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The Kingmaker Histories
by Meg Molloy Tuten
On the 19th of February, 1911, Colette Geise experienced a migraine that ruined her life. This is the story of what happened next.
Episodes
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The Killmaker Jamstories - Crossover Special
The gang learn to embrace the future- at least, one specific, very weird, very violent version of the future. Content Warnings: sexual references, violence, car accident, fingernail mutilation, body horror, slurping/eating sounds Transcript Link Listen to an alternate version of this special (and...
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Recommended Listening vii - Field Trip Sketch Comedy Presents
Hello, dear listeners. Despondent that the Kingmaker Histories isn't currently releasing? Of course you are. But luckily, there's an easy fix for that. During our between-season break, we're going to be sharing a few audio dramas with you that we think you'll really, really love. This week we're...
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Appendix viii - In Character Q&A
Get a look into the minds of the Kingmaker characters and find out never-before-heard details about things like Eisen's relationship with his brothers, Colette's favourite disguises, Telesphore's best recipes, Holzmann's campaign promises, and Ariadne's advice on how to be a better torturer....
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Footnote iv - FUNDRAISER UPDATE!
We're officially halfway done! Everyone give yourselves a pat on the back, you deserve it. Help us raise the next $3000! Preview the script for the first episode of season 4! Buy the Ariadne notebook! Buy the Eisen notebook! Submit your questions for our Q&A! Socials: Twitter Bluesky Youtube...
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Recommended Listening vi - Christmas Diner
Happy Holidays, gentle listeners- today we have a delicious seasonal treat for you in the form of a new limited series from the creators of Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason and Someone Just Like You. It's Christmas Diner- the story of a man on the edge taking a diner hostage on Christmas day....
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Iyer, Winterlich & Co Meet Dracula - Halloween Special
The gang's latest client is a real pain in the neck. Content Warnings: Blood, gore, vomit, eating sounds, possession/loss of autonomy, animal death Transcript Link Donate to the fundraiser for season 4 here! Written by Addison Peacock and Meg Molloy Tuten Cast in order of appearance: David Ault -...
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Appendix vii - Tailor a Jacket With Colette Geise
Want to get into slow fashion? Colette's here to help! Transcript Link Donate to the crowdfund here! Written by Meg Molloy Tuten Cast in order of appearance- Blythe Renay - Colette Socials: Twitter Bluesky Youtube Patreon Instagram
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Recommended Listening v - Travelling Light
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Recommended Listening iv - Greater Boston
Hello, dear listeners. Despondent that the Kingmaker Histories isn't currently releasing? Of course you are. But luckily, there's an easy fix for that. During our between-season break, we're going to be sharing a few audio dramas with you that we think you'll really, really love. This month we're...
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Recommended Listening iii - Fireside Folktales
Hello, dear listeners. Despondent that the Kingmaker Histories isn't currently releasing? Of course you are. But luckily, there's an easy fix for that. During our between-season break, we're going to be sharing a few audio dramas with you that we think you'll really, really love. This month we're...
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Recommended Listening ii - Give Me Away
Hello, dear listeners. Despondent that the Kingmaker Histories isn't currently releasing? Of course you are. But luckily, there's an easy fix for that. During our between-season break, we're going to be sharing a few audio dramas with you that we think you'll really, really love. This month we're...
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Recommended Listening i - Eeler's Choice
Hello, dear listeners. Despondent that the Kingmaker Histories isn't currently releasing? Of course you are. But luckily, there's an easy fix for that. During our between-season break, we're going to be sharing a few audio dramas with you that we think you'll really, really love. This month we're...
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Chapter Thirty-One - Outfoxed
Telesphore finally comes clean. Content Warnings: drug use, needles, gore, cannibalism, sucking/slurping noises (32:13-32:20) Transcript Link Written by Meg Molloy Tuten Cast in order of appearance: David Ault - The Historian Taqi Nazeer - Eisen Josh Rubino - Telesphore Blythe Renay - Colette…
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Footnote iii - Finale Announcement plus Season 3 Bloopers
Transcript link Sorry for the delay- we'll be back with your regularly scheduled Kingmaker Histories this time next week! Featuring: Taqi Nazeer, Henry Galley, Liz Plant, David Ault, Zuwie Lefou, Addison Peacock, Gianni Matragrano, Josh Rubino, Blythe Renay, Ty Coker and Ben Rowe Music Used:...
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Chapter Thirty - Wo Sich Fuchs und Rabe Gut Nacht Sagen
Telesphore needs to go take care of something real quick. Content Warnings: gunshots Transcript Link Written by Meg Molloy Tuten Cast in order of appearance: David Ault - The Historian Taqi Nazeer - Eisen Blythe Renay - Colette Josh Rubino - Telesphore Ioana Adascalitei - Jennifer Additional…
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Chapter Twenty Nine - Diminishing Returns
The gang runs into a small problem. Emphasis on 'small'. Content Warnings: body horror (22:20 - 23:02), mentioned animal distress (13:18 - 13:34), animal death (14:01 - 14:09), sex scene (21:51 - 23:02) Transcript Link Written by Max Kriesky Cast in order of appearance: David Ault - The Historian...
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Chapter Twenty Eight - In With the New
Klaus Holzmann paves the way for the nation's bright new future. Content Warnings: political oppression, violence, gunshots, mentions of torture, political assassination Transcript Link Written by Henry Galley Cast in order of appearance: David Ault - The Historian Zane Schact - Minister Labelle,...
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Chapter Twenty Seven - Colette's Inferno
Telesphore comes up with an extremely ill-advised plan to help Colette have a better birthday. Content Warnings: drug use, unreality, audio distortion Transcript Link Written by Charlie Green Cast in order of appearance: David Ault - The Historian Bradley Gareth - Holzmann Liz Morey - Margot...
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Chapter Twenty Six - A Mantelope for Christmas
Iyer, Winterlich and Co get lost in London, and make an unexpected friend. Content Warnings: animal abuse (36:44-38:20), gore (41:07-41:24) Transcript Link Written by Zuwie LeFou Cast in order of appearance: David Ault - The Historian Gus Zagarella - Lion Tamer Max Kriesky - Mr. Culpepper Taqi...
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Chapter Twenty-Five - The Dog and Pony Show
A routine con is interrupted by a loose canon cop who doesn’t play by the rules. Meanwhile, Holzmann has a productive week. Content Warnings: animal distress (29:41-29:45), animal death (29:57-30:02), gunshots (27:39-27:40), (30:08-30:55) Transcript Link Written by Meg Molloy Tuten Cast in order…
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Chapter Twenty-Four - Criminal Honeymoon
Maxim Moretz sends some of his new friends to get in touch. Content Warnings: gunshots (3:11-3:12) (9:24-9:26) (14:20-14:21) (26:51-26:52), gore (2:15-2:19) (27:05-27:06) (31:44-31:50), car accident (22:16-22:21) Transcript Link Written by Antonia Le Cast in order of appearance: David Ault - The...
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Chapter Twenty-Three - The Road to Bad Spukberg
A storm forces the gang to take refuge in a castle with a rich, sexy family whose members definitely, probably, don’t drink blood. Content Warnings: animal death (24:26-24:37) Transcript Link Written by Lou Sutcliffe Cast in order of appearance: David Ault - The Historian Taqi Nazeer - Eisen Josh...
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Chapter Twenty-Two- Fenetre L'Esprit
Colette hasn’t been herself lately. Content Warnings: unreality, gore (1:29-1:31) (14:16-14:28), threat of self harm (15:42-14:46), body horror (19:56-20:03), choking (29:28-29:43) Transcript Link Written by Addison Peacock Cast in order of appearance: David Ault - The Historian Addison Peacock -...
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Chapter Twenty-One- Operation Tiebreaker
Unfortunately, the Kingmaker is no longer just the VSR's problem. Content Warnings: Eating/slurping noises (1:59 - 2:13), body horror/gore (4:22 - 5:14), discussion of animal death (31:14 - 31:55) Transcript Link Written by Meg Molloy Tuten. Exec. produced by Henry Galley and Ashlee Craft. Cast…
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Footnote ii - Blooper Reel
Transcript Link Featuring: unruly cats, very creative swearing, Star Wars references, actors wishing harm on the showrunner, and a handy mnemonic for remembering that you are far-sighted. Music by Odd Chap
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Appendix vi - Maxim Moretz's Guide to Business
Maxim Moretz and his nephew, Dieter, give you tips on how to run a wholesome, ethical, and legitimate family business. Content Warning: violence against children (1:06-1:08), unreality (1:23-1:29), suicide mention (2:20-2:25) (3:00-3:05) Transcript Link Written by Henry Galley Cast in order of...
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Appendix v - Eisen Iyer Changes Your Car Tyre
Eisen explains how to change a tyre, or something to that effect. Transcript Link Written by Meg Molloy Tuten. With Taqi Nazeer as Eisen. Socials: Twitter Bluesky Youtube Patreon Instagram
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Appendix iv - Ariadne Culver's Guide to Being Woman in the Workplace
Learn the secrets of feminine success from the VSR's premier fleshcrafter. Though, you might not live to implement her advice. Content Warning: mentions of animal abuse (2:41-2:46), gore (3:49-4:20) Transcript Link Written and performed by Addison Peacock. Socials: Twitter Bluesky Youtube Patreon...
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Appendix iii - Telesphore Winterlich's Perfect Cup of Coffee
Enjoy a hot coffee, the Winterlich way. Transcript Link Written by Meg Molloy Tuten. With Josh Rubino as Telesphore. Socials: Twitter Bluesky Youtube Patreon Instagram
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Appendix ii - Klaus Holzmann's Guide to Self-Management
The supreme commander of the Valorian army gives you some valuable life advice. Content Warning: Gunshots (3:35-3:36) Transcript Link Written by Henry Galley. With Bradley Gareth as Holzmann. The Valorian National Anthem was composed and performed by June Isenhart. Socials: Twitter Bluesky…
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Chapter Twenty - Swiss Holiday
Trouble comes knocking. Content Warnings: Gore, gunshots Transcript Link Written by Charlie Green Cast in order of appearance- David Ault - The Historian Maxadrian Burton - Kruger Bradley Gareth - Holzmann Newton Schottlekotte - Mandel Graham Rowat - Moretz Taqi Nazeer - Eisen Josh Rubino -...
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Chapter Nineteen - Birthday Presents
Maxim Moretz gives Iyer, Winterlich and Co. their most perilous mission yet- attending his nephew’s birthday party. Transcript Link Written by Meg Molloy Tuten Cast in order of appearance- David Ault - The Historian Taqi Nazeer - Eisen Misha Bakshi - Nikita Josh Rubino - Telesphore Blythe Renay -...
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Chapter Eighteen - Rat Meat
The gang get lost in the Seltsamwald, where they aren't quite as alone as they thought. Content Warning: Gunshots, kidnapping, unpleasant eating noises (23:52-24:08) Transcript Link Written by Meg Molloy Tuten Cast in order of appearance- David Ault - The Historian Blythe Renay - Colette Taqi...
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Chapter Seventeen - Cutting the Mustard
The gang go to Dijon, France to do some industrial sabotage. Content Warning: Vomit (21:52-22:12) Transcript Link Written by Gus Zagarella Cast in order of appearance- David Ault - The Historian Taqi Nazeer - Eisen Blythe Renay - Colette Josh Rubino - Telesphore Erika Sanderson - Janice Damon…
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Chapter Sixteen - For the Republic!
Following Ariadne's apparent death, Leonid deals with his lack of purpose by joining the army. Content Warning: Gunshots, vomit (12:38 - 12:40), gore, body horror Transcript Link Written by Max Kreisky Listen to Diary of Mothman Cast in order of appearance- David Ault - The Historian Zane Schact…
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Footnote i - Mid-Series Q&A
Transcript link The cast and crew of the Kingmaker Histories answer all of your burning questions. Featuring music from TeknoAXE and Odd Chap Special thanks to the following fans for sending questions: Fawkes, Keiran, The Zucreature of Zulandia, Commissar Mitch, Yami, Newton Green, Julcynea, Lou,...
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Appendix i - Forgive Colette!
Eisen's latest invention leaves the gang very, very far from home. Transcript Link Written by Meg Molloy Tuten. Produced by Rogue Dialogue Productions. Listen to Forgive Me Cast in order of appearance- Blythe Renay - Colette Casey Callaghan - Father Ben Josh Rubino - Telesphore and Father Klem…
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Chapter Fifteen - Run Rabbit Run!
An unorthodox job offer sends the gang down a rabbit hole through the seediest part of an already very seedy city. Content Warning: Gunshots(27:29-27:37), fire, gore, sexual noises (7:40-8:04), discussion of human trafficking, discussed and implied animal abuse, implied sexual abuse. Transcript...
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Chapter Fourteen -Knock Twice for No
Colette drags the boys to a public seance hosted by the VSR's best spiritualist. Content Warning: Vomit/choking sounds (13:01) Transcript Link Written by Addison Peacock Cast in order of appearance- David Ault - The Historian Blythe Renay - Colette Josh Rubino - Telesphore Taqi Nazeer - Eisen…
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Chapter Thirteen - Synecdoche
An administrative screw-up leads to one of Eisen's magic artifacts being mistaken for a little girl's dollhouse. Content Warning: Fire Transcript Link Written by Meg Molloy Tuten Cast in order of appearance- David Ault - The Historian BK Dawson - Gottlieb Blythe Renay - Colette Taqi Nazeer…
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Chapter Twelve - Straightforward Solutions
While the boys are in jail, Colette deals with problems of her own. Content Warning: Gore Transcript Link Written by Meg Molloy Tuten Cast in order of appearance- David Ault - The Historian Josh Rubino - Rothbart and Telesphore Bradley Gareth - Holzmann Liz Morey - Margot Taqi Nazeer - Eisen…
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Chapter Eleven - Nothing Like a Good Prison Riot
The gang runs into some trouble with the law. Content Warning: Gunshots, gore Transcript Link Written by Meg Molloy Tuten, exec produced by Henry Galley, foley design by Jam Wright, opening theme by Professor Shyguy Cast in Order of Appearance: David Ault - the Historian Graham Rowat - Moretz…
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The Kingmaker Histories: Season Two Trailer
An Important Announcement from the Valorian Army, for the Citizens of the VSR. New episodes releasing soon. Transcript Link Written by Meg Molloy Tuten Bradley Gareth - Commander Holzmann David Ault - The Historian The Valorian National Anthem was composed and performed by June Isenhart. The...
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Chapter Ten - Chateau de Arme Brilliante
They have a saying in the VSR - "The past doesn't stay where you want it to." Content Warning: Gunshots, explosions, gore. Transcript Link Written by Meg Molloy Tuten Cast in Order of Appearance: David Ault - the Historian Josh Rubino - Telesphore Blythe Renay - Colette Taqi Nazeer - Eisen Will…
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Chapter Nine - Pink Seagrass Blues
Eisen and Telesphore finally get around to introducing Colette to their fleshcrafter friend, but before they can reverse the spell on the Kingmaker she makes them run a few errands. Content Warnings: Gunshots Transcript Link Written by Meg Molloy Tuten Cast in Order of Appearance: David Ault…
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Chapter Eight - Room to Let
Fed up in her quest to get the Kingmaker, Ariadne tries a new strategy for getting information- being nice to people. Content Warning: Torture, gore, body horror Transcript Link Written by Max Kreisky Cast in Order of Appearance: David Ault - the Historian Addison Peacock - Ariadne Roscoe Braman…
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Chapter Seven - You’ll Never Want to Leave!
Telesphore recieves a telegram from some childhood friends who live in a village full of Kehrseite ex-pats. Content warning: Kidnapping Transcript Link Written by Addison Peacock Cast in Order of Appearance: David Ault - the Historian Misha Bakshi - Nikita Josh Rubino - Telesphore Taqi Nazeer -...
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Chapter Six - A Hard Rain
In need of a doctor, the gang find themselves roped into a magical conflict between a man of the cloth and two wild women of the woods. Content warning: Drowning, religious trauma Transcript Link Written by Gus Zagarella Cast in Order of Appearance: David Ault - The Historian Taqi Nazeer - Eisen...
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Chapter Five- The Devil’s Maw
Eisen accidentally drops a valuable artifact down the gullet of a giant monster. Written by Meg Molloy Tuten Content warning: Body horror, vomit. Transcript Link Cast in order of appearance- David Ault - The Historian Taqi Nazeer - Eisen Graham Rowat - Moretz Josh Rubino - Telesphore Blythe Renay…
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Chapter Four - The Wrong Door
When the trio are stranded in the middle of nowhere, their search for petrol leads them into a life-or-death situation. Content Warning: Gore, Unreality, Fire, Jump scares Transcript Link Written by Henry Galley Cast in order of appearance- David Ault - The Historian Taqi Nazeer - Eisen Blythe...
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On the 19th of February, 1911, Colette Geise experienced a migraine that ruined her life. This is the story of what happened next.
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Meg Molloy Tuten
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