The Kudou Lala Land Podcast

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We're back to the podcast with the Season Premiere of Season 2! Join Doc White and Marty McJesus on a brand new adventure through time! You'll shake and quiver with delight! Your hair will turn white with fear and fright! And you'll want to nuke the nation of Japan a third time for releasing even more horrific evil onto the world and indulging pedophiles! Join us as we go back…to the podcast! Fwosh fwooosh neeeeer vroooom vrooooom reeeeekkk pew pew pew brkkkkrkkkkkkk bewwwwwwwwwwwwwwoooom

I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by pornography,  dragging themselves through the japanese streets looking for an angry fix, angelheaded pedos burning for the ancient heavenly connection to the starry dynamo in the machinery of JAV, who poverty and tatters and hollow-eyed and high sat up fapping in the supernatural darkness of mother's-basement flats floating across the tops of tities contemplating lala   I'm with you in Osaka in my dreams you cum dripping from a fap-journey on the highway across Japan in tears to the door of my studio in the Eastern night

If you aren't Lala Kudou, don't listen to this episodou.

The real Lala Kudou was the friends we made along the way.

Love. True love. Hashtag no homo.           Email [email protected] Twitter @lalalandpod69.

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Skip ahead if you want to hear us talk about the video. Email [email protected] Twitter @lalalandpod69.

Jesus has passed away and Michael is in prison for murder. Will a young FPI agent be able to track down a new copycat killer whose unusual methods have kept her from capture? Can Michael help save the lives of young innocents who await like innocent lambs the slaughter? Or will he escape justice yet again through a cunning ruse? All will be revealed in this week's episode of...The Kudou Lala Land Podcast! Brought to you by Snicgers...so hangry you're about to smoke some crack, commit welfare fraud, and steal a bike? Have a Snicgers, you aren't Jewself when Jew hungry.   Email [email protected] Twitter @lalalandpod69.

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Freedom of speech gives people the legal right to say things that would otherwise be illegal in different contexts, such as threatening physical violence on another human being. If said seriously, this can end someone in trouble. If said satirically on a podcast as a joke, it's totes okay. Email [email protected] Twitter @lalalandpod69.

Jesus loves Jake Sisko it's his favorite fictional character of all time. Email [email protected] Twitter @lalalandpod69

We will seize the means of semen production, cumrades. I'm so bad at writing these. And being funny. This is a cry for help. Yeah another one.    Email [email protected] Twitter @lalalandpod69.    We're back in the Lala Kudio studio togetherio up until episode 34io. Sound quality does suffer in some eps (but not all!) as a result of this in-person dance, but you know what? We had a lot of fun doing these episodes (well except one. One was really, really not fun), and this podcast is really too stupid, unfunny, and downright evil to deserve any listeners at all, so who cares?

Penis size unremarkable Email [email protected] Twitter @lalalandpod69.    We're back in the Lala Kudio studio togetherio up until episode 34io. Sound quality does suffer in some eps (but not all!) as a result of this in-person dance, but you know what? We had a lot of fun doing these episodes (well except one. One was really, really not fun), and this podcast is really too stupid, unfunny, and downright evil to deserve any listeners at all, so who cares?

Are you ready to take a trip to swinging 142s Osaka? Yeah baby yeah this video is worse than anything we have done and it put us in a bad mood we could not make this funny I am so sorry don't listen next week is really good though I swear Email [email protected] Twitter @lalalandpod69.    We're back in the Lala Kudio studio togetherio up until episode 34io. Sound quality does suffer in some eps (but not all!) as a result of this in-person dance, but you know what? We had a lot of fun doing these episodes (well except one. One was really, really not fun), and this podcast is really too stupid, unfunny, and downright evil to deserve any listeners at all, so who cares?

Boo   Email [email protected] Twitter @lalalandpod69.    We're back in the Lala Kudio studio togetherio up until episode 34io. Sound quality does suffer in some eps (but not all!) as a result of this in-person dance, but you know what? We had a lot of fun doing these episodes (well except one. One was really, really not fun), and this podcast is really too stupid, unfunny, and downright evil to deserve any listeners at all, so who cares?

Andiamo al treno sulla piccolissima bellissima lolissima who kissima a lot when penissinmouth   Email [email protected] Twitter @lalalandpod69.    We're back in the Lala Kudio studio togetherio up until episode 34io. Sound quality does suffer in some eps (but not all!) as a result of this in-person dance, but you know what? We had a lot of fun doing these episodes (well except one. One was really, really not fun), and this podcast is really too stupid, unfunny, and downright evil to deserve any listeners at all, so who cares?  

Michael finally grows up. Jesus still doesn't know to stay close enough to the mic, though (don't worry, sound improves a lot next episode)          Email [email protected] Twitter @lalalandpod69.     We're back in the Lala Kudio studio togetherio up until episode 34io. Sound quality does suffer in some eps (but not all!) as a result of this in-person dance, but you know what? We had a lot of fun doing these episodes (well except one. One was really, really not fun), and this podcast is really too stupid, unfunny, and downright evil to deserve any listeners at all, so who cares?

Joke about episode theme.          Email [email protected] Twitter @lalalandpod69.    We're back in the Lala Kudio studio togetherio up until episode 34io. Sound quality does suffer in some eps (but not all!) as a result of this in-person dance, but you know what? We had a lot of fun doing these episodes (well except one. One was really, really not fun), and this podcast is really too stupid, unfunny, and downright evil to deserve any listeners at all, so who cares?

Japan's most popular gameshow           Email [email protected] Twitter @lalalandpod69 We're back in the Lala Kudio studio togetherio up until episode 34io. Sound quality does suffer in some eps (but not all!) as a result of this in-person dance, but you know what? We had a lot of fun doing these episodes (well except one. One was really, really not fun), and this podcast is really too stupid, unfunny, and downright evil to deserve any listeners at all, so who cares?    

"In the name of Lala, the Merciful, the Beneficent.In the name of Lala, the most beneficent, the most merciful. All that praises and thanks be to Lala, the Lady of the Asiatic. The most beneficent, the most merciful. The only owner of the day of recompense. You alone we worship, and you alone we ask for help. Guide us to the straight way… The way of those on whom you have bestoed your grace, not the way of those who earned your anger, nor of those who went astray. Praise be to the Lady of all worlds. Prayers and peace be upon our Prophet, Lala Kudou, her family and all of her companions. To the honorable Father, Mr. Kudou, Lala protect his grand piano. I ask that the Almighty Lala grants us all success in all that pleases Her and that She takes us all in. She is the Mistress of all and capable of such perversion. Lately, we call for praise to Lala, the Lady of all worlds. Prayers and peace be upon our Starlet, Lala, her family, and all of her companions. Peace be upon you with the mercy and blessings of Lala.          Email [email protected] Twitter @lalalandpod69"

Club Lala is kind of like Club Penguin but it's a lot more...coooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool          Email [email protected] Twitter @lalalandpod69

They have come (hehe) to take everything.          Email [email protected] Twitter @lalalandpod69

Lala is lost in a lalabyrinth of Flinstones date rape drugs and loli kings. Will she find her self esteem? Special Guest Star Racist Whitie          Email [email protected] Twitter @lalalandpod69

There is no cumming in the brown zone. The white zone is for loading of semen and there is no cumming in a red zone.          Email [email protected] Twitter @lalalandpod69

In a very special episode of the Kudou Lala Land Podcast we finally figure out where this is all going--Heaven or H-E-Double-Hockey-Sticks.          Email [email protected] Twitter @lalalandpod69

Would you rather see Lala Kudou's little blue dog or tiny pink pussy?          Email [email protected] Twitter @lalalandpod69

Trap/Neuter/Release, known as TNR, is a vital ingredient in the overall practice of managing our pet population. Be sure to have your cat or dog spayed or neutered, and please give to your local animal shelter or charity if you can. We should all take good care of our pets, and love all the animals in the world. Oh, and we should go vegan, but really we need to stop having kids. Okay let's say you're vegan, right, and you have one child who is not vegan--well guess what? Not only did you cause the deaths of more animals than a childless meat-eater because of the longer lifespan. your kid has, but think of all the animals all of your kids' kids and their kids etc. and so on will eat. Having children is truly the most immoral thing you can do on this planet.          Email [email protected] Twitter @lalalandpod69

No loud explosions please. No fireworks, no sudden movements, no yelling. PTSD is a serious disorder that afflicts millions. If you have a Vietnam Vet in your family, maybe ask them why they moved to Asia to practice medicine? Oh, lolis. They moved for the lolis.          Email [email protected] Twitter @lalalandpod69

In an attempt to end their sinful ways, Jesus takes a trip to Osaka to bring the (MS) Word and maybe convince them to stop raping kids. It doesn't end well.          Email [email protected] Twitter @lalalandpod69

This episode sucks we should've rerecorded it          Email [email protected] Twitter @lalalandpod69

The title is a lie. They're actually over 18. And they definitely look over 18. Email [email protected] Twitter @lalalandpod69

If you or someone you know has been a victim if sexual assault, please seek help immediately from a rape crisis hotline in your area. For the Philippines and America, you can Google to get those numbers or you can listen to this podcast. I mean, Googling would be easier, but it'd be a lot cooler if you listened. Email [email protected] Twitter @lalalandpod69

I legit don't know how to write a description that doesn't have spoilers. Someone dies in this episode. But don't worry; he won't be missed. We also do a deep, deep dive into Lala Kudou's...height. What we uncover will totally blow your mind as we DESTROY Lala Kudou with FACTS and LOGIC instead of the TWO MASSIVE COCKS that usually tend to DESTROY Lala Kudou when she's filming porn. Email [email protected] Twitter @lalalandpod69

Lala is in spaaaaaace! We go deep, we go meta, and we go where I have never gone before but really want to. Jesus really liked the song in this one. The second one. The first one sucks really fucking bad lol Email [email protected] Twitter @lalalandpod69

Confused yet? Yeah, me too. Scared at the length of this ep? An hour and 52 minutes, do you guys have lives? Yes it's 20 minutes longer than the video we're reviewing. Yes our podcast isn't good or funny or helpful or nice. Yes we know we're bad people. Yes we know we should stop. No we aren't going to. Email [email protected] Twitter @lalalandpod69

Don't listen to this one. Email [email protected] Twitter @lalalandpod69

I'm hoooooked on a feeeeeeeling bah bah bah bahbah hoooooked on a feeling....oh I can't imagine being hooked on THAT feeling. Email [email protected] Twitter @lalalandpod69

Black Lives Matter. Email [email protected] Twitter @lalalandpod69

This one is really fucked up. Unlike Lala, who's just fucked. And us, who just want to fucking kill ourselves. Email [email protected] Twitter @lalalandpod69

Michael's choice is always easier than Jesus's choice, which is more horrifying than Sophie's choice. Anyway, you've chosen this podcast, which says something about how choosy you are--and maybe someone should choose something else for you instead? I'm saying words derived from "choice" too much, aren't I? Anyway, this is a compilation video and Lala is only in THE FINAL SCEEEEEEEENNEE because they saved the best for last. But is the best of this video....good? Spoiler: no lalapaloozas here (or maybe I'm lying and it's the best video ever--like, why would you trust me? Do you even know me? Oh, you do? Can I borrow 50 bucks? No, okay man, I get it, that's cool.) Email [email protected] Twitter @lalalandpod69

Look, if you're going to borrow money from gangsters, you're gonna have a bad time. It's like so obvious, you have to wonder what is wrong with Lala's mother that she's gotten the family in this mess. Or maybe your Japanese is better than ours and you know, in which case get in touch? Anyway, join Jesus and Michael as we dig deep into the moral tale of a mother who has given in to the temptations of the flesh and of capitalism and the daughter that it--well, dude, like, you know where this is going. It's JAV porn after all, you ain't listening to Pod Save America (and good for you, who the hell would?) Email [email protected] Twitter @lalalandpod69

We finally reveal Darth Vader--oops, wrong podcast, sorry. This is the one where Lala pegs a guy. A lot. And likes it. A lot. So do we! Um, not to each other. Like, we're totes not gay, man, who even said that? Not that there's anything wrong with that. You gotta listen to this one, seriously, it's even better than episode 2. And I promise sound quality skyrockets at ep 6 (and it really becomes like professional quality at ep 11). Wait, how do I know this? We banked podcast episodes in advance and I'm writing this long after this got published? Nah, time travel fuckery makes more sense.   Oh whoa just saw this comes out on 4/20. If you aren't blazing it while listening to this ep ima call your mother.   Look, I know sound is a bit fucked. Blame Jesus, he was talking too quiet and I had to compress the shit out of the file. I promise it won't happen again. Email [email protected] Twitter @lalalandpod69

This one is for the nerds. We have a major, MAJOR realization in this episode that doesn't just change our understanding of Lala Kudou, but of the fate of the human race. Things get heavy in this one--hot and heavy. Lala does silly step porn sex. Email [email protected] Twitter @lalalandpod69

The Holy Trinity tells us the Lord is one in three and three in one, and just like God this episode is both 3 and 1, because, like, it's actually the first episode we made. But don't listen to this first--oh and sorry, I went way too hard on the ironic racism. I promise that won't last. Still, two nukes weren't en--okay never mind. Lala fucks her boss and Jesus proves he's a professional pron critic. Oops I wrote pron by mistake lol. Should I go back and change it? Nah, i'm busy. Email [email protected] Twitter @lalalandpod69

Okay so like in this one I totally blow Jesus's mind with a peak into my past and what I was up to before Interpol put out their red notice. Oh, and Lala has lesbian sex, so there's that too. Email [email protected] Twitter @lalalandpod69

Welcome to the Kudo Lala Land Podcast! In this episode we introduce the podcast, who we are, wtf this is and why we're doing it (hint: there's no good reason at all). Come join us as we dip our toes into the world of JAV and all the immoral freakshows at our tips...uh, fingertips, yeah, sure, that's what I meant. Email [email protected] Twitter @lalalandpod69