine tingling helping of horrors with Marshmallow Sex Gone WRONG! in which a sticky…

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  25. Ep 54: Wee Willy Sinky, Recipe for LOVE & Snack NIGHTMARE!

    Back to full strength due to the return of Posh Tash, The Agony Uncles are here to help, along with voice of vexation The Thin White Duke. This week, there's a Recipe For Love as the boys learn OTHER uses for their recipes, there's a Filthy Fella called Wee Willy Sinky! All that plus Grow Your…

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  26. Ep 53: Caught In The Act by Mum & Dad!, Beards for 2 year olds & Pastry!

    Always a delight, never a chore, the Agony Uncles are here, back for more. Yes, those Hairy Bikers Uncle Si & Uncle Dave together with The Thin White Duke but sadly missing Posh Tash this week, do their best with Embarrased Parents who saw things on Facetime that NO PARENT SHOULD SEE! Plus Beard...

  27. Ep 52: Willy Wine Tasting, E-Mail Fail & Flour Power

    There's no denying, they keep on trying! The Agony Uncles are back to help with your problems. Uncle Dave & Uncle Si complete with The Thin White Duke & Posh Tash. This episode, they're wrangling with Willy Wine Tasting issues, which is piles of fun....(sorry). Also The Kitchen Psycho who doesn't...

  28. Ep51: A Wee Laugh, Devil Child Diary and Rum!

    Welcome back my friends ‘cos the problems never end but luckily Uncle Si, Uncle Dave, Posh Tash and The Thin White Duke are here to solve those issues including Rum Butter Recipes, Personal Plate Problems, Devil Child Diaries and a lady laugh that caused an embarrassing leakage!! Send them your...

  29. Ep 50: Dishwasher Divorce, Diet Disaster Pt 2 & Money Mistakes!

    HAPPY ANNIVERSARY US! Yes, we've reached Episode 50 of The Agony Uncles thanks to your support and listening. Thankyou!! In this Golden episode, Uncle Si, Uncle Dave, Posh Tash & The Thin White Duke help with a multitude of misery! From Dishwasher Divorce Dilemma's to Sweet Crushes, there's no...

  30. Ep 49: Boozy Friends, Bent Thingy's & Air Fryer Fun!

    So, here they are again, happy as can be...The Hairy Bikers aka Uncle Si & Uncle Dave are back with their super side-kicks Posh Tash and The Thin White Duke to solve your issues and traumas. This week....Air Fryers...are they really a fad like the Hostess Trolley? What about Bending My Husbands...

  31. Ep 48: Useless Hubby, Best Friend & My Fella & Tofu Tragedy!

    Look at that, another week and another episode of the Agony Uncles! Those Hairy Bikers pool all their knowledge gained at the university of life to solve your issues, along with The Thin White Duke and Posh Tash. This week, The Hopeless Hubby needs help, as does The Best Friend and My…

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  32. Ep 47: Pesto Problems, Too Ugly For Work & Flying Fears!

    There's never a dull moment when you're an Agony Uncle. Giving advice is tiring work but they're up to the challenge especially when assisted by Posh Tash and The Thin White Duke. Just as well when you're faced with Horrible Bosses who say you're Too Ugly For Work! All that plus a Pesto Problem…

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  33. Ep 46: Christmas Vibrator!! Diet Disaster & Eggs!

    They're SUPERHEROES of STRESS though thankfully they wear their underpants on the inside! Uncle Si & Uncle Dave aka THE HAIRY BIKERS are here to solve your worries and woes, with their trusty sidekick Posh Tash and the much-less-hairy voice of vexation The Thin White Duke. This time, they…

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  34. Ep 45: VERY Heavy Petting, In a Viennese Whirl & Hubby Help!

    HAPPY NEW YEAR......well for some of you. For others it's a NIGHTMARE, but don't worry. Uncle Si & Uncle Dave have the answers, along with help from Princess Posh of Poshville...Posh Tash and the voice of vexation....Jeeves. In today's casserole dish of calamity, hear the team solve problems...

  35. Ep 44: Swinging Parents, Bonkers for Bacon & Sprout Shout Out

    Yes, it's that time of the week again, when Uncle Si, Uncle Dave and their less-hairy assistants Posh Tash and The Thin White Duke come together to solve problems, problems, problems. This week, The Secret Swinging Parents cause a family dilemma, Sprouts cause shouting and we also hear from…

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  36. Ep 43: Mad Girlfriends, Batty Granny's & Frozen Wellingtons!

    So this is Christmas....and what have you done?....sent a bunch of issues into the Agony Uncles, that's what! In this festive episode, Uncle Si actually wears a Christmas jumper...sort of, Uncle Dave is full of cheer, Posh Tash has advice for all and The Thin White Duke is connected to the...

  37. Ep 42: Jingle your Bells with the Boss's Wife Snog! Cold Turkey & Party Ruining Gits!

    Ho Ho Ho! Yes, it's an almost-Christmas feel to the Agony Uncles as The Hairy Bikers AKA Uncle Si & Uncle Dave along with their trusty sidekicks Posh Tash & The Thin White Duke solve your terrible troubles, from Turkey Freezy....it is Eazy Peazy? to The Christmas Party Pooper.....I think we all...

  38. Ep 41: Fizzing Willies, Break Up Blues and Perfect Taters!

    Here they are again, those wonders of humanity, Uncle Si & Uncle Dave AKA The Hairy Bikers poised to solve your problems, with the help of Posh Tash and The Thin White Duke. In this episode, Sexy Food Fails involving a very poorly gentleman's vegetables, Pub Problems from a man who just likes it...

  39. Ep 40: Wrong Name Nookie, Meet The Ex & Bank of Mum & Dad

    Returning with their pearls of wisdom, The Hairy Bikers aka The Agony Uncles are back, complete with Posh Tash and The Thin White Duke to take on your troubles. Imagine your partner shouting out the wrong name at the Peak Of Passion....oh dear.....or being told you have to do Christmas Dinner for...

  40. Ep 39: Dirty Habits, Lasagne & Weird Willy Holding??

    Another week, another set of trials and tribulations for The Hairy Bikers aka The Agony Uncles. Yes, Uncle Si & Uncle Dave together with their sometimes-helpful companions Posh Tash & The Thin White Duke take on your troubles from Liquid Lasagne to The Australia Dilemma and along the way solve…

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  41. Ep 38: Curry Worry, Mini-Cheddar Cheek & Best Friend HATES MY FELLA!!!

    Yes, they're back again....The Hairy Bikers return with The Agony Uncles, solving the issues of the nation and in this week's slightly food-based episode, they dig into A Liver Lover's problems, there's a Curry Worry to deal with, a Lazy Blokes Mini Cheddar Cheek and in Confidential Corner..Help!...

  42. Ep 37: Porridge, Boring Husbands, Nights on the Toon and Phone Fails!

    In another super edition of The Agony Uncles, our fave problem solvers, Uncle Si, Uncle Dave, Posh Tash and The Thin White Duke help with your woes and worries. For example, how useful is a 1200 calorie breakfast when you're dieting? Not much. A night in Newcastle? Uncle Si can advise. Solving…

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  43. Ep 36: Nuts, Family Feuds and Drunken Texting! Oh no!!

    Yes, they're back. The Hairy Bikers aka Uncle Si and Uncle Dave ably assisted by Posh Tash & The Thin White Duke this episode they discuss the difference between men and women. Well, sort of. The differences between those who like Marzipan and those who don't more like, PLUS Married? No Thanks!...

  44. Ep 35: Pants Pastry, Non-Foodies & Neighbour Nookie

    Yes, they're back, Uncle Si & Uncle Dave are here to solve your problems with Pastry as well as helping with Bad Brothers and, possible the worst of all, People Who Don't Care About Food!! Add in a Naughty Neighbour and you have a recipe for success!! Gettit!! Email them....

  45. Ep 34: Vesta Chow Mein, Willy Wagglers & Noisy Neighbours

    Yes, they're back. Uncle Si & Uncle Dave aka The Agony Uncles are here to help solve your troubles, be they foodie, or in some cases rudie! This episode, we'll hear about Meals From The Past, as well as The Dating App Full of RUDE MEN!. Then there's the Council Sex Complaint.......it's going to…

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  46. Ep 33: Imposter Syndrome, Bad Babysitters and is Nude too Rude??

    They're back, your favourite problem solving heroes Uncle Si & Uncle Dave AKA The Hairy Bikers here to fix your woes. This episode, How Far Can You Freeze, plus The Babysitting Nightmare. Then there's Imposter Syndrome to deal with and finally Is Nude Too Rude?? Honestly, they can fix anything so...

  47. Ep 32: Poor Pies, Hidden Kids & The WORST 40th pressie ever!

    In this week's Agony Uncles, your old friends the Hairy Bikers, Si King & Dave Myers get to grips with the problems of the day. These include the terrible trouble with Pies, the slightly awkward Child He Forgot To Mention, the Wedding Of The 5 Bentleys and in Confidential Corner, The Worst 40th...

  48. Ep 31: Salad, Friends Fix Up, Fantasies & Wine W****rs

    Your Hairy Helpers Uncle Si & Uncle Dave are on hand, together with Posh Tash and The Thin White Duke to assist in your issues. This episode, hear advice on Salads, Married Friends who INSIST on trying to fix up their single friends, work fantasies and those boring WINE W*****S! Send in your...

  49. Ep 30: Doing it slowly, Doing it TOO slowly & Pants

    Your favourite Uncles of Agony, SI King & Dave Myers aka The Hairy Bikers are back again, like Starsky & Hutch but instead of solving crime, they solve.......you get the idea. Joined by Posh Tash and The Thin White Duke, they have your issues at heart, like the Hot thing that is JUST TOO HOT!!…

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  50. Ep 29: Terrible Teens, Trouble with Toys & CAKE!!

    It's the welcome return of Uncle Si & Uncle Dave as well as Posh Tash and The Thin White Duke to discuss all matters problematic, from a child missing to the horrors of teenage-hood to a question about cake. We love cake. Mmmmmmm.........cake........ Also Si & Dave give their own personal tribute...

About this show

The Hairy Bikers - Agony Uncles -

Si & Dave have lived their lives to the full. They’ve been around the world 4 times. They have experience. Anything you can think of, they’ve either seen it, or done it, or more likely they’ve seen it THEN done it, just to see what ‘it’ was like.

If anyone has answers to life’s problems, it’s the Hairy Bikers.

So share, because they care. Send your problems - culinary, relationship or otherwise to [email protected].

New episodes every Friday.

Hosted by

The Hairy Bikers

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How many episodes does The Hairy Bikers - Agony Uncles have?

The Hairy Bikers - Agony Uncles has 79 episodes on PodParley. The most recent episode was published on August 24, 2023.

What is The Hairy Bikers - Agony Uncles about?

The Hairy Bikers - Agony Uncles - Si & Dave have lived their lives to the full. They’ve been around the world 4 times. They have experience. Anything you can think of, they’ve either seen it, or done it, or more likely they’ve seen it THEN done it, just to see what ‘it’ was like. If anyone has...

How often does The Hairy Bikers - Agony Uncles release new episodes?

The Hairy Bikers - Agony Uncles publishes weekly, based on its 79 episodes since February 2022.

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The Hairy Bikers - Agony Uncles is created and hosted by The Hairy Bikers.
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