The Jortney Podcast

The Jortney Podcast presents: Movie Duel! Each week, my co-host and I will both choose a movie that we haven't seen. We'll discuss what we liked and didn't like about each movie, and in the end although two movies enter the arena, only one movie leaves. This week, Jordan and Duane discuss Swallow (2019) and True History of the Kelly Gang (2019). SPOILER WARNING.

Jordan and Courtney prepare for the series finale of Game of Thrones by summing up their thoughts on the final season so far, and reviewing their death pool predictions one last time.

Jordan Courtney discuss the first two episodes of Game of Thrones' final season, and break down who they think will live or die by the end of the series.

Jordan and Courtney discuss Courtney's week-long hospital stay, which coincided with a school picture day and a hurricane.

Jordan and Courtney discuss childbirth and being first-time parents.

Courtney skips out, leaving Jordan to do a solo episode... until a very special guest darkens his door and joins him in counting down the top five movies of 2017! SPOILERS ABOUND.

Jordan and Courtney discuss the latest controversial chapter in the "Star Wars" saga, and relentlessly mock the Golden Globe nominated musical, "The Greatest Showman."

Jordan and Courtney return with a discussion about pregnancy and preparing for a new baby, and dish on the thrill of seeing a Lady Gaga concert. Jordan is terrified of Pukwudgies!

Jordan and Courtney make a special announcement!

Jordan and Courtney's podcast studio is invaded by a hungry bridge troll with a fondness for premium network television. Jordan and the troll discuss "Twin Peaks: The Return" as Courtney's life hangs in the balance. SPOILERS ABOUND for "Twin Peaks," "The Leftovers," "Hannibal," and "Penny Dreadful."

Jordan and Courtney hold a tournament to decide who will sit on the Iron Throne at the end of "Game of Thrones," jam out to Third Eye Blind, and muse about HBO's future. Courtney runs the show! (SPOILERS ABOUND!)

Jordan introduces a new game to the podcast! Jordan and Courtney discuss the dynamite cast and soundtrack of "Ferngully: The Last Rainforest," and bond over their shared fondness for the beach.

The tale of Jordan and Courtney's "Killer" journey to Atlantic City is concluded, which gives way to an in-depth review of season 5 of the Netflix original series, "Orange is the New Black." Everything Jordan knows (or thinks he knows) about casinos comes from either "Austin Powers" or Martin Scorsese's "Casino."

Jordan and Courtney discuss their harrowing journey to Atlantic City to see The Killers live in concert, and learn a lot about themselves along the way.

Jordan and Courtney break down Beyoncé's entire discography, discuss the value and perils of reality TV, and argue about rapper, singer, actor, dancer, director, choreographer, YouTuber, and RuPaul Padawan Todrick Hall's concept album, "Straight Outta Oz." Jordan sings a few bars from the animated movie "Anastasia" with help from his co-host.

Jordan and Courtney discuss anniversary gift traditions, commonalities between "Ricki and the Flash" and "The Banger Sisters," and Michael Fassbender's uncredited stunt work on Ridley Scott's "Prometheus." 16 of Courtney's top dream guys face off against each other in hopes of winning her heart.

Jordan and Courtney discuss The Beatles, Jessica Simpson's forgettable music career, and Miley Cyrus' transition into adulthood. An argument breaks out about "Better Call Saul" that rocks the fabric of The Jortney Podcast forever. SPOILERS ABOUND for "Better Call Saul" and "The Sopranos."

Jordan and Courtney discuss Lady Gaga, introduce the newest member of the Jortney household, and dissect the complex origins of bestselling author E.L. James and her "Fifty Shades" trilogy. Jordan pitches his idea for an alternative adaptation of James' books.

Jordan and Courtney welcome a new guest to the show who joins them to discuss crystal healing, the HBO documentary "Beware the Slenderman," and Peter Jackson's "Hobbit" and "Lord of the Rings" trilogies. Jordan is profoundly disappointed after learning the multiple meanings of "S.S."

Jordan and Courtney discuss the complexities of high school life in the modern age with their two guests, a pair of teenagers named Brittany and Benji. Topics include siblings, the difference between "goth," "emo," and "scene," and the life lessons of "Joe Dirt." Jordan dares to ask, "What counts as anime?"

Jordan and Courtney, joined by their first guest to the show, continue counting down their top 5 favorite movies of 2016. SPOILERS ABOUND.

Jordan and Courtney welcome to the show their very first guest, who joins them as they continue their eulogy of 2016 by counting down their top 5 favorite movies of the past year. Courtney does her Bobcat Goldthwait impression. SPOILERS ABOUND.

Jordan and Courtney reflect on and eulogize 2016, and discuss their goals for 2017. They also talk about international travel, blended family holidays, and meeting Carrie Fisher's #1 fan.

Jordan and Courtney discuss Jordan's discovery of his long lost journal, and he reads every single entry from it. They also talk about sex and violence in the cinema, torturing insects, and Bill Cosby. Courtney demands less movie talk on the podcast.

Jordan and Courtney discuss filmmaker Jeff Nichols ("Take Shelter," "Mud," and "Midnight Special") and his new movie "Loving." They also talk about bathroom problems, drinking too much during Thanksgiving, and the lottery curse. I apologize in advance.