The Hodgepod with Mike and Conny

Witches, ballet, Salem Massachusetts , a guy with a prominent camel toe, controlled drunk driving, Robosaurus, this episodes got it all. we even briefly talk about the classic Dario Argento film Suspiria, but we can help but be unruly boys.

A summer time throw back from when we had a longer name from the show. It's still just Bill Murray riffing and other people were there.

Great sets, Alien Neuralink, mutants they call mutANTS for some reason, zippers on costumes, and thinly vailed propaganda, plus Martin Scorsese watched it as a boy, this films got it all. So we mostly talk about what to do with your penis when you urinate.

It's a Citizen Kane shot, but this involves giant tits.

The podcast that's just like two monkeys trying to fuck the same football.

Neither Bob Hoskins or John Leguizamo could make except rockabilly Toad.

We recorded this episode July 11th so I guess Conny wins the bet. Join us this week for a Cable Classic / Podstalgia that's just as in poor taste as the premise of this episode or like pretending a dead senator is alive to avoid a run off election or something.

Not even ham and cheese hot pockets could make this movie good. Maybe we should have done pizza flavor? I'm sorry. Cowabunga dude.

Two Podcumentarys for the price of one warm Milwaukee's Best Ice. This week we're in two locations where the delco accent is the norm along with excessive drinking and embarrassing future conversations with loved ones. Two films, two guys, Judas priest, and Wild Wild Wild Wildwood New Jersey.

The #1 Unruly boys pod cast is once again Evil and in League with Satan. Vroom Vroom baby, Hail Satan!

We piss all over hospitality and only briefly discuss the film Troll 2, and whether or not they are actually living in the nightmare of a boy that died and went to hell. Then we just like kinda talk shit or whatever, ya know. Give us FIVE stars and put the shopping cart back.

The podcast is Jerkin this week with for the conclusion of Alex's Girl Power Weekend.

Spice up your life with Mike, Conny, and special guest Alex for part one of Alex' s Girl Power Movie Night here on The Hodgepod. When the rabbit of chaos is pursued by the ferret of disorder through the fields of anarchy, it is time to hang your pants on the hook of darkness.

Lemuria, Mu, weird bugs, jet jaguar, a loving same sex relationship, white guys in togas, and footage from other Godzilla films but don' t let any of that  distract you from the fact that in 1998, Godzilla threw Megalon off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.Congratulations to Conny and Alex, I love you both.Otsukare~ Kanpai !

A Sumer time remix so you to can pickle the dog like a true American baseball guy.

A remix of our 2024 Amadeus episode with like 40 extra minuets of tangental digressions on the number one unruly boys podcast.

Well Golden Gods and Fever dogs its a Podstalgia TM so its a real Digressionary one . Come find out about how everyone in the 70s was terrible with your two favorite guys who weren't there. Also his mother quotes Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, not Søren Kierkegaard although I'm sure Kierkegaard quoted Goethe at some point, but I digress.I'm on drugs.

So this guy who looks like Mexican Charles Bronson has like a really weird dream about the Intrepidos Punks and honestly man it was a bummer. Somehow despite all the nudity, motorcycles, satan worship, violence, open cocaine use and an actual Luchadore it almost put us to sleep. Honestly we would like a coffee table book of the production though.Viva la Hodgepod!

Chow Yun-Fat is a Bruno Kirby level cool in this John Woo classic where we find out what if you tackled a guy with a motocross bike or murdered countless henchmen while holding a baby. Honestly dude it was some pretty wild stuff. Hell yeah brother.

Come get overwhelmingly bummed out with Mike, Conny and the potential threat of total nuclear annihilation of the human species that is completely out of your control and looms over all of our heads on a moment to moment basis since some time In the 1950s. We also spend a lot of time talking about anything else including traffic in the great state of New Jersey, and what cookie is the best cookie? Give us five stars and stick your head between your legs and kiss your ass goodbye.By the way Conny was right, the sound clip from the Possibility of life's Destruction by the greatest hardcore punk band of all time Discharge does come from The War Game (1965). So you can remember that when you hear the sound of an enormous door slamming the depths of hell.

"The movie was right, marihuana is addictive and everyone who smokes it should be jailed for indecency."Just a little 420 Remix of our old Reefer Madness or Tell Your Children to Smoke Weed, episode. The end which was our first mention of our unofficial third member Leslie and his film guide, a fact I bring up for no particular reason whatsoever.

Your old pals The Hodgepod with Mike and Conny TM get locked out of hyperspace with the worst guy to ever play ping pong, Martin supreme. Turns out the DMT robot elves preferred Sinners. Alright, love you.

So the moral is, don't walk where you're not supposed to walk, because there may not be somebody with super human strength to save ya little ass. And don't do drugs, that's it. The Hodgepod with Mike and Conny now with a little to much 30 something angst for its own good.

Conny saves the birthday epps with an Oscar winning bear attack.They killed his lad and he gos in and kills.

Join your two pals as they make a list of films they probably should have watched instead of The Hunter (1980) for Connys special birthday special.Unfortunately, not even Steve McQueen could make bounty hunting look cool.

Two just absolutely huge, pendulous, and natural Dorris Wishman and Chesty Morgan episodes lovingly smashed together, and shook for your pod cast enjoyment. Big heaving examples of what it looks like when two giants work together on a project.Enjoy this DDDouble feature with your two favorite heavy hangers Mike and Conny.

How many Dorris Wishmans is a Conan? And other Hodgepod stats followed by a podstalgia Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas episode. When white rabbit peaks I want you to give us five stars.

The ants have circled the bean sack once again with a remixed extended version of our beloved Doris Wishman's nudist films.Podsploitation at its finest feat.Nude On The MoonBlaze Starr Goes NudistHide Out In The SunGentleman Prefer Nature GirlsDiary Of A NudistThe Prince And The Nature Girl

Would you eat koolwhip you found in the parking lot at work? and other important philosophical questions with a really stoned guy and his best friend, who is not now and has never been a part of the intelligence community.

Podcast the Remake Mike's cutPropagandar on the TV, Propagandar In the news.His name is Anthony.

A remixed/extended version of our The Gate (1987) episode with our old pal Steve. A Hell on earth where they choke slam the dog to hell. The Dogmare continues.

Jesus said "The hodgepodge with Mike and Conny is the best show on the internet, hands down, five stars." That's right Jesus actually told me.A Macabre Podstalgia with the son of our lords favorite podcast. Ra provides

Death by Misadventure.

"The blood ritual turns bone daddy into Clive Barker's the Newt."Mike and Conny are bewitched by a PodFu seemingly tailor made for our podcast.

"In this one he can't do a full split, until he gets put in his fuck contraption."

We would like to formally apologize to filmmaker Kevin Smith, Jon Bon Jovi, Bruce Springsteen, and The Great State of New Jersey in general for any controversial or silly things we may or may not have said during this episode or really any time you have interacted with us together or separately in person or otherwise. We thank you for your patience as we learn to podcast as well as the great Kevin Smith or any of the various people he talks at for 1 to 2 hours. Kevin we owe you a pork roll egg & cheese for being such a good sport. Love Mike & Conny Ps. Mike and Conny would like to apologize to all the New Jerseyans who call it "Taylor ham". We agree that Taylor is the superior brand, but chose to use the more generic title for the sandwich to be more inclusive. Thank youPps. Mike has never met actor Jason Mewes, does not know him personally and has never bought weed from him. He was speaking metaphorically about people LIKE the character Jay that he may or may not have met or bought weed from at some point in his life. Mike's dad for sure did stand in line with the guy at this Quick Chek that used to be on Bay ave in Highlands in like 2002 or some shit. I think it's like Circle K now.Snoogins

The actual film that somebody made.

And then she gives birth to Father.

They left the last 10 minutes on this movie, so I left the first like 20 something minutes on this episode. We should all be ashamed. (Remixed)

How to build a grav with Mike and Conny, Purple Sticky Punch edition.A remixed extended cut of one of our first episodes where I attempt to defend the 1996 film Bio-Dome. I still cannot defend the film and I have still never made that theme song I mention in the episode and personally I feel I have no choice but you blame you, the listener.I love you.

Q.What are we made of? A.George Washingtons.Dadstalgia TM. Happy Independence Day and apologies to all the Melvins.

For no particular reason what so ever at all, a very special remix/rerelease of our classic Missing (1982) episode.Make sure you keep you eye out for older episodes getting the remixes they deserve, and the military junta. I love my dead commie son. Jack Lemmon Party and Pissy Spacesuit ride again.

The Unruly Boys take on a Sunday morning stoner comedy.

Boo dude!

Jerk-off hand motion TM

Hey.

Your power is derived from how fat your neck is.

"Elections are won with television. You don't need the press, you don't need endorsements, you don't even need the truth. You need money" 0r "Bricked up for kung fu"

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (the ancient Irish crust punk midwife who vaguely looks like a silly gorilla took MY BOY!)

The Hodgepod with Youth and the Drug Explosion.