The Jibblies

so, here i am. you get to hear my lovely voice. my at home. songs are; "Hair of the Dog" by Nazereth, "Wind Him Up" by Saga, "Everything Louder Than Everything Else" by Meat Loaf, and "Spaceship Superstar" by Prism.

um, i know i promised some actual podcasting action but i've been lazy. and now i can't get my new compy to record microsoft sam. so enjoy this hostless show. songs are; "I wanna rock" by Twisted Sister, a special song, "Dog Years" by Rush, and "Hold the Line" by Toto.

a fairly good and excellent podcast. songs are: "White Room" by Cream, "Aqualung" by Jethro Tull ( i think i've already played this before but oh well) "The Monster is Loose" by Meatloaf, and "Murder One" by MC-Har.

yeah, it's summer. that means more time in between episodes due to the fact that i'm so damn lazy and lack of material. not a bad episode. good music. songs are: "Summertimes Blues" by Rush, "School's Out" by Alice Cooper, "Big Balls" by AC/DC, "Surfin' in Tofino" by The Planet Smashers, and the extra special bonus song "Speed" by Atari Teenage Riot.

this is me and stephen walking down to the beach and our adventure along the way. from smashing up an anthill, having an off-road adventure, and stomping crabs, it was fun. the picture is a screenshot from halo of a rockectlauncher. i thought it was funny. the unexpected song in the middle is "Take the Devil by the Horns and F*** Him Up the A**" by Sum 41 and the song at the end is "Looking For the Perfect Beat" by Afrika Bambaataa and the Soulsonic Force.

sorry i haven't posted in a bit. i'm getting caught up with exam prep and crap. the song is "Working Man/Finding My Way" by Rush off their live album All The World's A Stage. the picture is Afrika Bambaataa. i like the beats off their Planet Rock album.

i need something better to do. i need a life. damn, do i ever need a license. when i drive i will be the life of the frickin' party. songs are as follows; "Ride the Chariot to the Devil" by Sum 41, "(Don't Fear) The Reaper" by Blue Oyster Cult, "Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap" by AC/DC, and "Paranoid" by Black Sabbath.

wow, what an episode. starts off in the change room, then "Aqualung" by Jethro Tull, followed by jason BSing his crappy lego project, finished off by a quality sit-down.

look at the picture. that is a bookmark that was handed out to us. look at the little girl measuring herself to the stack of books and notice how she's just short of reaching self-esteem. how unfortunate. the wonderful song is "Something For Nothing" by Rush.

another nice 'n' short one. it's amazing what you find in classified ads. anyhoo, the song is: "The Analog Kid" by Rush. i really like the solo in it. if i remeber, "Something For Nothing" will be next week's song.

a shorter than usual episode. the movie in question near the start, if you didn't hear the title, is Danny Darko. weird movie. yes we did get detention but since patrick got sent to the hall he didn't get detention. jerk! Song is: "Eminence Front" by The Who. Leave some comments for goodness sake. Good grief.

An adventure through the fire and ice. the fire and ice is basically when streets of qualicum beach are shut down and stands are put on the streets and you buy a little cup and sample chili from different stands and watch guys make ice carvings. not bad indeed. the single song for today is "Carry on Wayward Son" by Kansas.patrick don't forget to leave that comment about doritos and if anyone else wants to leave a comment, feel free.

i finally got around to editing out the useless crap and boring nothingness because the man says i need a more commercial friendly podcast. that's when i walk right into his office and grabbed him by his skinny l'il neck and said, "i'm not going to jail for you or anybody!" songs are: "Spellbound" by Triumph, "No More Mr. Nice Guy" by Alice Cooper, and "Closer To The Heart" by Rush. if you do find this podcast amusing, don't be afraid to leave a comment or email me at [email protected] also, if you want to vist my myspace at http://www.myspace.com/fuzzybloodhound and leave a comment and/or add yourself to my friends.

interesting englishness. WARNING! - some parts of this podcast may sync up to certain Rush songs. songs are: "I'd do anything for love (but i won't do that)" by Meat Loaf and "Distant Early Warning" by Rush. the picture is Rush when they were on tour in 1978.

an uneventful lunchtime. song is "The Trooper" by Iron Maiden. the picture is the logo of a future band in the makings called Axe Magnetique. the name has a little story behind it so you should ask about it someday or in the comments if you don't know it.

oh yes, everyone loves that fan. i do. the first song is straight from the Doom 3 game. then the other song which isn't actualltyfrom a video game is "The Flow" by Darude. by far my favourite finnish techno music maker person.

i felt compelled to produce this jibbles. songs are "Two Tickets to Paradise" by Eddie Money, "Strutter" by Kiss, and "Young Turks" by Rod Stewart.

pfft, not much. just sit back and be struck dumb by my god given guitar skills. i kid you not, i'm activily searching for a band to join or form. and maybe in a few years you'll be hearing from a band called "Axe Magnetique." the song is "Irish Boys" by Tsunami Bomb.

i really don't have to say much except quote L'il Spicy who said "hustle and bustle are like my left and right arms" in his famous Hustle and Bustle Are Like My Left and Right Arms Speech. the song is "Walking on Sunshine" by the Bangles. classic.

just for not liking meatloaf (i don't understand how) here is an extra special podcast just for you stephen. it's also for people who like the "loaf." it is the seventh track off Meat Loaf's Bat Out of Hell II: Back into Hell called "Wasted Youth" so chew on it!

i'm trying with no deejay cuz i'm too lazy to record anything right now and my mp3 player is running outa juice. songs are "Sand in the Wind" by Tyr, and "Sgt. Baker" by D.V.D.A

you guys are a good audience. by that, i mean mainly jason, patrick ,and stephen. i think this is the 19th or 18th episode however you count 'em. i'm not sure if the first one "Drinking Red Bull" counts. in either case, just keep listening. songs are "Sledgehammer" and "Shock the Monkey" both by Peter Gabriel and then "I'm in Love With My Car" by Queen.

recorded within the small edlerly town of QB. just for the record, that was good poutine. song order is: "Acid Rain" by the Liquid Tension Experiment, "Wizards in Winter" by The Trans-Siberian Orchestra, and "Down Under" by Men At Work. now that's what i call good variety.

golfing on portfolio day. songs are "You're the Best" by Joe Esposito and "Heat of the Moment" by Asia. following is a list of rules we made up for EXTREME GOLF! 1. maybe get air horns, souped up carts, and um free swiss cake rolls 2. and while you're trying to hit the ball, people in those faux sumo suits will come and jump on you 3. and all you have to defend your self is silly string and madonna CDs. 4. and every 20 minutes the course would be flooded by 7 feet of water 5. with lions and sharks swimmin' around. then if you hit under par ... PYROTECHNICS!!!!!!!!!!!!! 6. if you hit the ball into the sand trap, you have to jump on the back of a moped and hit the ball while you scoot by. 7. but the whole time while all this is going on, your attached to the middle of the course by a bungy chord 8. and at random intervals, machines would start chuckin' dodgeballs every where 9. and the course is made of astroturf on thick foam on hydralics that go up and down randomly. but not like every 3 secods, like every 4:30-6:00 so it'll always catch you off guard 10. and, and. umm. i'm running outa ideas. one of your clubs has to be an electric guitar. and um, oh henry? 11. and there would be an angry frenchmen in a cage that would be released if the fucked up. and he would have a big bottle of wine to smash over the refs head 12. and before you tee-off, you HAVE to perform some type of robot dance 13. and if one of the founding members of styx doesn't like it. you have to run through the ass paddler 14. and depending on the redness of your ass, you could trigger the "baboozle" which is when, umm, whipping cream and melted cheese is sprayed onto the course and the person to eat the most wins a free session to an alcoholics anonymous meeting

another short and sweet episode of your favourite podcast. that weird sound before that little bit of laffing was a genuine fart from my gassy bowels. the songs are "The Wild Rover" by Tyr, and "Long Way Round" by The Stereophonics. ahh, nothing gives me satisfaction like producing the jibs.

this is a keeper of a show. that microsoft sam is one funny guy. just go control panel and click on speech and make him say funny shit. it's awesome! theirs a snippet of Wig Wam's "Hard to be a Rock 'n' Roller" near the beginning. and at the end, it's Wig Wam again with "Breaking all the Rules"

Sat in a quiet room and talked. not as exciting as i thought it would be but still, enjoy. Songs are: "Hard to be a Rock 'n' Roller" by Wig Wam, "A Passage to Bangkok" by Rush, and "Hail to the Hammer" off Tyr's Eric the Red re-release.

Ahhh, English class, how wonderful. Songs are: "Hard to Be a Rock 'n' Roller" by Wig Wam, "Lay it on the Line" by Triumph, and that Wig Wam song again twice. Umm, Wig Wam is the best Norwegian Glam Rock ever. I don't care what you say. but only the Wig Wam song is Norwegian Glam Rock. Triumph is a Canadian group. ahhhh, good ol' Canada eh?

recorded while we were definatly NOT skipping school. i mean why would we? isn't it weird that i brought that up unprovoked? well listen up and enjoy it sucka! This week's songs are: "Bastille Day" by Rush, "Raise a Little Hell" by Trooper, and "Radar Love" by Golden Earring. This week's podcast was brought to you by Midas! get your brakes checked.

Since i have no material for spring break, i'm putting up a song. that's it, just a song. i think it's a good song. it's "Down Under" by Men at Work.

This week's songs are: "Blue Collar Man" by Styx and "The System is Down" by Strong Bad. And Remember Kids, "Styx is the Shits!"

A nice short one this time. The song is "Brian Boitano" by D.V.D.A.

English class near it's best. I really do think the romans had it right with their togas. There is nothing i'd rather wear than a t-shirt, boxers and a bathrobe. and maybe those ankle weights. you can only wear 'em with a bathrobe. and after you wear 'em for a while and take 'em off, i think you'll either be faster or screwed at walking. one or the other.

Very long. over an hour. Song order is: "Now your a Man" by D.V.D.A, "oh Yeah" by Yello, "Mr. Roboto" by Styx, "Potatoe sex" by Us You Idiot, "Conga" by Miami Sound Machine, and "Hocus Pocus" by Focus. i think it got screwed up at the end and keeps going with nothing ten inutes after the last song is done. i'm just too lazy to fix it though. enjoy it.

Yeah, let's go english, or whatever. You should know what the song is so i'm not telling you what it is. At the end are some Kids in the Hall quotes that I wanted to put on. "I'd like to report one of those empty fridges that still has the door on them and a kid could crawl inside and stop breathing and die." "Okay, now where exactly is this fridge?" "In my kitchen."

Sitting in English class, not doing much except for talking about a walk on the beach. This week's song "Gozilla" by Blue Öyster Cult is brought to you by the Association of People Against Long Walks on the Beach.

It's pretty much a whole lotta nothing. Songs include, "the Knowledge Hat" by Matt Chapman, "Regin Smidur" by Tyr, "King of Terrors" by Symphony X, and "Ramund Hin Unge" by Tyr again. The longest yet, but hold on! The hundredth listener will get a free balloon! Just somehow prove it, and I will buy you one (1) balloon.

Talking about breaking the fifth wall. This week's featured song is "The Accolade" by Symphony X. The mentioned podcast is The X-Factor. Suscribe at: http://zoltan.podOmatic.com/rss2.xml

Think I have a chance with the intercom lady? The song is "The Rune" by Týr from their How Far To Asgaard album. You can get it free from their website.

Pretty bad quality but it's good. not sure if it'll work so bare with me. It's me and Patrick drinking red bull one lunch time. i don't blame you if you don't listen to all of it.