Episodes
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We Love a Good Grocery Store Relationship Fight
In True Kelly Fashion, she has once again overdone it by planning not one, not two, not three but four events for her adult partner's nonspecial number birthday. Kelly and Melly describe "fights" they have recently participated in their relationships, a pretty epic grocery store fight went DOWN.…
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The Truman Show?
In this episode, Kelly and Melly talk about AI and the possibility that we may actually be living in the Truman Show. They play a good old fashion round of Marry, Fuck, Kill the Technology edition and encourage their best friends to monitor their posts on social media. Melly talks about surviving…
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Can We Normalize Attending Our Own Funerals?
In this episode, Kelly and Melly discuss who is more likely to pop the %$&# off, whether they would rather have more time or money, and somehow end up in a deep conversation about normalizing planning and attending their own funerals, What in the Actual $%#@, Right?
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Filter Free in 23
Kelly and Melly kick this episode off with a this or that question, they talk about the post covid era and the need for acknowledgement to bring people back together and the importance of taking off all of the filters... except the social filter.
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Guess Who's Back, and Better Than Ever
Kelly and Melly work on getting the rust off while updating their best friends on what has been happening with them. From Pool halls to sleeping on benches, monkey shit to toilet troubles Kelly and Melly discuss it all with their regular comedic spin.
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Your Head is in Uranus
In this episode Kelly and Melly take a deep dive into some things Astrology, they learn about there sun, moon and ascendants. They discuss their opinions on anti abortion protesters and the importance of keeping your head out of Uranus.
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Stay in Your Lane
Well Bestfriends, we survived Hurricane Fiona and we're back!! In this episode we talk about staying the eff in your lane, superficial North American gossip, Truth and Reconciliation and much more.
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When I die Donate My Body to Science
In this episode Kelly and Melly get deep on relationship dynamics, relationship boundaries, relationship regrets and much much more.
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The Queen of Attachment Styles
In this hott mess of an episode Kelly and Melly showcase all they know about the royal family, full disclosure they don't know much. Kelly is the Queen of attachment styles, securely attached, while Melly is still trying to figure it all out. They discuss when they would like to die, how they…
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And Like a Ghost We'll Be Gone
Welcome to Season 4, after an extended summer break Kelly and Melly are back at it. In this episode we spill the tea on Melly's new romance, we discuss the benefits of therapy, catch up with what has been going on over the past few months and so much more.
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What Ever Happened to Rosie???
In this episode Kelly and Melly talk pox, both chicken and monkey. They discuss their buckets and how they fill them up, childhood cartoon favourites and much more. Does anyone know what era the Jetsons was suppose to be in? What ever happened to Rosie?
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Sleepy Sam and the Ticket Eating Machine
From terrible comedians to declined credit cards, inconsiderate lottery shoppers to over sharing employees, sleepy airline travelers to crotchless jeans, this ridiculous episode has a little bit of everything.
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Kelly and Melly Solve Dating?
Sorry we are late this week!!! Kelly started a new job and Melly actually needed to make an edit to this Podcast because sometimes, just sometimes we get a little TOO carried away. In this episode we jump into all of the problems in online dating, "succession planning", casual sex, and a bunch of...
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The Ultimatum
In this episode Kelly and Melly break down the new Netflix series The Ultimatum. What would you give up for love? Could you have a 90 day Fiancée and is it still hott if you have to pay for it??
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Can We Really be Friends Without Benefits???
Happy 39+1 to Melly!! In this episode we spill the tea on all of the birthday shenanigans from last weekend. Lisa takes a trip in an ambulance and Melly loses her fingers. We also take a deep dive into friendships with the opposite sex.
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Pick a Side or Fear Thy Neighbor
In this episode Kelly and Melly discuss break ups and share their thoughts on picking a side. Kelly's mom becomes a full blown neighborhood Karen and Melly shares her fears about turning 39+1.
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What Did the 5 Fingers Say to the Face?????
In this episode we deep drive into Protest culture, regurgitation of the Go go gadget arm while activating our bitch slap arm. Kelly proclaims to not love attention which could not be further from the truth. Also Melly recently went black... can you go back? C’mon Fresh Prince!!!!!
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We're Back and Balls Deep!!!!
In this episode Kelly and Melly get "Balls Deep" into their covid experience, shopping fails, customer service and dating updates.
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Happy Galentine's Day!!
In this episode join Kelly and Melly alongside their Best friends Ashley and Suzanne as they discuss all things Relationships, dating, love and bucket filling. Gentle disclaimer, there were snacks and lots and lots of wine consumed while recording this casual and totally authentic girls night in.
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Every Rose Has its Thorn
In this episode Kelly and Melly host special guest Natalie as they talk about their recent weekend out, their many hidden talents, The Tinder Swindler, oh and the reason why Melly has given up the online dating scene.
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Trippin On Rich People Things
Kelly and Melly share updates on the Convoy in Ottawa, talk about smoking the juice of a toad, how to turn habits into life style and some fun dating fails.
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Mutha Trucka 2022!!
Gentle disclaimer, this is a Kelly and Melly after dark episode, the views and opinions expressed in this episode are unfiltered and likely a little drunk. In this episode we chat about the Freedom Convoy 2022, not sure where we actually stand on this one, but we have some interesting ideas,...
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Came in Like a Wrecking, Balls in your Face
In this episode Kelly and Melly discuss the challenges of being rejected, in life and in dating. Aiming for the moon and shooting for the stars may not always be the best approach, set realistic expectations for yourself, shoot your shot but make sure you are staying in the appropriate league.…
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ET Phone Home??? A New World Out of Order.
In this episode Kelly and Melly talk about the potential difficulties that may present themselves when the new world order is in effect. They talk about the new lockdowns in New Brunswick and encourage our best friends to think beyond just themselves.
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Never Say Never
In this episode we talk about how is feels to be a real life Bachelorette, how to transition from potential romantic partner to dating coach, what type of people we really hate and how to save on botox.
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We Just Pick Back Up Where We Left Off
We are the type of friends where if you don't see us or hear from us for a while we just pick right back up where we left off. In the first episode of 2022 we kick the rust off and catch our best friends up with what we have been up to.
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Whatever Tickles Your Pickle, Holiday Edition
Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays from your bestfriends Kelly and Melly. In this episode we talk about parenting fails, ensuring our kids are not assholes when receiving gifts, holiday traditions and a whole bunch more. Who would you Marry, Fuck, Kill in our special holiday edition?? We will be…
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No Glory Holes at The Big Stop
In this episode Kelly tells us all about her birthday weekend adventures complete with a stop to the sophisticated Big Stop truck stop. The girls revisit their love languages and talk about what really fills up their cups. Oh and meta verse, we are NOT in.
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A Deep Dive Into Fart Culture
In this Episode the ladies spend an evening out on the town celebrating Kelly's up and coming birthday, they discuss when is the appropriate time to tell your partner you fart, and how to truly own your shit. Also, Melly reveals another huge life changing event!!!
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Boss Ass Bitches Setting the Roadkill on Fire
In this episode we celebrate Melly the Boss Ass Bitch and her newest achievement, we discuss roadkill, paying it forward, Astorworld and the importance of reading product reviews.
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Crushin Just the Tip
In this episode Kelly connects with some friends of our pal Randy’s fellow street mates, we discuss imposter syndrome and restaurants double dipping on tips.
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You Can Be Whatever You Want to Be, But You Can't Be a F%$#&*% Cat!!
Kelly has left the east coast for a week long visit in Ontario, the ladies get caught up what has been happening in both of their lives. Kelly is a self proclaimed mess on Friday after one too many over priced glasses of wine and Melly has her first bite of Bologna in a truck stop diner.…
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Kelly Has a Secret
In this episode we talk about who we want to be when we show up for ourselves and for others. Our adventures across New Brunswick continue with no shortage of laughs, fails and opportunities to pivot. Kelly has a secret and she is telling all of our Best Friends on this episode.
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Merci Giving La
The queens of over doing it are at it again. We need to be kinder to ourselves, if it tickles your pickle join us on our Your way Weight Loss journey. Dating questions, past stories, lights, camera, action in the apple orchard and a possible new job in farming. We love pie, all the pie. Happy...
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Self-Awareness, Do You Know Who You Are?
Kelly and Melly have a great conversation about all things self-awareness. As always this discussion is super candid and infused with their special Kelly, Melly brand of humour.
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I’m in a Toxic Relationship, with MYSELF!!
In this episode we get caught up on all of the random hilarious things that are happening on the East Coast. We dive into a discussion on toxic relationships, the ones we have with ourselves. We both acknowledge follow through and consistency are huge barriers for us to getting to enjoy the lives...
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Toxic Relationships
In this episode Kelly & Melly talk about Toxic Relationships, how will you know you are in one, can a toxic relationship be saved and how to leave. They also share the details on Melly's online dating conversations and her first online date.
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Kelly & Melly Spill the T
In the very first episode of Season 2 Kelly and Melly have a deep and candid talk about the details that lead Melly to relocate to the East Coast, they talk about potentially running for Mayor(s) of the town of Shediac and lay the foundation for single Melly to spill all of her T as she enters…
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Circle Back Queens
In our very first season finale, Kelly and Melly circle back to a number of random things they have discussed recently. Melly is bumfuzzled by her summer cold and commits to trying marijuana on a larger scale after Kelly admits to getting high and watching a performance by a comedian with a small...
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We Are Not a Political Podcast But, we would F%$# Our Prime Minister
In this episode Kelly becomes a clairvoyant, we play a little game of Marry, Fuck, Kill with our federal leaders and we couch surf all the way into Melly’s feelings
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Pissing in Your Pants is an Olympic Sport
There is no "unpacking" today, in episode 23 we give new meaning to the word good, Kelly's dad has the worst meal of his life and we learn about Olympians who piss in their pants for sport.
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We Are NOT Certified Professionals
In this episode Kelly and Melly try their hands at becoming Expert Best Friend Relationship Advisors. They tackle two pretty heavy requests for advice, "my bestfriends boyfriend is a hot douche bag" and "my bestfriend had a fling with my husband".
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Pub Crawlin Wharf Whores
After a week of darkness, we present to you our latest episode Pub Crawlin Wharf Whores. In this episode we hit the streets of Moncton NB for an old fashion night on the town, we coin a new phrase, see Tie Dye Crocks in living colours and learn that Kelly's mom has a bit of a potty mouth.
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East Coast Lifestyle
Hurricane Elsa, Tubing on the river, drinking cigarette water, the beach, new business adventure and nothing but love for the beautiful East Coast.
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Three More Sleeps!!
Double vaxed/waxed and ready to roll, travel trend setter, new business ideas, movies and pickles, podcasting career or customer service? Free Brittany!
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Keep Your D%$# in Your Pants!
In this episode we talk about keeping our private parts inside our underwear. Be sure to seek consent before showing yours to anyone, unless you are “hanging out”. We also deep dive into the not so pretty Canadian history with the indigenous community and residential schools, we discuss canceling...
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Before You Come For Me, Check Your Lip Gloss!!!
Kelly and Melly share the spotlight with The Fitz aka Barry. Celebrating pride, learning and listening with open minds and open hearts. We talk about his story, his travels and his dating memories of dancing the night away. Such a fun convo.
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Happy Father's Day!!
Joined by special guest Marty, in this episode we share funny/lame dad jokes while celebrating all of the special men in our lives. Happy Father's Day!!
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Liar, stealer, cheater, oh my!
Lead with love, no space for hate, lying, stealing, cheating and talking ish... All with the best intentions. Post Malone rose review and crocs make a come back. Dropping a load at the neighbors and moving on from the checklist to the resume. In loving memory of Harry.
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2000+ best friend's
We don't like the word follower, reading is not our forte, to prenup or not to prenup, reflecting over the last year and a half, newly appointed health and wellness coach, workout prep and staying accountable.
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