PODCAST · comedy
The Heather and Ryan Show
by Heather Faye
Humor without the politics.
Episodes
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Welcome to Being Old and Boring, Trivia Round 4, Summer 2026
Join us for our fourth and final round of the summer season of trivia. Word of the episode: cavil. Also, let's talk about all the things we find interesting now that we're old and boring. Chapters 00:00 Intro & Notes 01:57 Word of the episode: Cavil 06:43 Trivia 19:33 Question of the episode: Are...
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Romantic Arcs & Our Foul Effluvia, Trivia Round 3, Summer 2026
Join us for our third round of the summer season of trivia. Word of the episode: effluvium. Also, let's talk about romantic arcs in general. Chapters 00:00 Intro & Notes 07:57 Word of the episode: Effluvium 11:02 Mid Roll 11:04 Trivia 24:10 Question of the episode: How invested do you get in...
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This Rubric Cube of a Problem, Trivia Round 2, Summer 2026
Join us for our second round of the summer season of trivia. Word of the episode: rubric. Also, let's talk about cooking methods. Chapters 00:00 Intro & Notes 05:12 Word of the Episode: Rubric 08:17 Trivia 16:22 Question of the Episode: Do you have a preferred cooking method? 19:29 Outro & Free...
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Gangster Names, Trivia Round 1, Summer 2026
Join us for our first round of the summer season of trivia. Word of the episode: numismatics. Also, even more toileting advice. Chapters 00:00 Intro & Notes 05:34 Word of the episode: Numismatics 10:41 Trivia 23:57 Question of the episode 33:32 Outro & Free Advice [email protected]...
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Happy Birthday America, Cards Against Humanity Round 3
Join us for our third and last round of Cards Against Humanity. Chapters 00:00 Intro & Notes 05:51 Word of the Episode: Welter 08:20 Cards Against Humanity, Round 3 (Sudden Death) 11:59 Stories from Reddit 21:38 Outro [email protected] Website - theheatherandryanshow.com Instagram -...
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Update: We are Taking a Short Break, Be Back Soon!
We are taking a quick break until July 4th, when we return with all new episodes. Thanks for bearing with us as we reorganize and work out our schedule! Thanks to Pixabay for the Intro sound effect, Yeah!
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Easy Peel Not So Much, Monday Rant
"Easy peel". Sure it is. The best way to leave a message we are sure to see is to comment under this episode on our YouTube channel - https://youtube.com/shorts/Q6RkFgQAN6I [email protected] Website - theheatherandryanshow.com Instagram - @theheatherandryanshow Facebook -...
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Book Defacing Influencers, Monday Rant
Ryan and Heather have very different ideas about how to treat a book. The best way to leave a message we are sure to see is to comment under this episode on our YouTube channel - https://youtube.com/shorts/MUGeQLAE2gw?feature=share [email protected] Website…
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A Cooler Full of Oregons, Cards Against Humanity Round 2
Join us for our second round of Cards Against Humanity. Topics of discussion include: Morse Code, winning stacked raffles and more. Chapters 00:00 Intro 00:51 Notes (Morse Code Disaster) 06:10 Send us your intro ideas! Win the Gloating Rights Trophy! 08:51 Cards Against Humanity Round 2 19:48...
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Block Out All the Terrible Words, Monday Rant
The number of words YouTube creators have to block out or euphemize is insane. The best way to leave a message we are sure to see is to comment under this episode on our YouTube channel - https://youtube.com/shorts/RuHvZYoLoOg [email protected] Website - theheatherandryanshow.com...
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Put a Label on It, Monday Rant
All we're saying is put a label on it if it's got AI art or narration. The best way to leave a message we are sure to see is to comment under this episode on our YouTube channel - https://youtube.com/shorts/kQFnbQ5ORkI [email protected] Website - theheatherandryanshow.com Instagram…
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Eyewitness Accounts, Monday Rant
We know eyewitness accounts can vary widely, but there is one circumstance where investigators seem to throw this idea out the window. The best way to leave a message we are sure to see is to comment under this episode on our YouTube channel - https://youtube.com/shorts/ppmBGZ0zMws...
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Technical Difficulties
We are taking a short break to handle some technical, equipment related issues. We will be back as soon as we can. In the meantime, please enjoy this subpar recording. What can we say? We didn't want to leave you high and dry. Huge shout out and thank you to Kinemesis Music for the Outro song…
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Back in the 1900s, Monday Rant
Everybody needs to stop saying "back in the 1900s". The best way to leave a message we are sure to see is to comment under this episode on our YouTube channel - https://youtube.com/shorts/mOdyDTLTP6M [email protected] Website - theheatherandryanshow.com Instagram -...
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Who Really has the Right of Way? Monday Rant
Starting an international movement to change who has the right of way in a parking lot. The best way to leave a message we are sure to see is to comment under this episode on our YouTube channel - https://youtube.com/shorts/Yh368_xdXOQ [email protected] Website -...
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Rude Awakenings, Monday Rant
Ryan trying too hard to make up for the fact that he was not prepared with any rants. The best way to leave a message we are sure to see is to comment under this episode on our YouTube channel - https://youtube.com/shorts/Qq2P7iyVZ6U [email protected] Website -...
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The "It's Important That You Do" Trend, Monday Rant
Some trends are just annoying. The best way to leave a message we are sure to see is to comment under this episode on our YouTube channel - https://youtube.com/shorts/E015OstWc_U [email protected] Website - theheatherandryanshow.com Instagram - @theheatherandryanshow Facebook -...
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We're All Going to the Smithshmosnian Museum, Cards Against Humanity Round 1
Join us for our first round of Cards Against Humanity. Topics of discussion include: verdigris, the Korean Alphabet, laughing at totally inappropriate times, and more. Chapters 00:00 Intro & Notes, Listener comments! 04:17 Linguistics Minute - Verdigris, Korean Alphabet 09:47 Cards Against...
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Google Search Isn't What it Used to Be, Monday Rant
Reminiscing about the thousands of results Google used to give us for a single search. The best way to leave a message we are sure to see is to comment under this episode on our YouTube channel - https://youtube.com/shorts/D1ESKTFWFSw [email protected] Website -...
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A More "Innocent" Time, Monday Rant
Do we really think people historically were more innocent that we are now? Have you met people? The best way to leave a message we are sure to see is to comment under this episode on our YouTube channel - https://youtube.com/shorts/D1ESKTFWFSw [email protected] Website -...
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Deathtraps and Man Buns, Monday Rant
Ryan's rant about unanticipated "deathtraps" derails when Heather notices he has a man bun, basically. The best way to leave a message we are sure to see is to comment under this episode on our YouTube channel - https://youtube.com/shorts/kNQnHhjTJU8 [email protected] Website -...
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High School Humor for Professionals, Monday Rant
When you are just not in the demographic being advertised to. The best way to leave a message we are sure to see is to comment under this episode on our YouTube channel - https://youtube.com/shorts/Eh1Pi-swmiU [email protected] Website - theheatherandryanshow.com Instagram -...
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Excessively and Objectionably Sentimental to a Sickening Degree, First to Worst Round 2
Join us for our second round of First to Worst, a ranking game. Topics of discussion include: things that are way too sentimental, accidents, and more. Chapters 00:00 Intro & Notes 11:56 First to Worst Round 2 32:05 Wild Reddit stories 39:50 Outro & Free Advice The best way to leave a message we...
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Leave Josh Allen Alone, Monday Rant
Another Monday rant. He cried when they lost the Divisional round. So what? The best way to leave a message we are sure to see is to comment under this episode on our YouTube channel - https://youtube.com/shorts/yr4FJLe4COc [email protected] Website - theheatherandryanshow.com...
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There is No Compelling Bigfoot Evidence, Monday Rant
What better way to start the week than by bitching and moaning? It's time for the Monday Rant! Join us this week as we grumble about wanting to believe in bigfoot but finding it difficult. The best way to leave a message we are sure to see is to comment under this episode on our YouTube channel -...
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Pay to Play Has Ruined the Gaming Industry, Monday Rant
What better way to start the week than by bitching and moaning? It's time for the Monday Rant! Join us this week as we grumble about pay to play and how it has ruined gaming. The best way to leave a message we are sure to see is to comment under this episode on our YouTube channel -...
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Mass Hallucination is Not a Thing, Monday Rant
What better way to start the week than by bitching and moaning? It's time for the Monday Rant! Join us this week as we grumble about the myth of mass hallucination. The best way to leave a message we are sure to see is to comment under this episode on our YouTube channel -...
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Use Your Effing Blinker, Monday Rant
What better way to start the week than by bitching and moaning. It's time for the Monday Rant! Join us this week as we grumble about improper, or total lack of, use of the blinker (or "turn signal"). It's a turn signal, Ryan. The best way to leave a message we are sure to see is to comment under...
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I'd Rather Slap Myself Repeatedly in the Face, First to Worst Round 1
Join us for our first round of First to Worst, a ranking game. Topics of discussion include: gender reveal drama, the term doodly squat, virtual reality, inflatable hot tubs, and more. Chapters 00:00 Intro 02:34 Notes & Linguistics Minute 14:03 First to Worst, Round 1 36:40 Genuinely funny memes...
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Happy Whatever Time of Year it is For You, Merry Dissmas Again
Join us for our Christmas special, where we sit back relax and play Merry Dissmas for another year. Topics of discussion include: vanity, open mic night kerfuffle, chores vs relaxation, flatulence and more. Chapters 00:00 Intro & Notes 11:57 Merry Dissmas Again 12:51 Never pass a mirror without...
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Literal Dumpster Fire Thanksgiving, Pando Again
Pando again. Chapters 00:00 Intro & Notes 04:47 Pando 32:01 Stories from Reddit 39:53 Wrapping Up & Free Advice The best way to leave a message we are sure to see is to comment under this episode on our YouTube channel - https://youtu.be/Pgci4p_JQ9M [email protected] Website -...
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Murder Cat, Trivial Pursuit (1984 Genius Edition), Round 2
Trivial Pursuit, 1980s style, second round. Beware the murder cat. Chapters 00:00 Pre-Intro 04:46Intro & Notes 06:09 Trivial Pursuit Round 2 24:20 Creepy Stories from Reddit 42:05 Wrapping Up & Free Advice The best way to leave a message we are sure to see is to comment under this episode on our...
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Grocery / Groshery, Trivial Pursuit (1984 Genius Edition) Round 1
Trivial Pursuit, 1980s style, first round. Also, linguistics minute. Do you buy groceries or grosheries? Chapters 00:00 Intro 01:32 Notes 02:49 Linguistics Minute" Grocery / Groshery 06:47 Trivial Pursuit, 1984 Genius Edition 26:38 Stories from Reddit, What's the pettiest thing you've ever done?...
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It's Useful for the Use for Which it Was Intended, 20 Questions Round 3
Third and final route of the riveting 20 Questions. Also, let's talk about the most excruciating pain. Chapters 00:00 Intro 02:52 Notes 08:02 20 Questions, Round 3 29:36 Stories from Reddit 41:07 Wrapping up & free advice The best way to leave a message we are sure to see is to comment under this...
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Serial Killers & the Booger Wall, 20 Questions (Akinator) Round 2
Join us for our second round of 20 Questions (really the Akinator)! Chapters 00:00 Intro 01:03 Get out the Akinator, Girls with Balls 10:00 Akinator, What Did Jack Do? 16:30 Stories from Reddit 35:23 Wrapping up & outro The best way to leave a message we are sure to see is to comment under this...
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Beating AI at Its Own Game, 20 Questions Round 1
Join us for our first round of 20 Questions! And see how we do against machines and AI. Chapters 00:00 Intro 09:45 20 Questions Round 1 19:09 Akinator! 30:44 Stories from Reddit 49:17 Wrapping Up and Free Advice The best way to leave a message we are sure to see is to comment under this episode…
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Spontenaisajsdty & Priorixeties, Priorities Round 2
Join us for our second and final round of Priorities, where we rank preferences to try to spell PRIORITIES before the other person. Also, amusing stories, childhood trauma or lack thereof and candy. Chapters 00:00 Intro & Notes 10:07 Priorities Round 2 38:47 Stories from Reddit 43:08 Wrapping Up…
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Your Own Personal Butterfly Effect, Priorities Round 1
Join us for our first round of Priorities, where we rank preferences to try to spell PRIORITIES before the other person. Also, your own personal butterfly effect and spelling woes. Chapters 00:00 Intro & Notes 03:46 Priorities Round 1 35:00 Stories from Reddit, Your Own Personal Butterfly Effect...
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Lost in Translation, Taboo Round 2
Join us for our second round of Taboo, the word guessing game, and play along! Also, stories of language translation mishaps. Chapters 00:00 Intro & Notes 05:15 Taboo Round 2 13:08 Stories from Reddit, Lost in Translation 24:41 Questions of the Week 34:21 Wrapping Up & Free Advice The best way to...
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Calling All Australian Horitculturists, Taboo Round 1
Join us for our first round of Taboo, the word guessing game, and play along! Also, fun money making methods and stories nobody believes when you tell them. Chapters 00:00 Intro 00:44 Chastising Ryan, Intro Continued 13:56 We get to the game at last, Taboo Round 1 25:58 Stories from Reddit, What...
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Let Us Tell You How Great We Are, Quiz Show Round 2
Join us for another riveting round of quizzes as we determine if Buzzfeed can guess our ages correctly, and find out who is more likeable. Plus a coincidence story and a depth perception tangent. Chapters 00:00 Intro, Coincidence Story, Technical Difficulties 06:01 Quiz 1, Buzzfeed guesses our…
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Everybody Gets a Mouse Deer/Deer Mouse, Quiz Show Round 1
Join us for a riveting quiz to determine who is the most boring, followed by coincidence of your live stories from Reddit. Chapters 00:00 Intro 04:58 Quiz Show: Who is more boring? 20:57 Stories from Reddit 25:42 Everybody gets a mouse deer/deer mouse 30:52 Wrapping up and free advice The best…
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Sprudelwasser! You Can't Say Um Round 2
Join us for our second round of You Can't Say Um! Chapters 00:00 Intro 02:08 Game Instructions 04:27 You Can't Say Um Round 2 15:30 Stories from Reddit 27:30 Listener Comments (Sprudelwasser!) 30:26 Wrapping Up The best way to leave a message we are sure to see is to comment under this episode on...
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Winking Cat Shadow, You Can't Say Um Round 1
Join us for our first round of You Can't Say Um, where we tell stories based on two seemingly unrelated prompts, then we get into Reddit stories of miracles. Chapters 00:00 Intro 02:47 Game Instructions 06:17 You Can't Say Um, Round 1 15:12 Dramatic story/jail break tangent 17:46 Round 1…
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Not a Koala-Gremlin Hybrid, I Should Have Known That Round 2
Join us for our second and final round of I Should Have Known That, where we get into more trivia, the 13 zodiacal signs, and a couple of heartwarming stories. Chapters 00:00 Intro 00:32 Hello Germany 01:02 Welcome 01:57 Game Instructions 02:54 I Should Have Known That Round 2 17:29 Tie breaker...
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Let's Make Ryan Very Uncomfortable, I Should Have Known That Round 1
Happy New Year! We begin our year with a Trivia game, to prove just how much we don't actually know. Followed up by some fun facts from Reddit. Chapters 00:00 Intro 04:11 Game Instructions 05:25 I Should Have Known That 33:00 Fun facts from Reddit 43:00 Celery revisited and please share the…
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When the Mailman Gets the Last Laugh, Merry Christmas, Merry Dissmas
Join us for our Christmas special, and a riveting round of Merry Dissmas, where we discuss pet frogs, terrible gifts, terrible meals, our favorite family TV shows, those special words that only exist in your family. Also, stories from Reddit, including a case of mistaken identity, a time slip…
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Shove the Pain Deep Back Inside of You, You're Getting Old Round 2
Join us for our second round of You're Getting Old by Vango, where we find out once and for all who is the youngest! Chapters 00:00 Intro 01:04 You're Getting Old, Round 2 19:55 Stories from Reddit 33:01 Listener comments 39:49 Wrapping Up The best way to leave a message we are sure to see is to...
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How Not to Swim in the Dead Sea, You're Getting Old Round 1
Join us for our first round of You're Getting Old by Vango, where we find out what are age really is and explore the moments we first realized we might be "old". Chapters 00:00 Intro/Game instructions 01:09 You're Getting Old, Round 1 20:44 Stories from Reddit 32:38 Ryan's voice over gig 39:09…
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What the Hell Happened Last Night? Stupid Deaths Round 2
Join us for our final round of Stupid Deaths by University Games, where we contemplate how William Frawley, members of the film Zeppelin, Peter Sellers, Pablo Picasso and Harry Blackstone Sr may or may not have died, delve into Reddit stories where people describe the most shocking things they've...
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