Episodes
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LLCS 134 – Fordwencol
Golden Horseshoe? Green Belt? Is this an environmental scandal or a freaking fashion show? Right? Right? Anyways bug Chance to make him watch Welcome to Marwen for the next episode.
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LLCS Ep 133 – Crazy Dean’s Folly
DJ, gimme a beat! Dean and his big head shows that he’s got street cred. He’s stacking dough like it’s wheat bread. And then he brings up and article that he wishes he read. Uhnn. Lemme hear ya say “Uhnn” Uhnn. https://podcast.cfrc.ca/wp-content/uploads/2023/08/LLCS-Aug-18.mp3
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EP 132: Divorce Unboxing
The gang is back after a 3.5 month hiatus to discuss some of their favourite subjects – right wing media cannibalism (Chance), Magic: The Gathering (Dean), and our costumer in chief, Justin Trudeau (Jesse). https://podcast.cfrc.ca/wp-content/uploads/2023/08/LLCS-132-Reup.mp3
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EP 131: Peak Male Forum
CONTENT WARNING: From minute 45 to minute 46 Jesse tells a revolting story about a guy who pissed out his leg. If you want to understand what that means you’re welcome to find out, but don’t come crying back to me afterwards. This week we’ve got a surprisingly feel good triple feature of beer,...
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EP 130: Smarch Madness
School sucks . Our theme song is “Mega Guillotine 2020” by the prophetic and powerful AJJ. Go buy their album Good Luck Everybody for instructions on magicks dark and terrible. . Need a place to send your manifesto now that your children have stopped returning your texts? Shoot us an email at...
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EP 129: Hiccup Runneth Over
We’re back, baby girl. . Our theme song is “Mega Guillotine 2020” by the prophetic and powerful AJJ. Go buy their album Good Luck Everybody for instructions on magicks dark and terrible. . Need a place to send your manifesto now that your children have stopped returning your texts? Shoot us an...
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EP 128: Blue Is The Reformist Colour
After admiring the Ukrainian people’s embodiment of our brave mega-franchise characters, we consider black horse Toronto mayoral candidate Chris Skye. Then Jesse walks us through the Orwellian horror of 15 minute cities, and Dean unveils our sister show: 24 Shades of Blue. . Our theme song is…
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EP 127: Put-Down Artists
This week the show adds a fourth host so that they can adequately plumb the depths of the male psyche. We have Chance, the unorthodox pickup philosopher. Jezze, the former athlete. The cold and calculating Dean, and Grace, the girl. They analyze the moves of some of Canada’s top players past and...
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EP 126: Weenusk Seeking Land Beaver
The boys meditate on the humble groundhog and what they have to offer society. Then we talk about Saudis grappling the WWE, Toronto cops lying and stealing, and say goodbye to Kingston’s greatest law enforcer. . Our theme song is “Mega Guillotine 2020” by the prophetic and powerful AJJ. Go buy...
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EP 125: The Assassination of Diamond by the Coward Silk
The boys dig into the new year with a news round up and mourning the loss of the most important woman in our lives. Topics include resolving to be Worse, gas stove apologia, Poland’s greatest mind, and modest M&Ms. . Our theme song is “Mega Guillotine 2020” by the prophetic and powerful AJJ. Go…
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EP 124: New Year, New Fear
A lovely time of year full of gays and cheer. The crew does a rundown of every major event of 2022, and make sure you listen all the way through for a surprise (and sad) ending. Stay frosty, folks. . Our theme song is “Mega Guillotine 2020” by the prophetic and powerful AJJ. Go buy their album…
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EP 123: MAID of Honour
This week the crew gets hot and heavy talking about the neko waifu desu french maid aesthetic and how it has influenced our lifestyle and promiscuity. We go legs first into big thick thighs and knee high socks. How does jesse look with a garter belt? You be the judge. Just kidding, we discuss the...
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EP 122: The Zone
Chance and Jesse start today’s show by officially denouncing Kanye “Ye” West. We are the only members of the pod brave enough to take on the world famous, multimillionaire rap artist. Meghan and Dean could/would not be reached for comment (draw your own conclusions, listeners). Then, Jesse and...
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EP 121: High Value Female’s
It’s a show all about updates and no dates! Jesse discusses the ongoing CUPE dispute and what the future may look like with strikes. Then Dean and Meghan, the second hottest couple on the show (#Chesse forever), talk about why young people just aren’t having sex. We have our theories as to why…
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EP 120: Buck a Year
Our theme song is “Mega Guillotine 2020” by the prophetic and powerful AJJ. Go buy their album Good Luck Everybody for instructions on magicks dark and terrible. . Need a place to send your manifesto now that your children have stopped returning your texts? Shoot us an email at [email protected]...
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EP 119: CUPE Mayo
It’s time for everyone’s favourite semi-annual exercise in futility, the municipal elections. Kingston has a whole crop full of new councillors with hope in their eyes and wild, fanciful thoughts in their heads. We discuss the numerous ways in which these councillors could help push Kingston to a...
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EP 118: Pickleball and Posting
After a regrettable hiatus the crew is back with Zoomer correspondent Grace to investigate the latest cavalcade of clowns Ontario’s municipal elections have to offer. We look at which Kingston mayor to vote for, and discuss the impending pickleball revolution. . Our theme song is “Mega Guillotine...
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EP 117: Thursday’s Gone
It’s time for one of our acclaimed, semi-annual, semi-coherent dives into Canadian history. We’re back to La Belle Province to take about one of the wildest long weekends in world history, Montreal’s Labour Day weekend of 1972. This 4 day stretch has got it all, including 3 short kings doing...
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EP 116: Royal, Flushed
We’re back after a self-imposed exile (Jesse forgot the password to the account) and we’re talking all things queen. We start by welcoming the Queen of Silly Voices back to the show, before transitioning to talk about the rise of one queen (Pierre) and the fall of another (Lizzie). Also Chance’s...
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EP 115: Queen’s Gambit 2
Chance starts this week off by trying to hold an honest to God intellectual lecture about the necessity of questioning police narratives. He does a great job until Jesse and Dean start dream casting the Conservative Kingdom Hearts. While on the subject of Feds, the gang discuss Queen Romana...
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EP 114: Friends Bride Inspector
Don’t go nuclear, it’s no secret that we’re back with another episode. We spend this episode actively waging a war on info by discussing the Mar-A-Lago Raid and the Alex Jones Trial. We also have Dean read a typically putrid piece on the evils of universal dental care and why privatisation is the...
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EP 113: My D**k, Your A**. You Do The Math
A real horned up, mishmash of topics on this week’s show. We start off by discussing the end of a great tyrant who was finally fell by the aftershocks of #MeToo. Then we transition into discussing Hockey Canada’s sexual assault coverup fund. Our boys posit what they believe is the only way to fix...
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EP 112: Back The Gru
Attention all podcasts – you have been put on notice. The greatest joke of all time has been told in this edition of the Late Late Capitalism Show. You do not need to record any additional audio because the medium has peaked. If you are able to make it past the first 5 gutbusting minutes with…
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EP 111: Falling Dong
The Gong can’t help it, they’re Falun all over themselves during a spirited discussion about Kingston’s Artfest. The event truly had it all. Face painting, live music, a booth handing out Chinese anti-communist propaganda. After creating an international incident and slandering a notoriously...
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EP 110: Chasing the Chaos Dragon
Jesse acts as a cooler Morpheus this week, offering us a choice between 3 poison pills. First we pop a benzo and journey through a psychonautic adventure with our favourite Dark Professor. Later we coat our arms in fent to find a hidden truth about police safety. Finally we look at WaPo’s top…
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EP 109: Jiggle Jiggle
This week the all male throuple return to tell you that inflation is scary, poor people have children (and that’s bad?) and the adoption industry is a terrifying market. Join us as we unleash our frustration on the world this week, and maybe hear us get down and nasty with it. . The P4W Memorial...
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EP 108: Shredding Nar
Meghan left us home alone so that’s why we haven’t recorded in 2 weeks. We all live in one house and sleep in one big bed. It’s a racecar. We don’t know how to turn on the stove, let alone upload the files. We finally figured it out in time to discuss the world’s many happenings, like the war,...
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EP 107: Moving the Goal Posts (Live Election Results for Ontario Election June 2nd)
The Semi-Annual Election Half-Time(?) and/or Post-Game Misery Show featuring Jesse, Chance, Meghan, Dean, and Perhaps Doug Ford???? . Our theme song is “Mega Guillotine 2020” by the prophetic and powerful AJJ. Go buy their album Good Luck Everybody for instructions on magicks dark and terrible. ....
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EP 106: Booty Sounds
The gang rejects the very notion of discussing current, horrific events and decides to turn that FM dial back to 2005 and talk Butt Rock. We explore the rise and fall of the genre, interrogate its relationship to early 2000s politics, and share our insights into some of the worst bands of all…
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EP 105: Buck a Slurp
Our apes have escaped. I repeat – our apes have escaped! The boys (sans Meghan) discuss the truly shocking crypto crash. Seriously, who could have predicted that an ape themed computer coin would fail? After slurping the tears of crypto bros, the focus switches to the inevitable, all consuming...
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EP 104: Judge Dread
We all knew it was coming, but even still it knocked the wind out of us. The gang discusses the American Supreme Court’s leaked opinion calling for Roe v. Wade to be overturned and whether the court should exist at all (it shouldn’t). Then Jesse tells us the secret history of the Kingston Pen…
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EP 103: Hello Sweet Ladies
The gang decides to have a low-key hang out sesh rather than burden you with more terrifying news. We ramble about O.J., furries, the Depp-Heard trial, and the Northman. Finally Dean does a half-assed attempt at parsing the latest conservative populism screed from the National Post. . Our theme...
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EP 102: The Roster
Last week Chance’s computer exploded after 39 consecutive hours on the Dark Web searching for Property Brothers’ Yaoi, so we lost last week’s recording. Thankfully, we got right back up on that horse and got things right this time. The gang covers a myriad of topics, including #HillWatch2022 and...
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EP 101: The Irishmen
The polycule is down to a threesome this week as Chance had to go up to Ottawa to spring Randy from the slammer. Undeterred, Jesse, Meghan, and Dean discuss the good (JFK-8 Union), the bad (surging covid cases in schools), and the ugly (Jimmy Hoffa’s ethnic heritage) in one of our most lucid and...
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EP 100: Top From 10s
A celebration for the ages . 1-0-0. When we started this podcast way back in January 2020 we never fathomed we’d make it here. But thanks to a little luck, and a lot of CSIS dark money, we pulled through. To celebrate, we all definitely made a coherently organized top 10 list of our personal…
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EP 99: Cops and Daughters
Anyone remember /mu/? . Oh Come-Ye and listen to these Neutral Milk-hoes Tell you all about the CBC online comedy “The Communist’s Daughter”. Our chat about the show’s finer points is preceded by a discussion about St Pat’s, KPD, and the Missing Magazine Mystery. The pigs are ornery, sore, and...
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EP 98: St. Patrick’s Gay
Damn, can we say that? . The gang brings in their Gay/Student Correspondent, Grace, to discuss St. Paddy’s plans at Queen’s, and then take them through the many monstrous anti-gay (and specifically anti-trans) bills that have been churning through the bowels of some of America’s worst states....
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EP 97: International Inquirer
Cops Rock . So, slow news week, huh? The gang is back and taking a much needed break from Russia, Ukraine, and truckers. They chose to focus on two of their favourite things – International Women’s Day and the evil machinations of the RCMP. More specifically, Jesse provides the rundown on new...
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EP 96: Report From The Front(Page)
We are too stubborn to say we are wrong (jk im sorry) . The World’s Most Correct Podcast is back to talk about Ukraine. Not the conflict itself (which since the time of recording has only gotten more insane), but rather the bloodthirsty and extremely racist online response. Turns out war is bad!…
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EP 95: FrancoPhonics Part 2
Part 2 Looky Lou . A continuation of last week’s efforts. It’s a big teaching day folks! Jesse takes us on a journey through the life and times of Quebec culture and history. We have a good time learning about something we don’t necessarily care about. . Our theme song is “Mega Guillotine 2020”…
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EP 94: FrancoPhonics
It’s never a snow day in Quebec . It’s a big teaching day folks! Jesse takes us on a journey through the life and times of Quebec culture and history. We have a good time learning about something we don’t necessarily care about. . Our theme song is “Mega Guillotine 2020” by the prophetic and...
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EP 93: Book Beef
Me when a girl comes over and I don’t want her to know i have 10 copies of Infinite Jest . This week the team uses their publicly available, easily accessible podcast to fight for the right liberals are trying to take from us: freedom of speech. Meghan leads a discussion on book bannings in…
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EP 92: Much Ado About Trucking
Where for art thou, Castro? . This week, after extending an olive branch on behalf of the gay community, we go all in on the nation-wide temper tantrum known as the Freedom Convoy. We talk fake truckers, fake indigeneity, and real Nazis. Who organized these protests? What have the cops been…
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EP 91: Insane In The Ukraine
Insane, got no brain . We’re left Chanceless this week, but we soldier bravely on. First, Dean talks Let’s Talk and the demented state of affairs that brought us to Bell dominating all discussions of mental health in this country. Then Meghan walks us through the Ukraine situation and the various...
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EP 90: German Engineering
This guy’s a little sussy 4 homeboys chatting it up about a chair and a p*do film director who’s really into graffiti and God. “It is the year 2025: Since the outbreak of the Corona virus in 2020, the world has not been the same: A communist system with a single world government has been...
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EP 89: Feast Of Burden
There’s a rat in my hat The gang is back with a delectable episode for you: a three course meal of the dumbest articles in the country. First, we envision our upcoming “democracy defense” invasion of the United States with John Ibbitson. From there we mourn the CBC’s loss of Tara Henley, and…
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EP 88: Rockin’ New Year
Old man old man (more…)
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EP 87: Class-War on Christmas
What da Janitor doin? (more…)
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EP 86: Jussie’s Angels
I wish that I had Jussie’s girl… (more…)
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EP 85: BSea
Iran-Contra? More like I-Ran from British Columbia. (more…)