The Kenzie & Cullen Show!

Hello there, love machines and kings of wishful thinking!  It's time for another shiny, shiny episode of the podcast!  We talk about the political climate, especially in Eau Claire, WI- where ice cream was eaten and protests were made!  Then it's off to the go-kart races to discuss Heavyweights - is it an underappreciated gem from the 90s, or one big ball of bad?  We'll discuss!  Then the Julia Roberts and Richard Gere cultural landmark Pretty Woman!  There's polo- there's bubble baths, there's pianos that need a scrub down, and Jason asks for a little somethin' somethin'.  What do we think of it?Listen in, won't you!  Thanks!  

Fill your rageful bellies, comrades!  It's time for another episode of this little podcast!  This week, we learn that Kenzie has a key fob that works, and works on a new car!  Then we dive right in to the Charlize Theron vehicle Atomic Blonde (2017) - there's action, there's vodka, there's spies- there's discussion!  Then we dive into the tawdry, tawdry, filthy little film Wild Things (1998).  You see some bacon, Kevin Bacon, slap fights, and sailboats- is it indeed a very Wild Thing?  We will let you know!Our stomachs are so hot and filled with soup!

We're back, folks!  Sorry for the delay!Cullen opens up about a bad thing- but everything's going to be fine!  Truly.  It's gonna be okay.Then we get right into it- we talk about Shiva Baby!  Is it the perfect coming of age movie?  Maybe!  Then it's Air Bud time- the movie about a dog that plays basketball- there's commotion, tragedy, bad haircuts, Pepsi, and dogs playin' the hell outta basketball!Join us for the thrills and the hijinks.  We love you all. 

Hello, good people!  Sorry we're a few days late with the latest episode- we lost an entire audio file because Cullen's computer crashed!  But we rerecorded it, and here we are, feast your heavenly ears on this!We talk about Kenzie gettin' her ass chewed out at school, old time comedy bits, and about our good friend and hilarious comic Ryan O'Flanagan!  Then we dive into the two films for this week's episode- Dream Scenario and Black Bear!  What are our reviews?  Thanks, friends!  Get into heaven by listening to this podcast!  You don't want to go to hell!

Welcome back, everyone!  In this episode, we talk about the 1978 Superman and the 1998 children's film Paulie!Does Marlon Brando phone it in?  Does Lex Luthor's real estate plan make any sense?  Are birds weird and creepy?  What race can't Tony Shaloub play?  We talk about it all!  It's fun!  We like it!  Thanks for listening!

Hello criminals!  This week, we get lovely news from good ol' Kenzie, who had another cancer related surgery- hopefully the last one!Then we talk about two movie assignments- Very Bad Things and Ned Kelly!  Is one of them ok and the other one trash?  Yep!  Listen to find out which one!Please like and subscribe and share and hell yeah!

Welcome back, everybody!We dive right in!  Season Three starts now- once a month for all you fine friends!We get a health update from Kenzie, we get a heartwarming tale from Cullen, then we dive into this year's Oscar hunt!  Then we discuss the assignments from the last pod- The Milli Vanilli documentary and Master Gardener!  How many corn dogs does this podcast cost you?  It's costs you NONE!  Even if they are fancy corn dogs from the tuxedo gas station!Thanks for listening!

Hello, hello, hello!  This is our special, fantastical, sensational, live episode!  Weeeeeee!!!!Sorry for the audio quality.  We are not professional sound people and there's no way in hell we could afford one!  We love you!  Thank you!  Big announcement in this one, folks- and new movie assignments!This one goes out to Lori.  Hell yeah.  

A little mini episode you say?  Well now- why is that?Because we are recording our 100th episode LIVE!  Live and in person at The Plus in downtown Eau Claire!  Thursday, January 11th!But in the meantime, we get together for a few goofs.  Cullen describes White Lightning and a vehicle mishap, Kenzie talks TV- Garfield minus Garfield, Jeff Bezos, and why you gotta listen to that voice in your head!We love you!  See you tonight at The Plus maybe?  That'd be swell!!

Crank those horseless carriages into high gear, fools- it's another episode of the show!  The show you are about to listen to!  It has two people's names in it- it is the Kenzie & Cullen Show!This week, learn about horse meat, cat meat, Christmas trees, trials, crimes, and piles and piles and piles of sap.  Not sure what to do with your sap piles?  Well, look no further for a solution!Our live show is next week at The Plus in Eau Claire, WI- Jan 11th at 8pm.  Tickets are cheap, and all the money goes to Kenzie!  Help her with money because cancer is expensive!  Find tickets at volumeonetickets.org

Wooo weee!!!It's a post-Christmas Kenzie & Cullen Show!  You won't believe who's ass Santa is gonna crawl into on this one, folks. we talk cheese boxes, keyboards, beagles, and alligator pears.  Cullen quizzes Kenzie, and tries his best not to cough all over your ears in this one.  Get to it, champs!And come see the 100th episode LIVE at The Plus on January 11th, 2024.  Find more details at volumeonetickets.orgSorry for the late upload this week.  We had a terrible, terrible internet connection on this one, so the audio is a little weird- you can make out everything, but it doesn't sound great.  Sorry 'bout that!

Get your fannies ready to celebrate the year of the goose!  It's another MOVIE episode of The Kenzie & Cullen Show!First up, we chat a bit.  Cullen finds a way to solve the problem of all the plastic in the ocean!  Then Kenzie drops an absolute bombshell of information, which moves Cullen to cry real, audible, and blubbering tears on the podcast!  He full on cries in this one, folks!Then he does it again!  Because this week, we talk about the hilarious and fun horror film, Ready Or Not, then we discuss Fanny & Alexander!  A movie over three hours long that we spend almost an hour talking about!    Watch them before you listen, or don't!  Up to you!  But there are spoilers galore!  And two crying sessions by a man in his forties!We also announce a special live taping of our podcast, in our beloved Eau Claire, at our beloved The Plus!details here if you can make it: https://volumeonetickets.org/events/the-kenzie-cullen-show-live-and-in-person-1-11-2024

Call now to order today, or send a self addressed stamped envelop with shipping and handling to the address on your screen!Hello good friends!  Today, we discuss Kenzie's inability to sleep!  We discuss old commercials!  We discuss the current season of Fargo!  We talk about college professors and we just have a ball!Thanks for listening to our lil' thing we do!  Sorry this episode came out late.  Cullen was too tired to finish editing it the other day!  

Hey there pipsqueaks and tough guys!  Here's our latest ep!We discuss chicken restaurants, land mines, arm wrestling, movies, murders in Boston (home of the biggest belt buckles), Johnny Depp, unlimited breadsticks, and assign each other movies for an upcoming episode!  Let's do this! 

Good friends!  We talk TV & movies pretty much this whole episode!  What gets mentioned?  Reacher!  The Wire!  The Sopranos!  The Curse!  Bottoms!  I Want You Back!  Fool's Paradise!  One show gets censored that we are not allowed to mention!Hell yeah.  This one is fun.  We love you!

Hey food eaters!  It's Thanksgiving!  Hooray!  Folks, we just chat it up in this one.  Movies, TV, paint, candles, Chris Parnell... those are all of the things!  Feast upon these words with your ears, you freaks!

Hello!  This is our podcast! This week, we talk about Philad;elphia, and shit on it for no reason!  We know nothing about it and we've never been there!  We talk about elephants, Jurassic Park, Kenzie's job, and comedy!  It's fun as hell!

Hello, secret spies and civilians!!  Welcome to another Kenzie & Cullen Show- this one is published on time!Today we discuss aliens, land mines, Dairy Queen, stars, heights, chicken, and all sorts of other silliness!  Grow out those beards and stare at the stars, cuz yer pals are here for ya!We love you!!!

Good morning, fine listeners!  Sorry we were a little late with the upload this morning! But we are here!  The Kenzie & Cullen Show!What do we chat about this time?  Kenzie's noodle catastrophe, pizza, slime, Og, Dr. Fad, Figure It Out, Killers Of The Flower Moon, and other just random silliness- that's what yer gonna find!  Just a talkin' one- and it's fun as hell!Thanks for listening, folks!  Tell yer friends, find us on socials, and ask us questions!  We love you!

Hello, weirdos, creeps, and normals!  That should cover all of you!This week on the Kenzie & Cullen Show, we talk about the 1981 horror film Possession.  It is a very normal movie.  Nothing strange happens at all.  Just kidding it is super fucked up and weird!  Holy shit!  Strap in, lean back, and let the squid handle this.  We love you!

Hello, loyal listeners and new listeners alike!  We greet you both!  What are these two friends talkin' about today?  We touch on arm wrestling, the rights of trans athletes, the movie Species (1995), and Kenzie gives us insight into the myth of the chupacabra!  It's a fun episode where there is talkin'!  We are glad that Kenzie survived her creepy encounter at the gas station!  We are glad we get to do this podcast!  weeeeee!!!!

Hey pals!It's another movie episode!  We talk about birthdays and baseball and such, then get right down to it!  Have you seen Flirting with Disaster or Waitress?  They both feature a star studded cast and some great performances.  How much do we like them?  Listen and hear!

Shake out those skeletons and ride those brooms, October is here, and the thrills and chills of spooky season come with it!In this episode, we get a much needed health update from our friend Kenzie, then we discuss Sun Chips, big boobs, backpacks, streaking, and hurt penises.  It's fun!  We assign each other another movie!  We laugh a lot!Join us... if you dare!!!!

It is too early in the morning to record a podcast- and yet here we are - with the sunshine and the birds, recording a special edition of the Kenzie & Cullen Show!We talk about bicycles, cats, dogs, teeth, books, drugs, playgrounds - and assign each other a new pair of movies to watch!  It's got it all!There's lots of laughing in this one, folks!  Enjoy!

Welcome to a supersized episode of the Kenzie & Cullen show, folks!  We are two friends in Eau Claire, WI who do comedy and like to talk- and we sure do talk on this one!We hear about sleep patterns, Cullen's run in with a cop and a weird guy holding a basketball, then Kenzie gets deep into a really, really horrifying crime!  We bring it all back with some texts from Kenzie's mom, and of course- a Seinfeld reference.Gel up your hair and walk your dog- this one is one for the ages!  Hell yeah!

Well hello, fine listeners!  This podcast is like caviar for your ears, a butler for your thoughts, and a diamond-studded buttplug for your soul.  Hi!  We like you!  In this week's chat sesh, things get off to a rocky ass start with some Kenzie technical issues.  But we bounce right back!  We talk about tv, birds, windshield washer fluid, comedy, suits, spilling, mud, plants, and dark places!We decide there are too many hot people on TV.  It is annoying and it sucks.  Thanks for listening!  Not that many people do!  You are nice!

We donned our tightest red leather outfits for this one- Kenzie & Cullen!  Raw!  and uncensored!...with Kenzie's cancer and Cullen's bad habits/busy schedule, this one was last minute!  But we got it done!!!!!We talk about philosophy (Fill-Sloth-ally), Kenzie's treatment, our friend Ryan Kahl, comedy, hats, mattress fires, and we DID. NOT. EDIT. ONE. BIT. OF. IT.Thank you for letting us save time and at least get an episode out this week!  We love you!  next week's production quality will be bonkers, we promise.  

Squeeble Heff-tooty to you and all the other rope throwin' cattle riders out there in the West!  It's another rip roarin' episode of the Kenzie & Cullen Show!Happy anniversary to Kenzie!  Happy jokes and talkin!  We dabble in all the stuff that makes this podcast what it is- movies, TV, jokes, comedy, medical updates... what else could you ask for?Do cowboys actually say the phrase Squeeble Heff-tooty?  ...they will now after this episode!  Be on the cutting edge of cool and listen now!

It's a hot one out there!  Cool down with a couple of pals doin' some talkin'!Kenz and Cull talk about the movies they made with their siblings, we discuss the new Snow White movie, and we just have a hot boiling ball of ice cold fun!Plus, we introduce a new segment!Join us, won't you?

Who knew comas could be so romantic?  Sandra Bullock, that's who!  In this episode, we talk about the films While You Were Sleeping and Pee Wee's Big Adventure!  Are they good?  Find out by watching them and listening to this!  We talk about both of them!  It's fun!Tell yer friends about our pod!  

Hello, dear readers!  Right after you read this, you become a dear listener!  Then after this is over... SILENCE FOREVER.It's our show!  This week, Cullen updates us on an amazing weekend- comedy shows, baseball, crying (and no, those aren't the words that will be on his tombstone)!Kenzie gives us some thoughts and feelings about Oppenheimer and the lottery, and we talk about putting gasoline in our buttholes.Do not put gasoline in your buttholes.  But put the gasoline of love that is our voices into the butthole of your brain!  Enjoy!

How goes it, loyal listener?  Today, we discuss the very sad death of Paul Reubens, then get real hopeful about the deaths of Ed Kemper and Henry Kissinger!  We discuss Santa Claus, The Tooth Fairy, The Easter Bunny, Aaron Eckhardt's giant mustache from Sully, that gopher from Caddyshack, and just have a rip roarin' time on the beaches of Corsica!Join us, won't you?

Lo and behold!  We have another episode this week, friends!Today, we get another health update from Kenzie, and we talk cereal, blueberries, ghosts, movies, Cosmo quizzes, and children's TV.  A delight and a half for all!  Weeeeeeeee!    

Have you ever thought to yourself, "someone should do a podcast about gritty French crime films from the 70s and also about Disney children's movies in the 90s"?  Well- we sure did, so we did it!In this episode, we talk about two very very different films!  Corey is a real cool French guy with a mustache!  The Parent Trap stars a young Lindsay Lohan- what do we think of these- you'll find out!  

Hello Kenzie & Cull-heads!  This is a special short episode!Kenzie is not feeling well, so we just chat briefly about how much Kenzie hates men pretending to be little boys in film!  We also talk about destroyed boats, Richard Ramirez, Disney films, and friendship!Enjoy, won't you?

What's up, buttercups!  (not the flower, though- you guys are just big ol' cups filled with butter)On this edition of the Kenzie & Cullen Show, we discuss Taylor Swift, sleeves, pants, Seinfeld, The Bear (it returns!), we dole out movie watchin' assignments, and we have a rippin' good time!Feast them ears here!!!!

Why hello fine feathered friends!  Twist up yer beaks and flap those wings, cuz this podcast is for the birds!  It is also for humans, and you are one cool human who is reading this now (unless you are some weird smart  owl- one of those professor owl people, you've seen 'em).  This week, we hear a creepy story about a light night knocker, we talk about Kenzie's comfort movie (for real, it's a wacky choice), shows, movies, political stuff- it's all over the place- we even learn that Kenzie's parents were at The Last Supper - the Bible is way off, it was in California in the 80s!  You can't fly south until you laugh with yer pals Cull and Kenz.  See you on the other side, friends!

Hello fine friends!On this episode, we hear about how open mics have been going, there's plenty of TV Talk, and we learn about the Holy Roman Empire!  What a time to be alive!

Greetings, Cully Cult and the Funky Fresh!  That is your nickname now, dear listener!  Hell yeah!  Another episode of us two talkin'.Kenzie continues to get treatment in Rochester, MN- she's watched The Matrix and wants stuff to bury!  We talk about TV, fake baseball, Billy Shakes, and read some fan mail!It's a good time!  Join us!

Hey there Kenzie & Cull-heads!  It's another movie episode!We watched Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves and Ever After!  Both take place back in the olden days!  What can we say, we love watchin' movies with big piles of hay and a bunch of loud ass geese walkin' around.  It's fuckin' fun as hell!We rate these films, we talk about these films, we have a great time doin' it.  We get a short health update from Kenzie, we hear how her bathroom sounds, and we love you!Send us an email if you fucked while you listened to this episode (69 is the sex number)

Well, howdy there!  Thanks for bein' here!Kenzie & Cullen comin' at ya in this one.  We talk about TV shows, movies, bathroom signs, babies, Kenzie's cancer treatment, and some other wild and wacky things.  It's fun!  

What a fun episode- a trip through the wonderful world of imagination with your friends Kenzie & Cullen!We talk about ordering food at a fancy place (like Arby's) and regretting what you ordered because someone else at your table ordered something that looks better, and then you regret it, and you NEVER LET IT GO.  Then we talk about Kevin Costner's butt, Christian Slater's good looks, menopause, chicken wings, goofy claptrap, and sad, sick lobsters.  Lots o' jokes in this one, lots o' goofin' around.  Enjoy!  Send us emails!

Hello, you lazy good for nothings!  We are here again with another episode, hot off the presses!  Just two friends talkin', havin' laffs!We talk about the Sims, how many children is too many children?  Robot babies, medical oddities, and how to fail at politics.  It's fun!  It's silly!  Nothing productive or meaningful is discussed in any way, shape, or form!  Just a couple of friends, actin' foolish and havin' sum laffs!  I spelled laffs wrong!  Three times in this description!

It's time for another movie episode of The Kenzie & Cullen Show!  We assign movies to each other, we watch 'em, we talk about 'em!  Cullen assigned Kenzie the hit (???) Teen Witch, Kenzie assigned Donnie Darko to Cullen!  One movie was shot in 1988, the other one takes place in 1988!  What do we think?  What will you think?  Listen in and find out!  Hell yeah!

Just a couple of friends, makin' each other laugh so much we almost pass out.  This episode includes a moment where Kenzie is full-on in tears, and unable to speak!We talk about Beau Is Afraid, Nope, and other movies, too!  Then Kenzie gives us a brief and informative history of Ranch Dressing.  From there, it descends into chaos.  Complete chaos.  Laughter galore, and a dose of verbal razzmatazz you can wash right down with wet, wet, ranch.This one is fun!  Give it a spin!

Scoot your lil' butts over here, folks!  It's time for another edition of The Kenzie & Cullen Show!  We talk about bad neighbors, Love Is Blind, politics, movies, Alex Jones, owls, poison, and give each other new film assignments!  We break some of those weird n' wacky commandments- can you count how many?This is one wacky fast train to cuckoo land!  All aboard?  You bet your lil' butt!  

Greetings, all you small wonders!  This episode is out of this world!  It's new, it's here, it is funky fresh!In this episode, we hear about liquid sitcom characters, Cullen's poor financial decisions, tuxedos, caviar, and get a very important health update from our beautiful and wonderful friend Kenzie.  We recommend changing all of your dating app profiles to "comedian, and yes- I do want to talk about it!"Enjoy this podcast and we will pay you $100!**we will not pay you $100.

Hello, you beautiful beefcakes and sultry seductresses!  You've stumbled upon another episode of the Kenzie & Cullen Show!Today, we talk about the nightmare horrors of the show Shark Tank, bowling, volleyball, and Cullen shares stories about when his nards got into a few pickles!  We love you!!!!

Boy howdy!  This is another movie episode of The Kenzie & Cullen Show!  Have you seen The Informant! or Ingrid Goes West?  ...well, you should!  We talk about these films, we also talk about how hard it is to wake up before the sun shines, we talk about how super weird all the things are?  I mean, everything is so weird, right?  ...Does Cullen tell Kenzie to shut up in the episode and immediately regret it?  You'll never know unless you hear!LIfe is a butterfly and the wind is the song.  The Kenzie & Cullen Show: America's greatest reason to not be nothing!

You can do anything if you put your mind to it!  The world is yours for the taking!  That is the message of hope and change at the heart of The Kenzie & Cullen Show!In this episode, we discuss pet pigs, CANCEL CULTURE (we don't), movies, family, friends, and despair (but in a fun way)!  You are a bright shiny light in the dim dim world.  Go out and listen to a podcast- this podcast!  Made by us!