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The Jesus Show (not that one)
by Jesus Velez
Every day conversation and interviews with people from my every day life. Soccer/fútbol fanatic with many friends that play and may come on the show to talk about their lives and insights on the world we live in. Comedy and extreme sarcasm all throughout.
Episodes
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The Jesus Show NTO Podcast Takeover
Welcome back to the show. This week is a podcast takeover by my brother Greg. He takes you up to the mountains to talk about places you thought you would never see in life and positivity. Watch or listen to this weeks episode. Enjoy the show. #thejesusshownto #thejesusshow #podcast…
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Congratulations Dood!!!
Welcome back to the show. This week is very special. I have my brother Greg to talk about how he’s feeling after finally getting to 1,000 subscribers on his YouTube page. I congratulate him and we talk about what he wants to do to celebrate this milestone. Make sure you follow him on instagram...
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Mexican Activities
Welcome back to the show! So Tik Tok might be or is banned in the US? So don’t find me on there not really sure. Ya boy is getting stronger. I can now bench press 155lbs without dying so that’s exciting. Taco Bell has really been dropping the ball out in Crown Point, IN. Wild how they don’t know...
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Soccer Is Back!!!
Welcome back to the show. MLS is finally back and I am super excited. I give you a score recap for the first 3 match days. Miami is starting to look dangerous and the LA Galaxy are starting the season in good form. What do you think of fans storming the football field or the basketball court? I...
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Jesusito 31
Welcome back to this week’s show. This week is a Jesusito. A short episode but a good one. Have you seen the Show Survival of the Thickest on Netflix? Watch it now. It’s a great show. I’m biased because my friend Tone Bell is on it but it really is good. They just got picked up for a season 2....
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Super Game Sunday
Welcome back to the show. Have you gone over to @drinkporosos on instagram and followed them and left a comment saying I sent you yet? You haven’t, well go do that now. Ya boys trying to get a sponsorship and make them billionaires. Also do you follow my brother’s YouTube channel? Do that right...
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Baby I'm BACK!
HEY!!! I am back. Have you missed me? I definitely missed you guys. I have been away from the show for the past almost 5 months. What could have kept me away for so long? Well trigger warning ⚠️ Ally had a miscarriage. That definitely wasn’t fun and definitely sucked. I tell you all about it and...
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#2
Welcome back to the show! It is official we are having another baby. Baby number 2 will be here April of next year. We are super excited. Have you seen the movie The Machine? It is on Netflix and you should watch it ASAP!!! Bert Kreischer is AMAZING in the movie. So funny and Bert KILLED it. I…
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Chak or Gran
Welcome back to the show. This week 2 episodes for you. First episode is today, Monday. Have you ever taken meds in pill form? Have you ever taken 2 at the same time. Well as of a week ago not only do I take pills, meds that is but I also do 2 pills at a time. Like a real grown up, thank you.…
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Jesusito 30
Welcome back to the show!!! This week is a short Jesusito episode. I was feeling sick this week that's why the show is delayed this week. I talk about how yes, the rumors are true. AND!!! It is official. I have retired from Fantasy Football. I know it might be heart breaking but I wanted to go…
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Messi, Messi, MESSI!!!
Welcome back to this weeks show!!! Yes I did it on time. I’m proud of myself. Have people ever told you that you make them feel invisible or you can see into their soul by the way you look at them? I have and I take it as a huge compliment. Not sure it meant that way. If you ever find yourself in...
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Jesusito 29
Welcome back to the show!!! This week is another Jesusito. It is a quick one. I tell you about my Witchita, Kansas layover. It is so hot here today. I am sweating so much it looks like I put oil all over my body. Then I talk about? You guessed it, Messi. Yes he keeps winning and what a surprise…
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Jesusito 28
Welcome back to the show. Here is the episode I was supposed to release last week, classic Jesus. It is a Jesusito this week. Maui is hurting right now. Very sad to see the deviation, it really is heartbreaking. Have you been watching any of the Leagues Cup games? They are getting good. Miami is...
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Change of Plans
Welcome back to the show, so soon?! Yes so soon. This week you get 2 shows back to back. Well you get 2 video portions of the show this week. Has a flight attendant ever been mean to you? Have they not let you go to the bathroom? Let me tell you that’s not our job, to stop you from using the...
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Dublin Rocks
Welcome back to the show. Have you ever seen virginity rocks shirts? Did you know that is not a joke. It’s a real thing teens wear for reals for reals. Have you ever played VR games? Have you ever gotten a little too involved in the VR game where you hurt yourself? You shouldn’t because it fake…
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Dood with A Cru
Welcome back to the show. 2 episodes in 1 week? Who am I my brother Dood with A Cru? Kind of because this week he is my guest on the show. We talk about how he has grown his YouTube channel from day one. He shares some tips and tricks but mostly stories how he has done it. It has been very...
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I Went to Munich
Hello and welcome back to the show. This week is a good one. I went to Munich, Germany. It was such a fantastic trip. Have you ever been? Do you know about the Devils foot print church? How about the cuckoo clock? And the beer, the beer was so delicious. Have you ever watched the show, Righteous...
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Definitely Not Maui
Welcome back to the show. First please go watch Tom Segura’s new Netflix special, Sledgehammer. It is hilarious and you are going to laugh. When you smell a fart in the bathroom are you ok with that or do you get upset? Golf, yeah still stupid and you should play it. Have you heard any new terms...
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Vamos Boca Juniors!!!
Welcome back to the show! This week I have a lot to cover. When you buy a new hat do you leave the stickers on it? If so why? Is that what the cool kids do? I’ve never understood that. Did you watch the TST soccer tournament? You definitely should have. It was a wild and exciting tournament....
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the ally show (not that one)
HEY EVERYBODY! Clearly I am not Jesse. He is off galavanting around in Argentina, so I am here to ramble and speak nonsense into the microphone. Messi to MLS?! How do we feel about this? Listen and/or watch and enjoy! Instagram: @TheJesusShowNTO Facebook: The Jesus Show not that one TikTok:...
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Jesusito 27
Welcome back to the show. This week is a short Jesusito episode. Do you watch reality shows? I did and I loved them. I can't get into them anymore. I am so so happy I don't drink coffee. I see those long lines at the airports. Looks like a bunch of junkies trying to get their fix. Pooping in...
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Be Nice
Welcome back to the show. I follow some Instagram pages that highlight celebrities when they are at events. Sports center and other sport IGs. I just think it’s weird to show celebrities at sporting events. We get it, they also like sports. What a surprise, NOT. As a kid we would go to Toys R Us....
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So Hard
Welcome back to the show!!!!!! If you supported a team that has an away game and they lost, would you expect your team to reimburse you for traveling to watch your team lose? Can we all agree Leo Messi is one of the greatest soccer players of all time? What would you let him get away with?…
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Cyrus Wagner
Welcome back to this weeks episode. This week is ONLY an aduio episode unfortunately. This was part of me trying to figure out my camera and why it doesn't load what I filmed. I had a great conversation getting to know more about Cyrus. I first met Cyrus getting my first haircut here in Crown...
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Visit Wisconsin
Welcome back to the show!!! It is true, Wrexham FC has won the league. They did it. Congratulations to Wrexham FC. I am working with a nightmare of a flight attendant. I tell you all about it. When you workout does your penis feel like it gets the smallest ever on earth? Mine feels like that....
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Bonus-3 Not fixed
This is a bonus episode. Really quick to address the audio/video issue. I thought I fixed the issue with this weeks episode but it only got worse. I am going to go back and film using my Canon G7X camera and hopefully I won’t lose any more videos I record with it. Shout out to my brother Greg for...
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Just Errr
Welcome back to the show!!! Do you remember going on field trips when you were in school? Do you remember taking a lunch for these trips? Did you ever stop at a fast food place for lunch? I didn’t. Ally said she did this for her trips. My mind was blown. Have you realized sex isn’t a trait passed...
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Bonus 2 Trying it out
Welcome back to this weeks episode. This week is a super short 10min episode. I quickly tell you about the tornado watch we had in town last week and the ref in the Mexican league who hit a player in the balls. Wild!!! Also this is my second episode filling on my iPhone. Hopefully this week the...
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Jesuit 26
Welcome back to the show. This weeks episode is late as you can tell. On March 27th 2023 another school shooting happened in Green Hills neighborhood of Nashville, TN. 6 people lost their lives. I talk about how I feel. I felt weird not talking about it and doing a regular show as if nothing...
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Alex Urevig
Welcome back to the show. This week I have a special guest, Alex Urevig. Alex is one of our dear friends. We get to know Alex a little more. We had a great conversation. Listen to this weeks episode.. Definitely going to have her back on the podcast again soon. Sit back and listen or watch this...
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Vacation Ally
Hello and once again welcome back to the show. This week Ally joins me as we talk about our vacation adventures. We went to beautiful Los Angeles for a few days then we flew to Phoenix. Rachel and Kevin got married and we shared in the beautiful celebration of their love. Congratulations Rachel…
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EP. 70 Hawaiian Rain
Aloha and welcome back to the show. This week I’m coming to you from my hotel room in Honolulu. The plan was to record while having the beautiful ocean view behind me but the weather had different plans. It was raining really hard most of the day, bummer. This week I talk about Harry Potter and…
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Jesusito 25
Welcome back to the show. This week I’m giving you 2 episodes. This is a little taste so it’s a Jesusito. I’m in Madison, Wisconsin on a layover. It’s beautiful here. MLS is back!!!! I update you on scores from this week and last week. Enjoy this quick episode and be on the look for a new longer...
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AJ DeLaGarza
Hello everyone and welcome back ti this week’s special episode. Yes it is episode 69. That means I have a very special this week. Yes, it is 3 time MLS Cup Championship, 3 time Supporters Shield winner, 2018 U.S. Open Cup Champion, 2 time LA Galaxy Defensive Player of the Year and 2014 MLS...
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Saint Brady
Welcome back to the show. I have a lot to cover this week since it’s been 2 weeks. Still getting things together from our move. What is your resting HR? Mine is 38-42. My doctor recently told me Jordan’s resting HR was at 30 bpm. So I have some work to do. Trying to be like Mike. What did you do...
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New Place
Welcome back to this weeks episode. Did you know overhead bins are on a first come first serve base? Would you lay 2.6 Million dollars to watch CR7 and Messi play in a game that mean absolutely nothing? Nipples grown back 100%, Ally says don’t fact check her. Please fact check her on that....
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I'm 40!!!
Welcome back to this weeks show. Yes the news is true. I am now 40 years old. How do I feel? The same as I did before I turned 40. Speaking of 40 CR7 is now going to play in the Saudi league. I hope he had tremendous success. Passengers on planes are gross. Why do I say that? I tell you a story...
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Jesusito 24
Happy New Year!!! Welcome back to the show. It is 2023 and let us kick this year off right. This weeks episode is a short one. Come listen to what I talk about. Tell me what you think of my last thought in the show. Do you agree? Sit back, relax and enjoy the show. Instagram: @TheJesusShowNTO...
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Goodbye 2022
Welcome back to this weeks episode. It’s almost time to say goodbye to 2022 and hello to 2023. I talk about how our first Christmas was with the baby. I also talk about how I’m doing in my fantasy football league. I am not a huge fan of football. I like to watch for the food and beer. I want to…
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Jesusito 23
Welcome back to the show. This week I talk about the World Cup Final. Yes, Argentina is the new World Cup Champions. Congratulations!!! Leo Messi has his World Cup title. I also talk about Luis Suarez and how a reporter asked him to apologize for his handball in the 2010 World Cup. So stupid. Do...
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Thank You AJ
Welcome back to the show. This weeks episode is all about my good friend, AJ De La Garza. AJ got drafted 19th overall to the LA Galaxy. Aj Played for the LA Galaxy, Houston Dynamo, Inter Miami CF, New England Revolution and finally back to the LA Galaxy for a 1 day contract to end his MLS career…
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More Candy
Welcome back to the show!!! Are you proud of me? This weeks show is finally on time. I’m trying to get better. Do you like ice cream? Do you eat it all in one sitting, like a gallon of ice cream? I do. Does it hurt my stomach you bet it does. Does it stop me 1000% no. Have you ever heard of a…
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Jesusito 22
Welcome to this weeks Jesusito episode. It’s World Cup heavy. What’s going on with CR7? Is he going to play in MLS next? I hope so. That would be amazing!!! Have you ever sat far away from people at the airport and somehow people come sit close to you? Why?! It pisses me off so much. People who...
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Remember Me?
HELLO!!! I am finally back this week. After a few weeks off I feel great and ready to get back to the show. Do you share poop pictures with your friends? I definitely do. I’ve never been a fan of taking pills. I share with you my first pill experience. I also talk MLS Cup playoffs.…
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Cool Story
Welcome back to the show. Do I have a show for you. I talk about a few things that I haven’t yet. Yeah I know they are a few older topics but I’m finally talking about them now. Coolio passed away, RIP my man. Have you ever pooped, then forgot if you did then wiped and saw you did? I have. I also...
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Cooking with Jesus : Soft Pretzels
Welcome back to the show! Today we do something totally different. We bake some soft pretzels! I wanted to share my love for soft pretzels with you guys, so follow along, bake with me or just enjoy watching me navigate the kitchen. What you'll need : A mixing bowl whisk medium sauce pan cookie...
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Jesusito 21
Welcome back to the show!!! First off thank you to everyone who has texted me, called me, DMed me and commented on my last episode. It has been overwhelming the amount of support I’ve gotten from my friends. It’s definitely giving me the love and support I need at this time. Special shout out to…
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My Abuse
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!WARNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This episode is very graphic. I talk about my sexual abuse from my cousin FERNANDO BLANCO. His instagram is @thanoslovechild This was very hard for me to talk about but I feel it is time to stop keeping Fernando's dirty, gross and sick secret. I...
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In Loving Memory of Mami & Luca
Welcome back to the show. This week I come to you with a very heavy heart. My grandmother, Mami passed away on Sept. 1st 2022. I also talk about Luca, 8 years ago on The 5th of Sept. he passed away unfortunately. If you want to hear a grown man cry and sniffel then look no further then this weeks...
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Jesusito 20
Welcome back to the show! This weeks episode is a Jesusito. We are going to Boston to visit Megan, AJ and the girls. It will be Athanasios’s first plane ride. I’m nervous and excited all at the same time. I also tell you about my Dentist adventures. O how I hate the dentist but I also don’t want…
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
Every day conversation and interviews with people from my every day life. Soccer/fútbol fanatic with many friends that play and may come on the show to talk about their lives and insights on the world we live in. Comedy and extreme sarcasm all throughout.
HOSTED BY
Jesus Velez
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