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THE INTROVERTS

by Michelle & Lodewijk

Hey, I'm sorry, but we're not here to give you a sob story about how it feels to be an introvert...alright? We're just two introverts who love to talk shit and laugh. If you're cool with that, then stay tuned. If not, then fuck off and subscribe anyways. And while you're still reading this, follow our instagram pages to stay updated @_theintroverts @shedesires @lodewijk_vargas . New episodes drop every Wednesday!

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Episodes

  1. Episode 31: Our Podiversary!

    WTF is up!? WE MADE A YEAR!!!! Welcome to our podiversary episode! Enjoy the episode as we dive into some questions so you guys can get to know us a little more :D Thank you so much for sticking with us and supporting us. We launched this podcast in the middle of a panorama, and it's been...

  2. Episode 30: Do We Have A Purpose?

    This week's episode we try to dissect the universal question, "What is my purpose?!" Do you think we have a purpose to fulfill here on Earth? Do you also believe that purpose can cause pressure in our lives to become something?

  3. Episode 29: Cheers To More Orgasms!

    Happy MF New Year! Another year, another episode. We want to thank you for supporting us last year. We launched The Introverts in the middle of a panny and didn't expect the love and support we got. So thank you, we really appreciate you guys for tuning in! This week's episode we talk about…

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  4. Episode 28: Don't Sleep With My Brother!

    Have you ever thought about sleeping with your best friend's sibling? The better question is...would you?

  5. Episode 27: A Crackhead Pierced My Nipple!

    In the jolly spirit of Christmas, we get drunk in our jammies! Tune in to this week's episode as we explain how Michelle got pierced by a crackhead!

  6. Episode 26: I Know That's Right!

    WTF IS UP?! Do you think every girl has a backup guy? Have you ever dropped all your hoes for someone who wasn't worth it? Are you promoting your sidelines when they do overtime? Tune in this week's episode.

  7. Episode 25: Sponsored by D'Usse

    It's going down on another episode! We're talking about drama in our apartment and how social media is taking over society. Let's get into it! Tune in!

  8. Episode 24: How Lit Can We Get?!

    How many shots does it take for us to slur our words? Only one way to find out, tune in as we celebrate our move to our new apartment by throwing back shots every TEN MINUTES! Light weights have more fun ;)

  9. Episode 23: The Last Episode

    We're moving on to bigger and better things. The last episode....

  10. Episode 22: Vanilla Bean, Mayonnaise, Vegemite Mix

    Tune in with us as we dive into the world of the internet, indulging in trash TV, and celebrity shenanigans....and aliens of course.

  11. Episode 21: Take A Shit For $5K

    Grab a chair, pop your head phones on and listen as we try to debunk celebrity fetishes. Thought R Kelly was bad, wait until you hear this sh&$t!!!

  12. Episode 20: Sugar, Spice, and Everything Cocaine

    Would you snort glitter for a youtube paycheck? Let's be real.

  13. Episode 19: Real Men Eat P***y

    Girls need to stop spelling "coconut" on the dick. And a real man eats pussy. Let's talk!

  14. Episode 18: WAP

    We're talking WAP, WAP, WAP!

  15. Episode 17: The Art of Finesse

    WE FINESSING ALL 2020!

  16. Episode 16: If Your Chinese Spot Has 5 Stars, I Don't Want It

    How do you feel about small town mentality? We talk about the pros/cons of growing up in the suburbs, also what type of chinese spot has a 5 star rating?! Is that even a real chinese spot?!

  17. Episode 15: Please Don't Call DYFS

    Are you going to be cool parents? Are you spanking your child? Being strict? Allow them to smoke weed? Let's talk it out.

  18. Episode 14: Don't Like My Girl's Picture!!

    If you like someone's picture on IG, is that considered cheating? Watching porn? Being friends with your ex? WHAT IS CONSIDERED CHEATING?! Tune in!!!

  19. Episode 13: An Entanglement

    Talking about dealbreakers and turn-offs during the talking phase!

  20. Episode 12: Schools Should Remove Sex Ed

    A Facebook debate made us question if parents are shielding their kids from an important topic that should be discussed in schools. Sex education should be taught at a proper age/grade, because it is just as essential as any other subject. This is more than just unplanned pregnancies and...

  21. Episode 11: Black Lives Matter

    FOLLOW/SUPPORT THE ORGANIZATIONS AND PEOPLE BELOW!!! WHERE TO DONATE: https://blacklivesmatter.com https://www.reclaimtheblock.org/home https://www.joincampaignzero.org https://unicornriot.ninja/donate/ BLACK EXCELLENCE: @markus.effin.prime (Comic Illustrator) @porshaolayiwola (Writer/Poet)...

  22. Episode 10: Can't Stand His Boys

    Relationships come with their own set of pressures. Would you stick around if your in-laws don't like you? Would you pick your friends over your significant other? Listen to this episode to hear us go through some crazy pressures many relationships face.

  23. Episode 8: My Dad Walked In On Me

    Our first game night. Have a drink with us and hear us talk about a few things like when my dad walked in on me, faking an orgasm, and having an open relationship.

  24. Episode 7: Does Size Matter?

    The question of the century...DOES SIZE MATTER?!

  25. Episode 6: Don't Be That Person. Just Split The Bill.

    We all can agree that splitting the bill has to be the most annoying thing to do, especially when everyone isn't on the same page. So how do you deal with cheap people? And what's the proper way to split the bill? Hear what we think about all this!

  26. Episode 5: Ridiculous Childhood Stories

    We were raised with some crazy superstitions that have traumatized us. Or we simply believed in the silliest things. Hear us debunk our ridiculous childhood myths. Til this day I'm certain that toys come to life when we're not around...

  27. Episode 4: In-N-Out is Trash

    We break down some unpopular opinions. Pineapples do not belong on pizza. Exes shouldn't be friends. And the most important one, In-N-Out is TRASH.

  28. The Introverts Trailer

    We're just two fucking introverts. Tune in to listen to whatever the fuck comes to mind.

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

Hey, I'm sorry, but we're not here to give you a sob story about how it feels to be an introvert...alright? We're just two introverts who love to talk shit and laugh. If you're cool with that, then stay tuned. If not, then fuck off and subscribe anyways. And while you're still reading this, follow our instagram pages to stay updated @_theintroverts @shedesires @lodewijk_vargas . New episodes drop every Wednesday!

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Michelle & Lodewijk

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Frequently Asked Questions

How many episodes does THE INTROVERTS have?

THE INTROVERTS currently has 32 episodes available on PodParley. New episodes are automatically indexed when they're published to the podcast feed.

What is THE INTROVERTS about?

Hey, I'm sorry, but we're not here to give you a sob story about how it feels to be an introvert...alright? We're just two introverts who love to talk shit and laugh. If you're cool with that, then stay tuned. If not, then fuck off and subscribe anyways. And while you're still reading this, follow...

How often does THE INTROVERTS release new episodes?

THE INTROVERTS has 32 episodes. Check the episode list to see recent publication dates and frequency.

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Who hosts THE INTROVERTS?

THE INTROVERTS is created and hosted by Michelle & Lodewijk.
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