The HijiNKS ENSUE Podcast

Cast: Joel, Eli, & Josh Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids Show Notes: This week we talk about real life zombie invasions, the future of Sarah Connor and Dollhouse, the death of Zima, Star Wars Fan Days, Bruce Campbell’s prank calls, fake Guns N Roses and faker Led Zeppelin, how to fix(cancel) Heroes, the Avengers […]

In the post show for Episode 33 we talk about: Movie roles that were recast with a different actor Specifically about Crispin Glover’s crazy ass The Top 35 Butt Kicking babes in Movies reviewed

Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids Show Notes: Josh drops the biggest bomb in HE podcast history New Macbooks Max Payne and Donkeys Chocolate News JCVD and we answer YOUR QUESTIONS!!!

In the post show for Episode 32 we talk about the right and wrong ways to put out the first HE book, more about Bill Maher’s “Religulous” and Eli’s Chicago Adventure.

Cast: Joel, Eli & Denise Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids Show Notes: Eli’s Excellent Chicago Adventure (pics here) Monkey Waiters! SPACE PORN!!!! Plus we answer YOUR QUESTIONS

In the post show for Episode 31 we talk about professional voice acting, impersonating a navy seal to get laid, the evils of internet douchebaggery, our cheese preferences (seriously) and the best character deaths in SciFi.

Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids Show Notes: It’s all about politics from 43:30 to 1:05:40 (skip it if you like) We answer YOUR QUESTIONS

In the post show for Episode 30 we talk about the best training montages in film, SFW porn, and the possibility of “Unbreakable 2.”

Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids Show Notes: Brothers in Arms: Hell’s Highway Heroes Season 3 ( I realize I mixed up the comic and cartoon versions of “Days of Future Past”) Online flame war turns lethal Human Jet pack Knight Rider is the worst show ever made Don’t […]

In the post show for Episode 29 we finish the discussion we started in the podcast about The Best Worst Scifi Movies of All Time. Good debates/arguments in this one.

NEW SHORTER FORMAT!!! If the length was scaring you (as it tends to do), fear not. The podcast is shorter (1.5 – 2 hours). Subscribe using the buttons in the sidebar! Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids Show Notes: It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia Premiere The NEW SHORTER FORMAT!! […]

“The Firecane” In the post show for Episode 28 we talk about: Sarah Palin and Tina Fey The Bluth Family is in a call center in India Jury Duty Nightmare! Denise and Elis Secret Mexican code words What’s worse? A Hurriance or a Firecane

Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids Show Notes: In this episode we talk about: Josh’s thoughts on Spore’s DRM What the HE crew thought of “Fringe,” Exactly how hard Eli’s parents partied at the Gearbox Hell’s Highway Release party True Blood and how the networks stack up in terms […]

In the post show for Episode 27 we talk about The Marvel Secret Wars, Eli busting heads, guns, top Google terms for HijiNKS Ensue and we premiere the “Josh Theme Song”!

Cast: Joel, Eli & Denise Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids Topics: We answer YOUR QUESTIONS, discuss the Jerry Lewis “Save The Muggles” Telethon, and premiere the “Eli Theme Song” by Jeff Fardink.

Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids In this episode, we talk about The Star Wars Canon Police, Tokyo Gore Police, Olympic Face Kickboxing, and answer SOME QUESTIONS FROM YOU!

Cast: Joel, Eli (pictured), Josh & Denise Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids IN THIS EPISODE: we discuss the pros and cons of living in Texas, creative decapitation methods, our favorite stand up comics, current favorite songs, how Eli and Josh got jobs in video game design, and we answer YOUR QUESTIONS.

Here’s an extra 45 minutes of Podcast for you! I cut out the 9 minutes in the middle where all we were doing was signing a shirt for a reader. I DO have your best interests in mind.

Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids Topics: Eli gets dangerous new sound effects, “Highlander of the Dance,” Nazi Dinosaurs!, Shia Labeouf’s pinky problems, and we answer YOUR QUESTIONS.

Anoved did this sketch live during the Podcast. We were all blown away at how amazingly awesome it was. Cast: Joel, Eli, & Josh Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids Topics: Comic-Con 2008, Wolverine Trailer, Can Geeks and Jocks be friends? (probably the best discussion we’ve had to date), Geeks in the military? And we […]

Cast: Joel, Eli & Denise Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids Topics and Links: A large portion of the show is spent on “The Dark Knight.” We also discuss what would happen if “Mr. Holland’s Opus,” “Jaws” and “Forrest Gump” were all the same movie. We address questions from the readers, and discuss “This week […]

In the post show for Episode 21 we take live reader questions, talk a bit about “The Experiement” and spiral out of control into the most offensive discussion I have ever taken part in. I present to you “The LOLacaust” [Seriously, it’s all jokes. Don’t listen if you are easily offended. I’m sorry.]

Cast: Joel, Eli, & Josh Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids Topics and Links Iphone 3G, Ave Q, New HE Store, Channelsurfing.net, “Making of Evan Almighty”, E3 , Dont eat CFL bulbs We answer questions from the listeners OSXBMC changes name Iron Man to play Sherlock Holmes Fanboys saved “Fanboys” It’s Always Sunny in Space […]

In the post show for Episode 20 we talk about Eli’s nicknames, updates on “The Experiment,” Josh’s love for terrible movies, The Penny Arcade Game and answer some live questions from the commenters.

Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids Topics and Links The Comedy Stylings of Robert Saget Eli and Denise saw “Wargames 2” and lived Nightmare on Elm St. reboot Dethklok Live at The House of Blues in Dallas BrendonSmall.com No Billy for Battlestar? Easily crackable games are the future of […]

If you enjoyed HijiNKS Ensue Podcast Episode 19, here’s more… of it. We plan Allison’s Arrested Development party,  talk about Flight of the Conchords, and debate the morals of video game piracy.

Cast: Joel, Eli, Denise & Allison Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids Topics and Links Arrested Development Movie for 2009? Robert Smigel doing 70’s TV game show remake Ron Moore’s new show sounds crappy, has a person in it Dragon Ball guys has super anime facial features Disaster Movie looks like a piece of shit […]

If you enjoyed HijiNKS Ensue Podcast Episode 18, here’s about 30 minutes of extra BS’ing we recorded afterward. Josh and Eli lament the premature death of Sealab.

Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids, Not for the easily offended Topics and Links Dallas douche tries to stop the Serenity? The Orphan Copyright Act Vaginas do not actually have teeth (but don’t tell Josh) NBC Ameri-murdering Eli’s favorite British show: Top Gear Ed Norton vs. Marvel (it turns […]

Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise Bonus Cast: Justin (FarrisG), Allison, Cynthia, Roger, and Emily Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids. Jokes about Racism and other sensitive topics. Not for the easily offended. Topics and Links HijiNKS Ensue Podcast Vidcast Simulcast Castcast (Josh accidentally didn’t save the video, so it isn’t archived on Ustream.) Read […]

Cast: Joel, Eli, & Josh Denise Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids (NOTE: Contains humor concerning racism and religion. If you are easily offended, this probably isn’t a good episode for you.) Topics and Links Eli is “Back in Brown!” A-Kon ’08 (Eli’s Pics) (Awesome Pikachu costume) Spiraling‘s new album “Time Travel Made Easy” is […]

Cast: Joel, Josh & Denise Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids Topics and Links HijiNKS Ensue Forum!!! Didu’s Badass Reader Art (Didu’s Comic) Josh laments Indy 4 Indy 4 = No BTTF 4 EVAR! Corn Mo Tours Europe with Ben Folds Could Spider-Man Be Going Back To High School? Cylons Baseships Run Windows XP? Indy […]

UPDATE YOUR PODCAST RSS FEED LINK:  http://feeds.feedburner.com/hijinks-ensue-podcast Cast: Joel, Josh & Denise Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids Topics and Links  PS3 Thumb Dick Ad “They Call Her One Eye“ Update on Denise’s Buffy Experiment 1st Dollhouse Trailer kind of dissapointing Starship Troopers 3: Johnny Rico!!! Let Best Buy “Professionally Install” Your XBox Games Universal […]

(pic courtesy of reader: Chuck Demiakumu) UPDATE YOUR PODCAST RSS FEED LINK:  http://feeds.feedburner.com/hijinks-ensue-podcast Cast: Joel, Eli, & Josh Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids Topics and Links: Margaret Cho knows what it’s like to be a gay man VHS Challenge is a GO! Landalf the Black, or Gando the Brown Shirt/Store Updates Battlestar talk Happy […]

UPDATE YOUR PODCAST RSS FEED LINK:  http://feeds.feedburner.com/hijinks-ensue-podcast Cast: Joel, Eli, & Josh (& un-mic’d Denise) Rating: Explicit, NSFW, NSFAnywhere, Not for kids Topics and Links Trekkies II Cher was in M.A.S.K. Brothers in Arms: Hell’s Highway “Face Stab” trailer Driver’s Ed. Captain Power: Lasers vs. VHS Batman vs. Mortal Kombat Tom Cruise and Ron Moore […]

Cast: Joel, Eli, & Denise Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids Topics and Links The Ft. Worth Zoo has honky tigers Stan Lee’s Lightspeed sucked a black hole Attack of LOTR in HD pt. 2 Ice is back with a brand new invention: Spousal Abuse! Don’t fuck with Chuck… Norris Blank Check is a cinematic […]

Cast: Joel, Eli, & Josh Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids Topics Charlton Heston Movie Remakes Fall TV Lineup Clone High Bootleg Battlestar Galactica Premiere (Spoilers) Iron Man Preview Footage Dallas Comic Con “Undefeatable” VHS Library Mail Order of Doom! This Week in Internet PVP Bacon Suit Comic Short Circuit Remake Bill and Ted Remake […]

“Joss Whedon’s Dr. Horrible” Interview with Mad Scientist Jonathan Reilly Cast: Joel, Eli, & Josh Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids This Week in Internet •    Tramp Stamps for Kids! •    Rick Astley Interviewed about Rick Roll •    Inventor of Warp Drive is George Bush Sr. •    GALACTICA’s Eick Developing CHILDREN OF MEN for TV […]

Cast: Joel, Eli, & Denise Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids, Religious jokes Disclaimer: We love everybody. If something in this podcast offends you deeply, remember it’s all a joke. Show Notes Topics: The annual migration of the Gays This week in Internet Video Game Colleges- Pros and Cons Bass Pro Shops Shitty DVD’s at […]

Cast: Joel, Eli, & Josh – Mikey, Jen & Jeremy Topics: The Lost Episode, Sexual Discovery? Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids, Sexually explicit [04:13] The Lost Episode begins [05:15] 2 girls 1 cup The Show (link) [06:11] All Nude Bachelor Party/ The One Armed Stripper [9:19] Sexy German talk [11:50] Luby’s Lunchcast intro [13:14] […]

Cast: Joel, Eli, & Josh Topics: Internet Memes, All-Con, Black Devil Doll Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids [4:40] You just got rolled/ Goatse Virgin/ Massive Goatse Roll/ Will Arnett on Human Giant/ [12:55] Cooter by Jessica Simpson/ Eli the Paparazzo/ Frodo the Paparazzo [21:50] All-Con = Colossal Win/ SCA/ Eli’s All-Con Pics (Flickr link)/ […]

Cast: Joel, Eli, & Josh Topics: LOST/La Bamba/ King of Kong/ Controversy/ Shitty Movies/ All-Con Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids EVERY TIME YOU HEAR A RECORD SKIP, THAT MEANS GARAGE BAND QUIT RECORDING!!! Hijinks Ensue PodcastShow Notes: [1:30] James O’Barr’s Handler/ LOST/ Traditional Mexican Weddings/ Technical Difficulties + More LOST/ Battlestar Hendrix Cop Rock […]

Cast: Joel, Eli, & Josh Topics: Cons Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids Hijinks Ensue PodcastShow Notes: [01:55] Predator The Musical/ Twister the Musical/ Eli is hung over/ The BFRickRoll (link)/ Rick Roll Pie Chart (link)/ Rick Rolling the Church of Scientology (link)/ Mario Paint Rick Roll (link) [09:20] Mario Paint Hotel Shenanigans/ Predator Adolescence/ […]

Cast: Joel, Eli, & Josh Topics: Worst Jobs ever Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids Hijinks Ensue Podcast Show Notes: [01:17] Jen Loves Vaginas/ Josh’s Birthday @ Luby’s [06:40] The Intros/ The Lost Podcast/ Keith Pizza [11:34] Spelling Bee Uncomfortableness (http://youtube.com/watch?v=bGdCeMayUjk) [14:38] Novelty Cake Toppers are legal in Texas (http://fleshbot.com/356312/texas-sex-toy-ban-overturned)/ Dildo Baggins/ For Tobacco use […]

Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh, Allison & Denise Topics: 80’s Movies, Transformers, Brave Toasters Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids Hijinks Ensue PodcastShow Notes: [00:59] Eli wants to harass people at Horror Con [02:50] The Country Fried Live [03:50] Josh gets naked for bread [04:49] Waitress takes our orders (skip this) [06:00] Mutants of the Deep […]

Cast: Joel, Eli & Josh Topics: Lost, Rambo, Cloverfield, American Gladiators, Rambo, Ents, Rambo and Rambo Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids Show Notes: [01:38] The Final Countdown (link) [03:00] Lost Season 4 premier underwhelms [06:00] Rambo IV makes grown men giggle [13:00] Drucilla meets Rambo [14:00] Candy Mountain (link) [16:30] 1st Caller: Sweet Child […]