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The Hat Decides Podcast

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The Hat Decides Podcast.Unlimited topics. No point.Three idiots and occasional guest-hosts discuss topics suggested by the listeners.It's unrehearsed, unedited, unimportant and utterly irrelevant.Email your suggestions to be entered into the hat to [email protected]

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Episodes

  1. Stranded Island again Part III

    Three idiots discuss topics suggested by the listeners. Its unrehearsed, unedited, unimportant and utterley irrelevant. Thank god its the last episode of the Stranded Island Songs Part III. Dont forget to wait till the end to hear a dedicated version of Barbera Dickson and Elaine Paige "I knew…

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  2. Stranded Island again Part II

    Three idiots discuss topics suggested by the listeners. Its unrehearsed, unedited, unimportant and utterley irrelevant. Its Matthews turn to tell us his 5 Guilty Pleasure songs as we take another trip to the Stranded Island Songs You can email us on [email protected] Twitter us on...

  3. Stranded Island again part I

    Three idiots discuss topics suggested by the listeners. Its unrehearsed, unedited, unimportant and utterley irrelevant. We return again to the Stranded Island where we discuss "Guilty Pleasures" This is part I of III You can email us on [email protected] Twitter us on...

  4. The "CCCCC"

    Three idiots discuss topics suggested by the listeners. Its unrehearsed, unedited, unimportant and utterley irrelevant. We record this when we are in London for the Super Comic Con. As usual we argue about who has the worst cosplay. Tim challenges Matt to a Scampi and Chips x 3 You can email us…

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  5. There is always two, me and you!

    Three idiots discuss topics suggested by the listeners. Its unrehearsed, unedited, unimportant and utterley irrelevant. Jon wants to talk movie franchise! Whos the best and the biggest? You can email us on [email protected] Twitter us on www.twitter.com/thehatdecides

  6. It'll be like The Monkeys!

    Three idiots discuss topics suggested by the listeners. Its unrehearsed, unedited, unimportant and utterley irrelevant. 1. Could we live together? 2. What would our last meal be? You can email us on [email protected] Twitter us on www.twitter.com/thehatdecides

  7. Phones in your eyes!?

    Three idiots discuss topics suggested by the listeners. Its unrehearsed, unedited, unimportant and utterley irrelevant. Matt decides he wants to put suggestions into the hat. This was a mistake but it ends up in a quickfire round! Then by popular demand (by us) its the new game show "TV anthems...

  8. Meoow, Meow Meow, Meeeooow

    Three idiots discuss topics suggested by the listeners. Its unrehearsed, unedited, unimportant and utterley irrelevant. We create one of the best game shows ever.. Then we discuss a subject about finding out your parents are swiingers and your Dad might not be your Dad.... You can email us on...

  9. Goat F****r

    Three idiots discuss topics suggested by the listeners. Its unrehearsed, unedited, unimportant and utterley irrelevant. This week one of our listeners sends in a new game for us to play. Its called "Would you rather..." You can email us on [email protected] Twitter us on...

  10. Best Xmas Ever??

    Three idiots discuss topics suggested by the listeners. Its unrehearsed, unedited, unimportant and utterley irrelevant. Its the Xmas episode... The boys are not in the Xmas mood until Tim makes it the Best Xmas ever for them with Champagne, Biscuits, Presents and Singing! Does it work? You can...

  11. He cum in my wellies!

    Three idiots discuss topics suggested by the listeners. Its unrehearsed, unedited, unimportant and utterley irrelevant. 1. Have you seen animals go at it in the wild? 2. Every one hates Chuggers? You can email us on [email protected] Twitter us on www.twitter.com/thehatdecides

  12. The Hat Decides Podcast Episode 102

    Three idiots discuss topics suggested by the listeners. Its unrehearsed, unedited, unimportant and utterley irrelevant. Jon has an idea of submitting our movie ideas to Hollywood and how that would sound. One small problem is we dont have any ideas so we just go with it! You can email us on...

  13. The Hat Decides Podcast Episode 101

    Three idiots discuss topics suggested by the listeners. Its unrehearsed, unedited, unimportant and utterley irrelevant. We chat through the London Super Comic Convention and the final results of the Cardboard Comicbook Crappy Costume Competition. I wonder who won again?? You can email us on...

  14. The Hat Decides Podcast Episode 100

    Three idiots discuss topics suggested by the listeners. Its unrehearsed, unedited, unimportant and utterley irrelevant. Part 3 of 3 of The Stranded Island Songs The final part of the series where Jon takes us on the magic mystery tour of his favourite songs. It might sound EXACTLY the same as...

  15. The Hat Decides Podcast Episode 99

    Three idiots discuss topics suggested by the listeners. Its unrehearsed, unedited, unimportant and utterley irrelevant. Part 2 of 3 of The Stranded Island Songs It might sound EXACTLY the same as Desert Island Disks but its completly different! Stranded Island Songs You can email us on...

  16. The Hat Decides Podcast Episode 98

    Three idiots discuss topics suggested by the listeners. Its unrehearsed, unedited, unimportant and utterley irrelevant. This week we create a new concept for a show! It might sound EXACTLY the same as Desert Island Disks but its completly different! Stranded Island Songs You can email us on...

  17. The Hat Decides Podcast Episode 97

    Three idiots discuss topics suggested by the listeners. Its unrehearsed, unedited, unimportant and utterley irrelevant. This weeks subject are: 1. Would you become a robot and lose your soul forever? 2. If the three of us were spending the New Years together what would we do? 3. What is our…

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  18. The Hat Decides Podcast Episode 96

    Three idiots discuss topics suggested by the listeners. Its unrehearsed, unedited, unimportant and utterley irrelevant. This weeks subject are: 1. We cover nearly every aspect of Pop Culture and nearly review films over 25 year old. Xmas is on the Wishlist! You can email us on...

  19. The Hat Decides Podcast Episode 95

    Three idiots discuss topics suggested by the listeners. Its unrehearsed, unedited, unimportant and utterley irrelevant. Yes the THREE of us are back and on form. This weeks subject are: 1. What would we put in ROOM 101? You can email us on [email protected] Twitter us on...

  20. The Hat Decides Podcast Episode 94

    Three idiots discuss topics suggested by the listeners. Its unrehearsed, unedited, unimportant and utterley irrelevant. The subject this week are: 1. London Super Comic Convention - The 5 "C's" "Comicbook Crappy Cardboard Cosplay Competition" You can email us on [email protected]…

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  21. The Hat Decides Podcast Episode 93

    Three idiots discuss topics suggested by the listeners. Its unrehearsed, unedited, unimportant and utterley irrelevant. The subject this week are: 1. Will photos and pictures take over the English language eventually? 2. Can you think of a good Bond girl name? You can email us on...

  22. The Hat Decides Podcast Episode 92

    Three idiots discuss topics suggested by the listeners. Its unrehearsed, unedited, unimportant and utterley irrelevant. The subject this week are: 1. If we could be someone for a week, who would it be? 2. QPAW! - What comics are you reading right now? You can email us on...

  23. The Hat Decides Podcast Episode 91

    Three idiots discuss topics suggested by the listeners. Its unrehearsed, unedited, unimportant and utterley irrelevant. Part 2 - Homework God help us, you are now going to listen to our music recommendations! You can email us on [email protected] Twitter us on...

  24. The Hat Decides Podcast Episode 90

    Three idiots discuss topics suggested by the listeners. Its unrehearsed, unedited, unimportant and utterley irrelevant. PART 1 - Homework This week we look at the homework that Jon set for us! We review our choice of films! You can email us on [email protected] Twitter us on...

  25. The Hat Decides Podcast Episode 89

    Three idiots discuss topics suggested by the listeners. Its unrehearsed, unedited, unimportant and utterley irrelevant. 1. A listener lives in France, Jon compares that with an Englishman in wales 2. Can Matt name 10 states in the USA 3. Handsome and Poor or Rich and Ugly You can email us on...

  26. The Hat Decides Podcast Episode 88

    Three idiots discuss topics suggested by the listeners. Its unrehearsed, unedited, unimportant and utterley irrelevant. Yes we are back with the old school format of proper subjects from our listeners! Recorded in the new Podcast Studio! 1. Would you feel left out if the other two were a couple?…

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  27. The Hat Decides Podcast Episode 87

    Three idiots discuss topics suggested by the listeners. Its unrehearsed, unedited, unimportant and utterley irrelevant. Its late at night and Jon and Tim talk podcasts/radio and then discover a few musical treats that they grew up with and danced with their Star Wars toys! You can email us on...

  28. The Hat Decides Podcast Episode 86

    Three idiots discuss topics suggested by the listeners. Its unrehearsed, unedited, unimportant and utterley irrelevant. This episode is an epic extravaganza of booze fuelled conversations about all the favourite topics. 1. What are we looking forward to most in San Diego 2. Bourbon takes over You...

  29. The Hat Decides Podcast Episode 85

    Three idiots discuss topics suggested by the listeners. Its unrehearsed, unedited, unimportant and utterley irrelevant. The USA visitor is still with us and we try to answer as many questions as possible! 1. What should a tourist do when in the UK - which leads nicely onto Jons mums new glory…

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  30. The Hat Decides Podcast Episode 84

    Three idiots discuss topics suggested by the listeners. Its unrehearsed, unedited, unimportant and utterley irrelevant. So there is a twist on this episode, we have some friends over from the other side of the Atlantic to do a ComicOnLine podcast in the UK. What happens? We take over and ruin it...

  31. The Hat Decides Podcast Episode 83

    Three idiots discuss topics suggested by the listeners. Its unrehearsed, unedited, unimportant and utterley irrelevant. So we are back after Xmas, the New Year! Starts with a BANG!! or it starts with us chatting rubbish over a bottle of bourbon. You can email us on [email protected]...

  32. The Hat Decides Xmas Episode 82

    Merry Xmas to one and all! Three idiots discuss topics suggested by the listeners. Its unrehearsed, unedited, unimportant and utterley irrelevant. We chat about our xmas experiences and then discuss the following subjects 1. LampCat ( yes.. we dont know what it is either! ) 2. If you could cancel...

  33. The Hat Decides Podcast Episode 81

    Three idiots discuss topics suggested by the listeners. Its unrehearsed, unedited, unimportant and utterley irrelevant. The Valleys take over! Tim invites some of his beloved old friends to join the party. They come prepared! Let the abuse commence Oh.. We also talk about some subjects that they...

  34. The Hat Decides Podcast Episode 80

    Three idiots discuss topics suggested by the listeners. Its unrehearsed, unedited, unimportant and utterley irrelevant. We have a special guest this week, he drives a Prios its Peter Rios! He comes armed with questions which we answer in the most professional way, nobody gets hurt and only Matt…

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  35. The Hat Decides Podcast Episode 79

    Three idiots discuss topics suggested by the listeners. Its unrehearsed, unedited, unimportant and utterley irrelevant. Yes I did say Three! The subjects this week are 1. Who is better Bruce Lee or Jackie Chan? 2. Should you trust a man with a beard? There is also a lot of arnold schwartzenegger...

  36. The Hat Decides Podcast Episode 78

    Three idiots discuss topics suggested by the listeners. Its unrehearsed, unedited, unimportant and utterley irrelevant. Wouldn't it be a great idea to drink 2 bottles of Bourbon and then talk to an hour about Deal or no Deal? No..you are right! but it happens anyway! You can email us on...

  37. The Hat Decides Podcast Episode 77

    Three idiots discuss topics suggested by the listeners. Its unrehearsed, unedited, unimportant and utterley irrelevant. The subjects this week were.. 1. Would we be ugly to live for 500 years? 2. One of our listeners needs a new War Cry You can email us on [email protected] Twitter us…

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  38. The Hat Decides Episode 76

    Three idiots discuss topics suggested by the listeners. Its unrehearsed, unedited, unimportant and utterley irrelevant. This week we have a guest host, you met him before and probably know him as Northern Monkey! Its Craig from up North! You can email us on [email protected] Twitter us...

  39. The Hat Decides Podcast Episode 75

    Three idiots discuss topics suggested by the listeners. Its unrehearsed, unedited, unimportant and utterley irrelevant. Ok, so we talk American TV for a bit and it ends in us making new laws for robots and humans!! We finally get round to a subject. 1. Can we describe our Co-Hosts in 4 Words? You...

  40. The Hat Decides Podcast Episode 74

    Three idiots discuss topics suggested by the listeners. Its unrehearsed, unedited, unimportant and utterley irrelevant. 1. What was the last good film we saw and the worst? 2. If anarchy was the order of the day, how would we deal with road rage? You can email us on [email protected]...

  41. The Hat Decides Podcast Episode 73

    Three idiots discuss topics suggested by the listeners. Its unrehearsed, unedited, unimportant and utterley irrelevant. 1. Have we ever discovered something that everybody already knew? You can email us on [email protected] Twitter us on www.twitter.com/thehatdecides

  42. The Hat Decides Podcast Episode 72

    Three idiots discuss topics suggested by the listeners. Its unrehearsed, unedited, unimportant and utterley irrelevant. HOT OFF THE PRESS! 1. We review hot of the press movies..The Avengers! YES 9 months after it was released. ( yes we do ) 2. What do we do when we are left alone? 3. Do we wear...

  43. The Podfathers 1

    Two new Dads... Three new people into the world... Will the eperience of parenthood prove to be too much? Check out this new podcast from the creators of The Hat Decides Podcast and Quiet Panelologists at Work!

  44. The Hat Decides Podcast Episode 71

    Three idiots discuss topics suggested by the listeners. Its unrehearsed, unedited, unimportant and utterley irrelevant. OK.. This is a short episode.. We try to get going but we are rudely interupted by someone and we give up! You can email us on [email protected] Twitter us on...

  45. The Hat Decides Podcast Episode 70

    Three idiots discuss topics suggested by the listeners. Its unrehearsed, unedited, unimportant and utterley irrelevant. Mr Stuart Middleton joins us a a guest this week, he has so much to say its incredible. 1. Will we ever travel faster than the speed of light? You can email us on...

  46. The Hat Decides Podcast Episode 69

    Three idiots discuss topics suggested by the listeners. Its unrehearsed, unedited, unimportant and utterley irrelevant. Its the "BIG" Xmas special Episode where we....hang on..We have missed Xmas? Its the "BIG" NEW YEARS EVE episode where we....hang on..we missed that too! Ok, its an episode!…

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  47. The Hat Decides Podcast Episode 68

    Three idiots discuss topics suggested by the listeners. Its unrehearsed, unedited, unimportant and utterley irrelevant. YES! Three Idiots..He is back! This weeks subjects is.. 1. I we found one of the THD crew dead, would we take them on a pub crawl one last time and for some reason we end up in...

  48. The Hat Decides Podcast Episode 67

    This week we have a guest host Three idiots discuss topics suggested by the listeners. Its unrehearsed, unedited, unimportant and utterley irrelevant. This weeks subjects is.. 1. Have we ever wondered what it would be like to be born the other sex? 2. If you ever had to write a guide for…

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  49. The Hat Decides Podcast Episode 66

    This week we have a guest host Three idiots discuss topics suggested by the listeners. Its unrehearsed, unedited, unimportant and utterley irrelevant. This weeks subjects is.. 1. Which two 80's pop stars would we..? 2. How did we become THD? ( which we edited ) 3. Where in fiction would we most...

  50. The Hat Decides Podcast Episode 65

    This week we have a guest host Three idiots discuss topics suggested by the listeners. Its unrehearsed, unedited, unimportant and utterley irrelevant. This weeks subjects is.. 1. Would we want to get on the shuttle launch to space? We also test the Guest Host on his home town laws! You can email…

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The Hat Decides Podcast.Unlimited topics. No point.Three idiots and occasional guest-hosts discuss topics suggested by the listeners.It's unrehearsed, unedited, unimportant and utterly irrelevant.Email your suggestions to be entered into the hat to [email protected]

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