The Hot Flush

It turns out Kayte's declaration of eyebrow maximisation was only about waxing. We talk threading and how perhaps updated beauty treatments are just not that bad. Or painful. Kim still hasn't found a pair of jeans - her courage in this quest is untold. Except on the podcast, where it is profuse. More make-up recommendations, and a serious chat about the adjustment to being a mum to adults. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week Kayte ranks her top three funerals and shares the strict instructions for her own passing. In a complete turn of events, Kim is still moving and goes on and on about it. We meant to talk about the power of music on mood but forgot, so keep an eye out for that in Ep5. There are readers' questions and our Product of the Week. Let's go! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kim and Kayte deliberate on the difference of a story or a list of very boring facts. They call in the big guns of beauty and farshun (Jack) and Kim scores a make-over, taking at least 6 months off her appearance. Dream jobs, worst jobs, the latest health updates, and how Kayte's cat keeps cloning itself. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kayte finds the shortcomings of Chat GPT when it comes to solving restlessness, we discuss the merits and deficits of an open fire, Kim reflects on moving following a medical misadventure, we reminisce on the awards we have won and how we're now using the modern iteration of Oil of Ulan (now Ulay to unify global branding, apparently). But most of all, Kayte makes Kim try a lip "stain" recommended by TikTok influencers. What could possibly go wrong. (Narrator: A LOT) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

After an unintended five week break, Kayte and Kim are back with tales of medical misadventure, confusing (ex) ABC royalty Sarah McDonald with sugar hater Sarah Wilson, finding a fountain of youth in Bali for $6, how much Prince loved the puss and so much more. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A bumper edition as we bring Season 1 of The Hot Flush v2.0 to a close. Kim monologues about the NDIS, Kayte monologues about friendship and delivers the second of our regular 'Products we love' segment (a record for us) - in Season 2 we might actually make it regular. Maybe. We go through a haul of readers' questions, laugh like witches stirring a cauldron, and all the usual nonsense. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kim comes across as completely sane by revealing her imaginary arch nemesis, Kayte is well and truly over being her new GP's latest science experiment. We travel down memory lane, Kayte reflects on her brushes with fame, Kim explains the joys of the Puffing Billy, and we commiserate on the challenges of getting a wee sample. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kim forgot to take her dexies and Kayte is waiting for the Coloxyl to kick in, which means there is no better time for Kim's oversharing, Kayte's crankiness, unsolicited medical advice, and relationship guidance. Get on board. (NOTE: In this episode we talk about medical conditions and treatments. We are not doctors or medical professionals in any way so please do not use our advice for any medical decision - beyond getting yourself to your GP to get that shit sorted out.) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kayte has her ranty cottontails on this week, with several things being On the List, including influencers being inappropriate. Kim reveals yet another stellar story from her childhood triggering one of the longest laughter tracks in Hot Flush history. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

All hail the return of #onthelist and Kayte's comprehensive marketing report. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Your illustrious leaders Kayte Murphy and Kim Berry cover much terrain - Mardi Gras, hip twinges, food hunger and how laziness worked in Kim's favour to go grey. (Trigger warning: pedophilia) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The regular nonsense and some grown-up moments. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kim’s Heated Rivalry dreams realised, our very first (rejected) brand collab, this week’s new love/hate segment, the power of dumplings, and what is smut. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kim & Kate tackle the big issues once more - fat skirts, bullet-proof undies, and the best paint to slap on your face. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kim expands on the wonderland that is her body while Kayte shares what it's like to have new boobs and go on a sticky sock holiday. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What better way to revive The Hot Flush than with a tale of Kim sleeping rough in a foreign country. Five years on and rest assured, nothing (and yet, everything) has changed. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

One week until Mrs Berry's nuptials. We find out Mrs Woog was fired by her wedding dressmaker and that she married in the magical fairyland of Windisor. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Boob squishes, hysto updates, weddning news, mindfulness vs HRT and so much more. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We're back with a definite kick in our step - let's revel in it while it lasts. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

When you're tits get you down and eating gives you the shits. Perimenopause, the Ted talk. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We briefly break our hiatus to celebrate Mrs Woog's hysto and Mrs Berry's first period in 110 days. What a time to be alive. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's been a while, it's a lot. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We're back! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mrs Berry has come over all Protestant while Mrs Woog has been practising self love. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Well it's week two and Mrs Berry and Mrs Woog are already in foul moods. Is it the heat? Is it the continual global woes? Is it that we're actually not angry, just disappointed. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's a new year and everything is still the same! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We're at the pointy end of the year, tempers are frayed, humidity is high, what better way to celebrate than compare the worst gift you ever received. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mrs Woog has grown a little friend, Mrs Berry grows the number of cohorts of society she offends, and other stuff Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mrs Woog expresses her displeasure about entrepreneurs from Bondi, Mrs Berry goes to Canberra and likes it, more butt talk, and muff cam. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We all lose our shit, we talk about how to do it with style and less cortisol. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mrs Woog is on the up, Mrs Berry not so much. Who's on the list this week, and how to silence the nasty inner voice. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We talk about depression, being depressed, what helps treat depression and how we want to kick depression in the dick. (If you are currently feeling depressed, please seek help through your GP or support services. You are not alone. It does get better.) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mrs Woog has found her libido, Mrs Berry has a skin check and they both lose bladder control. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

When you're feeling flat and stretched too thin you need to lie on your friend's bed and then laugh for an hour or two. Mrs Woog and Mrs Berry embody one of the best ways to improve your mood - laughter, a whinge and a good sandwich (two condiments). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mrs Woog has gross friends, we still hate golf, mothers' blind pride also gets a spray and Kim marks six years since her family realignment. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mrs Berry recounts the alley cat phase for new Hot Flushers, there's a weird bit where she rages about golf and Mrs Woog's impression of riding pillion on a motorbike has to be heard to be believed. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mrs Woog and Mrs Berry reflex on the wondrous week that was, the good, the bad, the challenging and uplifting. We talk about mental health and suicide in this episode. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mrs Woog and Mrs Berry's commitment to preparation and structure continues. Note it down, it won't last long. Also: HELLO EVERYONE WHO IS HERE BECAUSE OF SBS INSIGHT! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We get order and structure in preparation for our national television appearance. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mrs Woog and Mrs Berry reflect on the week that was with dulcet tones like you've never heard before. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mrs Woog explores career options, Mrs Berry is inexplicable chirpy, we talk porn and life choices with five teenage boys. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mrs Woog and Mrs Berry bring back The List, Mrs Berry's medical degree comes in handy and we talk about good porn, libido and gender. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mrs Woog is recovering from a groin strain and Mrs Berry comes over for dinner. And then cooks it too. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mrs Woog and Mrs Berry catch up over a gin, cup of tea and a glass of white wine. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

After Mrs Woog's house move, the women recline in her boudior and recount a very weird week. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Basically two episodes in a week. Who's loved? WHO? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The women couldn't get their shit together on the weekend so bring you a highly unusual Tuesday afternoon blitz. It's fast, it's furious, Mrs Berry tells a really boring story about sourdough. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We just shoot the breeze like we always do. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Change is uncomfortable, prickly, scary and challenging. It's basically the menopause of society. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Parenting, teenagers, partners, moods, friendship, you know the drill. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices