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The Jesus Freaks

Evangelical Christian podcast about fighting commies and suckin off nazis. Reverend Finessa Carlton and Reverend Lank just telling it like it is, or are they? 😮 also featuring the High Priest Westopher aka Willie Jame Huff and Revvy T the menace aka Trill Nye aka Long Dick Reynolds

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    Episode 65-White Men Can't Piss

    Series finale. This episode is our magnum opiss

  2. 65

    Episode 64- Piss Rail

    How you gone run a train on a autistic bitch?

  3. 64

    Episode 63-85% Eskimo

    What the hell is a damn Buccees?

  4. 63

    Episode 62- Sex, Drugs, and Vidja

    The ep was supposed to be about Elden Ring, but we mainly just talk about how we hungry in this thang.

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  7. 60

    Episode 59-Dallas Buyers Club 2

    None of us have Aids, allegedly

  8. 59

    Episode 58- R? F? K?

    Ey bruh what the fuck do that stand for? 

  9. 58

    Episode 57 -Vape Apologist

    Very sorry folks, this is how a Juul pod(cast), get it? I don't think ya do

  10. 57

    Episode 56- HIV We Just Killed the Club

    Brought to you by Berry's Seafood

  11. 56

    Episode 55- No Good, My Friend

    We talk about the Kendrick/Drake beef, trying to get ahead of it while it's still fresh.

  12. 55

    Episode 54- Gen A/ Mene

    Big ol J* titties

  13. 54

    Episode 53- Tada La Phil

    He's a gay magician who gets your dick hard

  14. 53

    Episode 52 - Paulie’s Whore

    Leaning Tower of Gaza

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  16. 51

    Episode Fiddy- Banana Resuckdick

    Why a man gay til he gotta be gay?

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    Episode 48- Man De La Effect

    This is now a being fucked by a brush podcast

  19. 48

    Episode 47- Running a Toxic Gossip Train on That Bitch

    Dont try that in a small town, mayn. That's disrespectful, mayn.

  20. 47

    Episode 46- Wezr

    This is no longer an Evangelical Christian podcast, this is now a catchphrase in the description podcast.

  21. 46

    Episode 45- Spergatory

    This man been dead for almost a year and all he wanna talk about is some damn choo choo trains.

  22. 45

    Episode 44- Boppenheimer

    I am become bopper, sucker of dicks

  23. 44

    Episode 43-Barkway Avenue

    Would you *woof* me? I'd *woof* me.

  24. 43

    Episode 42- The Matrix Pt 5: The Straight Movie

    I got a submarine for ya baby. Right here *zips*

  25. 42

    Episode 41- Boosie Cherry Limeade

    Lemme get a Bacardi lime, mayn. With some sprite and cherry flavoring mayn. Waaaa

  26. 41

    Episode 40- Grand Mammy Kane

    Season 4 premiere. fuck the pain away

  27. 40

    Episode 39-But what Jew can do for your country

    Season finale. Parchman Farm, here we come

  28. 39

    Episode 38- Ask Not What Your Country Can Do For Jew

    John Morgan and Morgan and Morgan and Morgan and Morgan and Morgan and Morgan and Morgan and Morgan and Morgan and Morgan and Morgan and Morgan and Morgan and Morgan and Morgan and we seem to be stuck in some sort of attorney loop

  29. 38

    Episode 37- Applebee's

    Is the apple knees

  30. 37

    Episode 36- Michael Sarah Jessica Parker

    No need for introductions folks, this one gone be some bullshit

  31. 36

    Episode 35- The Jew Dickhole System

    It’s a secret society of Hasids that are into sounding. Wesley James Huff has a deep dark secret, and I'll be a gosh darned if we aren't gonna get to the bottom of this. This one’s pretty bad folks

  32. 35

    Episode 34-Rigamarole

    The Jesus Freaks are stuck in the middle of a jail riot, but the show must go on. Special guest Shaq Jr and Old Greg help us discover the beauty of whoopins and why British comedy is so gay.

  33. 34

    Episode 33- Jeffrey Dahmer Is A Homo

    I'd like to drill some head if ya know what I mean *zip*

  34. 33

    Episode 32- The Cool Running of the Bulls

    Three Men and a Baby Throw Mama From the Train While Drinking Juice in the Hood.In loving memory of Takeoff 💔

  35. 32

    Bonus Episode- Rob's Rave

    E-Dogg sits down for an interview with Rob of Rob's Rave as they discuss the miracle of life.

  36. 31

    Episode 31-John McLain X

    Mohammad Mo Problems

  37. 30

    Episode 30- Areola 51

    What if our lord and saviour had 12 inch nipples? Would he use them for good or evil?

  38. 29

    Episode 29- Feelosophy

    The long lost art of copping a feel

  39. 28

    Episode 28- Lo Mein Tenants

    Gang ass shit famalam

  40. 27

    Episode 27- Homina

    Season 3 Premiere. Homina Homina Homina, remember when folks used to say that when their dicks got hard? We get topical on this one, unfortunately we can't seem to stay on topic for longer than a few seconds.

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    Episode 26- The Train Mission From GTA: San Andreas

    Season 2 Finale. All you had to do was give me some goddamn brain CJ.The Reverends get bammed up, and other exciting scenarios. Yeah this my son, Scenario.

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    Episode 25- Anal Vorecraft

    I got news for ya, that means you're gay.

  43. 24

    Episode 24- Once Bitten Twice Chide

    Dark Vader in the stu, gettin tossed up in this shiiiiyiiiiiit.

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    Episode 23- Pissed Ass Cheetos

    This is no longer an Evangelical Christian podcast, this is now a podcast for the fellas.Thumbnail courtesy of the legendary Rob Van Zandt. Warning for all headphones users(and people with ears) turn it way down around the 12:15 mark, we had some slight technical difficulties and it sounds like a Merzbow concert for about 10 seconds.

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    Episode 22- See Alice

    For all your bad dick needs

  46. 21

    Episode 21- Urea

    Yas queen fuck his dad

  47. 20

    Episode 20- Orange You Glad I Didn't Say Vagina

    That would've been bad. We got ghosts in this junt, they wylin.

  48. 19

    Episode 19- Sister Crisis Actor

    Sister Act 2 was a false flag. You heard it here thirst folks.

  49. 18

    Episode 18-Monsters Ball 🏀

    And it’s a movie about monsters shooting hoops. These monsters have been spotted wylin out here. Remember when Halle Berry had her titties out?

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    Episode 17- I'm A Cumputer

    Was gonna save this one for way later but it made more sense to drop it now. Just to warn you folks, this is an E-Dogg episode. Him and our boy T Woadie talk about NFTS. Still not sure what that stands for but uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

Evangelical Christian podcast about fighting commies and suckin off nazis. Reverend Finessa Carlton and Reverend Lank just telling it like it is, or are they? 😮 also featuring the High Priest Westopher aka Willie Jame Huff and Revvy T the menace aka Trill Nye aka Long Dick Reynolds

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Reverend Finessa Carlton

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How many episodes does The Jesus Freaks have?

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What is The Jesus Freaks about?

Evangelical Christian podcast about fighting commies and suckin off nazis. Reverend Finessa Carlton and Reverend Lank just telling it like it is, or are they? 😮 also featuring the High Priest Westopher aka Willie Jame Huff and Revvy T the menace aka Trill Nye aka Long Dick Reynolds

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The Jesus Freaks is created and hosted by Reverend Finessa Carlton.
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