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The Half Five Podcast
by The Half Five Podcast
Four colleagues, four mics and plenty to say. Every week, Taylor, Lauren, Gary and Robert will be bringing you hot takes, oversharing and unsolicited advice from different ages and stages of life - think of it as catching up with your funniest pals! Follow us on socials: @halffivepod
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EP 20: Father’s Day
This week is all about our “da’s”. With Father’s Day fast approaching what better topic to discuss. I’m sure you will relate to some of these dad stories, the funny habits, special way they communicate, not listening to us and their obsession with new gadgets. Would we have them any other way?Tell us your dad stories and all the funny little traits they have. Follow us on Instagram and share your stories, follow and subscribe - https://www.instagram.com/halffivepod
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EP 19: Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?
This week we are living in dream land for a minute - what would you do if you won the Euromillions jackpot? Dream house, maybe move abroad, fancy car, help others....let us know.Some controversial takes in this episode that will divide opinion, that's for sure. Got to be in it to win it or in someone in the podcasts case...in it, not to win it.Follow us, rate us and tell us what would you do with that kind of money? at - https://www.instagram.com/halffivepod
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EP 18: Maggie Murphy
This week we are taking it back to childhood - what are things you believed were real as a child? Plus, have you ever heard anyone compare WWE to Coronation Street before? Let us know what you thought was real as a child over on our Instagram : @halffivepod
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EP 17: Toes Oot On The Plane?
The sun is out this week and we are talking all things holidays! From annoying holiday reps to unfortunate incidents in aeroplane toilets and that sweet, sweet feeling when you step off of a plane in a warm country, we are covering all the stops when it comes to holidays - I mean, it's basically summer, so why not? Plus, would you take your socks off on a plane? Let us know over on Instagram - @halffivepod
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EP 16: Survival of the Stupidest
This week, we are revealing the results of our Same Day, Game Day Cup - with some controversy, obviously. 100 Roberts vs. one gorilla - who would win? Find out our hypothetical strategy and how much faith we have in Robert. Also, we channel our inner David Attenborough with our top survival tips against...alligators? (please don't take our advice we don't even know the difference between alligators and crocodiles)
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EP 15: Same Day, Game Day
Tensions are running high in this week's episode with our Same Day Game Day Cup - we discuss our celebrity 5-a-side football teams - BUT you must share a birthday. And find out more about your hosts with Robert's quiz - expect fall outs, overreactions and Derry Girls impressionsWhose team will come out on top? Vote for your favourite over on our Instagram - @halffivepod
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EP 14: What You So Feart Of?
This week, we are talking about a Bebo favourite - What is your biggest fear? From rational to irrational, we cover them all - the dark, bugs, goths, liking old pictures, the size of the universe and questioning life - turns out we are feart of a lot more than we think!
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EP 13: Master Complainers
Today, we are talking complaints! We are having a good old moan about things that annoy us (surprise, surprise) and Gary reveals himself as a true Karen. Would you ever complain in a restaurant or a drive thru? Follow us on Instagram: @halffivepod
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EP 12: Things That Feel Illegal
Have you ever seen or done something that’s not illegal but feels like it should be? We are discussing these different scenarios, from baths during the day to going outside with your pyjamas on and more. Should peeing in the shower be illegal, split opinions in this episode….it gets heated, reputations ruined 😂 Songs that kill the mood at a party with some funny stories around personal experiences and hear our controversial opinion on ABBA. Follow, rate us and subscribe to hear new episodes every Thursday. Find us on Instagram -https://www.instagram.com/halffivepod
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EP 11: In Case of Emergency
Would you trust us to save your life? We wouldn't! This week we are discussing career changes in the emergency services and educating Lauren on what a paratrooper is. The education continues as we delve into the world of morris dancing tiktok and we also discuss our experiences through lockdown - from pots and pans to key workers to touching grass!
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EP 10: Gone In 60 Seconds
We’ve made to 10! This week, Robert, Gary, Lauren, and Taylor dive into some wild “what would you do?” scenarios.First up—something happens at night in your house, and you’ve got 60 seconds to grab whatever you can before escaping. What do you take? From Safes to blankets, all the essentials and non essentials. Next, we get into a heated discussion about takeaway food—our favorites, the drama of ordering and collecting, and how our families handle it (because let’s be honest, there’s always drama). Hear Gary’s prawn cracker experiment. Then, we get deep: If we could swap lives with someone else on the podcast for a week, who would we pick and why? The answers might surprise you!And of course, there’s more, because we can’t stop talking.Don’t miss this episode—it’s packed with laughs, debates, and some seriously tough choices!👉 Listen now and let us know—what would YOU do in these situations?Follow us on Instagram -https://www.instagram.com/halffivepodSubscribe, rate and follow. New episodes every Thursday
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EP 9: Rant Roulette
This week, we’re letting loose with a no-holds-barred Rant Roulette! From football rituals and ridiculous superstitions to road rage moments and daily annoyances—we’re calling it all out. • Gary’s game-day outfit: A fashion statement or a curse? • Lauren’s winter car cover struggle: Necessary or just a hassle? • Taylor’s road rage rules: Who really has the right of way? • Robert’s superstition showdown: Are new shoes on the table really bad luck?Plus, hear how Gary hilariously embarrassed himself at work!Hit play for unfiltered rants, unexpected laughs, and a little chaos.Follow us on Instagram and get involved in the chat - https://www.instagram.com/halffivepod/ Subscribe, rate and follow 😀
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EP 8: If I Could Turn Back Time
This week we discuss historic events that we would travel back to see and be part of. From landing on the moon to Loudon Castle, Victorian times and WW2 and more. Delving into school memories from Taylor’s Commonwealth Games celebration, Lauren’s school being called Taylor, Gary talking about lunch money inflation and Robert getting skanted at PE and lots more funny stories. Follow us and get involved in the chat. Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/halffivepod/ Subscribe, rate and comment and new episodes every Thursday
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EP 7: And the Oscar goes to…
In this episode, we dive into all things Oscars—this years nominations, breaking down past winners, shocking snubs (how did Shawshank Redemption and The Dark Knight miss out?), and debating the best sequels of all time. Plus, we explore movies that absolutely don’t need a sequel and take a fun detour into the world of ice skating and roller skating and bike rides. It’s a wild ride from Hollywood to the rink—tune in now!Follow us on Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/halffivepod/
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EP 6: But How?
This week, we are asking the questions that REALLY matter: Is The Range really called The ORange? How does paracetamol know where the pain is? How do roundabouts work? and HOW can you see the moon everywhere you go? Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/halffivepod/
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EP 5: Bowling For Gold
We are all about the scran in this week's episode of The Half Five Podcast - we are talking meal deals, cereal for dinner and Spud-U-Like (?)Also, find out which Olympic sports we would be winning gold in and why bowls is only a Commonwealth sport (JUSTICE FOR THE BOOLS) Follow us on instagram: https://www.instagram.com/halffivepod/
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EP 4: From Half Five with Love
"Baby, lock the door and turn the lights down low" . This week is our Valentine's Day special and all about the love.From first dates to favourite rom coms and talking about the real relationship stuff.Also find out how Gary becomes a founding member of Tesco, Wee Helen welcoming Taylor back from her first date, Lauren's favourite rom com and Robert trying to be romantic.Follow us on Instagramhttps://www.instagram.com/halffivepod/
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EP 3: That's Plenty
From Sitcoms to Soundtracks: Still Game, Friends, Biopics & Shrek Impressions! In this episode, we dive into classic sitcoms like Still Game and Friends, debating their best moments and lasting impact. We also discuss potential Super Bowl halftime acts and dream up biopics - including a deep dive into the rumoured George Michael biopic. Film fans, you're in for a treat! We break down the greatest movie soundtracks of all time, including Shrek and attempt some (questionable) impressions and accents along the way. Tune in for laughs, nostalgia and some bold opinions! Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/halffivepod/
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EP 2: Hear Me Out
Welcome back to the Half Five Podcast! This week we are talking celebrity hear me outs, death row meals and Super Boaby 🫣(it's not what you think) Follow us on Instagram: @halffivepod
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EP 1: Off The Clock and On The Mic
Welcome to the pilot episode of The Half Five Podcast, where the conversation takes unexpected turns from icks, to dugs, to Peggy Mitchell🫣 Follow us on instagram @halffivepod and let us know what your icks are - don't hold back!
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Welcome to The Half Five Podcast!
Welcome to The Half Five Podcast! This is a sneak peek of what we have to come every Thursday... hot takes, oversharing and unsolicited advice. Follow our instagram @halffivepod for extra content and behind the scenes!
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
Four colleagues, four mics and plenty to say. Every week, Taylor, Lauren, Gary and Robert will be bringing you hot takes, oversharing and unsolicited advice from different ages and stages of life - think of it as catching up with your funniest pals! Follow us on socials: @halffivepod
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