The High Files Podcast

The Ultimate Guide to Pooing in Your Hand: Road Rage Tactics and Other Totally Normal TopicsJoin Crowy n Memms as they dive into the chaotic brilliance of their impromptu podcast sessions. This week, Memms contemplates the ultimate road rage revenge involving a human poo, while Crowy shares his latest adventures in Zelda and Bible reading. Expect detailed discussions about paracetamol-induced autism, dog behavior, corporate buzzwords, and an unexpected prank involving a bloated tampon. Don't miss out on the new podcast format of more scraps and less X-Files; it's all about keeping it high and keeping it real.00:00 Awkward Podcast Start01:02 Impromptu Conversations and Missing Jumpers02:20 X-Files Discussion Begins04:54 Weekly Highlights and Cat Antics06:53 Workplace Rants and Pizza Cravings24:27 Nostalgic Gaming Talk29:53 Cracker Barrel Controversy31:06 Warm Couch Spots and Dog Behavior33:12 Corporate Buzzwords and Values37:39 Dad's Porn Video Follow-Up42:37 Adult Store Adventures43:07 The Porn Industry's Business Model44:01 Defending Paid Porn Subscriptions46:26 Email from a Listener: Why I Pay for Porn48:57 Drawing Cocks for Cash: A Crazy Idea01:04:42 Bible Reading and Noah's Story01:09:45 Road Rage and Tampon Pranks01:22:32 Gaming Talk: Zelda and Borderlands01:24:24 Concluding Thoughts and Weekend Plans

Honda Civics, Haunted Toilets, and Gypsies — Oh My! | The High Files S2E2This week on The High Files, Crowy n Memms are back and ready to talk shop. Buckle up for a wild ride as they recount Memms' haunted Honda Civic story while diving into Season 2, Episode 21 of The X-Files. With voodoo, creepy poltergeists, and dusty old family secrets, this episode gets downright eerie. If you're here for some highbrow commentary, though, better keep scrolling. Between tales of overflowing toilets, derailed conspiracies, and impromptu plunger escapades, the scraps are plentiful and the laughs are guaranteed. Plus, the boys tackle hot topics like Antifa, unreliable toilet plungers, and the perplexing world of adult film stars. It's a hot mess loaded with tangents, but someone’s gotta do it. Tune in for the good vibes and even better banter.00:00 Introduction and Greetings00:48 Podcast Season Recap01:33 Weekly Reflections and Updates03:07 Frog Encounter and Random Anecdotes07:34 X-Files Episode Discussion19:31 Honda Civic Story39:39 Final Thoughts and Quick Questions41:42 Debating Media Ethics and Accountability43:15 The Tyler Robinson Case: Allegations and Evidence44:26 Conspiracy Theories and Generational Language46:35 Discord Confessions and Skepticism50:36 Critical Thinking and Media Influence51:23 Cultural Commentary and Personal Reflections54:17 Humorous Tangents and Personal Anecdotes01:09:57 The Ethics of Adult Entertainment01:23:33 Concluding Thoughts and Future Topics

Smoke Break Shenanigans: X-Files, Piercings, Charlie Kirk and the state of the worldCrowy n Memms return from a hiatus with a fresh format, focusing more on random scraps and less on the X-Files. This week, they dive into Season 2, Episode 20, but quickly get sidetracked discussing broken wrists, septum piercings, soulless retail jobs, and even impromptu awards. They touch on heavy topics like mass immigration and the recent tragic assassination of Charlie Kirk in Utah, but keep the laughs coming with off-beat humor and making everyday small talk sound extraordinary. Join them for a slice of their bizarre, weed-infused world – and good luck trying to follow along!00:00 Podcast Kickoff and Casual Banter00:36 New Podcast Format and Listener Feedback01:34 Weekly Updates and Personal Stories06:11 X-Files Episode Review: Season 2, Episode 2020:58 Random Discussions and Tangents32:17 Analyzing the Truman Show33:48 South Park Binge and Mormonism36:56 Jehovah's Witnesses and Childhood Memories42:44 Mass Immigration and Cultural Changes48:57 Chitchat Champions Game01:03:39 Final Thoughts and Goodbyes

Chaotic Commentary: X-Files S2 Episode 19 - Aging Mysteries and Hilarious TangentsIn this episode of the Hi Files podcast, Crowe and Memms dive into a live watch of The X-Files Season 2, Episode 19. They provide raw, unfiltered commentary filled with humorous tangents and unexpected conversations. As the agents confront an unearthly force causing rapid aging, the hosts intersperse discussions on weekend plans, bizarre personal anecdotes, and a comical debate about a hypothetical curse. The episode wraps up with a critique of the X-Files episode they just watched. Amidst all the chaos, there's still structured analysis of the episode's plot and effects.00:00 Introduction and Banter00:13 Podcast Introduction00:42 Weekend Recap and Random Talk01:55 Humorous Anecdotes10:31 Discussion on X-Files Episode11:57 X-Files Episode Commentary24:52 Rebirth and Hospitalization25:08 Aging and Medallions25:46 The Face-Rubbing Dilemma26:33 Pineapples and Construction Sites27:15 Rapid Aging Curse31:32 Sewage and Survival35:06 The Fountain of Youth39:00 Final Thoughts and Ratings40:24 Curses and Gold45:31 Plans for Tomorrow47:21 Sponsor and Conclusion

Aliens, Zoo Breakouts, and Invisible Elephants: The Wildest X-Files Commentary YetIn this offbeat and unscripted episode, Crowy and Memms react in real-time to The X-Files Season 2, Episode 18. The episode features bizarre occurrences like invisible elephants, a tiger on the loose, and a gorilla that communicates through sign language. As they dissect each scene, the hosts throw out wild theories involving alien abductions, explore the dynamics between various characters, and delve into the eccentric plot twists. With a mix of humor, skepticism, and genuine curiosity, this commentary captures the essence of their chaotic and entertaining analysis of one of the series' more unconventional episodes. They also engage in light banter about snacks, technology, and podcasting logistics, culminating in a final rating and recommendation for the X-Files fans.00:00 Podcast Introduction and Sponsor Segment01:11 Casual Catch-Up and Weekly Recap02:58 Sim Racing Adventures and Penalties04:10 Instagram and Podcast Promotion06:00 Excel Skills and Random Banter09:12 Star Wars and Jedi Discussions14:29 X-Files Episode Commentary31:32 Snack Regrets and Villain Introduction31:41 Suspects and Security Flaws32:12 Night Vision and Financial Troubles32:56 Strange Lore and Escaping Animals34:02 Gorilla with Sign Language36:07 Tiger Attack and Missing Animals39:42 Sophie the Gorilla's Fear46:02 Alien Abductions and Pregnancies56:01 Final Confrontation and Aftermath01:00:31 Episode Review and Closing Thoughts

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The format’s changing, and we’re diving straight into the action! This week, Crowy n Memms hit play on The X-Files Season 2, Episode 17 and record in real-time, reacting to every eerie moment, unexpected twist, and classic Mulder-Scully tension as it unfolds.No pre-scripted breakdowns—just raw, unfiltered commentary as we pause for analysis, throw out wild theories, and give our instant takes on the episode’s best (and weirdest) moments. Is this the best way to watch The X-Files? Maybe. Is it chaotic? Absolutely.Also, we’ve scrapped The Scraps! But don’t worry—random bonus episodes will still drop for rants, raves, and all the offbeat chatter that Scraps lovers enjoyed. Speaking of which—got something you want us to react to live in between our X-Files watches? Let us know!Hit us up at [email protected] and join the conversation.

Have you ever been vacuuming and desperately wished for just one more damn powerpoint? Yeah, same. This week’s Scraps takes a shocking turn (hopefully not literally) as Crowy n Memms discuss the fine art of "legally" wiring your own house. Is it possible? Sure. Is it a good idea? Let’s just say our conclusions may not hold up in a court of law—or under an electrical inspection.But that’s not all! Somehow, we also end up talking about child labor at McDonald’s, the questionable quality of their standards, and how their food somehow never tastes the same twice. Seriously, how does that even happen?It’s another unhinged detour from the main show, and honestly, we wouldn’t have it any other way. Got your own DIY disasters or McDonald’s conspiracy theories? Hit us up at [email protected]—just don’t expect us to fix your wiring or explain why your burger tastes different every time.

This week, Crowy n Memms tackle Season 2, Episode 16 of The X-Files, where an alien crash-lands, and instead of making friends or phoning home, it goes on a full-blown hybrid-killing spree. Government cover-ups, secret experiments, and Mulder doing his best “I told you so” face—this episode had everything. But did it actually make sense? That’s another question entirely.We break down the wild plot, debate whether this alien was just having the worst day ever, and, of course, keep an eye on Scully’s grippers as she somehow stays skeptical yet again.For all the best off-topic chaos, check out this week’s Scraps—where we take things in an even weirder direction (if that’s possible).Think this alien was justified in its rampage? Hit us up at [email protected]—we’re ready to hear your theories, no matter how insane they are!

This week’s Scraps takes a psychedelic turn as Crowy n Memms ponder one of life’s greatest "what ifs"—what if taking mushrooms let you literally relive your past? Would you go back to your best day ever? Fix your most embarrassing moment? Or just use it to remember where you left your lighter?Things get deep (and also really dumb) as we debate the logistics of time-tripping, the potential for getting a bad trip and other tangents.It’s another ridiculous, hilarious, and slightly unhinged detour from The X-Files, but that’s what Scraps is all about. Got your own wild theories? Hit us up at [email protected] – just don’t expect us to remember them if we ever get our hands on these magic time-shrooms.

This week, Crowy n Memms dive into Season 2, Episode 15 of The X-Files, where things get mysterious, eerie, and honestly, a little confusing. Voodoo, zombies, and an unsettling amount of needles – this one had all the ingredients for a killer episode, but did it actually deliver? Spoiler: We have thoughts.Between trying to figure out the episode’s plot (or lack thereof) and questioning Mulder’s ability to take anything seriously, we also explore the age-old question: actually we cant remember what that question was.For all the best off-topic tangents, check out this week’s Scraps, where things get even weirder. And if you think we’re cursed for real after this one, hit us up at [email protected] – we’ll take all the protection spells and production tips we can get.

It’s that time again—every wild tangent, ridiculous debate, and completely off-track conversation from this week’s High Files episode, all in one place. We covered The X-Files Season 2, Episode 14 in the main show, but here? Who knows where we’ll end up.Expect chaotic theories, questionable logic, and at least one moment where we forget what we were even talking about. Classic.Light up, tune in, and embrace the nonsense. Email us at [email protected]—unless you, too, have lost your lighter to the void.

Get ready for some serious investigative and speculative vibes as Crowy n Memms light up and dive deep into The X-Files Season 2, Episode 14. This week, we’re trying something new—focusing on just one episode to see how the vibes flow. Does it make us more focused? Less distracted? Yeah, probably not.Join us as we unpack [key moments from the episode], rate it out of 100 Scullys, and get lost in the weirdness of it all. Plus, if you love our completely off-topic tangents, this week’s "Scraps" episode is stacked.Hit us up at [email protected] and let us know what you think of the new format!

In this week’s detour into the chaos, Crowy n Memms take a break from The X-Files mysteries to dive headfirst into a question for the ages: What would Memms do if he were disgustingly rich? Spoiler alert – it’s equal parts genius and completely unhinged. From outrageously unnecessary luxuries to borderline dystopian ideas, Memms outlines his ultimate billionaire bucket list while Crowy tries (and fails) to keep a straight face.Would there be a private jet shaped like a UFO? An underground Scully shrine? A giant slushie machine powered by conspiracy theories? You’ll just have to listen to find out.Scraps episodes are all about those hilarious, off-topic moments we couldn’t squeeze into the main show – perfect for when you need a laugh and some wild hypotheticals.Drop us your billionaire fantasies or random tangents anytime at [email protected] – we’d love to hear from you!

We’re back, folks! After taking a well-deserved break for Christmas and New Year’s, Crowy n Memms return to the mic to wish you all a Happy New Year! We hope your holiday season was filled with love, relaxation, and just enough conspiracy theories to keep things interesting.Now, let’s talk about two of the most baffling episodes of The X-Files we’ve tackled so far. This week, we dive into Episodes 12 and 13 of Season 2, where confusion reigns supreme. Neither of these episodes exactly blew our minds (in a good way), and to be honest, they were a tough sit. But, as always, they sparked some intriguing discussions between us, so it wasn’t a total loss.Expect plenty of eye-rolling at Mulder’s theories, head-scratching moments as we tried to figure out what was even going on, and, of course, our thoughts on what these episodes might have been trying to say. Spoiler alert: they didn’t say it well.For those of you craving the real chaos, check out this week’s Scraps, where we go off on all the tangents we couldn’t fit into the main show. As always, it’s like hanging with us during a smoke break – random, hilarious, and occasionally insightful.Missed us over the holidays? Don’t be shy – drop us a line at [email protected] and let us know your thoughts, favorite episodes, or what random nonsense you want to hear us cover next. We’re so excited to be back, and we’ve got plenty more X-Files (and tangents) to dive into in 2025!

The High Files Podcast – Episode 14 RecapGet ready for some serious investigative and speculative vibes as Crowy n Memms light up and dive deep into Episodes 10 and 11 of The X-Files Season 2. This week’s lineup features a mysterious forest creature and Mulder’s determination to track it down, along with a chilling episode involving brainwashing and dark experiments. Joining the crew is a special guest, Patty, all the way from NSW, who brings fresh insights and plenty of laughs to the discussion.Will Patty bring new perspectives to our Scully ratings? How do Mulder and Scully’s antics hold up in these episodes? And, of course, the tangents are in full swing as always!Love the detours? You’re in luck! Our final bonus episode of the year, "The Scraps," will be dropping soon, packed with all the off-topic gems you’ve come to expect. After that, we’ll be on a Christmas break until early 2025, but we look forward to hearing from all you High Filers over the holidays! Don’t forget to share your thoughts and Scully ratings with us at [email protected] everyone a safe and happy holiday season!

Ever wondered what happens when Crowy and Memms go completely off the rails? Welcome to "The Scraps", where all the unrelated tangents from this week’s main recording get their own spotlight. It’s like eavesdropping on the boys during a smoke break—hilarious, random, and totally unscripted. From weird life theories to bizarre anecdotes, this is the stuff that didn’t make it into The X-Files chat but absolutely deserves to be heard.Light up and enjoy the detours!

Light up, conspiracy theorists! Crowy and Memms are back, ready to dissect the long-awaited return of our favorite skeptic, Dana Scully, in X-Files Season 2, episodes 7, 8, and 9. Buckle up, because things are about to get weird (and maybe a little woo-woo, even for Scully).Prepare for:Mulder in full "DILLIDGAF" mode: Get ready for some classic Mulder dramatics as he tries to convince Scully (and us) of the alien agenda.The Syndicate's continued shadiness: We'll think about dig deeper into this shadowy organization's motives and their potential role in Scully's abduction...A healthy dose of laughs and tangents (because, let's be honest, that's what we do best): We won't forget the fun! Expect some classic Crowy and Memms banter along the way.This episode is a must-listen for any X-Files fan who want more. So, grab your favorite beverage (medicinal or otherwise), light up (if you're into that), and join us as we dive back into the X-Files!Don't forget: For those who prefer their tangents X-Files-free, check out our bonus "Scraps" episode for all the hilarious detours we took during recording! This week we attempted to record a new introductionAnd as always, hit us up at [email protected] to share your thoughts and theories!

The High Files Podcast – Season 2, Episodes 4, 5 & 6 RecapGet ready for some serious investigative and speculative vibes as Crowy n Memms, light up and dive deep into episodes 4, 5, and 6 of The X-Files Season 2. This week’s lineup includes our very first-ever two-part episode, and the gang is here to uncover hidden truths, laugh at Mulder’s dramatics, and, of course, keep a close eye on Scully’s grippers while unraveling these back-to-back mysteries.Love the tangents we go on that have nothing to do with The X-Files? You’re in luck! Those moments are released under the same episode, titled "Scraps", so you can enjoy every detour.Dont forget you can always hit us up on email at [email protected]

Ever wondered what happens when Crowy and Memms go completely off the rails? Welcome to "The Scraps", where all the unrelated tangents from this week’s main recording get their own spotlight. It’s like eavesdropping on the boys during a smoke break—hilarious, random, and totally unscripted. From weird life theories to bizarre anecdotes, this is the stuff that didn’t make it into The X-Files chat but absolutely deserves to be heard.Light up and enjoy the detours!

We’re back ! Season 2 kicks off with the X-Files shut down, leaving Mulder and Scully separated and grappling with their next moves. In true High Files fashion, we’re diving in headfirst—questions, ratings, and tangents galore.Episode Breakdown: The X-Files are closed, and Mulder is stuck on surveillance duty while Scully tries to adjust to a “normal” life. But a mysterious new case draws Mulder back into the fold, hinting that the truth is closer than ever. Can the duo reunite and pick up where they left off?How does Mulder handle being benched? Who else is sniffing around for the truth now that the X-Files are gone? And, of course, the big question: do we go on more tangents than ever before?Closing Remarks: Season 2 promises a fresh start and higher stakes. We’ll keep the tangents coming, but we’re ready to get serious (or not) about the episodes ahead. Tune in and let us know your Scully ratings at [email protected]!

In this episode, we dig into the last three episodes of The X-Files Season 1—Episodes 22, 23, and 24—and do our absolute best (again!) to stay on track. But, as always, the allure of tangents proves too strong, and we still manage to cover a wild array of unrelated but somehow connected topics.Episode breakdowns come with our usual quirky questions, unexpected revelations, and ratings out of 100 Scullys, and we pay close attention to Scully’s signature grippers, as well as Mulder's classic quirks and wild theories. You’ll get our takes on everything from the most shocking moments to the surprising returns and plot twists that wrap up the season.Tune in for the laughs, the ratings, and our trademark smoke break, where we unwind and talk about whatever comes to mind. It’s a finale episode with all the usual chaos, commentary, and, of course, smoke!

Episode 9: "A Reunion We Didn’t See Coming"Hold onto your smoking jackets, folks, because this week, we're diving into The X-Files Episodes 19, 20, and 21, and—surprise, surprise—we’ve got some familiar faces in the mix. Yep, two characters we've met before pop back in for a visit. One of them? We never thought we'd lay eyes on again! Cue the dramatic X-Files theme.We break down each episode, from creepy conspiracies to Mulder’s never-ending quest to irritate every government official. Plus, as always, we get hilariously sidetracked—would it be The High Files without a little tangent here and there?Crowy makes some bold predictions, Memms might be onto something with his wild theories, and we all question whether Scully's grippers are actually the most powerful weapon in the show.Don’t miss this one! And hey, if you're loving the vibes, leave us a rating or shoot us a message at [email protected]. We’re always down to hear your wild thoughts, episode suggestions, or just some good old-fashioned love notes. Stay spooky!Think that sounds like your kind of vibe? Grab a snack, hit play, and hang with us. Your next smoke break just got a whole lot more interesting!

In this episode of The High Files, we dive into Episodes 16, 17, and 18 of The X-Files Season 1—but of course, things don't stay on track for long! As we break down each episode, we talk about the crazy scenarios that had us laughing, wondering how we’d handle them if we were in Mulder and Scully’s shoes.Crowy keeps trying to rein Memms back in as we wander down hilarious tangents, but somehow we always find our way back to The X-Files. We share what we loved, what we didn’t, and go off on plenty of wild side conversations that made for some great laughs. It’s an episode packed with funny moments, unexpected insights, and the usual chaos!Don't forget to leave us a review, hit subscribe, and drop a comment below! We love hearing from you—reach out anytime at [email protected].

HUGE EPPY this week, the boys make one of their highest ratings yet! this weeks episodes are all about Scully which was not expected, if you didnt get a chance to watch them yourself, dont worry the boys got you covered.

This week the boys take on Episode 10,11 and 12 of the x-files season 1. Many tangents are up for grabs here, we also talk about where we could go if we could visit any moment in the past

*Audio still improving as we learn, thanks for your patience!Episode 7,8 and 9 are this weeks topic for our regular high files review eps. It definitely helps if you have also watched these episodes but it is NOT compulsory. Did we get something wrong or you would like to add to the conversation? Email us at [email protected]

Smoke break time!We talk about who are our favourite pokemon, Game Of Thrones and FAMILYWant to share your thoughts and interact with the pod? Email us at [email protected] even if its just to say "hey"Catch ya's around

Dating in the Age of AI and FiltersOn this episode of Smoke Break, we're diving into the wild world of dating where AI and photo filters reign supreme! Ever swiped right, only to be shocked when the person looks nothing like their profile pic? Or maybe you’ve had a conversation with what you later realized was… not quite human? We’re chatting about the quirks, mishaps, and straight-up weirdness of dating in a world where tech keeps blurring the lines between real and digital.Got a wild dating story or AI mishap to share? Send it our way at [email protected] – we’d love to hear it!

**Note, audio quality slowly improves as episodes are made (we're learning)X-Files Episode 1, 2 & 3 Breakdown!Welcome to the very first episode of The High Files!Your hosts, Crowy and Memms are ready to dive deep into the early days of The X-Files, kicking things off with a breakdown of the first three episodes from season one. There’s mystery, aliens, and—of course—plenty of Scully being skeptical.Now, let’s be honest: we may struggle a little to stay on track, because these episodes just open up too many rabbit holes. One minute, we’re talking about Mulder’s alien theories, and the next, Crowy is deep-diving into conspiracy theories about how ET uses his fingers. Or maybe Memms is off on a tangent about how Scully could have worn different undies for the pilot. But don’t worry—we always manage to pull it all back together and connect the dots... even if it takes a few detours!

The High Files - Episode 2X-Files Episode 4, 5 & 6 Breakdown!Crowy and Memms are back, diving into the weird and wonderful world of The X-Files! This time, they tackle episodes 4, 5, and 6 from season one—sharing laughs, favorite moments, and a few hilarious tangents along the way. From epic Scully-isms to moments that made us go, "What?!", it’s all here, wrapped up with each episode’s official rating out of 100 Scullys. Tune in for a good time, X-Files fans!