The Horropocalypse Podcast
by The Horropocalypse
Horropocalypse is a low budget, zero credibility cast, hosted by jackasses sounding snobby while reviewing all things horror entertainment. Stop in, give us a listen, and hopefully subscribe. You can help us immensely if you rate and review us on Apple, Google or your streaming service of choice!
Episodes
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Couples Scare-epy Ep. 10 - SLAXX
Killer Vampire Pants. Seriously, what more do you need to know? LINKTREE: https://www.linktr.ee/Horropocalypse E-MAIL: [email protected] YOUTUBE: https://www.YouTube.com/HorropocalypsePodcast PHONE: 323-5-HORROR ---Sponsored by--- Don't forget to check out our friends over at The Gamers…
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Godzilla Vs Kong
You've been waiting for it, now it's here. Of course you could have seen this a month ago if you watch our Facebook Live feeds. LINKTREE: https://www.linktr.ee/Horropocalypse E-MAIL: [email protected] YOUTUBE: https://www.YouTube.com/HorropocalypsePodcast PHONE: 323-5-HORROR ---Sponsored...
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Couples Scare-epy Ep. 9 - Phantom of the Paradise
Phantom of the Opera meets Picture of Dorian Gray meets rock opera. This was one of Michael's favorites but not for the others. LINKTREE: https://www.linktr.ee/Horropocalypse E-MAIL: [email protected] PHONE: 323-5-HORROR ---Sponsored by--- Don't forget to check out our friends over at The...
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Zack Snyder's Justice League
Michael and Chris, after a few technical difficulties, finally get to discuss Justice League, the "We wish we were Lord of the Rings" cut by Zack Snyder. Pretty fun discussion with lots of audience participation on Facebook Live. LINKTREE: https://www.linktr.ee/Horropocalypse E-MAIL:...
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Couples Scare-epy Ep. 8 - Banana Splits
Another couple joins the Scare-epy Session this episode as Chris and Katie take a seat on the couch and subject themselves to The Banana Splits. What happens when a child living his truth gets to see his favorite kids show animatronic team during their cancellation? Why a murderous rampage of...
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Willy's Wonderland: NO EDITING!
This is a raw, unedited version of our Willy's Wonderland episode. I'm just too lazy and after already doing like 6 episodes today, and all this scheduling, I'm just done. Enjoy this or not, let us know. LINKTREE: https://www.linktr.ee/Horropocalypse E-MAIL: [email protected] YOUTUBE:...
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Couples Scare-epy Ep. 7 - XTRO
The couples today are faced with a scifi horror of epic proportions. XTRO. Take the original concept of ET, mix with a child suffering from father abandonment, mix in some magic and animated toys that have nothing to do with the plot, and you have XTRO. How will the couples handle this hurdle in...
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Couples Scare-epy Ep. 6 - SKY SHARKS
Is this our first 5 star rated film of the year? Is this film the very symbol of perfection? Could this become the film that all others are compared against for the rest of eternity? Well one of those could be true. Nazi Zombies flying on genetically engineered sharks that can turn invisible and...
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The Deep - No, It's not horror. Blame Chris!
So on this episode we decided to take Chris' coworkers recommendation and watch Peter Benchley's The Deep. Chris neglected to look into the movie first so now we are covering a non horror movie. Hear our thoughts anyway. LINKTREE: https://www.linktr.ee/Horropocalypse E-MAIL:...
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Couples Scare-epy Ep. 5 - Feast 2
I learned one thing while editing this episode, do not try and listen to Joe Pera while trying to upload. I'm ready for sleep. Which I'm sure you're wondering why I am rambling about something other than Feast 2. Well, that's because I'd rather talk about anything other than Feast 2. Anyway…
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FREAKY - Not our best work
Whoooo boy... This is not one for the record books that's for sure. We don't start talking about the movie until about 22 minutes in, we are riddle with technical difficulties, and did we stay on topic for more than 5 minutes at a time? Guess you'll have to check it out and see. I think watching...
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Couples Scare-epy Ep. 4 - Feast
Take 2 couples, have them watch some of cinema's worst celluloid productions, and the ensuing nightmares birth COUPLE'S SCARE-EPY! On today's nightmare, we are forced to watch FEAST as chosen by David and Laura. A tale about a small desert town over run by crazed sex-hungry0 animal human hybrids....
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2020 Retrospective (4 Months too late)
What's the old saying? Better late than never? BAH! We recorded this episode many month ago and this was one of the many that got lost in the shuffle of trying to get back on track. Well here it is. Listen to Chris, Michael, and Ian discuss films over the last year, take your phone calls and…
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The Vigil w/ special guest Jacqueline
In todays episode we discuss Jewish horror with Keith Thomas' The Vigil. Join Chris, Michael, and special guest Jacqueline as they sit watch over your poor souls and discuss the intricacies of madness versus the supernatural. LINKS: https://www.linktr.ee/Horropocalypse
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Apology and Facebook Episode
So it seems I just realized that I have not yet uploaded an episode in over 3 months. This episode is an apology, a promise, and a test to see who's listening. Will you win the million dollars? Let's see. LINKS: http://www.linktr.ee/Horropocalypse
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Couples Scare-epy Ep. 3 - Tremors Shrieker Island
Episode 3 of Couple's Scare-apy is really trying these couples. How much longer can they hold together watching films like Tremors: Shrieker Island? Could these films also be bringing them closer together? Who will be the first to throw a chair? All these questions and more will not be answered…
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House Shark with special guest Cayt Feinics
A few episodes back Cayt thought we should all watch House Shark. What do you do when a cute actress tells you should watch a "So bad it's fun" movie? You watch it, pray for the best and have her on as a guest again. Was it worth it? Let's discuss. PATREON:...
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Couples Scare-epy Ep. 2 - Eden Lake
Episode 2 of Couples Scare-apy is out. In this depressing little segment we discuss Eden Lake. Little brats, poor dogs, abusive parents, and a couple who just wanted a little getaway. All a mixture that is sure to end in laughs and hijinx. Am I right? Let's see... PATREON:...
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Couples Scare-epy Ep. 1 - Sinister
The first in a new series on Horropocalypse called Couples Scare-apy. With Chris moving to every other day, we needed to fill the void for you the fans. Thus this couples segment was born. My wife and I will partner with other couples to discuss horror movies and review them based on our personal...
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New On Shudder 25 - 5 Minute Fears: Black Sabbath
Bava's back again with an anthology from the 1960's. Amazing color work, fun story, and Boris Karloff. What more could you want? Of course, the Bava Babes! Well fear not. In this movie we get some sexy vampires. PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/HorropocalypsePodcast FACEBOOK:...
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New On Shudder 24 - 5 Minute Fears: Shock
Perhaps one of Mario Bava's best works. Creepy possessed kids, hot moms, drugs, mystery, murder. It has it all. PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/HorropocalypsePodcast FACEBOOK: https://www.facebook.com/pages/category/Podcast/Horropocalypse-Podcast-747105842150512/ INSTAGRAM:...
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New On Shudder 23 - 5 Minute Fears: Coherence
This movie alone is well worth a months payment for Shudder. Twists and turns and a brutal scene that even though you see it coming, you can't believe she would stoop so low to do what she did just to be happy. Was she selfish, was she just being human, and what exactly did that comet do?…
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New On Shudder 22 - 5 Minute Fears: Lisa and the Devil
Mario Bava, hot naked 1970's babes, Evil, Murder, Rotting Corpses, Living Dummies, Twists, Turns, so many layers and angles. Just watch it and see. PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/HorropocalypsePodcast FACEBOOK:...
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New On Shudder 21 - 5 Minute Fears: Porno
Not what it sounds like. Although I am not above reviewing horror themed porn. There is after all, Friday the 13th a Nude Beginning. Anyway, a bunch of coworkers accidentally summon a sex demon and now must survive the night. Where's Sam and Dead when you need them most? PATREON:...
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Serpent and the Rainbow with Mitch Hyman
Mitch Hyman joins us again as we discuss Serpent and the Rainbow. A few audio issues, as per usual with Horropocalypse, but all in all a fun show. Can't wait to have him back on after the first of the year to discuss another movie. PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/HorropocalypsePodcast FACEBOOK:...
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1408 with Special Guest Randy of Straight Chilling
In this episode we have a special guest, Randy Gandy G-Landy of Straight Chilling Podcast fame. Every so often we have a guest from that show to help build up our credibility. Is it working? Anyway, in this episode we discuss perhaps one of the best PG-13 rated horror films, 1408 from Stephen…
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Celebrity September Ep. 3: Seb Godin
Seb Godin joins us to talk about his classics, some future works, and to just slum it with a zero credibility podcast. We couldn't be happier! We look forward to hearing more from him and hopefully getting him on the show again soon! PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/HorropocalypsePodcast…
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New On Shudder 20 - 5 Minute Fears: Creepshow Animated Special
Joe Hill, Stephen King, Greg Nicotero, This "animated" special has potential. All it needs is to be animated, a little better, and some animation. Did I say that this was barely animated? PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/HorropocalypsePodcast FACEBOOK:...
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Celebrity September Ep. 2: Cayt Feinics
Cayt Feinics, as seen in Clownado, Naked Cannibal Campers, Death-scort Service, Lycanimator, and so much more, takes some time to slum it with us at Horropocalypse. We enjoyed having her on the show so much and look forward to having her on more often. Listen in as she chooses the one Fright Bite...
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New On Shudder 19 - 5 Minute Fears: Urban Legend
Rebecca Gayheart, Jared Leto, Tara Reid, Dawson's Creek jokes. This movie is the epitome of the 90's. And it's not very good at all. PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/HorropocalypsePodcast FACEBOOK: https://www.facebook.com/pages/category/Podcast/Horropocalypse-Podcast-747105842150512/ INSTAGRAM:...
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New On Shudder 18 - 5 Minute Fears: Cherry Tree
Witches, devil baby, horrible acting, Ireland. Ok, it all makes sense now. PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/HorropocalypsePodcast FACEBOOK: https://www.facebook.com/pages/category/Podcast/Horropocalypse-Podcast-747105842150512/ INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/horropocalypse/ TWITTER:...
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Celebrity September Ep. 1: Mitch Hyman
Our first in a new series called Celebrity September is none other than creator of Bubba The Redneck Werewolf, Mitch Hyman. Join us as we discuss his comic, movie, writings, and his odd fascination with Serpent And The Rainbow. Check out the Bubba Movie, come back and listen to this extremely…
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Patreon Pick: Pin Plastic Nightmare
Continuing our rise from our catalogue of back episodes, we bring you this tasty nugget that has possibly grown stale. This episode was brought to us by Jay-Qwellin as she chose a movie that she enjoyed and wanted to see just how our taste in movies was as well. It was a fun viewing and a lot of...
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As Requested - Top 5 PG 13 Horror Movies
We are so far behind. The next 6-7 episodes may be audio rips from our Zoom meetings that we stream every week on Friday at 930pm on Facebook Live. Once caught up, we will be working on getting everything back to normal again. We had so many technical difficulties that may have finally been…
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GoFundMe Pick: Autopsy of Jane Doe ft. Bob of Straight Chilling
WARNING!! Crappy audio due to issues with files being sent. Had to rip the audio from our Facebook Live video. Still had a lot of fun, but as usually we were having technical difficulties and there is some crackle audio in the background. We are getting better though so in the mean time, enjoy…
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GoFundMe Pick: The Final Girls
Good Lord ... This is a blast from the past. We recorded this episode a while ago and I just completely forgot to edit it and release it. That being said, I lost some of the audio files so this is taken from the ZOOM recording we did for Facebook Live In this episode we attempt to discuss The…
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GoFundMe Pick: Torture Garden
First, The disclaimer: This episode will be a lazy edit. There may be dead air, there may be some missing audio, there may be parts of utter garbage. I don't think, be be prepared. Now, On to the real trash, this movie. Burgess Meredith, Jack Palance, Christopher Lee, what could possibly go…
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Hydraberg Birthday Pick: Terrified
Offered a birthday pick to a listener, he came back with Terrified. I was not expecting much, especially since the movie poster looked like a Black Mirror rip off. Boy were we surprised. Such a good little flick. Check out our thoughts and don't forget to wish Hydraberg a Happy Birthday! PATREON:...
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New On Shudder 17 - 5 Minute Review: Dead Heat
Never thought I would ever have to talk a Joe Piscopo film on my own damn show. Let alone one dealing with Zombies! meh ... oh well. Funny stereo types mixed with zombies and Treat Williams makes for a "fun" Dead Heat. PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/HorropocalypsePodcast FACEBOOK:...
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New On Shudder 16 - 5 Minute Review: Mausoleum
Super crazy, sex demon chick, with the last name Nomed, has demon heads for boobs. I'm not kidding ... PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/HorropocalypsePodcast FACEBOOK: https://www.facebook.com/pages/category/Podcast/Horropocalypse-Podcast-747105842150512/ INSTAGRAM:...
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GoFundMe Pick: Eight Legged Freaks
This pick was probably one of the most enjoyable in recent months. Eight Legged Freaks was brought to us by a generous donation from Mad Dog. Thank you for the support in this endeavor of ours. Eight Legged Freaks is a schlocky, ham fisted, horror comedy about giant mutated spiders attacking a...
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Raw as Raw can be - Death Bed: The Bed That Eats
Well folks, it finally happened. Michael was the screw up. After 2-3 years, Michael screwed up. This entire audio file is ripped from the Zoom video of their Facebook Live feed. The quality sucks, the cast can't stay on focus, it was just an all around bad movie and discussion. We did have some…
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New On Shudder 15 - 5 Minute Review: The Room
WOW. I am so sorry for this episode being late, the quality, just everything. Next week will be better. But anyway, this is a discussion on the movie The Room. Matt and Kate buy a secluded home in the countryside and discover a room that grants all their earthly desires. But what if one of them...
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New On Shudder 14 - 5 Minute Review: Turbo Kid
The Kid wanders the futuristic wastelands of 1992. Battles are fought over water, power, and Turbo Rider comics. Craziness in women is directly proportionate to their level of hotness. But none of this matters for the arm wrestling cowboy, Turbo Kid, or his traveling companion Apple. Seriously…
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New On Shudder 13 - 5 Minute Review: Confessional
Someone killed Zach and Amelia and someone else thinks it was one of these 7 college students that have been brought into this confessional to relieve their souls of their sins. But are they all just red herrings for someone else a bit more sister behind the scenes? New on Shudder ...…
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GoFundMe Pick: Return of the Living Dead
Terral pulls up with an awesome pick for us this week. One of the most iconic and influential zombie movies ever, Return of the Living Dead. Nazi doctors, living dead, flesh eating, rabid weasels, this movie has it all. Oh and a nekkid dancing Linnea Quigley. Whats not to look forward to. Full...
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New On Shudder 12 - 5 Minute Review: Blood Machines
I AM SO EXCITED TO FINALLY START WATCHING THIS! STOP READING THIS, DON'T EVEN LISTEN TO THIS CAST, JUST GO WATCH IT AGAIN! PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/HorropocalypsePodcast FACEBOOK: https://www.facebook.com/pages/category/Podcast/Horropocalypse-Podcast-747105842150512/ INSTAGRAM:...
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New On Shudder 11 - 5 Minute Review: Devil's Mile
3 kidnappers take a wrong turn, get lost, kill one of their hostages by mistake, meet the devil, and pay for the crimes. Yeah ... the plot can't follow direction much like the driver in this group. You can watch it if you want, but meh... avoid it if you like. You wont miss much. PATREON:...
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New On Shudder 10 - 5 Minute Review: I Know What You Did Last Summer
Ahhh. Welcome back to the days of the 90's Slasher Flick. When all you had to be was an attractive teen from some kind of prime time drama and you also had a movie role or two. Don't believe me? Look it up. A couple even came from Party Of Five. (Neve Campbell and Jennifer Love Hewitt for…
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New On Shudder 9 - 5 Minute Review: Hellraiser
I can't talk about this movie for just 5 minutes. In fact, I kind of rambled off here. I was so happy when this popped up on Shudder in their new listing because now I get to talk about it again. In fact, I'm going to read the Novella again while you all check this episode out. Let us know what…
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