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The Hour Podcast
by Jeff and Jason
We tell jokes about the news so you don’t have to.
Episodes
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Episode 265 - Hidden Valley? Hide it more
It’s very masculine to listen to the pod! This week, a family has to move because cars keep crashing into their house! Like and Subscribe to the new more masculine Jesus, or at least that’s what guys are looking for in new churches. Scientists force guinea pigs to listen to Adele until it hurts...
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Episode 264 - The Hour Pod! F*ck Yeah!
It’s been a while since we’ve had a guest, and once again, foreigners are doing jobs that Americans don't want to do. This week, a brainless robber couldn't’ see himself robbing a bank, but will see himself in jail. A scientist got called in to confirm a bear in a car was actually a man in a…
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Episode 263 - Cool Ranch Computer Chips
Where did we come from, where did we go? It doesn’t matter, because we’re back! So, nothing much has happened, and the world isn’t going to shit in a handbasket. It’s not like we’ve got 15 pounds of shit in a 3 pound 1963 evening shit bucket. Anyway, this week, the people of London are going to…
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Episode 262 - Ohio: A BoRics Type of Place
It was a cruel summer without any episodes of the pod, but we’re back! This week, scientists says old people are full of shit. A woman is allergic to herself. A creep at the border wants to see you breasticles before he lets you into America. Finally, an Italian burglar gets caught because he…
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Episode 261 - Raws
Hey, what's that blonde haired podcast called? This week, a shitty Republican pours water in her colleague's bag for a number of months, but she claims it's because she saw a bug on it. An ER had to close because it was too hot, but not in a "Dr. Ross Sexiest Man Alive" sort of way. An inmate…
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Epsiode 260 - Jesus Dick Cheese, A Holy Swiss
If there’s bear meat at the picnic, maybe skip it, but don’t skip this episode of The Hour! This week, there’s probably plastic in your balls, and your lady balls as well because we don’t discriminate. Some guy gave his family brain worms, which probably wasn’t a problem because we’re guessing…
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Episode 259 - The Y'allncle's Fruit Fly Effect
A fruit fly beat it’s wings, and we’re back! Ya’ll ready for the latest episode? A guy tries to kill a pastor, but got had different plans, which were of course to ignore the pain and suffering of millions so he could make sure that sports team got a touchdown. An illegal cannabis shop goes up in...
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Episode 258 - Like A Breakfast Applebees
It’s The Hour by the foot! Hey, we’re back! This week, a guy doesn’t have a leg to stand on, or at least a foot to stand on, with his insurance claim. A woman makes a run for it but ends up in a cemetery, but not in the worst way. China has an interesting new latte that half of us would try....
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Episode 257 - Banana Face Lift
Where did we come from, where did we go? It doesn’t matter because we’re back! It’s been a bit but guess what, things are still crazy in Florida because an officer unloads his gun on his own car because of an acorn. US Marshals catch a criminal on the run using a metaphorical plate of bird seed...
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Episode 256 - Drive Thru of Tears
Should auld acquaintance be forgot? Maybe, but the pod should not be! We’re back, and Happy New Year! A guy goes noodling with his noodle in a Bass Pro Shop. A dead man may still knock up his wife’s cousin. Conservatives overjoyed because a kid accidentally gets pot laced candy, sadly for them it...
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Episode 255 - New Amsterdamese
I’m interested in this week’s episode! A lady decides to rob a Walmart with 75 cops in it because she wanted to live life on expert level. Another lady decided to smuggle a gun into her MRI, you know, just in case there was a bad MRI with a gun. Someone leaves their car in the toaster too long…
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Episode 254 - I Have Fliven
Are you thankful for our latest episode? This week, some people from west Philadelphia, born and raised, decided to rob a truck. Some guy wants his mom’s shit in his butt. Pigs may want to invade Minnesota, but maybe not, but if they are they are prepared. Finally, a plane has to go back to JFK...
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Episode 253 - Are You Eating Apple Scampi?
This week is a real Walt’s Apple Feast, what with having two shows in a row! This week, we learn from a dentist how we should be handling all that Halloween candy. Celine Dion is ruining the sleep of people in New Zealand, but only because she is the greatest singer in the world. If you want to…
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Episode 252 - Basically a Dry Florida
There’s a new episode of the pod in your neighborhood! This week, a guy dies at the wrong time of year, but at least he doesn’t have to pay the lawn crew that mowed around his body. The police choke someone’s emu. A pig targets a disabled family, so who did he learn that hate from? Finally, hope...
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Episode 251 - Jean-Luc!
Would you stab someone to listen to the Hour? Don’t worry, you won’t have to, unless your partner is into that. This week, a Canadian woman executes the perfect scam and gets 1,000 free condoms from Amazon. A lady tries to stab a dog but ends up just stabbing her niece. A lady thinks her Apple...
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Episode 250 - They Use The Pickle Water
Great heavens! Would you listen to a freeze dried episode? This week, Canadians think trying to find an apartment is worse than being in prison. It’s probably because they’d have to actually call someone on the phone to get a lease and they won’t do anything that isn’t through a website. A man in...
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Episode 249 - Shhh..... (you’re poor)
Are you sick of these motherf’in shits, on this motherf’in plane? Well, there are not shits on this show, but we do have skulls. This week, a human skull was brought to Goodwill, sorry, no refunds. A dog snuck into a Metallica concert and the internet thought it was cute. Someone shits themself…
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Episode 248 - An Erect Ass
It’s been a while so this might go a little longer than usual, as long as we can keep our butts erect. This week, we find out that Mountain Dew can remove DNA, why didn’t the true crime podcasts tell us this sooner!? Fox News has to cut to commercial when all their anchors get visible wood…
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Episode 247 - Are You talking About Huge Ackman?
Are the aliens on their way? Better question, are they a listener and do they know what Karl Dandleton would do? This week, Zoom says it’s product is worthless and insists on everyone returning to the office. Australia thinks they need the most consultanty consultants to consult on consulting....
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Episode 246 - You Could Blow a Rind
What other instruments do you think should duel? Hey, it’s been a while and we’re back at it! This week Carnitas are back in Arizona, so get them fast before everyone stops falling down on the asphalt. Pretty bad to die from drinking in Jamaica, innit? Smugglers try to put cocaine inside cheese,...
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Episode 245 - They’re Not Gonna Do Shit about Fuck
Would you put down your taco to eat a bite of your burrito? We wouldn’t, because we’re not monsters. This week, the zoo in Toronto wants you to stop showing the gorillas TikToks, I guess they’re tired of watching them all trying to recreate the dances. A rich guy is afraid the poor are going to...
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Episode 244 - Did You Say Smoke Snack
Should we have tried the riblettes? Probably. We’re back from a short break, just in time for another short break. This week in honor of Canada Day, we are Canada heavy! A burglar in Canada burgles and cleans a cupcake shop. Canadian police pull over a bus after a kid uses his Canadian and god...
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Episode 243 - Back To Me
You may need a cup of ambition to get through this week’s episode, but it won’t take you from nine to five. This week, a man shoots himself right in his dreams. A town council in England are in trouble for cutting down some mature trees used for sexing. Machines are coming to take the jobs the...
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Episode 242 - Possum Publicity Firm
We’re looking for some new PR firm, any suggestions? This week, A karen wants to talk to the manager of the hire a murderer site. What’s the discount when your killer takes too long? A guy in Van Buren Township ends up in a dump, but like, where else are you gonna be in Van Buren township? A...
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Episode 241 - He Got Shot in the Hot Pocket
What’s the deal with these AI, they get no respect! This week, a lady has her heart put in a museum, but don’t worry she had a spare. A bunch of students almost failed college because they all cheated using AI in one class. Indiana is bringing back the throwing star, now they just need to free…
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Episode 240 - Scrappy Was A Piece of Shit
How much is too much for a sandwich? I say the $5 food long is pushing it. This week, a stupid kid tries to kidnap a girl and her brother doesn’t even ask if that punk feels lucky. China can’t take a joke, but hey, I get cranky when I’m packed in with a lot of people too. Cows show their true...
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Episode 239 - The Guy’s Suckin On Night Toes
Hey, when was the last time you washed your feet? This week, we find out pasta is too expensive in italy, but in New Jersey they’re just throwing it in the woods. A new TikTok trend has people trying to smuggle Fruit Rollups into Israel, and the whole thing makes our teeth hurt. Finally, a hotel...
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Episode 238 - Sciatica!!!
Hey share your location because we want to know where you are at all times! This week, someone thought it was a good idea to let kids kill feral cats, until a bunch of people pointed out it was a bad idea, but don’t worry some crazies thing it’s still a good idea. A guy surrounded by deadly…
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Episode 237 - A Mobster Lobster OR The Ctrl-Alt-Del of Sin
If you donate to the pod today, we’ll send you a free WWKDD bracelet and a The Hour tote. This week, the pope says he’d totally swipe right for Jesus. NPR is cutting a bunch of jobs, now they’ll have to do their funding drive on the highway off ramp. A lab tells his friends he can quit any time…
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Episode 236 - How Do I Get Jodi Foster’s Attention
How do you prefer your podcasts, more fatty and gamey or lean and flavorful? After a short break we’re back and learning about a vending machine that sells bear meat in Japan. A guy thinks a child ghost wanted to mess with his car. A naked guy crashed his car, stole a bus, and then loaded it with…
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Episode 235 - Sh*tty *sses, Che*p E*gs
What’s your greatest home repair gone wrong story? This week, some guys pull a Half-Shawshanks, but needed to go a little further to get away with it. China has invented a kissing device, but there’s no tongue. Dollar Tree is getting rid of eggs, which is surprising because I didn’t know they…
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Episode 234 - The Top Sheik or the Fitted Sheik
We hope you’re not going to file a class action lawsuit because the Hour isn’t really ever an hour, though we probably don’t have enough listeners to constitute a class. This week, people try to swindle a guy using fake art, but my how the turn tables. A Virginia Judge goes back to the 1800s to...
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Episode 233 - I Didn’t Get Enough Butter On My A
Which butter do you think is better? This week, NASA tries to turn on a spacecraft. I assume they asked if they’ve ever launched here often. A guy finds a weird bug at Walmart, and does the most People of Walmart thing with it. Catches it and walks around with it in his hand as he shops. A big…
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Episode 232 - Like Turning A Hedgehog Inside Out
We were off due to some ice storms last week, but we’re back! This week, Democrats in Florida want to kill any joy for your dog. Spain tunnels are not wide enough for their new trains. Archaeologist find a wooden dildo, which sounds like you’re going to get some splinters. A cookie monster on the...
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Episode 231 - MC Hamster
It’s a weiner dog and Weinermobile extravaganza! An by that I mean we have a story about each! This week, two contractors fall into a vat of chocolate, but the Oompa Loompas got them out. India wants to rebrand Valentine’s day “hug a cow day” but you mom says she’s busy that day. A ballet…
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Episode 230 - A Life-Sized Groundhog’s Wingman
Jeff and I saw our shadows, guess that means at least 6 more weeks of The Hour! This week, a guy makes tacos out of zoo goats. A pig kills a guy after the guy “killed” it. Everyone knows the first rule in horror movies is to make sure they’re dead. A groundhog dies suddenly before he can give his...
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Episode 229 - The Tick Grams on Instaf*ck OR The Pope Died
They say death comes in threes! This week, two friends pull a weekend at Ingolstadt. Gillian Anderson wants to know your kinks, and Mulder is already turned on. The Satanic Temple is using its power to get around anti-abortion laws, does this make them the religious left? The Associated Press...
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Episode 228 - Grab Em By The Plinko
What’s your favorite game show, or game show bloopers? It’s Family Feud right? This week, Border Patrol is tracking a caravan of eggs at the southern border. FEMA creates their own disaster when they try to translate their forms into other languages. A guy goes to McDonalds and leaves with a bag...
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Episode 227 - Yo Quiero Somewhere Else
Would you eat Taco Bell for a month? I guess it depends on how much rat poison is in it. This week, the UK wants to ban junk food commercials and people bringing in cake for birthdays. Republicans think Google is biased against them because their e-mails are pretty spammy. An old lady is found...
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Episode 226 - It’s Just A Manwich
What would your vanity licence plate be? Ours, McCkn. This week, a lady sues a guy for giving her HPV, and she expects the geico to pay for it. A guy pees on a woman in business class, which we assume was on Trump Airlines. A guy steals a suitcase full of meat from a Walmart, but it’s his 70th...
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Episode 225 - Rendered Pigeon Fat
What is your favorite savory drink? We love the new Applebees Gravy Shots. ON this week’s episode, we’d like to know what is the acceptable level of meth according to the Boulder Library. A flat earth, conspiracy theorist, COVID denier dies of defintly not COVID that he took cow dewormer to…
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Episode 224 - How Many Years Are In A Fish Year
What is your favorite episode title from this year? Or really, from any year? We’re sure you’ll love this week’s! This episode we find out about what would make a Floridaman hit his wife with a Christmas tree. A Berlin hotel has to play 1,500 rounds of Finding Nemo, and unfortunately most of the...
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Episode 223 - Jason, It’s Our Christmas Episode
It’s a once in a generation show, in much the same way as the winter storm we just got. This week, remember to bring your cars in when it’s this cold, they could get frostbite between their treads. A guy makes a slapdash Christmas tree costume and then gets himself on a Santa’s naughty list. A...
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Episode 222 - I Do Starts At Conception
What commercial from the 1900s do you still remember? Well, we’re ready to order tickets to the theater and a Disney vacation. This week, drugs may cure alcoholism, but will I get addicted to the drugs? A woman is murdered, but not really. Don’t worry the “murderers” still went to prison. How do...
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Episode 221 - A Rat Tail On His Rat Tail
Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooalisten to our latest episode! This week, Florida cops may have victimized themselves by killing suspects. An anti-semitic asshole shows his asshole in court. A dog isn’t great at driving, but who is in Texas? Viewers of the World Cup on online steaming find out…
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Episode 220 - Anorexic Rigatoni
When was the last time you had a Fig Newton? This week, the woke liberals want the police to kill you with robots! Buddhist monks are high on meth, and none of them are from Florida! Bats may secretly be death metal singers. A monopoly game turns violent! Finally, a lady sues Kraft because she…
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Episode 219 - A Royal Travel Meeting August 3rd
It’s a holiday weekend full of tradition, but not full of booze. This week, a moose tracks himself into someone’s house, and has to get carried out. 50 Cent insists he has had no inflation where it really matters. People in Quebec have trouble with cows who keep trying to break away from them....
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Episode 218 - Bumble Bee Butt Plug
We just can’t stop gushing about this week’s episode! What’s chocolatey and praline like, apparently Neutron stars. Bumblebees just wanna have fun, and may have feelings. That’s just going to make Bee Movie worse. A slutty hooker ghost can’t finish the job. A lady takes some meat to the face in…
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Episode 217 - A Sister Wife Sister Wolf
It’s a great week for America, but probably an average week for this podcast. This week, spys try to steal nuclear secrets using a peanut butter sandwich, but unfortunately it was in a nut-free espionage. Pawn shops are getting more business and weirder items. Someone forgot to secure some papers...
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Episode 216 - A Nougat Snoot, A Nougat Snoot, A Snooty Nougat
Are you all still all hyped up on Halloween candy? Can we all agree that Butterfinger is trash? What’s not trash? This week’s episode. On this Hour, some cops dress up their horsey as a ghost, but it throws off some serious Birth of a Nation vibes. A guy wears a offensive costume and gets fired....
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