The Isolationist Podcast

Episodes

1. 17

   Isolationist Podcast #17

   After a month to let you all digest the infamous "Smash Mouth" episode Bread is back with his take on tech - is the abundance of technology and constant need to upgrade negatively affecting our ability to perform basic tasks such as driving? Are we losing our purpose in favor of automation? Maybe...

   Apr 13, 2017

   28m
2. 16

   Isolationist Podcast #16

   THE SMASH MOUTH EPISODE. Bread Foster his love of Smash Mouth, and provides us with more facts about Smash Mouth than anyone wanted or needed to know! Yes... really.

   Mar 9, 2017

   36m
3. 15

   Isolationist Podcast #15

   Bread Foster explains his war with the eye doctor, and how to make disposable contact lenses last forever along with inadvertently being a matchmaker and his problems with the Trump Presidency so far!

   Mar 5, 2017

   33m
4. 14

   Isolationist Podcast #14

   Bread Foster receives his first real feedback from... Russia? And what will Bread's response be to it? Also Bread Foster investigates the mysteries of the imagination. What happens to it? Where does it go when we get older and why?

   Feb 25, 2017

   36m
5. 13

   Isolationist Podcast #13

   Bread Foster can barely see because there are no eye doctors in Vermont, and he's going crazy because he just found out he has depression and anxiety, and if that's not enough, he brings to you the information that proves life is futile this week when he reveals we are all just products being…

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   Feb 17, 2017

   34m
6. 12

   Isolationist Podcast #12

   Bread is back with a very controversial episode where Everyone's Favorite Isolationist discusses... BABIES, and begins to discuss whether or not there are practical reasons for having babies, and more importantly HOW DO WE GET RID OF THEM?!? Disclaimer: this is NOT an episode about abortion.

   Feb 8, 2017

   31m
7. 11

   Isolationist Podcast #11

   Bread discusses the fantasy of rifles versus the reality of rifles, and his war with a fox before a trip to the Barber Shop that lead to weird conversations which included uncomfortable conversations about Jeb Bush and Ivanka Trump's vagina! Oh and a few roadblocks may have ensued, too.

   Feb 1, 2017

   34m
8. 10

   Isolationist Podcast #10

   In what is quite possibly the most depressing episode of a podcast ever recorded Bread Foster laments the passing of his grandmother and questions the concepts of death, loss, age, and our own mortality and the bridge we all must eventually cross. Hide your guns and put the pills away, let's get...

   Jan 25, 2017

   29m
9. 9

   Isolationist Podcast #09!

   Bread Foster brings us absurd ideas, and why absurdity is good for all of us, discusses infinite parallel universes, echo chambers, creepy uncles, and takes the time to explain to us the rules and etiquettes of spitting on other human beings! Don't miss out!

   Jan 19, 2017

   38m
10. 8

    Isolationist Podcast #08!

    This week Bread discusses travel shows and how they got him through puberty, gives you a public service announcement on masturbation, reminds us how ugly Tara Reid has become, and also tells us all about those nasty parking lot arguments we all end up in at some point in our lives - even Vermont...

    Jan 11, 2017

    32m
11. 7

    Isolationist Podcast #07

    Bread Foster's first episode of the New Year, and Bread talks to us about the differences between tri-state area police, and the police force in the wilds of Vermont, and then takes us on a long deep journey for which you are not prepared - memory versus reality versus perception! Get ready to...

    Jan 5, 2017

    34m
12. 6

    Isolationist Podcast #06!

    As the mind of a crazy person, Bread Foster unravels further, is this episode 6, 7, 8? Bread isn't really sure nor is he sure what exactly a barometer is, but the madman rants on the dangers of freezing to death, falling into the frozen waters and ice, and the reality that the rest of us are…

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    Dec 28, 2016

    34m
13. 5

    Isolationist Podcast #005

    Bread Foster is back, same attitude, new microphone (but still located in the middle of nowhere) talking about Instagram thots, why the body positivity movement is a sham and attempting to offend John Mackenroe!!!

    Dec 22, 2016

    46m
14. 4

    Isolationist Podcast #004 (Christmas Special!)

    Bread Foster, in all his isolation takes this week to RUIN CHRISTMAS by telling you the true history and meaning of the holiday, shattering all your perceptions. He also talks about murdering reindeer with his bare hands, and how his family ruined Christmas! The cycle of abuse continues!

    Dec 22, 2016

    46m
15. 3

    Isolationist Podcast #003

    This week Bread reminisces back on his college days which sound more like his fighting days - not fighting videogames like most of you but ACTUAL fighting. Tales of campus combat await you as well as Bread's tips to prevent those awkward uncomfortable conversations that family like to bring up...

    Dec 22, 2016

    36m
16. 2

    Isolationist Podcast #002

    This week Bread discusses the trials and tribulations that come with being the new owner of his own horse! Bread also rants on the what crime is like in the middle of nowhere compared to the big cities - and sandwich shops! And what exactly the hell *is* an IRA?

    Dec 22, 2016

    44m
17. 1

    Isolationist Podcast #001

    In this inaugural edition of the Isolationist Podcast, Bread Foster, recurring guest on Asked & The Riv And Landin Show gets his own podcast to discuss life in the middle of nowhere in Vermont, which animals he finds the most terrifying, how homosexuals might hold the key to gun control reform…

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    Dec 22, 2016

    41m