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The Humanz Race Show

by Derek, Abe & Cait

Here you’ll find episodes jam-packed with profanity-laced punchlines, irreverent impressions, and hilarious shenanigans that'll make you question your own sense of humor. Come join us as we dive headfirst into the realms of hilarity and push the boundaries of good taste as we share personal stories, discuss absurdities, and have a damn good time.

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Episodes

  1. S7 Ep.#18- Cold Meatballs

    Send your comments or feedback to us! The Crew Talks About Part Planning, Abe's Anniversary Dinner, Derek’s Itinerary For The Cruise, Celebrity Age Game, And Other Nonsense

  2. S7 Ep.#-17- The Old Dude Is Dancing

    Send your comments or feedback to us! The Crew Talks About Racism Topics, Generation Labels, Camcorders, Smoking In Public, Ghost Encounters, Alien Beliefs, Band Names A-Z Game, And Other Nonsense

  3. S7 Ep.#16- I Am Straight Pale Face

    Send your comments or feedback to us! The Crew Talks About Abe And Dereks Anniversary, Casinos,, Family Portrait Paint Night, Video Games,And Other Nonsense.

  4. S7 Ep.#15-Damsels & Dames

    Send your comments or feedback to us! The Crew Talks About School Dances, Amusement Parks, Themed Haunted Houses, Scary Movies, Halloween Decorations, Halloween Night, Custom Licenses Plates Ideas, And Other Nonsense.

  5. S7 Ep.#14- Buy A Vortex Rock

    Send your comments or feedback to us! The Crew Talks About The Weekend, Vinnys Baseball, Derek's Anniversary, Day Trips, Football Is Back, How Derek And Wendy Got Married, Renewing Our Vows, TV Shows, Selling Cards, And Other Nonsense.

  6. S7 Ep.#13- We're All Losers

    Send your comments or feedback to us! The Crew Talk About Vinnys Art Drawings, HS Elective Classes, Hollywood Tours, Nail Polish Color Game, And Other Nonsense

  7. S7 Ep.#12-Don't Go Dying On Me

    Send your comments or feedback to us! The Crew Talks About Funeral Plans, Funeral Songs, Your Will, Bands And Concerts We Want To See, Celebrity Birthday Game, And Other Nonsense.

  8. S7 Ep.#11- Derek The Bird Man

    Send your comments or feedback to us! The Crew Talks About Driving Slow In The Fast Lane, How Old Is Too Old To Drive, Driverless Cars, Owning A Robot, Derek The Bird Man, Best Duos, Where Old Sayings Come From And Other Nonsense.

  9. S7 Ep.#10- Funner Is A Word

    Send your comments or feedback to us! The Crew Talks About Derek Gets Stung By A Scorpion, Spiders, Sting The Wrong Thing Around Customers, Dressing Up To Go Out To Eat, Local Mexican Restaurants, Cait Moved Out, Traveling, And Other Nonsense.

  10. S7 Ep.# 9- So Close, Yet So Far

    Send your comments or feedback to us! The Crew Talks About Hiccups, Talking A Cruise, Ska Music, Massages, Jury Duty, Celebrity Height Game, And Other Nonsense.

  11. S7 Ep.#8- Mom Cried

    Send your comments or feedback to us! The Crew Talks About The Spiderman Movie, Giving Out Fake Names, Vin Buying Bootlegg Clothes, Vin's 1st Day At School, Lockers, Celebrity Birthday Game And Other Nonsense

  12. S7 Ep.#7- She's Pissed

    Send your comments or feedback to us! The Crew Talks About Obsession Movie, Scary Movie Genres, Sketchy Movie Theaters, Vinny Wants To Pierce His Ears, Backwards Song Game, Abe Cameo, A.I. Scam Videos, Meeting An On Line Friend, Teachers That Dont Like You, And Other Nonsense.

  13. S7 Ep.#6= Ken Oath

    Send your comments or feedback to us! The Crew Talks About Abe's Trip To Australia, Caits New Baby And Other Nonsense.

  14. S7 Ep.#5- You Got A Fly On Your Face

    Send your comments or feedback to us! The Crew Talks About Derek Being Italian, Accents, The Sopranos Show, Laughing And Smiling, Different Kinds Of Crying, Derek Thinks He Could Have A Baby, Pain Threshold, Hangovers Caitlyn Is Having Her Baby, Celebrity Age Game, And Other Nonsense.

  15. S7 Ep,#4- 2 Fours And A Two

    Send your comments or feedback to us! The Crew Talks About New Opening Theme Song, The Grand baby is Coming, Abe's Headed to The Land Down Under,Derek's Sist Removal, Swap Meet And Market Place, 4th Of July, Going to the Rodeo, Vinny Being Picky About Girls, Ice Cream Trucks And Other Nonsense.

  16. S7 Ep.#3- Sup' Girl

    Send your comments or feedback to us! The Crew Talks About Underwear, H.S., Derek Lost A Tooth, Movies, Final Round Of Commercial Jingle Battle, And Other Nonsense.

  17. S7-Ep.#2-Who's Driving

    Send your comments or feedback to us! The Crew Talks About Cover And Tribute Bands, Music Talk, Round 2 Of Commercial Jingle Battle, Age Game, And Other Nonsense

  18. S7 Ep.1- Get It Off My Fridge

    Send your comments or feedback to us! The Crew Talks About Average Thermostat Temp Inside, Derek In His Pool, Abe's Camping Trip, Snoring, Snuggling With Your Dog, Magnets And Pictures On Refrigerator, Photoshop And AI, T.V. Commercial Battle, And Other Nonsense.

  19. S6 Ep. #25= I Ain't F'n Leaving

    Send your comments or feedback to us! The Crew Talks About Kids Don't Play Musical Instruments Anymore, Watching Abe's Movies, Derek Chokes Up On Final Speech, Slam Poetry, Time Capsule, Morman Life, Teenage Party's, Social Media And Phones, Hippy Sports, Vinny Graduated, Baseball Expenses…

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  20. S6 Ep.#24- The Real McCoy

    Send your comments or feedback to us! The Crew Talks About 8th Grade Graduation, Visiting Your Parents, Older Kids Still Living At Home, Abe's Guy Trip To Australia, TVs Around Your House, Younger Generation Doesn't Watch TV Shows Anymore, Derek Is Retiring From Baseball Coach, The Michael Movie,...

  21. S6 Ep.#23- Air Fryed Chicken

    Send your comments or feedback to us! The Crew Talks About Getting Cait A Sugar Daddy, Woman Stabs Boyfriend Over Chicken, Patrick's Story, Accents, Karaoke, Hitting Without A Bat, And Other Nonsense

  22. S6 Ep.#22- Thick Skin

    Send your comments or feedback to us! The Crew Talks About Derek's Vegas Trip, Small Socks, Adult Coloring Books, Michael Jackson Movie, Golf Team, And Other Nonsense.

  23. S6 Ep.#21- Boyfriend Voice

    Send your comments or feedback to us! The Crew Talks About Being Nice To Customers, Farting In Public, Women Farting, TV Shows, Social Media Algorithms, Remembering Phone Numbers, 80's Commercials, And Other Nonsense.

  24. S6 Ep.#20- The Big Ern Comb Over

    Send your comments or feedback to us! The Guys Talk About Jeff's Hair, Barber Shops And Beer, Snacks, Caits Baby's Name, H.S. Baseball, Boom Ball Review, Derek And Vinny Are Going To Umpire Little League And Other Nonsense.

  25. S6 Ep.#19- A Dog Knows

    Send your comments or feedback to us! The Crew Talks About Getting a New Front Door, Colors, Subarus, Derek's New Cards, Getting into the U.F.C., Portillos, Abe's Diet, Dogs Hear Ghost, And Other Nonsense.

  26. S6 Ep.#18- Diamond Kneel

    Send your comments or feedback to us! The Crew Talks About Abe Returns, Dennis The Dog Learns To Catch, Vinny's Baseball Season Started,Taking The Boys To Hooters, Neil Diamond Movie, Deadpool 2, And Other Nonsense.

  27. S6 Ep.17-Little Cup Of Milk

    Send your comments or feedback to us! The Crew Talks About Midnight Snacks, Pets Only Website, Making Friends With The Neighborhood Crows, Girl Baby Names, Celebrity Age Game, And Other Nonsense.

  28. S6 Ep.#16- Milkshakes & Tears

    Send your comments or feedback to us! The Crew Talks About Freshman Orientation, Milkshakes, Grazing Food In A Store, Stealing, Solsbury Steaks, And Other Nonsense.

  29. S6 Ep.#15- Banned Not Band

    Send your comments or feedback to us! The Crew Talks About Derek's New Haircut, What Different Race Would You Be, Banned Baby Name Game, Milk on Schoo , Alphabetical Names, Salads And Dressings, And Other Nonsense.

  30. S6 Ep.#14- It Ain't No Hockey

    Send your comments or feedback to us! The Crew Talks About Vinnys Basketball Team, Skiing, Caitlyn's Announcment, Hair, Brushing Your Teeth, Ron Opens A $350 Box Of Cards, And Other Nonsense.

  31. S6 Ep.#13- The Trail Of Many Nickles

    Send your comments or feedback to us! The Crew Talks About Upcoming Show & Tell, Derek And Ron Nerd Out, Abes New Dog, Casinos, Ryan Trahan Show, Super Bowl, Sound Game, And Other Nonsense.

  32. S6 Ep.#12-Toesie Nosie

    Send your comments or feedback to us! The Crew Talks About Long Neck Kids, Training A Dog, Toe Rings And Jewelry, Faze Rug, Ron Make A New Logo, Pop Tarts, And Other Nonsense.

  33. S6 Ep.#11- Arm Digger

    Send your comments or feedback to us! The Crew Talks About Long Necks, Vinny Taking Hitting Lessons, Training A Dog, Toe Rings, Smelling Your Body Parts, You Tube Creators, New Show Logos, Pop Tarts, And Other Nonsense

  34. S6 Ep.#10- Post Graduate

    Send your comments or feedback to us! The Crew Talks About Vinny Makes The Basketball Team, Couch Shopping , Band Geeks, Girls, Football Playoffs, Sex Talk, And Other Nonsense.

  35. S6 Ep.#9- Bumfeet

    Send your comments or feedback to us! The Crew Talks About Going To The Theater And Movie Talk, Derek Wins Fantasy Football League, We Buy Bumfeet.net, Dead Or Alive Game, And Other Nonsense

  36. S6 Ep.#8- Grounding

    Send your comments or feedback to us! The Crew Talks About Buying Weed Back In The Day, Derek Gets New Carpet, Christmas Gifts, Bachelor Week, Eating Alone In A Restaurant, And Other Nonsense.

  37. S6 Ep.#7- Lost Christmas(I gave you my heart)

    Send your comments or feedback to us! The Crew Talks About Different Holiday Meals, Putting Up Christmas Lights, Derek's AI Videos, Derek's New Music And Weird Cards, Bands That Wear Makeup Or Mask, And Other Nonsense.

  38. S6 Ep.#6- Ariana Tall

    Send your comments or feedback to us! The Guys Talk About Derek's New Trading Cards, Eyesight Getting Worse, Christmas Trees, Decorations, Christmas Family Traditions, Kids Walkup Songs, Little Women, And Other Nonsense

  39. S6 Ep.#5- Our Top 5 Christmas Movie Picks

    Send your comments or feedback to us! The Crew Ranks Our Top 5 Christmas Movies, And Other Nonsense.

  40. S6 Ep.#4- Portillo's Rules

    Send your comments or feedback to us! The Crew Talks About Wendy Leaving On Christmas Day, Portillos, And Other Nonsense

  41. S6 Ep.# 3- It's Your First Ticket!

    Send your comments or feedback to us! The Guys Talk About Singing Karoke, Walk Up Songs For The Boys, Our First Car, Learning To Drive And Other Nonsense.

  42. S6 Ep.#2- Happy ThankZgiving

    Send your comments or feedback to us! Thanksgiving Special. The Crew Talks About Work Crap, A.I., No More Pennies, Parting To Hard, Thanksgiving Plans, Thanksgiving Dinner Draft, And Other Nonsense

  43. S6 Ep.#1-You're Lion

    Send your comments or feedback to us! The Crew Talks About Veterans Day, Card Collecting Still, Welcome Back, Movies, Going Out To Eat, Bloddy Mary Bars, Birds And The Bees Talk, Stevie Wonder, Michael Jackson, Singing The National Anthem, Joining The Military, And Other Nonsense.

  44. S5 Ep.#49- She's Still Bleeds?

    Send your comments or feedback to us! The Crew Talks About Abes Vacation, Traveling In Cars, A.I., Caitlyn watching Abes House, Vinny Goes To Diamondbacks Stadium for Pitch Hit And Run, Vacation Plans, Arcade Initials, Beer, And Other Nonsense.

  45. S5 Ep.#48- I Would Break Her Hip

    Send your comments or feedback to us! Lost Drunk Episode The Guys Talk About Dolly Parton, Song Titles with Movie Name In It, Cool Opening Songs From Movies, Maroon 5, Naomi Calls In, Wendy Brings Tacos, Sakura Hibachi Dinner, And Other Nonsense.

  46. S5 Ep. # 47= Handsome Gentleman

    Send your comments or feedback to us! The Crew Talks About How are you doing?, Dogs , Dungeons and Dragons, Jeff And His Haircuts, Hair And Beard Problems, And Other Nonsense.

  47. S5 Ep.#46- I Bought A Dog

    Send your comments or feedback to us! The Crew Talks About Cailyns Dog Sitting, Forrest Gump, Religious Beliefs, Christopher Columbus , And More Religious Stufff And Other Nonsense Of Course

  48. S5 Ep.#45= Stilts & Popcorn

    Send your comments or feedback to us! The Crew Talks About Ozzy's Death, Jeff's Fantasy Football Punishent, Changing School's, School Shopping, And Other Nonsense.

  49. S5 Ep.#44= Tubi Or Not Tubi

    Send your comments or feedback to us! The Crew Talks About Jeff At The Tattoo Convention, Jeff Calls 911, Jeff Goes To The Biosphere, Watching Tubi, Abe's Vacation Plans, Kids Cant Write In Cursive, And Other Nonsense.

  50. S5 Ep.#43- Rocky Mountain High

    Send your comments or feedback to us! The Crew Talks About Derek's Colorado Trip, Jeff' Hate For John Denver, Caitlyn House Sitting, Ballon Boy Documentary, And Other Nonsense.

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

Here you’ll find episodes jam-packed with profanity-laced punchlines, irreverent impressions, and hilarious shenanigans that'll make you question your own sense of humor. Come join us as we dive headfirst into the realms of hilarity and push the boundaries of good taste as we share personal stories, discuss absurdities, and have a damn good time.

HOSTED BY

Derek, Abe & Cait

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Here you’ll find episodes jam-packed with profanity-laced punchlines, irreverent impressions, and hilarious shenanigans that'll make you question your own sense of humor. Come join us as we dive headfirst into the realms of hilarity and push the boundaries of good taste as we share personal...

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