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The Hammerbarn Project
by Frank, Brendan, Marty
We're just three blokes talking about the amazing Australian animation Bluey. Wackadoo!
Episodes
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K9 News: Bluey The Movie Teaser
We know you've seen it - now lets talk about it. the most devisive 1 minute trailer in the history of Bluey.
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Parenting Tip (The Dump)
When is it safe to throw out kids artwork? We attempt to answer the impossible.
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Long Dog Silver (Pirates)
SorryNotSorry for all the accents.
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Hurry Up and Wait (Sticky Gecko)
Gotchya.
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Bro-nana Bread (Cafe)
Bromance is in the air. Everywhere I look around. And I don't know if I smell bread. And there's sugar packets on the ground. But it's something that bears repeating. When I hear that wonderful sound.
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Cleanliness is Next to Dogliness (Dirt)
Duda-da-dudaa! Dirt!
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Democracy Sausagedog (Circus)
Voting! Sausages! Hercules! What more could you ask for?
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Funic-blue-lì, Funic-blue-là (Daddy Putdown)
Chekovs Swing. Mussolini. Well we're not doing that! Subsets and kids. Fun parents? The best Queensland ever. And some other stuff.
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MINISODES - First Bite!
What's better than one Bluey episode? As they used to say in the arcades: MULTI-BALL! The boy chat to the first bit(e) of the hilarious Minisodes.
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BORT BORT BORT BORT... (Mini-Bluey)
It's a Christmas episode? In June? I mean, why let a silly thing like timelines keep a good dog down, right? There's weird Brendan stories, wonderful Marty bare bones and much more in this rainbow kaleidoscope of an episode. Because seriously, how good is double Bingo???
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K9 News: Bluey's World!
He's been talking about it for ages but Frank has FINALLY been to the promised land of Queensland and the meca of Bluey's World. If you've already booked your tickets and don't want spoilers, maybe this pause this episode for a bit.! Learn about this amazing experience from out first hand...
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Left Leaning Letterbox (Tradies)
Need some help around the home? Feeling emasculated? 3 or 4 days work? Did you hear about Ryans boat? Hear about Brendans Euro-adventures. (You have been warned!) All this plus an Aussie comedians finest work.
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The Good, The Bad, And The Fluffy (Smoochy Kiss)
Be more Romance! But also ewwww. Are biscuits in season? Gotta take the good with the bad - including parts of songs. Bandit is laying it on THICK - and we are here for it! You never thought there'd be a ven diagram of Bluey and Metal Gear Solid but, here we are. Does Brendan have a ghost in his...
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K9 News: Popcorn and Thanks
It's a massive day in Bluey's world. The biggest and most joyous news we could hope for - contrasted with some trifficult news. But don't cry because things change, celebrate that it happened at all. In addition, we kinda get a little Back To the Future in explaining our future drops. We love you...
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...And That's What It's All About! (The Decider)
Sport and sport-adjacent things. Three SA boys attempt to explain the fever of State of Origin to internationals, and indeed themselves. Can two tribes ever truely co-exist? Blue v Maroon, Pat v Janel, Brendan v the English language. Dings all round.
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K9 News: Patreon Launch!
Um so, we're doing a thing. If you like what we do and don't mind supporting the show, find our thing at https://www.patreon.com/hammerbarnproject Become a part of our growing HBP Discord to chat with all the cool kids! I promise parents, Discord is really easy to use. Any probs, just send us…
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Loophemisms (Dunny)
If you don’t like the word Dunny, this episode might not be for you. But we do provide lots alternatives! The Etsy monster makes a terrifying appearance alongside lots of visual jokes (sorry) and the house always wins in this family-centric bottle episode. And we finally address that bursting...
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Time Machines (Surprise!)
To everyones great surprise, we haven't gone away! Just life got in the way! So lets use our time machines and pretend like we never left. There's talk about school introductions, Chattermax instructions while Marty needs his MT time and Brendan self-referencing The Sign. Too much chat about the...
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K9 News: We'll See... JOE AGAIN!
Well if you thought we had too much fun in Sydney, wait till you hear the giggles in our voice when we chat to the man himself JOE BRUMM! We deep dive into all things "The Sign". Does the longer format help or hinder? How often did Joe move house? (No we don't have his address) We learn the…
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K9 News: The Sign World Premier!
Let us tell you about our weekend. It's no big deal really. We were just among the first people in the WORLD to see the latest Bluey episode THE SIGN. And we three 'Barners travelled interstate to do so. So yeah, nothing major to report.... OH MY GAWDFASGDAJ OSPADG NSWADG NKNF. @LB !!!!!1!!1!!!
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You're Our Hero, Bingo (Curry Quest)
What defines a hero? Is it historical? Are they from Lord of the Rings? Is it Dog Tropes? Is it quirks of the English language? And Magpies - are they friend, or foe? We invent a new wedding idea that might just take off. Are scarfs common place in Brisbane? Every good episode deserves a montage...
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K9 NEWS: Hardware Deals and Big Revals
Look, the term "exciting episode" gets thrown around a lot. But this legitimately is one for the ages. There is an actual HAMMERBARN - for real life - and we were there. Incredibly, that's not even the biggest news of this ep! It's so big, Brendan forgets how to speak - which is ironic…
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Tails Never Fails (Cubby)
This episode builds, and builds and.... wait what was I saying again? Just follow the instructions Frank! How many rooms is too many rooms? Just ask KimJim. There's a Community reference, poorly done sponsorship drop (not an actual sponsor), more Cricket chat because we can, ruined water cool…
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Ruff Sketches (Escape)
Ok - we get it. And don't worry, it's addressed right at the top. Welcome to our nightmare! A place where Marty keeps speaking, Brendan keeps tenuous-ing and Frank gets called out by Ludo staff. But there's also plenty of Tolkein plot-holes, Warner Bros parallels, Coconut drinks and cross…
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Behind the Bowlers Arm (Cricket)
This episode is a tribute to the greatest game - nay religion - of them all. With a runtime nearly as long as a Test Match, the boys delve into Australia’s national pastime and ask the impossible: How did Ludo sum up a global sport, in under 7mins? You better believe there is recounting of past...
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Barkimedes’ Principle (Seesaw)
In an episode with literal ups and downs, we feature tonally different vibes, geo-politics and some classic kids books. Was it all part of Bandits master plan - or did he “Just do up his shoe”? How does Stranger Things fit into this and how can Brendan tenuously link it to Indiana Jones? Check…
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Shake It Unlike A Polaroid Picture (Bob Bilby)
Is Marty a Robot? Is Bob Bilby real? Is Brendan a Thief? Is Outkast's song a certified banger? Who wants some Woofles? Is this the best *adult* joke in the whole series? What colour tape is best? Does the garage exist outside of time and space? All this and more, after a word from our sponsor…
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Let it Go, Babe (Stickbird)
We’re back! And it’s about time for a musical intro – but you might be surprised at who the performer is... Lots of rolled up newspaper in this one as we explore the themes and lessons aimed at both kid and adult. Simpsons references are followed by the creation of the Brenny Decimal System. Both...
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Unprepared (Onesies)
*Deep Inhale* Ok - lets do this.
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She Told You She Would (Driving)
There’s an aggressive Columbian Drug lord – and her name is Agatha. She is feared throughout the land for her curtain destroying powers. But it’s not as destroyed as Frank’s back lawn. Has Brendan given up? Did we witness a sneaky cameo of Wintons Mum? There are 5 minute timers, sunroof mishaps…
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Higher, Softer, Warmer (Blue Mountains)
Golly Gosh – these intros are somehow getting worse. But there’s always Pasito and an ultra-consistent Marty. Local sponsorship in the wings? Lots Dad-bod jokes to be made here. Why is Brenny’s dad bald – listen to find out. Frank gets frustrated at a reoccurring joke… Some interesting camera...
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WE CANOOOE! (Grandad)
Just when you thought we'd run out of Arnie movies, Marty hunts the big game. It's a fast paced episode so Frank gets right to it: Who the Real Star of the show is. There's stories of our own grandads, Hobbit references, the awkward passage of time and even some mis-use of the ding. Inbarks and...
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Asimov's Dog (Daddy Robot)
A tale as old as time - when the machines rise up against us. But before that, hear how another type of machine interrupted Frank and Marty's holiday... With sci-fi references galore (and yes, Arnie) this ep will have you reaching for the history books and films you should have long ago consumed....
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Too Good (Bedroom)
For everyone that’s ever moved house - this one is for you! In our disorganised episode ever we ask the hard questions: Can siblings really share THIS well? Is Bandit the comeback king? Which box has all our stuff in it?!??
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BONJOUR (Pavlova)
Ceci est la description de l'épisode. It's another international episode where Bandit absolutely steals the show. There's some amazing suss looks, quips and a well-worn phrase book. Frank describes a For Real Life for the ages - it's all a big game of Risk. And Beans. Discothèque.
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Bark Side of the Moon (Bin Night)
Look to da Luna! Today we bury the lead – but not before Frank jumps the gun yet again. Marty blows us away with a stunning Bare Bones that has to be heard to be believed. It’s the debut of the mighty Aussie (British?) wheelie bin and of our good friend Doreen! There’s some great band names in…
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Your Loss, Bosco (Double Babysitter)
It’s double the fun, double the romance and doubly silly. Because, it’s us! The Hammerbarn Project Presents: A tale as old as time - Fisky and the Dragon. But is he as stinky as he pretends? *Shrug* Probably. We follow up on the Jared Connection Theory and learn that kids really do say the…
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K9 NEWS: More Joff! (Pt2)
We're back! He's back! It's back-2-back episodes! The delightful Joff Bush continues to put up with our questions, Brendans over-abundant exuberance and the dreaded egg timer. There's tales from the studio, Joff actually plays some instruments for us (!!!), more Cat-Squad and the worlds most…
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K9 News: Joff Bush! (Pt1)
Look, the man needs no introduction, but you can bet that Brendan gets a little over excited and does it anyway. The supremely talented Joff Bush stops by Hammerbarn and chats to us about all things Music, Bluey, DanceMode and Hampster Dance. He's been given the green light to be as nerdy as...
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#55: Acting Shellfishly (Tickle Crabs)
Warning: This episode may trigger severe bouts of Parents PTSD. Enter bravely ye of little tickle experience – for the crabs of the ancestors are upon us! Along our treacherous journey ye may encounter such perils as strange Hide-and-seek practices, a father who is never at work and those Juicy...
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K9 NEWS: Season 3.7115 coming soon!
Brendan is excited. We’re all excited. You SHOULD be excited. Season ~3.7115 (yes, that’s mathematically correct) is coming and there is MUCH to discuss. And to listen too! New songs to listen too! And in typical chaotic fashion, we recorded this 24hrs before the amazing Rain track dropped! What…
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The ConnectorPen CorrectorMen (Rug Island)
Sorry for the delay folks – but to make it up to you, we bring you an extended episode of one of the most magical Bluey eps ever. Rug Island – it’s a magical place. Time has no meaning, Pens are the tools of the gods and some very Adelaide-specific references fly overhead. In the wafting breeze…
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Again! (The Show)
Roll up! Roll up! Wag those tails and get your opera glasses ready, its time for The Show! First the flying Airbenders performing a obscure niche reference act. Next, Brendan the Sensitive Guy feels emotions and invests deeply in other peoples relationships. The fantastic Rainbow Baby gives...
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Barkwards (Chickenrat)
When is the beginning the end? When it's a Chickenrat of course! This episode is all back-to-front and is punctuated by some truely magical moments. Bingo can't math, Bandit's delaying tactics are second to none and the makeup of a Chickenrat is brought into disrepute. And Billy Joel. It really…
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How Good is the Everything (Space)
After our massive milestone there was only one way to celebrate - by finally relenting to the black-hole-level pressure applied by Marty. Yes folks, we're going to Space. In what might be the most emotionally nuanced and longest episode we've ever done, Marty makes multiple multi-layered sci-fi...
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50th Episodes Are Just The Beginning! (BBQ)
Aaaaand yes! With a quick upload they've done it - a well made 50 on debut. Though there were some question marks heading into this innings, Hammerbarn shall not be denied! In celebration of the milestone, the lads go to where it all began - that's right, we record ON LOCATION at our local...
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Happy New Near! (Whale Watching)
Merry Merry NuNear listeners! It’s a new year and you’re STILL listening to us? What a cause for celebration – but not TOO much celebration. Cause thar be whale watching in the morning to do! To ring in the new year we re-open our InBarks to respond to you lovely people who took the time. In our...
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Proper Custard (Veranda Santa)
And so this is Christmas. And what have you done? A poorly placed Uncle Stripe - Bluey bitten on the thumb. In a Hammerbarn first, the team have a trio of roving reports too cross back and forth with, as they honor a local tradition of attending the local Pageant. Err, by attending I mean…
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Derailed (Trains)
Toot toot! Yep, Brendan brings props. Sorry. The worlds of public transport collide (figuratively) in an Adelaide vs Sydney vs Brisbane showdown! Are trains romantic or have we romanticised that fact? And yes there might be wormhole theory on the tracks but listen, the rules still apply mate....
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