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The Intellectual Saviors
by Michael and Eric
We’re an intellectual collective devoted to the enlightenment of the masses. We discuss political and religious topics from a progressive and secular point of view (with some dick and fart jokes).
Episodes
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Episode 251 - The Debate Gave Me Frontotemporal Dementia
J.D. Vance and Tim Walz put on a snooze fest, but at least Vance reeled in the crazy unlike his boss. We do a quick hit segment on Project 2025, and Michael knows a cult member.
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Episode 250 - It's A Man Eat Dog Ohio Out There
Second show back... better? We discuss the debate, do a review of what Project 2025 has in store for abortion rights, and Michael lets you in on his sad life.
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Episode 249 - We're Back! (Thoughts And Prayers)
It's been over 4 years since our last show... Rusty? Yep! We play this mostly straight. What can I say... we've matured. We talk about the election and stuff. Have fun with it. These can only get better...
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Episode 248 - History Will Judge The Complicit
Yeah for police brutality! Now we have something besides COVID-19 to discuss. People are allowed to leave their homes so the Five-0 have targets again. Police abusing their authority is as American as school shootings, but since school has been closed for months the cops stepped up. Eric goes...
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Episode 247 - Making COVID-19 Great Again
It's literally 50 minutes of us discussing how we're all going to die from the COVID-19 because Trump is a fucking incompetent joke. But listen anyway.... while you still can!
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Episode 246 - 2016 All Over Again (But With Coronavirus)
We've got a case of the 2016 election all over again, and the only cure is more Bernie. After over 4 months off Eric finally gets to tell us about his trip to Japan. Of course we talk Democratic primaries. It's been a while so this is a super long fucking show. You can listen now or save it for...
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Episode 245 - WTF Trump Supporters?
In this hard-hitting show, we discuss Michael becoming an ordained minister for his new podcast, Conversion Therapy. (Be sure to check it out) Then we get into impeachment talk focused on what will it take to make Trump supporters open their fucking eyes. And other shit... blah blah blah!!!
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Episode 244 - Impeach The Non-Binary
This ain't no jack around show as we get back to what we do best... bitching about everything. Trump throws a rally, the Democrats grow some balls and start the road to impeachment, and Eric comes out as non-binary. It's a rootin' tootin' good time for the whole fucking family.
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Episode 243 - Bring On The Geisha Girls
Ready to hear 2 idiots catch up on their boring lives? You picked the right show. Also, congrats to us... as of this month we've been doing this fucking podcast for 7 years!!!
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Episode 242 - And Now The End Is Near...
So we spend 15 minutes on the politics of the day, and then we shit on Game of Thrones for about 45 minutes. Enjoy!
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Episode 241 - Doctorate In Idiocracy
Michael discovers that old right-wingers don't want to help make education affordable to own the Millenial libs. The rule of law doesn't seem to matter anymore, so we don't even talk about it. Fuck all! We complain about other shit and then Eric whines about Game of Thrones not killing enough...
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Episode 240 - Game Of Douche-Nozzles
Mueller reports and we decide... Trump is guilty as fuck. Now off with his bloated orange head! We discuss the Democratic field and are very underwhelmed, and lastly as friends, we're telling you to stop thinking you're so fucking important. You're not! Go Stars!!!
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Episode 239 - State Of The Union 2: Blackface Boogaloo
The shutdown is over and we're back to work. The state of our union is a complete shit-show, and we hope you didn't count on the tax returns for anything important. We talk presidential contenders and death by moose. Kiss it!
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Episode 238 - Happy New Year To You, But Fuck Post Malone
I don't feel like writing a description. Just listen... it's the same old shit. Happy fucking New Year!
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Episode 237 - Long Live The Queen
We pay our respects to the 41st President of the United States, the only way we can. Also, Michael celebrates other deaths throughout the year. Then we talk about a new trend causing more fucking deaths. Christ, this was a morbid show. #WarCriminal
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Episode 236 - Giving It To You Missionary Style
So how did that election go? We discuss the aftermath and what the Dems need to do to keep the momentum going into 2020. Some advice: never go missionary, and if you do, be careful as to where you're spreading the "word".
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Episode 235 - Baptized With A Blue Wave
By the next show, we'll know if there was a Blue Wave helping to restore democracy or a washed-up carcass of it on the beach being eaten by seagulls. Michael makes his predictions on the mid-terms, which you can take to the fucking bank. Eric explains how he wants his kids baptized with a basting...
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Episode 234 - Get Off Your Ass And Vote!
Look... there may not be a Blue Wave but there sure as hell better be a Blue Ripple. Go fucking vote! Basically, this whole episode revolves around the midterm vote. It's our best podcast in at least 2 weeks, I guarantee it. Also, follow us on Twitter @IntelSaviorPod... before this account gets...
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Episode 233 - Geez, The GOP Sure Is Getting Rapey
The shit-show rolls on. How many rapes make you ineligible to serve on the Supreme Court according to Republicans? Will Trump soon actually be able to get away with murder? Laugh now UN, but remember he has the nuke codes.
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Episode 232 - Judgement Day Is Upon Us
We have a good mix of nonsense and politics for you this week. Michael discusses his trip to Chicago for the All In wrestling extravaganza, and then his date with the penal system. Eric breaks out a horrendous ordeal he had to go through. We then talk a little Trump White House fun, and think of...
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Episode 231 - The Deep State Cometh
What's up peeps? This week we discuss a couple movies we've recently seen. We check in on Alex Jones and the Deep State, and before we talk a little about Trump's legal issues, Eric drops some quantum mechanics on yo ass. #JoeFeet
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Episode 230 - God Squad, Brought To You By The Letter "C"
This is a packed episode filled with conspiracy talk, genderless kids, and what the fuck is going on in Philly! We save our limited Trump talk to the last few minutes, you're welcome. Next week Eric exposes the Deep State. Watch your ass, QAnon!
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Episode 229 - Cohen Leaks All Over Trump
We catch up on a few Trump items. You know, threatening war, bailing out farmers, and paying to cover up affairs... the usual stuff. Michael finally goes through the tax cut projections and who is truly getting the biggest piece of that sweet pie. We finish by paying a late tribute to the great...
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Episode 228 - Trump Culturally Appropriates Hitler
As our fearless leader goes full blown traitor on a world stage, we step back and discuss cultural appropriation and the whiny left. Let's join up to fight the real enemy for fuck's sake. Yes, we do finish with the shit-show that was Trump's overseas trip.
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Episode 227 - The Purge Has Officially Begun
This week's show is all over the map. Literally, we hit 50 things, it's a mess... just listen. In the end, we briefly hit on the SCOTUS selection, since we only learned who it was at the end of recording the show. The sound quality is not great but deal with it.
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Episode 226 - SCOTUS Can Lick My ANUS!
Look... we wanted to have a fun show and make jokes, but the Supreme Court and Justice Kennedy threw a fucking monkeywrench into that plan. We basically go through the court's rulings and discuss how Kennedy's retirement will adversely affect the country. We finish with a list of the most…
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Episode 225 - Trump's Fun-time Camp For Kids
I hope you enjoy movie and music reviews because that's half the show. We discuss sex cults, Space Force, and then finish with a little immigration banter. I think we may have solved the world's problems in just over an hour. Listen, and you decide.
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Episode 224 - We're The Intellectual Saviors, Bitch!
It's been a while but we're back... for how long? Who the hell knows! This is not the usual show at all, as we play a little catch up on the last few months. We barely discuss Trump (I know you can't get enough Trump). Consider this a relaunch of sorts, and get ready for more random nonsense and...
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Episode 223 - Trump Gives America The Clap
We decided to get off our asses and do a show about Trump's first State of the Union speech. We break it down in a mature and thoughtful way, of course. Then we talk Super Bowl and concert going. It's a well-rounded show for your ear-holes.
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Episode 222 - 2017: A Shitty Year In Review
Almost two weeks into 2018 and we're finally doing our 2017 wrap-up show. It's been that kind of year. We hit on a few present days news items, but mainly we focus on the past year's events and deaths. Michael tells you who will die in 2018. We make a few generic predictions, and then crown the...
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Episode 221 - You Still Suck Alabama!
We won in Alabama... by 1% over a fucking child molester. This country is still doomed. We breakdown this ridiculous race, give credit to the black community for saving Alabama from itself. Michael tells you where to find that next wife, and where to move to if you want to live forever. Then Eric...
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Episode 220 - Roy Moore Is A Fucking Kid Toucher
So what did we miss over the past couple weeks? Trump is opening up new possibilities for wars. The GOP is working hard on fucking poor people, and the remaining middle class. More dicks were shown to unsuspecting women, and Roy Moore is a fucking piece of shit that will most likely be a US...
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Episode 219 - God Has No Statute of Limitations
Listen as we take you on a magical journey filled with sexual assaults, mass murders, and finally ending with pure unconditional love. To all you bleeding heart liberals out there fighting the good fight, just remember as things seem to get worse with no chance for salvation, our thoughts and...
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Episode 218 - Hey Comrade, Indict This!
Did Ted Cruz's father kill JFK? We go through some of the released files to find out. Also, it appears some of Trump's guys have been very naughty, and may be spending a vacation at Club Fed. Thanks a lot Hillary! Who wants to go skin-diving?
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Episode 217 - Jumping Cats And Pink Pistols
In this glorious episode we discuss liberals with guns, judges that love hating the gays, and all types of ill shit. Don't expect us to console you if this show sucks. You know what you're signing up for. Also, listen to the end to hear the song "Moments" from Brad Wiley, off his new album…
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Episode 216 - Hurricane Harvey Hits Hollywood Hard!
This week Eric reviews Blade Runner, tells you why pop music is complete shit, and proves what Equifax did to him was way worse than what Harvey Weinstein did to those women. We break down the sexual assault scandal and discuss what worse could be happening in Hollywood.
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Episode 215 - We're Back, Baby!
After 5 year of excellence in podcasting we decided to take a break, but we're back! We catch up on current events, discuss some upcoming tweaks to the show, and see if we have it in us to do this thing for another 215 episodes... or more.
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Episode 214 - Who's A Good Lil' Nazi Sympathizer?
We're back, and with shitty audio. Get ready for delays and echoes. Michael tells tales of hospital fun with his new addition. We catch up on the events of the past couple of weeks, and finish off with some Game of Thrones talk. Enjoy MOFOs!
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Episode 213 - The Mooch, We Hardly Knew Ye
Survivor: White House Edition claims 2 more victims this week as Reince Penis and The Mooch got voted of the island. We discuss the three-ringed circus in DC, bring back an old segment, and then touch on conspiracy talk. Game of Thrones talk finishes this masterpiece, so check out early unless…
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Episode 212 - Healthcare You Can Sink Your Teeth Into
We spend the first few minutes bitching about our failed political system and the slow demise of democracy, but then it's all goodness. Michael discusses his idea to survive the end of Obamacare, and it starts with eating a bowl of fucking salad. Then we finish with some Game of Thrones talk.…
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Episode 211 - Flying Cars My Ass
Are people dumber now than at any other time in history, or is it all an illusion created by Mark Zuckerberg? We go through some polling that may prove the former, and as "Rome burns" around us, Michael tells you where you can go. And why yes, that is a sword in my pocket, but I'm still glad to…
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Episode 210 - Anyone Want To Adopt A Russian Collusion Baby?
I think it's a solid show for you the good clean listener. We learn not to play a music gig while baked out of your mind. We discuss why eating meat is fine even if it is killing the planet, but fucking the meat will get you 2-20 years in the pokey. Then we finish with some Trump collusion…
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Episode 209 - Simple Dickless Bitches
Never mind the slight echo, Eric was yelling with excitement because he was sitting next to me for a change. No Skype this week. We go through the usual weekly bullshit, and then discuss Noah's Ark and how the Catholics can't stop fucking kids over. It was a good run America!
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Episode 208 - Finger-Banging Lady Liberty
I don't feel like writing a description. We talk about a ton of different shit. So don't be an asshole and just listen!
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Episode 207 - Pride And P̶r̶e̶j̶u̶d̶i̶c̶e̶... Privilege
Enough with the political correctness and social justice warrior bullshit. People are terrible and fuck up a lot! Either we stop pointing fingers and being whiny bitches or there will be more Trumps. America, and us as a people, may not survive it. Also, got any money for dick pics?
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Episode 206 - The Jolly Rogers (Cunts Of The Right)
I don't want to brag, but this is a pretty good show. We give you so much solid information that we should probably charge a fee. We discuss Roger Stone and a new Netflix doc about him, we shit on Roger Ailes grave, and have fun with Facebook. Get some!
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Episode 205 - There's Comey All Over My Trump
Guess what we're talking about this time... more fucking Trump! It appears the Russia investigation was going a little too well for the Great Orange Menace. What's the next chapter of this saga? Only fictional baby Jesus fucking knows! #Nixonian
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Episode 204 - Cinco De Drinko My Pisso
I'm not going to lie, this motherfucker was all over the road. It's got a little of everything you desire and more than you can handle, and honestly it is super tight. But yea, we do talk a little Trump. Open those earholes and get some!
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Episode 203 - The Jesus Police Have Risen
Welcome to another episode of your favorite political podcast in this the year of our Lord! We discuss church cops, murdering babies, dropping bombs, and all kinds of fun time stuff. Hope you enjoyed your Easter and prayed to "Boner" Jesus for all that sinning you've been up to.
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Episode 202 - Syria'sly, Whose Putin Chemicals In My Pepsi?
If you think the title is a beating then wait until you hear the show. Note: There are no Bassoons in marching band, thank fictional Jesus! Pepsi puts out another product that people can't stomach, Trump gets his Supreme Court Justice, and someone’s Tomahawk bomb aim is fucking terrible.
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We’re an intellectual collective devoted to the enlightenment of the masses. We discuss political and religious topics from a progressive and secular point of view (with some dick and fart jokes).
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