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The Ill Advised Podcast
by Jared Smith, Chris Garza, & Anthony Gomez
Ill Advised is an “against the grain” podcast, not intended for the faint of heart or weak stomached. The commentary or advice delivered by these four unhinged individuals is not to be taken literally and will likely make you question your morals and humanity. If you should feel yourself relating to, or laughing at the ravings or the opinions of the moderators, we have designated the following web addresses as “safe harbors.”
Episodes
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Episode 57 | Gone Fishing
In this episode the fellas recall another heart warming camping memory, dive deep into their childhood, and of course… MMM!
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Episode 56 | The Itsy Bitsy Spider
The gang re lives one of Jared's fondest memories of his childhood with Matt, Chris has a manic episode at the grocery store, and everything gets wrapped up with Matt's Marvel Minute.
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Episode 55 | The Goat Gets Paid
On this episode the fellas discuss Tom Brady's new deal, Mike Tyson's Super Punch-out (not the game), and Matt sweeps up with "Matt's Marvel Minute".
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Episode 54 | Superman Vs Goku
The guys celebrate Matt’s birthday and discuss which popular super hero would come out on top in a battle to the death.
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Episode 53 | The Musk-eteers
In this episode the crew discusses a slew of random topics, including gross asian food, Elon Musk's furthering plans of world domination, and Matt's Marvel minute.
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Episode 52 | A Mouth Full of Zelenskyy
In this installment, the gang discusses Chris' lack of balance on icy surfaces, the status of the conflict in the Ukraine, and that time Chris accosted an American hero.
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Episode 51 | Back in the Saddle
After multiple perilous bouts with illness, the gang gets back in the studio to catch up on things like the Super Bowl commercials, up and coming movie trailers, and reminisce about some TV & Movie gems from the past.
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Episode 50 | DAK PRES-NOT | The ILL Advised Podcast | w/ Chris & Jared
The Crew discusses E-Sports and the Winter Olympics while they helped Jared cope with another Cowboys Post-Season loss.
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Episode 49 | Blindness Of The Mind’s Eye | The ILL Advised Podcast | w/ Chris & Jared
The crew confronts the ideas of “life with no inner monologue” and complexities of Theoretical Physics
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Episode 48 | Happy New Years 2022 | The ILL Advised Podcast | w/ Chris & Jared
The crew says out with the old and in the new by tossing out some of the worse that 2021 had to offer!
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Episode 47 | A Very Merry Christmas | The ILL Advised Podcast | w/ Chris & Jared
Jared & Matt get us into the Christmas Spirit by sharing some of their childhood Christmas memories, war is declared on “Die Hard”, and Matt & Chris go toe to toe testing their Christmas trivia skills to see who has the most holiday spirit!
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Episode 46 | Progzimity | The ILL Advised Podcast | w/ Chris & Jared
The Crew breaks down last minute Christmas Shopping, slices into a discussion about pizza, and learned all they needed to know about snapping/slider turtles!
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Episode 45 | Operations Manger Of The Sex Stuff | The ILL Advised Podcast | w/ Chris & Jared
In this episode, Matt is wrong about almost everything, the guys resurrect “Super Pickle”, and share their secret to a pre-pandemic cinema game.
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Episode 44 | Please Swipe Right | The ILL Advised Podcast | w/ Chris & Jared
In this installment, Jared attempts to describe the desolate landscape of dating in your mid 30’s, while Chris is “touched” by spirits, and Matt tries to depress everyone.
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Episode 43 | Happy Thanksgiving 2021 | The ILL Advised Podcast | w/ Chris & Jared
Everybody from The ILL Advised Podcast wishes you and yours a very happy Thanksgiving!
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Episode 42 | Pole Assassin | The ILL Advised Podcast w/ Chris & Jared
We break down all the barriers and march our way into the cold with our kinkiest episode ever!
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Episode 40 - Bonus Prequel | The ILL Advised Podcast | w/ Chris & Jared
Here’s some BONUS footage from Episode 40 we thought you would like that was to good not to share! Enjoy!
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Episode 40 | The ILL Advised Podcast | w/ Chris & Jared
In this Episode Jared breaks down the most over the top Japanese Anime while Chris shares with the crew a little “Pillow Talk”
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Episode 39 | The ILL Advised Podcast | w/ Chris & Jared
The Crew talks fiscal responsibilities, Urban Myer's poor choices, and Chris' experience reaching "Sopranos Nirvana!"
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Episode 38 | The ILL Advised Podcast | w/ Chris & Jared
The Crew discusses all things MOB in anticipation of the new Sopranos Prequel, "The Many Saints of Newark" while Matt puts at risk with the FBI!
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Episode 37 | The ILL Advised Podcast | w/ Chris & Jared
The crew talk about chilling details of the Gabby Petito case, tackle racial inequities, and wish Matt and Jared’s mother a happy birthday!
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Episode 36 | The Ill Advised Podcast | w/ Chris & Jared
On this episode the crew mourns the loss of Comic Legend Norm McDonald. Matt also enlightens us of his obsession with Japanese Anime, while Jared helps Chris declare his hatred for all things DC & Marvel!
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Episode 35 | w/ Chris and Jared
The ILL Advised Crew is back in the studio with an all new look and with some brand new faces! We welcome Matt into the fold who’s helping us hold down the fort while we anxiously wait for the return of Producer Anthony!
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S2 Episode 13| The Skunk Chocolate Pepper!
In this episode, the guys do the dumbest thing ever!
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S2 Episode 12| Dogs, Sharks, and Owls
In this episode, the fellas relive Gabes perilous back alley adventure, debate ethical punishment, and shed light on some wild conspiracy theories.
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S2 Episode 11 | THE PREDICTAMENT
In this episode, the fellas discuss their ideal presidential candidates, life after 2020, and some quirky eating habits!
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S2 Episode 10 | "Le Sandwich Arteest!"
In this episode, the fellas learn the "ins and outs" of sandwich politics, debate the best course for revenge, and pump some much-needed innovation into cheating in the classroom!
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S2 Episode 9 | “TATTOOMINATI"
The fellas talk shop with local ink master AJ Kappes and find themselves on the run after unintentionally ousting the infamous "Tattoominati"!
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S2 Episode 8 | "We're Going To Make Millions!"
With Gabe MIA, Jared and Chris hold down the fort while discussing the future of sports during the current status quo, Kanye West in the White House, and they passionately pick apart the infamous "Pyramid Scheme!"
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S2 Episode 7 | Calm Down Karen!
In this episode, we share what it takes to get us going in the morning and the horrors of the Infamous "Karen"!
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S2 Episode 6 | Gabe's Pump & Dump
In this episode Gabe shares his rocky mountain high experience, gives us another reason not to go to a gas station with him, and Chris tells us about his fascination with phobias nobody asked him about.
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S2 Episode 5 | The Erick Rivers Experience!
We have good friend and all around manly tinkerer Erick Rivers with The Rivers Experience on the show to discuss the ins and outs of making the Ill Advised Knife!
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S2 Episode 4 | WTF Is Wrong With Gabe!?
In this episode the crew discusses eyebrow waxing, what would you do if you couldn't pay at a restaurant, and the best way to dump someone!
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S2 Episode 3 | Murder Hornets & Hollywood Orgies!
The Crew breaks down the US’ newest threat, the strangest place we’ve ever been, and the ultimate movie trilogy!
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S2 Episode 2 | All About That RONA!!
The crew sits back to discuss what’s on everybody’s mind and in what ways it has affected us.
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S2 Episode 1 | Fecal Matters?
We are back boys and girls, and we kicked off this premier in classic ILL Advised fashion! The gang talks shit to Holistic Nutritionist Karen Langston and learn why she's called the ”Poop Queen”
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Episode 18 | Ill Advised Goes LIVE!
The Ill Advised Crew goes live for the first time! We round table Gabe's crazy shenanigans, discuss crazy news from the state of Florida, and have the largest Horror Icon Battle Royal that goes no where!
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Episode 17 | Dazed & Misused
In this episode the guys round table Gabe's medical supply REPO Stories, take on the controversial topic of Marijuana Legalization, and we discus how a Florida convenience store has made passing a drug test much more convenient.
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Episode 16 | Up In Vape!
**We apologize to our listeners for the audio quality of this episode. We did experience some technical difficulties. In this episode Jared talks us through Week 2 of Cowboy Football, we venture into the raging & controversial topic of vaping, and close out the show by learning why you just can't...
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Episode 15 | Rubles and Rapture
On this episode the guys discuss Jared's upcoming cruise trip, the buffet lines he'll be attacking while there, and why Chris will probably never go with him. We talk apocalyptic warfare and discover a creative way to get hefty fine in Spain!
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Episode 14 | "But The Lightning Broke My Shitter!"
In this episode we round table about Gabe's new life goals and new found love for kitchenware, discuss the tech devices we can't live with out, and we break in a new segment to the show!
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Episode 13 | European, Imapean, Anthony’s-a-peein’
The Crew comes back from a small break and welcomes home Producer Anthony from his adventure in Europe with a little Q&A! We learn about the amazing sights, try some amazing foods, and The Gabe unlocks the wonders of Legal Prostitution!
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Episode 12 | Weird & Useless Talents, Strange Beliefs, And If I Were Stuck In An Elevator
In this episode the guys wow everyone with some of their most useless talents God can give a human being, they point and laugh at some pretty freaking weird beliefs, and we learn real quick why we wouldn't want to get stuck in an elevator with The Gabe!
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Episode 11| How We Help Others, Best Dates To Go On, & What We Want To Accomplish Before You Die
Producer Anthony makes the crew dig deep by discussing how helpful to others we really aren't, makes Chris & Jared kiss up to our wives, helps The Gabe discover how empty his bucket list is, and we shed light on the Brawny Man!
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Episode 10 | Guilty Pleasures, Facebook Bashing, & Silly Silly Fears!
In this episode the crew opens up and shares their secret guilty pleasures to the world, they take turns swinging the verbal bat at the Facebook Pinata, and they disclosed their silliest fears!
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Episode 9 I What We'd Do If We Didn't Sleep, What Pisses Us Off, & Our Favorite Villain
In this episode the guys disclose what we would do if we never had to waste time sleeping, what pisses each one of us off, our favorite movie villains, and apparently Gabe can pole vault!
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Episode 8 | And The Olympic Gold Medal For Dumpster Diving Goes To...
In this episode the crew officially welcomes Producer Anthony to The Ill Advised Podcast Round Table while we explore the hidden treasures of Dumpster Diving, discuss New Olympic Sport possibilities, and express our innermost feelings while reviewing the child classic "Lion King."
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Episode 7 | The Ill Advised Crew Goes Country
The Ill Advised Crew welcomes Guest Host Cliff Massey! In this episode we learn who's a city boy and who actually has a little country in them, we discover a "jig-pole & noodling" are not sexual terms, and that The Gabe requires an adult to remove a fish from his pole and to bait his line.
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Episode 6| Jared’s road rage incident, Gabe’s near death experience, & We talk Shit...Literally.
In this episode the gang changes things up with a round table discussion with Jared & The Gabe breaking down their road rage incidents while behind the wheel. The Gabe tells us why his workplace is ZERO days accident free, and Chris sets us on the path to shit talking!
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Episode 5| How We All Met, Super Bowl In The Off Season, & Is Orange A Color Or A Fruit
In this episode we take a walk down memory lane and discover how the greatest bro trio of all time came to be, we talk Super Bowl way after the Super Bowl, and listen to Chris slip into the rabbit hole known as his mind while deciphering whether an orange is a color or a fruit!
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
Ill Advised is an “against the grain” podcast, not intended for the faint of heart or weak stomached. The commentary or advice delivered by these four unhinged individuals is not to be taken literally and will likely make you question your morals and humanity. If you should feel yourself relating to, or laughing at the ravings or the opinions of the moderators, we have designated the following web addresses as “safe harbors.”
HOSTED BY
Jared Smith, Chris Garza, & Anthony Gomez
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Ill Advised is an “against the grain” podcast, not intended for the faint of heart or weak stomached. The commentary or advice delivered by these four unhinged individuals is not to be taken literally and will likely make you question your morals and humanity. If you should feel yourself relating...
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The Ill Advised Podcast is created and hosted by Jared Smith, Chris Garza, & Anthony Gomez.
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