Episodes
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JCW ARCHIVE: Halloween Hits
AWOOOOOO! You know the Wolfe man loves Halloween! From Ozzy flavored ice cream to politically correct tales from the crypt, John and the crew are always down to get spooky. We even hear from Satan himself to see how his costume parties in Hell compare to our very own at the office. Thanks for...
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JCW ARCHIVE: Hillbilly Hijinks
When a slow talking caller chimes in on why skinny guys get the most play from the big girls, we get taken down a long and drawn out trail with a whole family of country critters. The caller, Kenneth's, ex wife is actually LIVE in the studio with us to give us the skinny on the fat. It may sound...
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JCW ARCHIVE: Master Craft Round Table
It's time for our big car show so we're taking it back to last year's when we had the automotive all-stars sit down with John to spill the oil LIVE from the Walnut Springs Roadhouse. We learn how John and Chip met and even talk to the customer who sold us one of Chip's builds to topple the first...
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JCW ARCHIVE: I Buy The Cars
Bobbo is truly the songbird of our generation. This week we have a touching rendition of a Barry Manilow classic "I Write The Songs" dedicated to the owner of GivemethevIN.com, John Clay Wolfe himself. From the Fords to the Subaru's, he bids them all! A relic from over 10 years ago, you can tell...
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JCW ARCHIVE: Gene Simmons VS. Keith Richards
Keith Richards has been a regular on the show for years, but when comedian Craig Gass stopped by, Gene Simmons was a special surprise guest with a lot to offer (for $49.95 plus shipping) The legendary convo starts off a little testy, but in no time Keith and Gene realize they have more in common....
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JCW ARCHIVE: The Morning After
Last year at the big Walnut Springs Rally we had a blast! Some more than others, as we find out from security footage of Bobbo's midnight shenanigans. Let's go through the motions of making sure you still have everything after a blackout and we can worry about replacing the whiskey later. We even...
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JCW ARCHIVE: Bobbo's Gay House
When Bobbo fell on hard times after his wife of 90 days left him, he found solace in the suspiciously clean pad of Johnny, James, Eric & Todd. Just the good old boys never meaning no harm! Right? Turns out an "alternative lifestyle" just means that the parfaits are off limits! Thanks for joining…
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JCW ARCHIVE: Terrible Tats
A good memory can last a lifetime through a bad tattoo and our listeners have plenty of them. John sets it off by recounting a drunken Spring break that resulted in his friend getting a Best Western logo inked, but I think the listeners have him beat. From a pair of lips where the sun don't shine...
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JCW ARCHIVE: Significant Shush
John is in hot water after shushing his wife and the crew is sure to tell him just how comfy he needs to make his bed in the dog house for a while. Hell hath no fury like a woman shushed! Luckily our local romeo, Speech Impediment Terrance has some lovely advice... Thanks for joining us for this...
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JCW ARCHIVE: Terrance's Best Impedances
We love our listeners and Speech Impediment Terrance has become one of our favorites. Terrance is a man in Austin, Tx who has developed a speech impairment from being hit by a couple of cars, but he doesn't let that stop him from living his best life and enjoying our show every Saturday morning....
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JCW ARCHIVE: Corvette Ashtray
Would you like to play a game? John has an old Corvette sitting in his shop that’s covered in a fine dust and he insists that he’s going to keep it that way. We ask our listeners to call in and give us their best guess as to why that is and we even get a guess from Keith Richards! A lot of fans...
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JCW ARCHIVE: Hangin' Low
While doing research for his bike rally, John stumbled upon an age discriminant wet t-shirt contest that got him thinking, just how long does it take to elongate? With the technology of today, calcium cannons are holding up better than ever and we are surely thankful. Long gone are the days of...
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JCW ARCHIVE: Give Me The Vend
John provides an excellent work environment at our company but some times employees can push the line. Whether it's a thousand pound vending machine tearing up the walls or a door decoration giving preschool vibes, sometimes the appearance starts to slip, so John's gotta crack the whip! I just…
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JCW ARCHIVE: Stroke of Jeanius
When sultry actress Sydney Sweeney shocked the world with a red hot advertisement for American Eagle jeans, it sparked a conversation about selling sex and controversy. The crew has its opinions and arguments but the conversation of course devolves into just what jeans make a bodacious behind…
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JCW ARCHIVE: Joking Ain't Easy
When John brings out our friend, Jerry Wayne Longmire, for a comedy show at the Rattlesnake we get the full small town bar experience! From popped tires to big country boys ready to fight, we're put through the full spectrum of country bar fun. Being a comedian isn't all jokes and laughs! The…
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JCW ARCHIVE: Hooker Healthcare
We've brought Hannah the stripper in to break down the beef between hookers and strippers after a story about healthcare for sex workers but John and the crew are a bit distracted. They've got a myriad of questions such as how old are you, what's a stripper's favorite candy bar and what's for...
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JCW ARCHIVE: Death of a Chipmunk
Oh boy, we got a story about squirrels wreaking havoc on the inside of trucks and our resident animal expert, Randy the chipmunk, drops in to let us know what's going down. Unfortunately John is in an awful mood and can't take anymore of his high pitched hijinks. We even take a poll to see if the...
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JCW ARCHIVE: Breathalyzer Biz
John's got a lot of friends with great, totally sober ideas. Nevermind the mush mouth, one of his buddies knows how to strike it rich off of breathalyzers and branded bourbon, which might be a conflict of interest. John is trying to put their plan in motion, but a late night cop stop causes a big...
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JCW ARCHIVE: Muscling The Mowers
John's got a big problem with the local mowers making all kinds of noise during our live show so he sends his thug homie Pre Kay to rough 'em up, but it turns out he's more of a lover than a fighter. After going off on the lawn company, he's so fuming mad he gets the plugged pulled on the show!...
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JCW ARCHIVE: Cheech & Chong Visit JCW
Let's roll up another classic archive clip and take a journey to waaaaay back when the legendary stoners Cheech & Chong paid the Wolfe man a visit. They talk about everything from legalization to lowriders and they even do a Cheech & Chong sing-a-long. Free your mind and take a listen, just don't...
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JCW ARCHIVE: In The WHAT Bob?
These are the tales, the freaky tales! And boy, do our listeners tell them so well. John puts out the question "Where is the strangest place you've done the deed?" and our proud audience answered in droves. From rooftops, to horse troughs to while SKYDIVING??!! I thought our crew was a wild bunch...
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JCW ARCHIVE: Handy Man
Get out of my dreams and into my massage parlor! This week the John and the scatterbrained crew jump around from their wives having damning dreams about them (however good or bad that may be) to visions of Asian massage shops serenading their valued customers. We ask the important questions like:...
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JCW ARCHIVE: Sell That Bitch Origins
John has been buying and selling cars for a long time and when youve got this much experience you do it well and you do it with style! Our producer Turley grabbed some exclusive audio from John's hot mic during the auction and a slogan was born. Thanks for joining us for this week's #JCWPodcast...
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JCW ARCHIVE: Karens With Attitudes
You better watch out! Karenz Wit Attitudes are comin' at ya and they're straight outta patience! Finally, an anthem for all of the bad vibe single moms out there who take their aggression out on anybody in sight. From Wal Mart employees to delivery drivers, nobody is safe. You don't want to run...
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The official podcast of John Clay Wolfe Show (JCW Show)
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