The Kingmaker Histories

Hello, dear listeners. Despondent that the Kingmaker Histories isn't currently releasing? Of course you are. But luckily, there's an easy fix for that. During our between-season break, we're going to be sharing a few audio dramas with you that we think you'll really, really love. This week we're sharing Field Trip Sketch Comedy Presents by Field Trip Sketch Comedy! Field Trip Sketch Comedy Presents: is a fast-paced, silly sketch comedy podcast by Boston-based sketch group Field Trip, featuring original music, immersive sound design, and lots and lots of laughs. Join them on a field trip through genre, philosophy, and much more!

Get a look into the minds of the Kingmaker characters and find out never-before-heard details about things like Eisen's relationship with his brothers, Colette's favourite disguises, Telesphore's best recipes, Holzmann's campaign promises, and Ariadne's advice on how to be a better torturer.   Transcript Link   Written by Meg Molloy Tuten, Addison Peacock, Henry Galley, and Josh Rubino   Cast in order of appearance- Addison Peacock - Ariadne Bradley Gareth - Holzmann Taqi Nazeer - Eisen Blythe Renay - Colette Josh Rubino - Telesphore   Music Used: Typewriter Song - Mac Taboel Swinging in Paris - Daniel Fridell Le Chat Noir - Lucas Pittman Bouncy Dance - Daniel Fridell Everybody is Welcome- Sight of Wonders My Kitchen is My Kingdom - Stationary Sign Mama Swing - Lucas Pittman The Motel in Luxembourg - par Freezing Hands Meet Piano - Harry Edvino   Socials: Bluesky  Youtube Patreon Instagram Tumblr Donate to the fundraiser for season 4  

We're officially halfway done! Everyone give yourselves a pat on the back, you deserve it.   Help us raise the next $3000! Preview the script for the first episode of season 4! Buy the Ariadne notebook! Buy the Eisen notebook! Submit your questions for our Q&A!   Socials: Twitter Bluesky  Youtube Patreon Instagram    

Happy Holidays, gentle listeners- today we have a delicious seasonal treat for you in the form of a new limited series from the creators of Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason and Someone Just Like You. It's Christmas Diner- the story of a man on the edge taking a diner hostage on Christmas day. It's funny, heartwrenching, and full of voices you know and love from Kingmaker. Check out the show at goodpointepodcasts.com or wherever you download podcasts!

The gang's latest client is a real pain in the neck. Content Warnings: Blood, gore, vomit, eating sounds, possession/loss of autonomy, animal death   Transcript Link   Donate to the fundraiser for season 4 here! Written by Addison Peacock and Meg Molloy Tuten   Cast in order of appearance: David Ault - The Historian  Blythe Renay - Colette Taqi Nazeer - Eisen Josh Rubino - Telesphore Simon Emerson - Innkeeper Peter Joseph Lewis - Dracula Additional Voices by Dylan Griggs and Henry Galley   Music Used: Tocata and Fugue in D Minor - Johan Sebastian Bach Who Lives Up That Hill - idokay Dark Souls - Vivek Abishek Mr. Cheeze - Vivek Abishek Horror TV Poltergeist- Luella Gren The Small Things - Leimoti Abandoned Abbey - Ludvig Moulin Don't You Dare - Vivek Abishek Poisson d'Avril - Ludvig Moulin The Weatherman's Affair - Leimoti Miss Moreau - Leimoti A Haunting In Forest - Ludvig Moulin Whodunit - FableForte A Short Story of Paris - Max H. Into the Mist - Vivek Abishek   Socials: Bluesky  Youtube Tumblr Patreon Instagram

Want to get into slow fashion? Colette's here to help!   Transcript Link Donate to the crowdfund here!   Written by Meg Molloy Tuten   Cast in order of appearance- Blythe Renay - Colette     Socials: Twitter Bluesky  Youtube Patreon Instagram  

Hello, dear listeners. Despondent that the Kingmaker Histories isn't currently releasing? Of course you are. But luckily, there's an easy fix for that. During our between-season break, we're going to be sharing a few audio dramas with you that we think you'll really, really love. This week we're sharing Travelling Light by Monstrous Productions. Travelling light is a cosy, queer sci-fi that is going to become your new comfort show. Follow the Traveller on their journey through the stars as they collect stories for their community archive, and help shape their world through audience submissions and choose-your-own-adventure decision making.   Find out more here!

Hello, dear listeners. Despondent that the Kingmaker Histories isn't currently releasing? Of course you are. But luckily, there's an easy fix for that. During our between-season break, we're going to be sharing a few audio dramas with you that we think you'll really, really love. This month we're sharing Greater Boston by Third Sight Media. Greater Boston is a bi-monthly full-cast audio drama that blends the real and the unreal, the historical and the fantastical. It all begins with the death of Leon Stamatis, a man for whom the least hint of uncertainty makes life unbearable. But by leaving the world, he has irrevocably changed it. Catch up while you can- season 4 is starting on 13 September, 2025. Find out more here!

Hello, dear listeners. Despondent that the Kingmaker Histories isn't currently releasing? Of course you are. But luckily, there's an easy fix for that. During our between-season break, we're going to be sharing a few audio dramas with you that we think you'll really, really love. This month we're sharing Fireside Folktales by Dallas Hawthorn. Season One, Whispering, is a retelling of the myth of Hades and Persephone, as told through the perspective of the soon-to-be Queen of the Dead. Season Two, which you're hearing a sample of today, is a performance of William Shakespeare’s A Midsummer Night’s Dream; an experience filled to the brim with music, mischief, magic, and stereo sound design. Learn more about the show here!

Hello, dear listeners. Despondent that the Kingmaker Histories isn't currently releasing? Of course you are. But luckily, there's an easy fix for that. During our between-season break, we're going to be sharing a few audio dramas with you that we think you'll really, really love. This month we're sharing Give Me Away by Gideon Media. Graham Shapiro has reached that age where his marriage is falling apart, his kids are moving on and he’s not sure what he’s supposed to do with the rest of his life. That’s when an alien spaceship - called “The Ghosthouse” - lands in the Nevada desert... and it’s screaming. It is housing thousands of alien prisoners who are being stored as digital information and the only way to help them escape is for humans to take them out and put them in their own brains. Graham decides, this is what the rest of his life could be. Learn more about the show here!

Hello, dear listeners. Despondent that the Kingmaker Histories isn't currently releasing? Of course you are. But luckily, there's an easy fix for that. During our between-season break, we're going to be sharing a few audio dramas with you that we think you'll really, really love. This month we're sharing Eeler's Choice by Lou Sutcliffe and Daisy McNamara.   "No respect for the sea, for the living things in it, for what's owed. They're fishing in the eel breeding grounds now, the fools."   Eeler's Choice is a maritime horror fantasy podcast set in Eskmouth, a small coastal town whose economy has lived and died on the hunting of the Great Eels for generations. As demand for product has increased, so have the catches... but even the generosity of the sea has its limits, and all debts must come due.   Donate to their crowdfunder here

Telesphore finally comes clean. Content Warnings: drug use, needles, gore, cannibalism, sucking/slurping noises (32:13-32:20)   Transcript Link   Written by Meg Molloy Tuten   Cast in order of appearance: David Ault - The Historian  Taqi Nazeer - Eisen Josh Rubino - Telesphore Blythe Renay - Colette Ioana Adascalitei - Saga Zuwie LeFou - Liberato Additional Voices by Meg Molloy Tuten, Zuwie Lefou and Henry Galley   Music Used: Murder Under the Bridge - Vivek Abishek Tremble - Leimoti The Weatherman's Affair - Leimoti Ashes - Rachel Sandy Whodunit - FableForte Miss Moreau - Leimoti Forgotten Castle - Ludvig Moulin Mr Cheeze - Vivek Abishek Don't Leave it Here - Leimoti The Secret Supper - Vivek Abishek Greedy Personality - Ludvig Moulin Shield Maiden - Zac Nelson Another Time - Zac Nelson Into the Mist - Vivek Abishek   Socials: Bluesky  Youtube Tumblr Patreon Instagram

Transcript link Sorry for the delay- we'll be back with your regularly scheduled Kingmaker Histories this time next week! Featuring: Taqi Nazeer, Henry Galley, Liz Plant, David Ault, Zuwie Lefou, Addison Peacock, Gianni Matragrano, Josh Rubino, Blythe Renay, Ty Coker and Ben Rowe Music Used: Fooling - Odd Chap Socials: Bluesky  Youtube Tumblr Patreon Instagram  

Telesphore needs to go take care of something real quick. Content Warnings: gunshots   Transcript Link   Written by Meg Molloy Tuten   Cast in order of appearance: David Ault - The Historian  Taqi Nazeer - Eisen Blythe Renay - Colette Josh Rubino - Telesphore Ioana Adascalitei - Jennifer Additional Voices - Henry Galley   Music Used: Murder Under the Bridge - Vivek Abishek Miss Moreau - Leimoti Suspiria - Vivek Abishek Tumannoye Ozero - Ian Post The Weatherman's Affair - Leimoti The Door - Vivek Abishek The Secret Supper - Vivek Abishek Into the Mist - Vivek Abishek   Socials: Bluesky  Youtube Tumblr Patreon Instagram

The gang runs into a small problem. Emphasis on 'small'. Content Warnings: body horror (22:20 - 23:02), mentioned animal distress (13:18 - 13:34), animal death (14:01 - 14:09), sex scene (21:51 - 23:02)   Transcript Link   Written by Max Kriesky   Cast in order of appearance: David Ault - The Historian  Taqi Nazeer - Eisen Blythe Renay - Colette Addison Peacock - Ariadne Ben Rowe - Crowley Elizabeth Plant - Choronzon Music Used: Murder Under the Bridge - Vivek Abishek The Craft - Vivek Abishek Cicada - Vivek Abishek Shark Attack - Vivek Abishek The Bacon - Vivek Abishek The Weatherman's Affair - Leimoti His Old Lover - Leimoti Miss Moreau - Leimoti Looking for Clues - Ludvig Moulin Run! - Christoffer Moe Ditlevsen For Queen and Country - Bonnie Grace The Door - Vivek Abishek Into the Mist - Vivek Abishek   Socials: Bluesky  Youtube Tumblr Patreon Instagram

Klaus Holzmann paves the way for the nation's bright new future. Content Warnings: political oppression, violence, gunshots, mentions of torture, political assassination   Transcript Link   Written by Henry Galley   Cast in order of appearance: David Ault - The Historian  Zane Schact - Minister Labelle, Leonid, and Leipzig Paul Matt Baker - Kurten Henry Galley - Palmier Bradley Gareth - Holzmann Liz Morey - Margot Graham Rowat - Moretz Zuwie Lefou - Dieter Maxadrian Burton - Kruger Lou Sutcliffe - Seefelt Josh Rubino - Rothbart Additional voices by Meg Molloy Tuten and Henry Galley   Music Used: Murder Under the Bridge - Vivek Abishek Murder on the Artlist Express - idokay Poisson d'Avril - Ludvig Moulin Voodoo - Vivek Abishek Metaverse - Vivek Abishek Extra Fries - Fly Guy Five Dragons - Vivek Abishek The Music Box - Vivek Abishek Riddles - FableForte Into the Mist - Vivek Abishek Socials: Bluesky  Youtube Tumblr Patreon Instagram

Telesphore comes up with an extremely ill-advised plan to help Colette have a better birthday. Content Warnings: drug use, unreality, audio distortion   Transcript Link   Written by Charlie Green   Cast in order of appearance: David Ault - The Historian  Bradley Gareth - Holzmann Liz Morey - Margot Addison Peacock - Ariadne Blythe Renay - Colette Taqi Nazeer - Eisen Josh Rubino - Telesphore Lauren Grace Thompson - Lilie Ty Coker - Keifer Zuwie Lefou - Miska Will De Renzy Martin - Satan Additional voices by Meg Molloy Tuten, Henry Galley, EJ Smith, Matt Baker, Tal Minear   Music Used: Murder Under the Bridge - Vivek Abishek Chasing the Moon - Vivek Abishek Cicada - Vivek Abishek A Thief's Waltz- Victor Lundberg Interiors - Vivek Abishek Mr. Cheeze - Vivek Abishek The Door - Vivek Abishek Greedy Personality - Ludvig Moulin Into the Mist - Vivek Abishek   Socials: Bluesky  Youtube Tumblr Patreon Instagram

Iyer, Winterlich and Co get lost in London, and make an unexpected friend.   Content Warnings: animal abuse (36:44-38:20), gore (41:07-41:24)   Transcript Link   Written by Zuwie LeFou   Cast in order of appearance: David Ault - The Historian  Gus Zagarella - Lion Tamer Max Kriesky - Mr. Culpepper Taqi Nazeer - Eisen Blythe Renay - Colette Josh Rubino - Telesphore Charlie Green - Mickey Treadwell Lou Sutcliffe - Davey Treacle Ben Meredith - Rat Baiting Ringmaster Addison Peacock - Ariadne Zane Schacht - Leonid Additional voices by Meg Molloy Tuten, Henry Galley, Zuwie Lefou, Jamie Douglas, Liz Plant, Jeremy Thompson, Chris Vizurraga, and Katie McLean-Hainsworth   Music Used: Winter Morning - Veaceslav Draganov The Famous Gothenburg Automatic Organ - Luella Gren Mr. Cheeze - Vivek Abishek Cicada - Vivek Abishek The Long Ride - Sam Will Poisson D’Avril - Ludvig Moulin Sultans Swing - IBY and Ty Simon The Bacon - Vivek Abishek The Glass Blower’s Son - Sam Will Into the Mist - Vivek Abishek   Socials: Twitter Bluesky  Youtube Tumblr Patreon Instagram

A routine con is interrupted by a loose canon cop who doesn’t play by the rules. Meanwhile, Holzmann has a productive week.   Content Warnings: animal distress (29:41-29:45), animal death (29:57-30:02), gunshots (27:39-27:40), (30:08-30:55)   Transcript Link   Written by Meg Molloy Tuten   Cast in order of appearance: David Ault - The Historian  Andre Canada - Gabriel Bradley Gareth - Holzmann Liz Morey - Margot Josh Rubino - Telesphore Taqi Nazeer - Eisen Blythe Renay - Colette Elizabeth Plant - Maria Ethan Michel - Gustav Gianni Matragrano - Zanetti Amina Koroma - Jenny Additional voices by Meg Molloy Tuten, Henry Galley   Music Used: Murder Under the Bridge - Vivek Abishek Metaverse - Vivek Abishek Nochnaya Vorona - Ian Post Searching for Clues - Ludvig Moulin Tumannoye Ozero - Ian Post Dead of the Water - Vivek Abishek The Weatherman’s Affair - Leimoti Dragons - Vivek Abishek   Socials: Twitter Bluesky  Youtube Tumblr Patreon Instagram

Maxim Moretz sends some of his new friends to get in touch.   Content Warnings: gunshots (3:11-3:12) (9:24-9:26) (14:20-14:21) (26:51-26:52), gore (2:15-2:19) (27:05-27:06) (31:44-31:50), car accident (22:16-22:21)   Transcript Link   Written by Antonia Le   Cast in order of appearance: David Ault - The Historian  Graham Rowat - Maxim Moretz Henry Galley - Lemburger Taqi Nazeer - Eisen Josh Rubino - Telesphore Blythe Renay - Colette Ashlee Craft - Karl Jake Parr - Corascias  Sneha Kumar - Amira   Music Used: Murder Under the Bridge - Vivek Abishek Mr. Cheeze - Vivek Abishek Poisson d’Avril - Ludvig Moulin  Forgotten Castle - Ludvig Moulin The Sledding Hill - Ludvig Moulin Into the Mist - Vivek Abishek   Socials: Twitter Bluesky  Youtube Tumblr Patreon Instagram

A storm forces the gang to take refuge in a castle with a rich, sexy family whose members definitely, probably, don’t drink blood.   Content Warnings: animal death (24:26-24:37)   Transcript Link   Written by Lou Sutcliffe   Cast in order of appearance: David Ault - The Historian  Taqi Nazeer - Eisen Josh Rubino - Telesphore Blythe Renay - Colette Zuwie Lefou - Marguerita Nate Washko - Aster Caroline Orejuela - Jonquille Ty Coker - Kiefer Lauren Grace Thompson - Lilie Lou Sutcliffe - Birnbaum   Music Used: Murder Under the Bridge - Vivek Abishek Chernoye Vedma - Ian Post The Bats - Vivek Abishek A Thief’s Waltz - Victor Lundberg Murder Amongst the Roses - Peter Cavallo Bird People - Vivek Abishek Greedy Personality - Ludvig Moulin Into the Mist - Vivek Abishek   Socials: Twitter Bluesky  Youtube Tumblr Patreon Instagram

Colette hasn’t been herself lately.   Content Warnings: unreality, gore (1:29-1:31) (14:16-14:28), threat of self harm (15:42-14:46), body horror (19:56-20:03), choking (29:28-29:43)   Transcript Link   Written by Addison Peacock   Cast in order of appearance: David Ault - The Historian  Addison Peacock - Ariadne Richie Ammons- Babyface John Blythe Renay - Colette Josh Rubino - Telesphore Taqi Nazeer - Eisen Ty Wilkins - Sinclair Additional Voices by Meg Molloy Tuten, Henry Galley, Jamie Douglas, Jasper Taylor   Music Used: Murder Under the Bridge - Vivek Abishek Double Espresso (Ty Simon Mix) - The Original Orchestra The Circus - Vivek Abishek Unfaithful Doll - Ludvig Moulin Chasing the Moon - Vivek Abishek Deer Woman - Vivek Abishek A Short Story of Paris - Max H The Spirit - Vivek Abishek Late Night Snack - The Fly Guy Five When the Music Goes Around - TeknoAXE Wat Dat Dee - TeknoAXE Into the Mist - Vivek Abishek   Socials: Twitter Bluesky  Youtube Tumblr Patreon Instagram  

Unfortunately, the Kingmaker is no longer just the VSR's problem.   Content Warnings: Eating/slurping noises (1:59 - 2:13), body horror/gore (4:22 - 5:14), discussion of animal death (31:14 - 31:55)   Transcript Link   Written by Meg Molloy Tuten. Exec. produced by Henry Galley and Ashlee Craft.   Cast in order of appearance: David Ault - The Historian and Winston Churchill Jenna Rose - Schultz Addison Peacock - Ariadne Elizabeth Plant - Maria Blythe Renay - Colette Taqi Nazeer - Eisen Josh Rubino - Telesphore Newton Schottlekotte - Mandel Pandora Beatrix - Roxana Bradley Gareth - Holzmann Zane Schact - Sir Edward Grey Jake Parr - C Aaron Moy - Harlow Additional Voices by Meg Molloy Tuten, Henry Galley, Austin Lee Matthews   Music Used: Murder Under the Bridge - Vivek Abishek Murder on the Artlist Express - idokay The Bacon - Vivek Abishek The Kingmaker Histories Theme - Professor Shyguy Succubi - Vivek Abishek Dragons - Vivek Abishek Chasing the Moon - Vivek Abishek The Door - Vivek Abishek Into the Mist - Vivek Abishek   Socials: Twitter Bluesky  Youtube Patreon Instagram

Transcript Link Featuring: unruly cats, very creative swearing, Star Wars references, actors wishing harm on the showrunner, and a handy mnemonic for remembering that you are far-sighted.   Music by Odd Chap  

Maxim Moretz and his nephew, Dieter, give you tips on how to run a wholesome, ethical, and legitimate family business.   Content Warning: violence against children (1:06-1:08), unreality (1:23-1:29), suicide mention (2:20-2:25) (3:00-3:05)   Transcript Link   Written by Henry Galley   Cast in order of appearance- Graham Rowat - Moretz Zuwie Lefou - Dieter     Socials: Twitter Bluesky  Youtube Patreon Instagram  

Eisen explains how to change a tyre, or something to that effect.   Transcript Link   Written by Meg Molloy Tuten. With Taqi Nazeer as Eisen.   Socials: Twitter Bluesky  Youtube Patreon Instagram  

Learn the secrets of feminine success from the VSR's premier fleshcrafter. Though, you might not live to implement her advice.   Content Warning: mentions of animal abuse (2:41-2:46), gore (3:49-4:20)   Transcript Link   Written and performed by Addison Peacock.   Socials: Twitter Bluesky  Youtube Patreon Instagram  

Enjoy a hot coffee, the Winterlich way.   Transcript Link   Written by Meg Molloy Tuten. With Josh Rubino as Telesphore.   Socials: Twitter Bluesky  Youtube Patreon Instagram  

The supreme commander of the Valorian army gives you some valuable life advice.   Content Warning: Gunshots (3:35-3:36)   Transcript Link   Written by Henry Galley. With Bradley Gareth as Holzmann.   The Valorian National Anthem was composed and performed by June Isenhart.   Socials: Twitter Bluesky  Youtube Patreon Instagram  

Trouble comes knocking.    Content Warnings: Gore, gunshots   Transcript Link   Written by Charlie Green   Cast in order of appearance- David Ault - The Historian Maxadrian Burton - Kruger Bradley Gareth - Holzmann Newton Schottlekotte - Mandel Graham Rowat - Moretz Taqi Nazeer - Eisen Josh Rubino - Telesphore Blythe Renay - Colette Lucas Martinez - Lando   True Tales Propaganda: True Tales of the Illuminati is a full-cast audio comedy about conspiracies gone wrong, that follows a crew of hapless illuminati goons as they bounce through history, snatching defeat from the jaws of other, weirder defeats. In season one, they blew the secret of the pyramids. In season two they failed a fake moon landing so badly they had to actually land on the moon. Now, the award winning team behind this show needs your help to make a third season, where Beck and her team go up against… The Enlightenment! That’s right, reason IS the font of goodness, and it’s back to the 18th century to deal with the likes of Denis Diderot, Johanne Weishaupt, and Wolfgang Goethe. Can they match their scintillating wit? Create an objective test of intellectual acumen? Kiss? You won’t know unless they can raise the money to make it! So head over to truetalesteam.com/crowdfund if you want to support independent, idiotic comedy. Listen to seasons one and two here!   Socials: Twitter Bluesky  Youtube Patreon Instagram

Maxim Moretz gives Iyer, Winterlich and Co. their most perilous mission yet- attending his nephew’s birthday party.   Transcript Link   Written by Meg Molloy Tuten   Cast in order of appearance- David Ault - The Historian Taqi Nazeer - Eisen Misha Bakshi - Nikita Josh Rubino - Telesphore Blythe Renay - Colette Zuwie Lefou - Dieter Graham Rowat - Moretz Moe Rock - Helga Alex Bui - Clover Additional Voices - Henry Galley, Meg Molloy Tuten, Addison Peacock, Roscoe Braman   Socials: Twitter Bluesky  Youtube Patreon Instagram

The gang get lost in the Seltsamwald, where they aren't quite as alone as they thought.   Content Warning: Gunshots, kidnapping, unpleasant eating noises (23:52-24:08)   Transcript Link   Written by Meg Molloy Tuten   Cast in order of appearance- David Ault - The Historian Blythe Renay - Colette Taqi Nazeer - Eisen Josh Rubino - Telesphore Rob O'Dwyer - Fashingbauer Lou Sutcliffe - Jerome Jonny Sims - Charbonneau Matt Baker - Berenger Additional Voices - Henry Galley, Jamie Douglas, Gus Zagarella   Socials: Twitter Bluesky  Youtube Patreon Instagram

The gang go to Dijon, France to do some industrial sabotage.   Content Warning: Vomit (21:52-22:12)   Transcript Link   Written by Gus Zagarella   Cast in order of appearance- David Ault - The Historian Taqi Nazeer - Eisen Blythe Renay - Colette Josh Rubino - Telesphore Erika Sanderson - Janice Damon Alums - Sebastian Dontae Majors - Garnier Andrew Randall - Lelouche   Socials: Twitter Bluesky  Youtube Patreon Instagram

Following Ariadne's apparent death, Leonid deals with his lack of purpose by joining the army.   Content Warning: Gunshots, vomit (12:38 - 12:40), gore, body horror   Transcript Link   Written by Max Kreisky   Listen to Diary of Mothman   Cast in order of appearance- David Ault - The Historian Zane Schact - Leonid Joe Cliff Thompson - Berger Addison Peacock - Ariadne Additional Voices - Meg Molloy Tuten, Henry Galley, Max Kriesky   Socials: Twitter Bluesky  Youtube Patreon Instagram

Transcript link   The cast and crew of the Kingmaker Histories answer all of your burning questions.   Featuring music from TeknoAXE and Odd Chap   Special thanks to the following fans for sending questions: Fawkes, Keiran, The Zucreature of Zulandia, Commissar Mitch, Yami, Newton Green, Julcynea, Lou, Chris of Many Hats, Ethan, Greg with 13 E's

Eisen's latest invention leaves the gang very, very far from home.   Transcript Link   Written by Meg Molloy Tuten. Produced by Rogue Dialogue Productions.   Listen to Forgive Me   Cast in order of appearance- Blythe Renay - Colette Casey Callaghan - Father Ben Josh Rubino - Telesphore and Father Klem Taqi Nazeer - Eisen   Socials: Twitter Bluesky  Youtube Patreon Instagram    

An unorthodox job offer sends the gang down a rabbit hole through the seediest part of an already very seedy city.   Content Warning: Gunshots(27:29-27:37), fire, gore, sexual noises (7:40-8:04), discussion of human trafficking, discussed and implied animal abuse, implied sexual abuse.   Transcript Link   Written by Henry Galley   Cast in order of appearance- David Ault - The Historian Blythe Renay - Colette Josh Rubino - Telesphore Taqi Nazeer - Eisen Danny Doyle - Dolph Zane Schact - Balek and Leipzig Paul Ron Guan - Rudy Eden - Nixe Additional Voices - Meg Molloy Tuten, Addison Peacock, LadyImperatrix, Charlie Green, ConnFlakes, EJ Smith, Jamie Douglas, Roscoe Braman, Matt Baker, and Joe Cliff Thompson   Socials: Twitter Bluesky  Youtube Patreon Instagram

Colette drags the boys to a public seance hosted by the VSR's best spiritualist.   Content Warning: Vomit/choking sounds (13:01)   Transcript Link   Written by Addison Peacock   Cast in order of appearance- David Ault - The Historian Blythe Renay - Colette Josh Rubino - Telesphore Taqi Nazeer - Eisen Lisa Sowden - Katerina Additional Voices - Meg Molloy Tuten, Daisy McNamara, Henry Galley, Roscoe Braman, Charlie Poritt   Socials: Twitter Bluesky  Youtube Patreon Instagram

An administrative screw-up leads to one of Eisen's magic artifacts being mistaken for a little girl's dollhouse.   Content Warning: Fire   Transcript Link   Written by Meg Molloy Tuten   Cast in order of appearance- David Ault - The Historian BK Dawson - Gottlieb Blythe Renay - Colette Taqi Nazeer - Eisen Josh Rubino - Telesphore Meg Molloy Tuten - Gretchen Kai Ava Hauser - Lisa Rob O'Dwyer - Fashingbauer Erika Sanderson - Ninette   Socials: Twitter Bluesky  Youtube Patreon Instagram

While the boys are in jail, Colette deals with problems of her own.   Content Warning: Gore   Transcript Link   Written by Meg Molloy Tuten   Cast in order of appearance- David Ault - The Historian Josh Rubino - Rothbart and Telesphore Bradley Gareth - Holzmann Liz Morey - Margot Taqi Nazeer - Eisen Blythe Renay - Colette Newton Schottlekotte - Mandel Rob O'Dwyer - Knock Ryan Hoyle - Ivo   Socials: Twitter Bluesky  Youtube Patreon Instagram      

The gang runs into some trouble with the law.   Content Warning: Gunshots, gore   Transcript Link   Written by Meg Molloy Tuten, exec produced by Henry Galley, foley design by Jam Wright, opening theme by Professor Shyguy   Cast in Order of Appearance: David Ault - the Historian Graham Rowat - Moretz Josh Rubino - Telesphore Taqi Nazeer - Eisen Blythe Renay - Colette Richie Ammons - Babyface John BK Dawson - Gottlieb Bradley Gareth - Holzmann Newton Schottlekotte - Mandel Lou Sutcliffe - Frankini Additional voices - Zane Schact, Roscoe Braman, Matt Baker   Stream Electromancy now!   Socials: Twitter Bluesky  Youtube Patreon Instagram

An Important Announcement from the Valorian Army, for the Citizens of the VSR. New episodes releasing soon.   Transcript Link   Written by Meg Molloy Tuten   Bradley Gareth - Commander Holzmann David Ault - The Historian   The Valorian National Anthem was composed and performed by June Isenhart. The Kingmaker Histories theme was composed and performed by Professor Shyguy. 

They have a saying in the VSR - "The past doesn't stay where you want it to."   Content Warning: Gunshots, explosions, gore.   Transcript Link   Written by Meg Molloy Tuten   Cast in Order of Appearance: David Ault - the Historian Josh Rubino - Telesphore Blythe Renay - Colette Taqi Nazeer - Eisen Will De Renzy Martin - Axel BK Dawson - Gottlieb Kat Walker Shea - Milena Addison Peacock - Ariadne Zane Schact - Leonid and Minister Labelle Graham Rowat - Moretz Richie Ammons - Babyface John Additional voices - EJ Smith, Jamie Douglas, Henry Galley, and Meg Molloy Tuten

Eisen and Telesphore finally get around to introducing Colette to their fleshcrafter friend, but before they can reverse the spell on the Kingmaker she makes them run a few errands.   Content Warnings: Gunshots   Transcript Link   Written by Meg Molloy Tuten   Cast in Order of Appearance: David Ault - the Historian Josh Rubino - Telesphore Taqi Nazeer - Eisen Blythe Renay - Colette Nichole Goodnight - Imogen Amina Koroma - Jenny Roscoe Braman - Travers

Fed up in her quest to get the Kingmaker, Ariadne tries a new strategy for getting information- being nice to people.   Content Warning: Torture, gore, body horror   Transcript Link   Written by Max Kreisky   Cast in Order of Appearance: David Ault - the Historian Addison Peacock - Ariadne Roscoe Braman - Dr. Giroux Zane Schact - Leonid Erika Sanderson - Ninette Blythe Renay - Colette Additional voices - Max Kreisky, Gus Zagarella, Henry Galley   Make sure to check out friends of the show Fawx and Stallion!  

Telesphore recieves a telegram from some childhood friends who live in a village full of Kehrseite ex-pats.   Content warning: Kidnapping   Transcript Link   Written by Addison Peacock   Cast in Order of Appearance: David Ault - the Historian Misha Bakshi - Nikita Josh Rubino - Telesphore Taqi Nazeer - Eisen Blythe Renay - Colette Ryan Hoyle - Alkadies Bonnie Calderwood Aspinall - Peregrine Dallas Hawthorn - Finn Addison Peacock - Clytemnestra Additional voices - Jamie Douglas and Matt Baker

In need of a doctor, the gang find themselves roped into a magical conflict between a man of the cloth and two wild women of the woods.  Content warning: Drowning, religious trauma Transcript Link   Written by Gus Zagarella   Cast in Order of Appearance: David Ault - The Historian Taqi Nazeer - Eisen Josh Rubino - Telesphore Blythe Renay - Colette Roscoe Braman - Dr. Giroux Dan Zappulla - Father Alain Gus Zagarella - Prior Gregor Kelly Nugent - Yvonne Sena Bryer - Mirielle

Eisen accidentally drops a valuable artifact down the gullet of a giant monster. Written by Meg Molloy Tuten Content warning: Body horror, vomit. Transcript Link Cast in order of appearance- David Ault - The Historian Taqi Nazeer - Eisen Graham Rowat - Moretz Josh Rubino - Telesphore Blythe Renay - Colette Addison Peacock - Daphne Additional voices - Jamie Douglas, Meg Molloy Tuten and Henry Galley      

When the trio are stranded in the middle of nowhere, their search for petrol leads them into a life-or-death situation. Content Warning: Gore, Unreality, Fire, Jump scares Transcript Link Written by Henry Galley Cast in order of appearance- David Ault - The Historian Taqi Nazeer - Eisen Blythe Renay - Colette Josh Rubino - Telesphore Addison Peacock - Ariadne Gus Zagarella - Fransisco Zane Schact - Leonid Graham Rowat - Moretz Additional voices - Jamie Douglas

The gang are trapped in a landscape of illusions by a master mentalist with an axe to grind.  Written by Dana Schiewe Content Warning: Unreality, gunshots Transcript Link Cast in order of appearance- David Ault - The Historian Taqi Nazeer - Eisen Blythe Renay - Colette Josh Rubino - Telesphore Addison Peacock - Ariadne Richie Ammons - Babyface John Additional voices - Addison Peacock and Meg Molloy Tuten