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The Lap of Luxury

by PORT and Luxury

Society

On a continued journey to find out if the juice is worth the squeeze.

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Episodes

  1. PORT Becomes a Business Guy

    I think Staind said it best, "It's been awhile". So long in fact that our previous recording service decided to take their money elsewhere. We're still trying to dial in the audio so apologies in advance for the variance between PORT and Luxury's audio levels, I'm sure you can forgive us. See as...

  2. Every marriage is the same

    Cap joins the cast again as the crew discuss the frustrations of living with someone, how different men and women are, holding onto negative thoughts and how important our actions are to raising a kid.

  3. Our Financial System Sucks

    Cap joins the cast as the crew talk about society's shift away from human interaction, sports betting wins and loses, buying a new mattress, and our horrible financial system. Obviously we can't contain all the good nuggets so this is a long one. Feel free to skip around and you're sure pick up...

  4. Saving For What?

    Profane joins the cast as the crew discuss how far to go with investing for retirement, when you lose your innocence, and having kids.

  5. Durango Boys Trip

    It's been a while, but the Lap of Luxury is back in person (for at least this episode). PORT and Luxury are joined by an old friend, Cap. As is tradition, they talk about everything and seemingly nothing but the topics range from Ponzi Schemes in quintessential children's media, killer clowns…

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  6. Back Yo Shit Up

    Protip: Back up your memories in all facets of your life. Profane joins the cast as we discuss backing up photos, memories, what memories mean, relationships with in-laws and relationships with your kids. Another pro tip from Profane: Record your convos with your parents to listen back to later.

  7. CJ: Catching F-35s

    PORT and Luxury discuss their social media usage, CSAF Gen Brown's accomplishments, Luxury's pilot training journey and some miscellaneous topics. Originally recorded 28 Sep 23.

  8. Quick Turn: 12 Unhinged Questions

    PORT and Madisen have a quick conversation regarding 12 hypothetical, and yet, diabolical questions for a relationship.

  9. Hair Plugs in Bogota

    Hog joins Luxury and PORT to discuss Hog getting hair plugs in Columbia, PORT's trials with Spirit, business transactions in relationships, PORT's heart rate monitor, the Titan submarine and Zuck vs Musk.

  10. PORT and Madisen Mexico Travel Troubles

    PORT and Madisen describe their travel troubles getting to Mexico for Madisen's friend's wedding. Originally recorded a while ago.

  11. CJ Are pilots important

    Shark joins the cast as the crew discuss all aircrew being trained the same, the validity of AF culture making pilots commanders, the purpose of some deployments and Shark's money moves with his airplane and car. Originally recorded 5 June 2022.

  12. QT Economy And Electric Cars

    QT Economy And Electric Cars by PORT and Luxury

  13. Superficial

    Profane joins as the crew discuss Megan Fox's blood rituals, what women like in men, flirting vs joking and more. Recorded 19 Dec 22.

  14. Airing of grievances

    SPEED joins the podcast as the crew air grievances; mostly at the lack of accountability with companies and a general lack of understanding of appointments. Originally recorded 22 July 21.

  15. Profane profits off the consumer

    Profane joins the podcast as the crew discuss the oil industry, digital currencies and the Russian military's proficiency. Originally recorded March 10th 2022.

  16. Mad At PORT

    Madisen and PORT discuss the Paired app, pop culture, their recent adventures, why women like murder shows, the Gabby Petito case and buying appliances. Originally recorded 23 Mar 22.

  17. PORT Bachelor Cast Part 3

    Speed joins the cast as the crew discuss a myriad of topics at PORT's bachelor party. Originally recorded week of 16 Aug 21.

  18. PORT Bachelor Cast Part 2

    Speed joins the cast as the crew discuss a myriad of topics at PORT's bachelor party. Originally recorded week of 16 Aug 21.

  19. PORT Bachelor Cast Part 1

    Speed joins the cast as the crew discuss a myriad of topics at PORT's bachelor party. Originally recorded week of 16 Aug 21.

  20. PORT's High School Job

    Madisen and PORT sit fireside as they discuss 2020, PORT archiving everything and PORT's Staples Copy and Print center job. Originally recorded 19 Dec 20.

  21. Memento Mori

    SPEED joins the podcast as the crew discuss dealing with death, the Jake Paul-Tyron Woodley fight and the Marvel Cinematic Universe

  22. PORT Goes On A Honeymoon

    PORT regales us with stories from his honeymoon and Luxury talks about how he got COVID.

  23. Profane Buys Everything

    Profane joins the podcast as the crew discuss the energy crisis, swinger signs and financial Twitter.

  24. Solutions and Leadership

    Solutions and Leadership by PORT and Luxury

  25. Profane's Addictions

    Profane joins the show again to discuss their Instagram addiction and Profane's oil trading job.

  26. Quick Turn: PORT Stays At A Crackhouse

    Profane and the crew discuss PORT's trip to Houston.

  27. Luxury Becomes A Bike Guy

    The crew discuss Luxury's deep dive into Mountain Bikes, the value of Reddit and what's going on at the International Space Station.

  28. Catching Jets: Bs,Gs, & Cs Vol 69

    When it's a Catching Jets episode, you know we're going to air some grievances. It's not Festivus but we have some thoughts on things.

  29. Independent to a Fault

    Shark continues with the crew to discuss the podcast viewership, car talk and how independence is too much.

  30. Our Parents' Fault?

    Shark joins the podcast as the crew discuss using misunderstood terms, our parent's zeitgeist setting our current paradigm and political efficacy to work towards a common goal.

  31. Is Jesus That Homeless Person?

    Profane joins the podcast as the crew discuss planning weddings, homeless people, political divide and Profane's SpaceX visit

  32. Echo Chambers

    Speed joins the podcast as the crew discuss the American political environment, New Years resolution, cancel culture and YouTube ads.

  33. SLAG

    A toast to SLAG.

  34. COVIDiots

    Profane joins the cast as the crew discuss sleep walking, how to deal with homeless people, people being negligent with COVID, PORT's ghost story and the return of movie theaters.

  35. Shark Deletes Social Media

    Shark joins the cast as the crew discuss the mental effects of social media and some entertainment topics such as #FreeBritney.

  36. PORT Lies To Madisen

    PORT, Madisen, Luxury and Mars jump on the podcast to discuss wedding planning, meeting in the middle for relationships and first dates. PORT also tells the tale of lying to Madisen leading up to his proposal.

  37. PORT and Madisen get a cat

    Madisen and PORT discuss what they've been up to, how to handle conflicting choices in their relationship, their new cat Sasha and the concept of wedding traditions. This podcast was originally recorded on 2 Aug.

  38. Is Simon Sinek Bullshit?

    Luxury and PORT discuss Simon Sinek, the 80/20 principle, Luxury's astrology reading and that PORT got married!

  39. OnlyFans Hustle v2

    Warning, NSFW (to be fair, when has The Lap of Luxury every been suitable for work?): The crew continues with Profane Anorexic to talk about Profane's trip to the Adult Video Convention

  40. Wake Up Routine

    The Profane Anorexic (@ProfaneAnorexic) joins the podcast as they discuss Skype, the need for office space after COVID and their morning alarm clock tactics.

  41. Difficult Questions

    Shark comes crawling back to the cast as the crew discusses what the worst game is to play in a relationship and Shark struggles with the conflict of pursuing dreams vice being comfortable.

  42. Drag Becomes A House Guy

    Drag joins the cast to discuss his recent flight divert experience, the significance of volunteer bullets in the military, hunting for a house and the awesomeness of the Roomba Robovac

  43. Eternal Sunshine Final

    PORT and Luxury discuss the themes of the movie Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. They continue with the importance of film, arts and enjoying "the journey."

  44. Out Of Context Part 2

    The crew and Profane Anorexic (@ProfaneAnorexic) continue by talking about Elon Musk and Tesla, Adele, female artists and mumble rappers.

  45. Out Of Context Part 1

    The Profane Anorexic (@ProfaneAnorexic) joins the podcast as the crew discuss Kayne West running for president, the transgender Sports Illustrated model and the broader good of COVID.

  46. Quick Turn: Tinder Talk

    PORT and Luxury discuss the crazy world of Dating Apps.

  47. Catching Jets: Tribalism

    JASSAM joins the podcast as the crew discuss political and bomber tribalism.

  48. Quick Turn: "The Talk"

    PORT and Luxury discuss their experiences with "The Talk"

  49. Being The Bad Guy

    Luxury and PORT discuss the complexities of being the bad guy in a relationship, as well as how one would navigate the situation of leaving a partner for someone that makes them happier.

  50. Tough Conversations

    SKID joins in as the crew discuss the emerging Space Force, the Black Lives Matter movement and how to deal with harsh feedback.

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About this show

On a continued journey to find out if the juice is worth the squeeze.

Hosted by

PORT and Luxury

Produced by The Lap of Luxury

Categories

Society Culture

Frequently asked questions

How many episodes does The Lap of Luxury have?

The Lap of Luxury has 112 episodes on PodParley. The most recent episode was published on April 17, 2026.

What is The Lap of Luxury about?

On a continued journey to find out if the juice is worth the squeeze.

How often does The Lap of Luxury release new episodes?

The Lap of Luxury publishes monthly, based on its 112 episodes since July 2017.

Who hosts The Lap of Luxury?

The Lap of Luxury is created and hosted by PORT and Luxury.
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