The John Clay Wolfe Show

When sultry actress Sydney Sweeney shocked the world with a red hot advertisement for American Eagle jeans, it sparked a conversation about selling sex and controversy. The crew has its opinions and arguments but the conversation of course devolves into just what jeans make a bodacious behind look best? From Rockies, to Lee to Girbaud, we ask the important questions, like "What is she doing with those pliers?"   Thanks for joining us for this week's #JCWPodcast #JCWArchive. Please don't forget to Like, Share, and most importantly, Subscribe--to make sure you get the latest John Clay Wolfe Show materials as soon as they're released! So keep an eye out for those acid wash stripes...and we'll see you Saturday

When John brings out our friend, Jerry Wayne Longmire, for a comedy show at the Rattlesnake we get the full small town bar experience! From popped tires to big country boys ready to fight, we're put through the full spectrum of country bar fun. Being a comedian isn't all jokes and laughs! The crew has tried their hand at it themselves and even the professionals like Jerry happen to hit road blocks on the journey of just joshin'   Thanks for joining us for this week's #JCWPodcast #JCWArchive. Please don't forget to Like, Share, and most importantly, Subscribe--to make sure you get the latest John Clay Wolfe Show materials as soon as they're released! So keep an eye out for your mother-in-law...and we'll see you Saturday

We've brought Hannah the stripper in to break down the beef between hookers and strippers after a story about healthcare for sex workers but John and the crew are a bit distracted. They've got a myriad of questions such as how old are you, what's a stripper's favorite candy bar and what's for lunch? I just hope she's not late to pick-up John's kids!   Thanks for joining us for this week's #JCWPodcast #JCWArchive. Please don't forget to Like, Share, and most importantly, Subscribe--to make sure you get the latest John Clay Wolfe Show materials as soon as they're released! So keep an eye out for Dr. Bob...and we'll see you Saturday

Oh boy, we got a story about squirrels wreaking havoc on the inside of trucks and our resident animal expert, Randy the chipmunk, drops in to let us know what's going down. Unfortunately John is in an awful mood and can't take anymore of his high pitched hijinks. We even take a poll to see if the listeners want to decide the fate of our beloved animal pal. Will John pull the trigger or will Randy live to eat nuts another day?   Thanks for joining us for this week's #JCWPodcast #JCWArchive. Please don't forget to Like, Share, and most importantly, Subscribe--to make sure you get the latest John Clay Wolfe Show materials as soon as they're released! So keep an eye out for those soy bean wires...and we'll see you Saturday

John's got a lot of friends with great, totally sober ideas. Nevermind the mush mouth, one of his buddies knows how to strike it rich off of breathalyzers and branded bourbon, which might be a conflict of interest. John is trying to put their plan in motion, but a late night cop stop causes a big mouth wife to let another drunken cat out of the bag!   Thanks for joining us for this week's #JCWPodcast #JCWArchive. Please don't forget to Like, Share, and most importantly, Subscribe--to make sure you get the latest John Clay Wolfe Show materials as soon as they're released! So keep an eye out for that Taco Casa...and we'll see you Saturday

John's got a big problem with the local mowers making all kinds of noise during our live show so he sends his thug homie Pre Kay to rough 'em up, but it turns out he's more of a lover than a fighter. After going off on the lawn company, he's so fuming mad he gets the plugged pulled on the show! Luckily he has the support of his callers and cohosts, who resolved the issue amicably. I guess you get more honeys being fly!   Thanks for joining us for this week's #JCWPodcast #JCWArchive. Please don't forget to Like, Share, and most importantly, Subscribe--to make sure you get the latest John Clay Wolfe Show materials as soon as they're released! So keep an ear out for those leafblowers...and we'll see you Saturday

Let's roll up another classic archive clip and take a journey to waaaaay back when the legendary stoners Cheech & Chong paid the Wolfe man a visit. They talk about everything from legalization to lowriders and they even do a Cheech & Chong sing-a-long. Free your mind and take a listen, just don't hog the doobie man!   Thanks for joining us for this week's #JCWPodcast #JCWArchive. Please don't forget to Like, Share, and most importantly, Subscribe--to make sure you get the latest John Clay Wolfe Show materials as soon as they're released! So keep an eye out for those FBI agents...and we'll see you Saturday

These are the tales, the freaky tales! And boy, do our listeners tell them so well. John puts out the question "Where is the strangest place you've done the deed?" and our proud audience answered in droves. From rooftops, to horse troughs to while SKYDIVING??!! I thought our crew was a wild bunch but we've got nothing on the people tuning in every Saturday morning!   Thanks for joining us for this week's #JCWPodcast #JCWArchive. Please don't forget to Like, Share, and most importantly, Subscribe--to make sure you get the latest John Clay Wolfe Show materials as soon as they're released! So keep an eye out for those straps...and we'll see you Saturday

Get out of my dreams and into my massage parlor! This week the John and the scatterbrained crew jump around from their wives having damning dreams about them (however good or bad that may be) to visions of Asian massage shops serenading their valued customers. We ask the important questions like: Is your wife still mad at you? Was it THAT Reba? and most of all, HOW MUCH?   Thanks for joining us for this week's #JCWPodcast #JCWArchive. Please don't forget to Like, Share, and most importantly, Subscribe--to make sure you get the latest John Clay Wolfe Show materials as soon as they're released! So keep an eye out for that Tae Kwon Do...and we'll see you Saturday

John has been buying and selling cars for a long time and when youve got this much experience you do it well and you do it with style! Our producer Turley grabbed some exclusive audio from John's hot mic during the auction and a slogan was born.   Thanks for joining us for this week's #JCWPodcast #JCWArchive. Please don't forget to Like, Share, and most importantly, Subscribe--to make sure you get the latest John Clay Wolfe Show materials as soon as they're released! So keep an eye out for that big rubber hose...and we'll see you Saturday

You better watch out! Karenz Wit Attitudes are comin' at ya and they're straight outta patience! Finally, an anthem for all of the bad vibe single moms out there who take their aggression out on anybody in sight. From Wal Mart employees to delivery drivers, nobody is safe. You don't want to run across one of these ladies in a dark alley, or you're liable to get CANCELLED by K.W.A.!   Thanks for joining us for this week's #JCWPodcast #JCWArchive. Please don't forget to Like, Share, and most importantly, Subscribe--to make sure you get the latest John Clay Wolfe Show materials as soon as they're released! So keep an eye out for those hair-do's...and we'll see you Saturday

From Nigeria to Poland, scammers seem ready to pounce on any gullible geriatric they can find and luckily, we've got one of those soon to be victims on the line! James called in with a predicament of inheriting a beautiful Rolls Royce from his overseas pen pal but once John and the crew start asking some questions, things start unraveling fast.   Thanks for joining us for this week's #JCWPodcast #JCWArchive. Please don't forget to Like, Share, and most importantly, Subscribe--to make sure you get the latest John Clay Wolfe Show materials as soon as they're released! So keep an eye out for that cargo jet...and we'll see you Saturday

Entertainment is big business and everybody wants a piece of the pie so when JD Ryan almost gets cut out of a deal, we talk to our favorite radio rep Ronnie to hear what happened. She might have a lackadaisical approach to the job but she knows how to get it done...eventually! With perks that include an Isuzu brand dog house for her son's stolen pet, who wouldn't want a gig like that?   Thanks for joining us for this week's #JCWPodcast #JCWArchive. Please don't forget to Like, Share, and most importantly, Subscribe--to make sure you get the latest John Clay Wolfe Show materials as soon as they're released! So keep an eye out for those lucky numbers...and we'll see you Saturday

Puff, puff and pass your time with JCW and the crew as they do their best to recount their fondest memories of the devil's lettuce with some of our best herb crusted bits. From the crew voicemail to John's own kids, everybody is celebrating in the sky! Won't you spark one up and join us this weekend??   Thanks for joining us for this week's #JCWPodcast #JCWArchive. Please don't forget to Like, Share, and most importantly, Subscribe--to make sure you get the latest John Clay Wolfe Show materials as soon as they're released! So keep an eye out for that tiny little roach...and we'll see you Saturday

Get ready for some crappy humor because we're on the look out for a dookie bandit! After somebody blasts the urinal with a fresh, unwanted delivery, the John Clay Wolfe show is left in SHAMBLES trying to figure out what happened and who did it?!. There's only one man for the job, P.I. Pre Kay and he's going to get to the bottom of this. The culprit might be closer than you think...   Thanks for joining us for this week's #JCWPodcast #JCWArchive. Please don't forget to Like, Share, and most importantly, Subscribe--to make sure you get the latest John Clay Wolfe Show materials as soon as they're released! So keep an eye out for Sh!tty Larry...and we'll see you Saturday

In this week's archive clip, we've got a classic clash of the titans! Bobbo has an important job here at the show but he just cant get any work done with a loud mouthed, bad ass Texas woman invading his space. Who will prevail as the most thunderous in this battle of blaring Brandy and booming Bobbo? Tune in to this classic clip to find out!   Thanks for joining us for this week's #JCWPodcast #JCWArchive. Please don't forget to Like, Share, and most importantly, Subscribe--to make sure you get the latest John Clay Wolfe Show materials as soon as they're released! So keep an eye out for those burgers...and we'll see you Saturday

Everybody knows JD Ryan is a hunk of handsome but John couldn’t help but get explicit one Saturday morning about trying to find JD’s recent weight loss secret. Luckily, we have Wallace Edwards to break down how all of these celebrity diets cultivated from one daring Carpenter. It’s just too bad about Karen!   Thanks for joining us for this week's #JCWPodcast #JCWArchive. Please don't forget to Like, Share, and most importantly, Subscribe--to make sure you get the latest John Clay Wolfe Show materials as soon as they're released! So keep an eye out for that tuna salad...and we'll see you Saturday

Our impending demise at the hands of AI is coming fast, so we might as well have a little fun! We’ve signed up for an artificial song making service on John Clay’s dime and our robot friend came back with some BANGERS. We let the class show and tell, but our resident rapper says he doesn’t need any help, he can go hard on his own! Who do you think had the best song?   Thanks for joining us for this week's #JCWPodcast #JCWArchive. Please don't forget to Like, Share, and most importantly, Subscribe--to make sure you get the latest John Clay Wolfe Show materials as soon as they're released! So keep an eye out for that bottle...and we'll see you Saturday

We were listening to some Kenny Rogers records with our buddy Adam Carrolla when Adam revealed the true story behind the music. It seems Kenny had a bit of a morbid streak on some of his hits, like "Ruby" and "Coward Of The County" which tell dark tales that we have a good laugh at! John's even got a theory that Kenny Rogers was influential in the beginnings of Gangsta Rap, which Adam, being the expert on all things gangsta, can confirm.   Thanks for joining us for this week's #JCWPodcast #JCWArchive. Please don't forget to Like, Share, and most importantly, Subscribe--to make sure you get the latest John Clay Wolfe Show materials as soon as they're released! So keep an eye out for those Gatlin boys...and we'll see you Saturday

Before Landman took off, John was chopping it up with the master thespian himself as W. R. Thornton while he was promoting his band, The Boxmasters latest offering. We find out what his recording process entails and what does John think of his take on rock n roll? They talk music, movies and cartoon recommendation's from what Billy Bob's been watching.   Thanks for joining us for this week's #JCWPodcast #FlashbackFriday. Please don't forget to Like, Share, and most importantly, Subscribe--to make sure you get the latest John Clay Wolfe Show materials as soon as they're released! So keep an ear out for that hillbilly music...and we'll see you Saturday

We didn't start the fire, but today's Flashback Friday clip is hot to the touch! After having trouble with Hummer H3's in the past, John get the news that the gas guzzling gift just keeps on giving. We don't know who's at fault for the burnt up baby Hummer, so John calls our man in the field, Uncle Roy, to get the low down on what happened. With a driver named "Cant Get Right" behind the wheel I could take a guess, but I'll let them tell it!   Thanks for joining us for this week's #JCWPodcast #FlashbackFriday. Please don't forget to Like, Share, and most importantly, Subscribe--to make sure you get the latest John Clay Wolfe Show materials as soon as they're released! So keep an eye out for those "slow" drivers...and we'll see you Saturday

For centuries there have been stories of a mysterious, seldom-seen entity roaming the wilderness on many continents: Bigfoot. The Jersey Devil. Kyrie Irving. And, the Yeti. Scoff if you will, but our own John Clay Wolfe has had his own terrifying experience with the Yeti, and according to John, it really was a life changing experience...for at least a weekend or so.   Thanks for joining us for this week's #JCWPodcast #FlashbackFriday. Please don't forget to Like, Share, and most importantly, Subscribe--to make sure you get the latest John Clay Wolfe Show materials as soon as they're released! So keep an eye out for those Shiner Bock's...and we'll see you Saturday

In this week's archive clip, we're going on a skiing trip! Saturday mornings can be a little rough for the fellas sometimes but luckily BC powder is always around to help ease the pain. What better and more effective way is there to use BC powder than putting it directly into your brain? Tune in to this classic clip to find out what happens next! (Does anybody have a dollar??)   Thanks for joining us for this week's #JCWPodcast #FlashbackFriday. Please don't forget to Like, Share, and most importantly, Subscribe--to make sure you get the latest John Clay Wolfe Show materials as soon as they're released! So keep an eye out for those Vick's inhalers...and we'll see you Saturday

Talk about long distance relationships! This week the Wolfe Pack is in our cozy W6 Ranch studio during a massive ice storm that's covering half of the country...and not all of the wolves are with us for the endeavor: John Clay is out in sunny Scottsdale, Arizona for the big Barrett-Jackson sale, while JD Ryan is sheltering at home during the meteorological catastrophe--leaving only the Colonel Mike Turley, Bobbo, DJ PreKay, and show video/web guy Kyle Kuban to hold down the fort. Luckily, all of our principals are basically in place, and we've got a LOT of stuff to pin down for you this week: John has all the latest on his time spent with Richard Rawlings from Gas Monkey Garage, along with top build designer Chip Foose and vintage car guru Dennis Collins--and yes, cocktails were consumed; there's also a LOT of money being won and lost on football with the NFL Conference championships this weekend, and John Clay and Turley share their best picks and predictions for this week's games; Bobbo has a bevy of strange news stories to share, including our study of a Louisiana man who finally had enough of his wife--and in fact ALL of his in-laws--and turned homicidal, on a dime; not to mention our friends Johnny Cash and more, including a brutal domination of this week's round of Wolfe Pack Jeopardy, with DJ PreKay achieving a brutal takedown of the competition! So strap in and hold on tight, we've got a whole barn full of Natty Lights to enjoy during the ride. Stick with the Wolfe Pack--we've driven in this stuff before!

When the brother of 90's rap star Vanilla Ice screws over the Wolfe man on a car deal, he tells him to step off! But not before releasing the show's own vanilla flavored rapper, who channeled his inner 2Pac, to release a scathing diss track towards the Ice brothers. Word to your mother!   Thanks for joining us for this week's #JCWPodcast #FlashbackFriday. Please don't forget to Like, Share, and most importantly, Subscribe--to make sure you get the latest John Clay Wolfe Show materials as soon as they're released! So keep an eye out for Vanilla Spice...and we'll see you Saturday