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The Hapatarians Show

by The Hapatarians

Giving you a unique slant on the world today.

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Episodes

  1. Episode 85: Shane Gillis Looks Like A Gas Station Egg

    We talk about Shane Gillis' SNL Monologue and how controversial and terrible it was plus the tie between the Redskins (Commanders) and the Giants which was way worse and controversial and terrible.

  2. The 38th Parallel: Watch This and Get $5000

    We talk about this, that, and other things.

  3. Episode 83: Converse Ad Stirs Controversy; Caleb Williams Hurt

    We're back by popular demand and talking about the Converse Ad, Caleb WIlliams getting hurt, Ted Cruz saying it's the most consequential election of our lifetime, introducing Alan to Jerry Banfield, and more.

  4. 2025-26 NFL All Pro All Loser Team

    We make a list of the 2025-26 NFL All pro all loser team which is players from teams that didn't make the playoffs.

  5. Super Bowl LX Preview, NFL Honors

    We go over Super Bowl LX, the NFL Honors awards and the latest Hall of Fame inductees, and more.

  6. NFL Divisional Round: John Harbaugh Hired, Mike Tomlin Steps Down

    We go over the divisional round games, John Harbaugh becoming the next Head Coach of the New York Giants, Mike Tomlin stepping down as the Pittsburgh Steelers Head Coach, and more.

  7. NFL Wild Card Weekend and The Coaching Carousel

    We preview Wild Card Weekend, go over the coaching carousel and the teams looking for a new Head Coach, and more.

  8. NFL Week 17 Preview: The Vikings Beat the Lions on Christmas

    We talk about the games on Christmas, discuss the expansion of football games to streaming services, and much more.

  9. NFL Week 16 Preview: Mahomes and Parsons' Injuries, Tua Benched, Rams vs Seahawks TNF Thriller

    We discuss the TNF game between the Rams and Seahawks, the latest on the playoff picture, the Patrick Mahomes and Micah Parsons' injuries, Tua getting benched, and more.

  10. NFL Week 15 Preview: Philip Rivers is Back!

    We discuss Philip Rivers coming back to play for the Indianapolis Colts, Joe Burrow possibly thinking about retirement, and more.

  11. NFL Week 14 Preview: The Final Stretch For the Playoffs

    We go over the final stretch for teams vying for a playoff spot and more NFL news.

  12. NFL Week 13 Preview: Thanksgiving Rewind!

    We go over the Thanksgiving games, discuss whether the Los Angeles Rams are the best team in the NFL right now, and more.

  13. NFL Week 12 Preview: 49ers Void Brandon Aiyuk's 2026 Contract Guarantees, Shedeur Sanders to Start

    We discuss the 49ers voiding Brandon Aiyuk's 2026 contract guarantees, Shedeur Sanders to get his 1st start for the Browns and much more.

  14. NFL Week 11 Preview: Brock Purdy Named 49ers Starter, Race for the Number One Draft Pick

    We discuss Brian Daboll being fired as Giants Head Coach, Brock Purdy being named the starter against the Cardinals, the race for the number one draft pick in the 2026 NFL Draft, and much more.

  15. NFL Week 9 Preview: Midseason Power Rankings and Report Card

    We go over our midseason power rankings and report card. What have we gotten right and/or wrong so far?

  16. NFL Week 8 Preview: Chargers beat Vikings on TNF, Giants give up 33 points against the Broncos

    We discuss Thursday night's game between the Vikings and the Chargers, the Giants giving up 33 points in the 4th Quarter against the Broncos, and more.

  17. NFL Week 7 Preview: The IcyHot Bowl, Brian Callahan fired, Patrick Mahomes MVP?

    We discuss the Thursday Night Football game between the Steelers and the Bengals, Brian Callahan being fired and who else could get the pink slip, whether Patrick Mahomes should be the NFL MVP right now, and more.

  18. NFL Week 6 Preview: Titans get first win over Cardinals; Jets still winless

    We go over the Titans getting their first win over the Cardinals, the Jets still being winless, Joe Flacco going to the Bengals, and more.

  19. NFL Week 5 Preview: Quarterback Controversy for the 49ers?; Dillon Gabriel to start for the Browns

    We preview week 5, talk about the Thursday Night Football game between the Rams and 49ers, and more.

  20. NFL Week 4 Preview: Blocked Field Goals, Only 6 Teams Remain Undefeated.

    We go over Giants HC Brian Daboll going with Jaxson Dart over Russell Wilson, Micah Parsons’s return to Dallas, our inaugural Power Rankings, and more.

  21. NFL Week 3 Preview: Do the Indianapolis Colts Have a Top 5 Offense?, Is Baker Mayfield a Top 10 QB?

    We talk about whether the Indianapolis Colts are a top 5 offense, if Baker Mayfield has solidified himself as a top 10 QB, whether the Philadelphia Eagles are regressing in the passing game, wonder which 0-2 teams will make the playoffs, if any 2-0 teams will NOT make the playoffs, and more.

  22. NFL Week 2 Preview: Are the Packers and Eagles the Best Teams in the NFC?, Are the 49ers Screwed?

    We talk about whether the Packers or Eagles are the best team in the NFC, how screwed are the 49ers with all their injuries, if Mike McDaniel will make it the whole season, and more NFL news.

  23. 2025-26 NFL Week 1 Preview: CMC Has A Calf Injury, Ryan Clark Dismisses Peter Schrager

    We go into NFL talk this week (and the rest of the NFL season) going over the Thursday Night game, previewing the rest of week 1's games, and other NFL related news.

  24. Episode 62 - Is The Howard Stern Show Over?

    We discuss The Howard Stern Show possibly ending, wild animals, and other wild things.

  25. Episode 61 - Fans Have Been Throwing WILD Objects Onto WNBA Courts

    We talk about fans throwing green objects onto WNBA courts, Sydney Sweeney in an American Eagle ad, and more risque things.

  26. Episode 60 - 60 Episodes! CBS Cancels Late Show with Stephen Colbert

    We discuss CBS cancelling the Late Show with Stephen Colbert, ending the Late Show entirely in May of 2026, plus more things that are sort of important and may be life or death. Who knows? Maybe, if you look behind you, you'll see us waving hi to you. Or maybe not? Look! Behind You!

  27. Episode 59 - Why Are We Still Talking About Jeffrey Epstein?

    We talk about the Jeffrey Epstein case fallout, plus other things not as cringe as that.

  28. Episode 58 - Tucker Carlson vs. Ted Cruz, Donald Trump Blasts Intelligence Community Over Iran

    We discuss Tucker Carlson vs. Ted Cruz, whether Mike Lee wants to sell American Land to the highest bidder, Donald Trump says his intelligence community is wrong about Iran, and more before WWIII and global warming happens and destroys us all.

  29. Episode 57 - Episode 57 - Israel Strikes Iran, Elon Musk Apologizes to Donald Trump, Alex Padilla Handcuffed

    We go nuclear discussing Israel striking Iran, Elon Musk tweets an apology to Donald Trump, Alex Padilla gets handcuffed, and more things to prepare for WWIII in this explosive episode that will destroy your expectations.

  30. Episode 56 - Donald Trump vs. Elon Musk, Dave Portnoy Yelling At Kirk Minihane, Aaron Rodgers is Now a Pittsburgh Steeler

    We will be talking about Donald Trump vs. Elon Musk, Aaron Rodgers officially a Pittsburgh Steeler (unless he fails a physical), Dave Portnoy yelling at Kirk Minihane, and that's it. Nothing else matters. Follow Alan on Twitter: https://twitter.com/AlanMosleyTV alanmosley.tv Follow Shaine on...

  31. Episode 55 - Fan Sues NFL For $100 Million Over Shedeur Sanders' Sliding in the Draft

    We go over some important topics, not so important topics and the most important topic of all; a new Tom Myers' monologue. Follow Alan on Twitter: https://twitter.com/AlanMosleyTValanmosley.tvFollow Shaine on Twitter: https://twitter.com/thehapatarian

  32. Episode 54 - Bill Belichick's Awkward Interview, Shedeur Sanders Is a Cleveland Brown

    We go over Bill Belichick's awkward interview, Shedeur Sander being drafted by the Cleveland Browns, Donald Trump's first (second) 100 days, another funny Tom Myers monologue, and so much more that my head hurts just thinking about it. Follow Alan on Twitter: https://twitter.com/AlanMosleyTV...

  33. Episode 53 - Shedeur Sanders Wasn't Drafted In Day 1 of the NFL Draft

    We talk about Pete Buttigieg on Flagrant, then really get into why Shedeur Sanders not being drafted in Day 1 of the NFL Draft. Follow Alan on Twitter: https://twitter.com/AlanMosleyTValanmosley.tvFollow Shaine on Twitter: https://twitter.com/thehapatarian

  34. Episode 52 - JD Vance Drops the CFP National Championship Trophy

    We have amazing banter, watch JD Vance drop the CFP national championship trophy, critique another Tom Myers monologue to put us in a good mood, and other things that are so controversial that we may get suspended. Follow Alan on Twitter: https://twitter.com/AlanMosleyTValanmosley.tvFollow Shaine...

  35. Episode 51 - Will Stephen A. Smith Run For President?, Dave Portnoy Voting Democrat?

    We discuss Stephen A. Smith no longer ruling out running for US President, Dave Portnoy saying he'd vote Democrat if his stocks keep going down, and other things. Follow Alan on Twitter: https://twitter.com/AlanMosleyTValanmosley.tvFollow Shaine on Twitter: https://twitter.com/thehapatarian

  36. Episode 50 - Trump's Tariffs, Bill Burr Says Journalists Need to Get Their Balls Back

    We celebrate 50 episodes of the show and have some great banter, possibly followed by discussing Trump's Tariffs, Bill Burr saying journalists need to get their balls back, another knee-slapper of a Tom Myers monologue, and maybe more. Follow Alan on Twitter:...

  37. Episode 49 - Glenn Jacobs Challenges Tim Walz to a Wrestling Match (For Charity)

    After some long banter, we go over the war plans controversy, Governor Hot Wheels, Donald Trump endorsing Lindsay Graham, Glenn Jacobs challenging TIm Walz to a Wrestling Match, another hilarious Tom Myers monologue, and more dumb stuff. Follow Alan on Twitter:...

  38. Episode 48 - Thomas Massie vs Donald Trump, Catturd Melts Down

    We discuss Thomas Massie vs Donald Trump, a Columbia University Human Rights fellow convicted for having a slave, and some more stories that fell through the cracks. Follow Alan on Twitter: https://twitter.com/AlanMosleyTValanmosley.tvFollow Shaine on Twitter: https://twitter.com/thehapatarian

  39. Episode 47 - That Was NOT the State of the Union Address

    We discuss what was said during President Donald Trump's Congressional Address, Gavin Newsom's new podcast and wonder why he's doing it, another review of Tom Myers' monologue in his latest podcast episode, and a lot more stuff for sure. Follow Alan on Twitter:...

  40. Episode 46 - The Epstein Files (Phase 1), Epic Trump-Zelenskyy Meeting

    We talk about the flawless Epstein Files: Phase 1 release, the epic Trump/Vance/Zelenskyy meeting, and Alan is introduced to the best joke writer of all time, Tom Myers!Follow Alan on Twitter: https://twitter.com/AlanMosleyTValanmosley.tvFollow Shaine on Twitter: https://twitter.com/thehapatarian

  41. Episode 45 - Trevor Noah Suggests Segregation Should Be Reintegrated

    We make fun of Maine Governor Janet Mills, Trevor Noah suggesting segregation, Mitch McConnell not seeking reelection, and a whole lot more that we can cram into our Joe Rogan style show. Follow Alan on Twitter: https://twitter.com/AlanMosleyTValanmosley.tvFollow Shaine on Twitter:...

  42. Episode 44 - Drill Baby Drill

    We discuss the IRS having mass layoffs, drill baby drill, and the rest of the billion things that happened this week.Follow Alan on Twitter: https://twitter.com/AlanMosleyTValanmosley.tvFollow Shaine on Twitter: https://twitter.com/thehapatarian

  43. Episode 43 - Donald Trump Wants America To Takeover Gaza?

    We discuss Donald Trump and Benjamin Netanyahu's press conference, DOGE doing things, and we play the first (and last?) installment of "Who Did It Better?".Follow Alan on Twitter: https://twitter.com/AlanMosleyTValanmosley.tvFollow Shaine on Twitter: https://twitter.com/thehapatarian

  44. Episode 42 - White House To Allow Independent Media In Press Briefings

    We talk about independent media being allowed in press briefings, and maybe some other things. Follow Alan on Twitter: https://twitter.com/AlanMosleyTV alanmosley.tv Follow Shaine on Twitter: https://twitter.com/thehapatarian

  45. Episode 41 - Donald Trump Pardons Ross Ulbricht

    We talk about Donald Trump pardoning Ross Ulbricht, the January 6 Defendants, and more. Follow Alan on Twitter: https://twitter.com/AlanMosleyTV alanmosley.tv Follow Shaine on Twitter: https://twitter.com/thehapatarian

  46. Episode 40 - Bill Burr Praises California Leadership During LA Fires

    We talk about Bill Burr on Jimmy Kimmel Live! giving praise to California leadership during the LA fires, and more. Follow Alan on Twitter: https://twitter.com/AlanMosleyTV alanmosley.tv Follow Shaine on Twitter: https://twitter.com/thehapatarian

  47. Episode 39 - Heads Explode Over Donald Trump's Cabinet Nominations

    We talk about Donald Trump's cabinet nominations and how they're making people's heads explode. Follow Alan on Twitter: https://twitter.com/AlanMosleyTV alanmosley.tv Follow Shaine on Twitter: https://twitter.com/thehapatarian

  48. Episode 38 - Donald Trump Wins, Kamala Harris Loses

    We discuss Donald Trump becoming the 47th President of the United States, the epic reactions to it, and other things that will make us laugh and cry. Follow Alan on Twitter: https://twitter.com/AlanMosleyTV alanmosley.tv Follow Shaine on Twitter: https://twitter.com/thehapatarian

  49. Episode 37 - Are You Garbage?

    We talk about Puerto Rico, garbage Americans, and some other things if we can get to it. We talk about some important decisions we have to make regarding the most important election of our lifetime. Follow Alan on Twitter: https://twitter.com/AlanMosleyTV alanmosley.tv Follow Shaine on Twitter:...

  50. Episode 36 - I'm Voting For Kamala Harris

    We talk about some important decisions we have to make regarding the most important election of our lifetime. Follow Alan on Twitter: https://twitter.com/AlanMosleyTV alanmosley.tv Follow Shaine on Twitter: https://twitter.com/thehapatarian

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