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The Jacqueline Monroe Show
by Jacqueline Monroe
The Jacqueline Monroe Show is defined by contrast. A glamorous host with a brash, self-aware voice who overshares, riffs, and dissects culture with her natural wit and unique perspectives. Jacqueline moves seamlessly from celebrity scandals to global conflicts to the absurdities of everyday life, with deep intellect beneath the rant. One of the most distinctive female voices in podcasting.
Episodes
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432- Sydney Sweeney: Why Hot Women Matter
Happy Fall! Football is back, I’m consuming pumpkin flavored garbage at an alarming rate, and naturally my homeownership experience has taken another deeply unglamorous turn at the worst possible time. This week: Marriage deception, neighborhood drama, Week 1 football thoughts, the Rams-49ers...
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431- Happy 6th Birthday TJMS #Draft
If you made it through this entire episode, God bless your soul. Happy 6 years to us. I love you. REVIEW THE SHOW ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ https://open.spotify.com/show/4ijzUBunTIHgVmahB0ISEN BECOME A PATRON! https://www.patreon.com/tjms KEEP IN TOUCH! INSTAGRAM...
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430- The Great Influencer Reassignment
This episode is all over the place in the best way. We get into the Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce wedding, the nationwide Cyclospora diarrhea outbreak (you're welcome), Bryan Johnson's autoimmune gastritis diagnosis, the Tyler Robinson trial, Wimbledon influencer backlash, and the insane story of…
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429- NATIONAL EMERGENCY: Touch Your Man More Than Your Phone
In this episode, I declare a national emergency and present my completely serious solution to America's declining birth rate. After reading a CBS article showing the striking correlation between the rollout of the iPhone in 2007 and the drop in US birth rates, I have one piece of advice: touch…
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428- Knicks vs. Spurs, Belmont's Dance, & The Female Gaze Crisis
Women can't agree on what's attractive and Belmont Cameli's viral dance may have been the final nail in the coffin. We're discussing the internet's divided reaction, Knicks vs. Spurs and the NBA Finals conversation, the Michael Jackson verdict Netflix documentary, and why Jaafar Jackson's...
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427- Spencer Pratt for Mayor, Love Island Returns, & The Data Center Problem
Today we're discussing Spencer Pratt's Los Angeles mayor campaign, the new Love Island USA Season 8 cast and trailer, the Summer House reunion fallout and ongoing West Wilson and Amanda Batula drama, Matthew Perry's ketamine death case as his former assistant is sentenced to prison, Clavicular...
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426- SECRET PROJECT: Episode 4
Today we discuss the Harry Styles “Together Together” tour backlash and fan complaints, the latest hantavirus outbreak updates aboard the MV Hondius cruise ship, Ebola outbreak concerns in Africa, and the Frontier Airlines runway accident that killed a man crossing the tarmac. We also get into…
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425- SECRET PROJECT: Episode 3 (Quiz)
Hantavirus fears are growing after multiple reported deaths connected to the Hondius cruise ship raising questions about the Andes strain of hantavirus, rodent transmission, cruise ship safety, and why this story suddenly feels suspiciously like the plot of another global pandemic. We break down...
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424- SECRET PROJECT: Episode 2 (Q&A)
It’s May. In this episode you'll get the juicy Q&A but first we wake up and read the newspaper together like its 1926. It's very exciting. This episode is a slower, more normal-life reset than my usual. I’m seeing The Devil Wears Prada 2, planning a full backyard overhaul (truckload of plants...
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423- SECRET PROJECT: Episode 1
At some point in this episode, we're going to jump off a cliff together and I'm not telling you when ;). Before we get there, it’s a pretty normal show. Life updates, home projects, travel, health and wellness, my mom visiting, beach days, and where my head’s been at lately. In the news, we get...
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422- Byron, Big T*ts, The Moon & Iran
Since we last spoke, I found out Kristi Noem’s husband and I share a cup size, we casually went back to the moon, and Trump threatened to flatten Iran. In this episode, I deep dive into Byron Noem’s alleged bimbofication fetish, the psychology behind cross-dressing, and why it’s honestly less…
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421- West & Amanda, Catching Print, and Homeownership Hell #Blessed
In this episode, we get right into The Summer House drama involving West, Ciara, and Amanda, and why this entire situation highlights a bigger issue. Men on reality TV are not hot, not masculine, not serious, not interesting, and not worth ruining friendships over. I explain why dating men under…
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420- Are We At War Or Am I High?
Since this is episode 420, some of you might be expecting me to get high and talk about the war in Iran. Sorry to disappoint. I’m not 14. Instead we start the episode with a very brief 420 story about the first time I got high with my little brother, which involved a shampoo bottle, chocolate...
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419- Epstein & The Rise of The Adult Toddler
At 2 a.m. I almost made this episode “Baal and Moloch for Dummies.” Instead, we’re talking about something arguably more relevant: the rise of the adult toddler in the US. We start light. Why I’m a Karen, potato balls, what I couldn’t do if you pointed a gun to my head, Super Bowl party drama,...
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418- The Destabilization Era: Epstein, Files, AI & Tribalism
The DOJ drops over 3 million Epstein files, AI makes it harder to tell what’s real, and the world is increasingly hard to take seriously. In this episode, I talk about why everything is meant to destabilize you right now and how to stay grounded without checking out completely.We get into the...
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417- Mind Your Business, Drink Water, Go To Work
Today we start with a lesson in restraint, proportional response, and why not every situation requires escalation. Sometimes the smartest move is handling things calmly and moving on with your day. Then we talk life updates. Home stuff I’m loving, current girly obsessions, pasta-making progress,...
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416- "2026 Is The New 2016"
Apparently, 2026 is the new 2016. After a year of AI slop, skeletal Ozempic bodies, uncanny facelifts, and a general sense that nothing feels real anymore, it feels right to revisit the last moment of peak millennial optimism. Back then, you walked into a house party with a White Claw, lace-up…
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415- Maduro, Minnesota, and Adult Consequences
Same hell, different year. Happy 2026 and welcome back to the show!! Instead of boring you with resolutions, we’re easing into the new year with life updates, including a story time that involves me unexpectedly getting involved with the police, my NYC Christmas trip recap, an update on the…
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414- 2025.. The End Of An Era (2 BIG SECRETS)
Welcome back and thank you so much for supporting my show in 2025! This episode is a full reckoning. I share my personal 'Top 2025 Lists' and why this year felt like an absolute abomination. As a creator, it felt like watching the same exhausted season on repeat. No originality, no breakthroughs,...
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413- Sibling Rivalry, Daddy Issues, and Holiday Cheer!
Welcome back! We open intense (of course), talk about my dad’s birthday and why it’s still weird eight years later, our family dog passing, then immediately pivot into lighter things like why Black Friday is STILL happening and why my coffee machine is officially performative décor. Life updates...
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412- Thanksgiving Day Special
Happy Thanksgiving!! 🦃🦃🦃 Thank you for tuning in and supporting my show! It's a fun one. Enjoy! ❤️
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411- My Most Vulnerable Episode Yet: GLP-1 Aftermath and The Illusion of Image Control
IT'S THE HOLIDAYS!! We've officially entered the darkness, the government is still shut down, Zohran Mamdani is apparently the mayor of New York now and people are pissed, Kris Jenner's 70th birthday at Jeff Bezos house happened, I quit my GLP-1 and gained ten pounds in a month. So yes, we have...
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410- Skims Thong, Louvre Heist Theory, and Why I'm Horny And Hungry
This week, we’re covering it all: life updates, why I’m stopping my GLP-1, and the $100 million jewel heist at The Louvre that feels straight out of a movie. We’re talking Kim Kardashian’s viral Skims faux-hair “merkin” thong, Khloé’s three-year dry spell, and the “eating disorder to skincare...
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409- The Cool Girl Crisis, Taylor Swift Voice Memos & The Ceasefire
This week I dive into The Cool Girl Crisis: The slow, aesthetic flattening of individuality happening online. From girls downloading their personalities straight off TikTok to identical “it girl” uniforms, I unpack what happens when style stops being personal and starts being performative. (Hint:...
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408- Taylor Swift: I Have Thoughts (Life of a Showgirl)
It’s spooky season, Taylor Swift dropped another album yet again, and the fans are divided on whether she’s in her flop era or just a regular woman evolving into her 30's who loves d*ck and can't help but write about it. In this episode, I give my official review and opinion on Taylor Swift, what…
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407- Charlie Kirk, Kimmel & The Death of Free Speech
In this episode, I break down the assassination of Charlie Kirk, Jimmy Kimmel losing his late night show temporarily, and what both stories say about the future of free speech in America. We're living through a crisis where free speech gets you fired, shot, and mocked by the crowd. From...
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406- Fall Vibes feat. Propaganda I'm Not Falling For
Happy Fall!!!!!! I'm back!!!!!!!!!!!! Taylor Swift is officially engaged to Travis Kelce and the world has gone off the rails everywhere else. Cardi B’s in court, Logan Paul and Nina are fighting in a taxi, Meghan Markle is insufferable yet again in her With Love, Meghan Season 2 show, and Justin...
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405- Love Island Sucks, America's Sweethearts Aren't C*nty Enough, And F1 Was Hot
We're in the thick of summer y'all!! This week’s episode features a new character on the show, positive b*tches I love, and honest thoughts on big dreams, bitter people, and the audacity to thrive. I’m not summering in Europe or the Hamptons, but I am recapping what I’ve been watching: Love…
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404- Bezos Wedding, Liver King Crashout, and Everyone's Getting a Bob
Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sánchez’s wedding in Venice drew major attention this week, not just for its A-list guest list and multi-day celebration, but for its surprisingly underwhelming decor. Despite the estimated $48 million price tag, the event featured a gray carpet and a design many described…
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403- WW3 for Dummies: Iran, Israel, and America (Featuring Oil, Nukes, and the CIA)
The year is 2025, and the vibes are nuclear. You don’t know what Hezbollah is, you thought Ayatollah was a type of hummus, and now you’re spiraling because the U.S. just dropped bombs on Iran’s nuclear program. That’s okay. I made this episode for you. This is Middle East lore for people who…
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402- The Myth of Marriage, Money, and Modern Femininity (plus Yosemite recap)
This episode is granola as f*ck. If driving by an REI gives you butterflies, you’re in the right place!!!!! We’re covering a lot: the Air India crash (the day after I booked a flight..cool), my current fitness routine, the Titan sub doc, and a Yosemite trip recap that spirals into a death stat…
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401- Titan Sub, AI Brain, and Disasters You Forgot About
The Titan submersible documentary Implosion is somehow darker (and dumber) than we thought. This week I recap the OceanGate disaster, question Stockton Rush’s decision-making, and explain how ChatGPT basically cured my ADHD. I also run through 15 wild news stories we’ve all collectively...
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400- Kris Jenner is 34, Diddy's On Trial & Poverty is Chic + Q&A
400 episodes later and we’ve officially lost the plot. We’re entering a recession, but e.l.f. Cosmetics AirDropped sunscreen to a cat, Diddy’s on trial, Kris Jenner’s face got a backup generator, I went to Arizona and emotionally connected with a cactus, SZA healed Justin Bieber, I’m playing golf...
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399- Space C*nts, My Diagnosis & Coachella Hits & Misses
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398- Tariffs, Tits & The Biebs
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397- Remi Bader, The Beauty Standard & Mastering Womanhood
Today we discuss Remi Bader's interview with Khloe Kardashian and how her audience reacted to her weight loss, the harsh truth about beauty standards in 2025, and how the viral morning routine guy made me question how I personally get my day started. We cover crazy news stories about a woman who...
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396- The Dark Side of Success
Today we dive into Spring cleaning, a Ron White comedy show, and my newfound obsession with sourdough bread, exploring its history and the psychological joy of working with my hands. We touch on current events like Tiger Woods' injury, the measles outbreak, NFL trades, and Luke Combs' discussion…
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395- With Love, Meghan, Casey Anthony & America's Social Crisis
In this episode, we dive into Meghan Markle's new Netflix series With Love, Meghan, unpack Casey Anthony's unsettling TikTok video, explore America’s growing social crisis and why so many people are choosing to be alone, update on my sourdough journey, and rant about why, in 2025, content…
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394- Flying in 2025, Gabby Petito & Trump's Gaza
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393- Kanye Website, Whale Swallows Kayaker, Luigi's Statement, & Valentine's Rant
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392- Baldoni Website, Bianca Censori Grammys & D.C. Plane Crash
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391- Justin Baldoni Owes Blake Lively Absolutely Nothing
Today we discuss Blake Lively and Justin Baldoni’s upcoming March 2026 court date, Baldoni’s late-night six-minute voice note apologizing for their It Ends With Us rooftop scene feud, and the Paul brothers’ latest boxing clickbait. We’ll dive into A$AP Rocky’s assault trial, the downfall of...
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390- Blake Lively vs. Justin Baldoni, Elon's Salute, and My GLP-1 Revelation
Today we dive into the latest unseen raw footage from the set of It Ends With Us showing Blake Lively lied about sexual harassment claims in her lawsuit against Justin Baldoni, dish on the fashion statements from Inauguration Day, including Melania Trump's mysterious hat, dive into the chaos...
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389- Things That Became A Joke In 2024
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388- DEEP DIVE: Luigi Mangione's BIZARRE Life
Today, we discuss drones, my unexpected GLP-1 shot side effects, recap my Cabo San Lucas trip, and explore the fascinating life of United Healthcare CEO murder suspect Luigi Mangione. Indicted for first-degree murder and two counts of second-degree murder—one linked to terrorism—Mangione's arrest...
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387- An Important Overshare
Happy Thanksgiving! 🦃 Today we discuss my thoughts on the Buy Now documentary, Wicked movie press tour, and the 4B movement, how my surgery recovery is going so far, the unconventional dish I made for Thanksgiving this year, my GLP-1 medication updates, how the global internet ACTUALLY works…
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385- Happy November!
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384- Menendez Brothers, Pink Cocaine, and The Electoral College
Does your vote really count? Today we deep dive into how the Electoral College works and why our Founding Fathers created such a strange way to elect a president in the first place. We discuss the latest toxicology report on Liam Payne's tragic death in Argentina, the potential new sentencing and...
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383- Deep Dive into Kibbie Body Types
In this episode, we take a deep dive into David Kibbie’s body type system, helping you discover how to dress in a way that actually flatters your body, discuss my experience with my first male gynecologist, Liam Payne’s shocking death, post wedding house renovations, fall baking & my favorite…
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
The Jacqueline Monroe Show is defined by contrast. A glamorous host with a brash, self-aware voice who overshares, riffs, and dissects culture with her natural wit and unique perspectives. Jacqueline moves seamlessly from celebrity scandals to global conflicts to the absurdities of everyday life, with deep intellect beneath the rant. One of the most distinctive female voices in podcasting.
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