The Juice

Maddy, Noa, Willa, and surprise special guest Maddy's brother Siddy discuss crocs, childhood pets, and more!

Liv, Sami, & Louise write fanfiction about their highschool selves and unpack the magic of summer jobs. If you would like to be bisexual, please contact Sami

Julia and Basil investigate a mystery that everyone has been asking—are they funny?

Maddy, Noa, and Willa discuss childhood games! Imaginative play is so important

On this episode of The Juice, Ashton and Liv try to guess which characters the Open Psychometrics test assigned the other, which indie musicians old Hollywood stars would listen to, and what lurks in the depths of their notes apps.

Welcome back to The Juice, this season begins with the new Square (Casey, Sam, Grace, and Ashton) talking about their call signs, homoeroticism in Top Gun, and everyone's favorite Jewish Italian shell, Marcel the shell with shoes on.

In this long, long, awaited season finale, listen to the sounds of Liani, Kiera, and MJ eating food for an hour while they unpack their trauma from Catholic all-girls school, discuss Scoop n Scootery reparations, and deliberate on why Tufts Tinder is Like That.

Cal, Ava, and Max, a trio of theys, talk about Catholic confusion, titty* confusion, and how straight people are terrifying.

On this episode of The Juice, Nuria and Jess talk about getting banned from Tinder, white men at Tufts, and Chowder, God rest her soul.

On this episode, Grace, Sam, and Anush discuss their preferred method of blood consumption, the hospitality of the Miller Shitter, and their fear of blondes.

Listen to Casey and Rachel fail the Bechdel for almost an hour as they call some of their male friends in hopes to grasp the concept of NFTs and Bitcoin. They also read from their childhood journals.

Would you rather listen to Louise, Sami, or Ashton for 45 minutes? Well too bad, you're getting all 3! Join these gorgeous gorgeous girls as they play an exhilarating game of quarantine roulette, giggles guaranteed! (or your money back)

On this episode of The Juice, Alex, Liv, and Jewel talk about a myriad of things, sponsored by ExxonMobil, Alex's sugar mommy, and gay little baby earrings.

New year, new episode! Listen to Caroline, Emmy, and Emma talk about their new year's resolutions, which include being less cunty, getting in a physical fight, and becoming the worst version of herself. Guess whose is whose.

Move over Tufts' sex health reps...Alex, Isha, and Tamara are talking about unfortunate hookups, pap smears, and present a how-to guide on orgasming. With a sprinkle of racial melancholy thrown in there as well.

We're back baby! Listen to Alex, Grace, and Casey talk about the dangers of scurvy, inflation's effect on the tooth fairy, and their dream Spring Fling setlists. If you're looking for an informative episode about the Industrial Revolution, you might be disappointed.

Listen to Sam and Ananya reflect upon the panniversary, their love for hyperspecific memes, and how they will never understand, but stand with normal people!

It's Margaret's 21st birthday! Listen to Alex, Gia, and Margaret celebrate by reminiscing about our firsts, debuting the TFL diss track, and playing an ~exciting~ game of truth or dare.

Two mullet-rocking central Floridians, Nuria and Harper, bond over their hatred of airplanes, their love for rats, and years of religious school trauma. How fun!

The bullies of comedy are back, and more subdued than ever! Listen to Bota and Sana talk about their dads' different approaches to parenting, play a spicy game of "would you bang?," and reveal Bota's BIG secret.

Tess and Chaney (she doesn't even go here!) talk about forbidden intercourse, r/im14andthisisdeep, and analyze Chaney's Tinder profile on this episode of the TFL Podcast.

Listen to Anne and Caroline talk about spiritual experiences in Gantcher, dating app horror stories, and suburbia shenanigans!

Listen to Ananya and Alex get canceled by Tufts' comedy, neoliberals, and Greek life all in one episode!

It's quiz time! In this episode, Grace and Rosa discover what percent gay Grace is, reckon with Rosa's broken promises to God, and find out if they would be good 1950's homemakers (spoiler: they would not).

Listen to two complete strangers, Bota and Sana, talk about hooking up on the Joey, terrible tattoos, and owning up to bullying!

Kicking off their careers as media moguls, Amanda and Mona talk about awkward Zoom calls, their favorite places to cry, and make niche predictions for 2021!

Yaqara and Alex talk about Christmas porn, private school trauma, and give relationship advice to fake people!

Tess and Ananya talk about being the main character, philosophical memes, and ask, "Are they funny or are they just white?"-Recorded 12/11/2020

Alex and Gia talk about bad therapists, the prospect of house orgies, and prove that they are horrible at math!-Recorded 11/15/2020