Episodes
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Embrace the Pork Queen (Drag Me to Hell)
Lindsay and Mike conclude The Long Halloween with the 2009 film, Drag Me to Hell. They'll discuss all the over the top gore and grossness that'd you'd expect in a Sam Raimi film while also revealing the importance of always checking your envelopes and extending some leniency in lending.
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Inner Sanctum (Ghost Team)
Mike and Lindsay continue The Long Halloween with the 2016 sort of horror adjacent comedy, Ghost Team. They'll debate the existence of ghosts, aliens, and zombies while recounting this tale about a group of misfits who attempt to capture the paranormal at a supposedly haunted farm.
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Career Opportunity for Perverts (Barbarian)
The Kreature Popcast invites you to join us for The Long Halloween. This October, Lindsay and Mike will be reviewing movies featuring Justin Long, starting with the 2022 film, Barbarian. We'll follow main character Tess who, after arriving at a double booked Airbnb, uncovers the sinister secrets...
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Chainsaw Curious (The Texas Chainsaw Massacre Part 2)
In the final installment of our Accidental Cannibal Sibling Podcast Event, Mike and Lindsay take a little trip down south to visit the infamous Sawyer clan in the 1986 film, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre Part 2. They'll talk about the spectacle of chainsaw sword fights, best hygiene practices for...
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Rutabaga (Motel Hell)
Lindsay and Mike invite you to a relaxing stay at the Motel Hell. They'll discuss this 1980 film and explore the possibly dark origins of Cabbage Patch Kids, uncover the secret ingredient to everyone's favorite BBQ, and encourage rutabagas everywhere to show some gumption.
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Mommy and Daddy (The People Under the Stairs)
Mike and Lindsay reveal the secrets hiding in the surprisingly spacious inner walls of the 1991 movie, The People Under the Stairs. We'll tag along as our young hero, Fool, attempts to outsmart and evade a sadistic and absolutely unhinged couple.
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Stick Corpse Church of Elder Worshippers (The Ritual)
Lindsay and Mike take us down the path of folk horror with the 2017 film, The Ritual. They'll tell us the importance of vetting your shortcuts and reveal why you should never venture from the trail.
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Telescoping Bong (The Cabin in the Woods)
Mike and Lindsay head out of town and make their way to The Cabin in the Woods. We'll follow five college friends who unknowingly embark on the world's worst choose your own adventure. They'll try to survive the night while also seeking to un-mask the puppeteers in this 2011 horror-comedy.
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This Episode is Cursed (Cold Storage)
Can a movie be so confounding that it curses anyone who dares to watch or even speak about it? Lindsay and Mike aim to find out as they discuss the 2026 film, Cold Storage. Find out how Liam Neeson, Joe Keery, and Sosie Bacon paired with beloved screenwriter David Koepp could not escape the...
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The Roller Coaster Budget (House on Haunted Hill)
Mike and Lindsay take us for a ride with the 1999 re-make of the William Castle classic, House on Haunted Hill. They'll talk about what happens when you mix one part Roller Coaster Tycoon with two parts plot hole and and finish it with a dash of Chris Kattan.
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Squid-Like Skeleton (Southbound)
Lindsay and Mike talk us through five ever-so-slightly interconnected tales of dread and despair in the 2015 anthology horror movie Southbound. They'll guide us through this alleged purgatory while wrestling with the possible plot, or plots and debating mid-century architecture.
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Justice for Sunday (Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers)
Mike and Lindsay pay a visit to Haddonfield with the 1988 film, Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers. Picking up 10 years after the events of the original Halloween, we'll tag along with little Jamie Lloyd as she attempts to evade the murderous, and somehow indestructible, Michael.
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Hunky Boys (Psycho Goreman)
Ever wonder what would happen if you combined a straight to VHS kids movie with violence, carnage, and an all-powerful alien monster controlled by a precocious but morally questionable pre-teen girl? Lindsay and Mike aim to find out as they explore the absolute fever dream that is 2020's, Psycho...
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Don't Go in the Basement (The Innkeepers)
Mike and Lindsay walk us through a tale of Millennial dread in the early days of fail blogs and Instant Messaging with the 2011 movie The Innkeepers. We'll follow a couple of burnout front desk workers at a soon to be closed hotel as they explore their possibly haunted place of employment.
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Schrodinger's Gun (Tucker & Dale vs. Evil)
Lindsay and Mike debate nature versus nurture in the 2010 horror comedy, Tucker & Dale vs. Evil. They'll join a pair of well meaning hillbillies, played by Alan Tudyk and Tyler Labine, as they face off with a surprisingly unlucky group of college students.
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Gilbert (They Live)
Mike and Lindsay take on the 1988 John Carpenter film, They Live. We'll follow our main character, played by professional wrestler "Rowdy" Roddy Piper, as he uncovers a plot by wealthy elitist otherworldly beings who aim to control the masses and decimate the middle class. Certainly not prescient...
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In the Vibe of Crash Out (The Burbs)
Lindsay and Mike make their way out of the city and into the 1989 movie, The Burbs. They'll recount this Tom Hanks comedy and discuss the charm of young neighborhood burnouts, the importance of never misplacing your toupée, and debate what really makes a "neighbor from Hell."
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A Grabber to Grab the Grabber (Grabbers)
Mike and Lindsay finish Wormuary by spending some time on the Irish coast in the 2012 film, Grabbers. They'll ponder what really makes a worm and reveal the protective powers of Poitín.
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Easy Breezy Wormuary (Lair of the White Worm)
Lindsay and Mike continue Wormuary with the 1988 film, Lair of the White Worm. We'll pack our bags and take a trip to a rural English village that finds itself plagued by the devotee of an ancient religious cult and a rather large albino worm.
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Yokel Coded (Slither)
Wormuary is back! Mike and Lindsay kick-off this auspicious celebration of wriggling creatures with the 2006 movie Slither. They'll reveal how worms from space slowly take over a small town and it's residents.
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Yeet (You're Next)
Lindsay and Mike lead us into the world of "Mumblegore" with the 2011 film, You're Next. We'll tag along with our final girl Erin, as she faces the dual horrors of meeting her potential in-laws and also battling bloodthirsty home invaders.
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White Trash Freddy Krueger (Werewolves Within)
Mike and Lindsay follow their suspicions to a small Vermont town in the 2021 horror comedy, Werewolves Within. They'll reveal how the residents try to weather a snowstorm while also working to figure out if there really is a werewolf among them.
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Penis Quotient (Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale)
Lindsay and Mike get us into the holiday spirit with 2010's Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale. Come with us to Finland where we follow young boy Pietari as he fights Santa's Little Helpers who are hellbent on wreaking havoc in his town. We'll find out what it means to be a "man", the distinction...
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Dumb Limp Noodle (The Frighteners)
Mike and Lindsay walk us through the 1996 Peter Jackson epic The Frighteners. We'll follow Michael J. Fox as he attempts to wrangle a gang of ghosts and solve a string of paranormal murders. They'll debate Peter Jackson's ability to winnow and whether this movie has a hero or simply an unwilling...
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Old Man Dewey (Scream 5)
In this Roll for Parts episode, Lindsay and Mike address the 2022 "requel," Scream. They'll discuss meta themes, toxic fandoms, and how the 5th film in the franchise just can't let go of legacy character cameos.
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Halloween From Concentrate (Trick 'r Treat)
Mike and Lindsay celebrate Halloween and the 1 year anniversary of The Kreature Popcast by recounting tales from the 2007 flick, Trick 'r Treat. They'll take us through a series of interconnected stories that take place when the spirit of Samhain visits a small town on Halloween night.
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Almost Always Apples (Fright Night)
Lindsay and Mike take it back to 1985's Fright Night. We'll follow teens Charley, Evil Ed, and Amy as they face off with the vampire next door while also possibly wrestling with layers of gay subtext.
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Kick My Dick (The Babysitter)
Mike and Lindsay take us through the 2017 film, The Babysitter. They'll tell us how a fearful 12 year old survives a satanic plot and the murderous intentions of his caregiver and her horde of teenage psychos.
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Piggyback Situation (Creepshow)
You've been invited to the Creepshow! Lindsay and Mike walk us through this 1982 anthology film which includes five horror vignettes starring the likes of Stephen King, Ted Danson, and Leslie Nielsen. They'll offer sage advice on never going to a second location, suggestions on dairy based...
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Kill Your Lolas (The Loved Ones)
Mike, Lindsay, and a reluctant producer Jamie, make their way to the End of Year Dance in 2009's The Loved Ones. They'll recount the harrowing tale of teenager Brent who struggles to survive the night with a deranged wannabe prom queen and her father.
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I'm From Chicago (Stir of Echoes)
Kevin Bacon makes his second appearance on the show as Lindsay and Mike discuss 1999's Stir of Echoes. We'll follow lineman Tom as he unwillingly communes with ghosts and solves a murder while drinking copious amounts of orange juice.
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Unlucky Penny (Final Destination: Bloodlines)
In our latest Roll for Parts, the dice bring us 2025's Final Destination: Bloodlines. Mike and Lindsay walk us through all the absurd gore you can handle and reveal how Death himself was framed by the world's most violent penny.
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Thank You, Have a Nice Day (Chopping Mall)
Lindsay and Mike head to the mall for an after hours party in 1986's Chopping Mall. They'll discuss what happens when a director known for soft-core porn brings to life Johnny 5's RoboCop and reveal how close is too close when it comes to "hanging out" with friends.
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Inherent Ick (Bodies Bodies Bodies)
Mike, Lindsay, and producer Jamie find themselves at the Hurricane Party in 2022's, Bodies Bodies Bodies. They'll talk about the uncanny charm of Pete Davidson, the abs of Lee Pace, and the spectacle of the world's largest doggy door. Grab your flashlight, watch your back, and join the party.
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Regardless of Boob Status (Thirteen Ghosts)
Lindsay and Mike regale us with the tale of a family who just can't seem to stop getting lost in a glass house. They'll discuss how Matthew Lillard, Tony Shalhoub, and Shannon Elizabeth try their best to captivate audiences in the 2001 re-make of the William Castle classic, Thirteen Ghosts.
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Never See the Statue (The Fog)
Mike and Lindsay bring us a "starter John Carpenter" movie with 1980's The Fog. We'll head to a coastal Californian town where residents try to survive a paranormal, murderous mist.
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Team Vicki (The Final Girls)
Lindsay and Mike pack their bags and take a trip to Camp Bloodbath in the 2015 film, The Final Girls. We'll follow leading girl Max and her friends as they find themselves transported into a slasher movie where they'll have to work together to find their final girl and survive Billy's wrath.
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Turtles (Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon)
Mike and Lindsay talk about the 2006 low-budget mockumentary, Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon. We'll learn what it takes to be a serial slasher, including cardio, advance planning, and knowing how to spot your virgin.
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Still No Dicks (Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday)
In our very first Roll for Parts, Lindsay and Mike wrestle with the ninth installment of the Friday the 13th franchise, Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday. They'll talk about our intrepid hockey masked, machete wielding foe and his never ending quest for blood and reveal how this movie may have...
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Zomboys (Idle Hands)
In this episode, Mike and Lindsay take on the 1999 horror-comedy, Idle Hands. They'll recount how our dirtbag hero Anton, aided by the re-animated corpses of his friends, tries to stop a possessed, murder obsessed, disembodied hand.
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Leather Witch (The Howling)
Surprise, it's wolves! Lindsay and Mike throw it back to the year of the werewolf with the 1981 classic, The Howling. We'll follow news anchor Karen and her just so-so husband Bill as they head to a retreat called The Colony and unravel a not-so-subtle mystery.
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Nice Guy Stan (The Faculty)
Mike and Lindsay are ending Wormuary by heading back to high school in the 1998 movie, The Faculty. They'll reveal how these body snatching worms fair when faced with teen angst and an absolutely stacked cast.
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Thrill Me (Night of the Creeps)
Lindsay and Mike continue Wormuary with the 1986 film, Night of the Creeps. Will Chris get the girl? Will J.C. tell a joke that lands? Will anybody stop these worm infested zombies? Listen and find out.
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The Floor is Lava (Tremors)
Wormuary is here and Mike and Lindsay are celebrating by looking back at the 1990 creature feature, Tremors. They'll recount how Kevin Bacon and the Reba McEntire Industrial Complex fended off these "graboids" and, though they're not in any subsequent sequels, they lived to fight another day.
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Creepy Teddy Ruxpin (Housebound)
Mike and Lindsay talk about the 2014 New Zealand horror comedy Housebound. We'll follow main character Kylie as she returns to her possibly haunted childhood home, while under house arrest.
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Secret Toilet Booze (Black Christmas)
Lindsay and Mike are feeling "festive" as they recount the 1974 proto-slasher, Black Christmas.
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Dead Calm (One Cut of the Dead)
Mike, Lindsay, and producer Jamie discuss the 2017 Japanese zombie film, within a film, within a film, One Cut of the Dead.
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The Worst One (Thanksgiving)
Lindsay and Mike talk about the un-hinged, possibly AI generated, horror holiday mash-up, Thanksgiving. Don your pilgrim hat, take a seat at the table, and try to follow the plot.
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We're All Jennifers (Jennifer's Body)
Mike, Lindsay, and producer Jamie take a trip to Devil's Kettle to visit everyone's favorite deadly cheerleader in the 2009 movie, Jennifer's Body.
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We End in Pudding (Murder Party)
Lindsay and Mike invite you and all your closest frenemies to join them at the Murder Party. We'll follow our hero as he tries to survive the night armed only with raisin pumpkin bread.