Episodes
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S05 EP09 Voicemail Chaos & Relegation Dreams
Fart Toot Squeak and Amburgers welcome with trumpets and loud applause Cowboys September Dreams/Chaos/False Hopes back to the podcast! Score breakdowns, trades, getting ripped all grace the pod. Most importantly however, Lana Straw delivered, we play every voicemail in one glorious, unhinged…
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S05 EP08 Standings, Voicemail Agony, and Discord Delight
Fart Toot Squeak and Amburgers take on the pod as a duo this week to go over the standings, listen to voicemails, and take in all of the discord greatness. There is a BIG announcement about the voicemail extravaganza giveaway! From now until next Wednesday if you leave a voicemail you will be...
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S05 EP07 JackinGoff's Journey & Jubilant Mayhem
Fart Toot, Amburgers, and H-Town are joined by special guest JackinGoff for Week 5 recaps across the Premier and Peens leagues. They dig into Jake’s old-school fantasy origin story (Excel spreadsheets, fullback slots, and newspaper stats), break down big wins and Monday-night heartbreakers,...
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S05 EP06 Fantasy Football Innovators and Winless Domination
The true fantasy football innovator Shiny Hineys joins The Relegated Ramsay aka Fart Toot squeak and Amburgers to discuss his season thus far and how he came to be such an impactful figure in Lana Straw. As the trades have begun to pop off they break those down along with a recap of some tight...
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S05 EP05 Flag Plants, Forgotten Trades, and Full Send FAAB
Week 3 of Year 11 and the OGs of the OGs are here, H-Town, Fart Toot Squeak, Amburgers, and Boom are back chopping it up. Recaps hit both leagues: Oscar’s 73-66 barnburner, Mac Attack torching Tetario, Texas Tornadoes 3-0, Boom beating the champ, Thomas sneaking one with 4.20 points, and…
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S05 EP04 Hot Starts and Hot Sharts
Fart Toot, Amburgers, and guest Kickers Njigba recap a brutal, lopsided week across Premier and Champeens. Some are living the dream with Josh Allen and JSN both exploding; most of the league is living the opposite. The crew digs into the massive Bijan/Olave deal, the Peens League’s $10 FAAB…
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S05 EP03 Week 1 - Dont Overreact (I'm Going to Overreact)
Week 1 is in the books, and the league is already in Lana Straw mid-season form. The Guy Next Door joins to talk joining Lana Straw, why the fall now owns his brain, and a brutal Week 1 that left him questioning everything. The crew hits Premier and Champeens highs and lows, the close ones that...
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S05 EP02 Triumph Defeat Joy Humility Sore Muscles and Aging Reality
Fart Toot, H-Town, and Amburgers break down draft weekend and the hemorrhoid games. Booms triumph, All Gold No Glory's Glory, Amburgers despair, egg roll delight, creme brulees, and perfect steak. It was an epic weekend.
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S05 EP01 2026 Draft Weekend Preparation
LANA STRAW!!! The 2026 Season is upon us, year 11 of Lana Straw is about to begin! Fart Toot, Amburgers, and H-Town get you excited for the upcoming season and break down draft weekend. Fart Toot is still beaming with his championship glow while Amburgers faces the realties of what he faces on...
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S04 EP19 Championship Glee, Season Recaps, Relegation Pain
We celebrate our champions Fart Toot Squeak, and Back Door Heat! They both join H Town and Amburgers and recap Back Door Heats season along with the amazing championship final, as well as Fart Toot Squeaks incredible run from relegated to champion. They listen to some voicemails from Boom and...
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S04 E18 Points For, Playoffs, and Playing for Premier
Championship hopeful Diamond Dogs joins the crew to talk about his week 1 playoff win and looks ahead to his big matchup this week. Everyone dives into the week that was and what is ahead. Amburgers defends his relegation team, and offers some insight to the current system. Discusiions on next...
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S04 EP17 Playoffs, Rule Changes, Discord Excitement
We know who is out and who is in! The playoffs are here and Fart Toot, H Town, and Amburgers break it all down! They take deep dives into both leagues and the week that led up to the playoffs. Amburgers proposes some potential changes for next year. And a final look at some bench situations on…
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S04 EP16 Playoff Picture in Sight and Warrens Warriors in a Fight
Warrens $2 Warriors (Tyler Warren has not been on his team for some time) joins Fart Toot and Amburgers to discuss his first season in the premier league! He also recaps his stellar performance at draft weekend and we get some insight into why he dominated pool football. The playoff picture is...
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S04 EP15 Playoff Pictures, Trade Deadline, and Thanksgiving
Happy Thanksgiving! Fart Toot, H Town, and Amburgers take a deep look into the playoff standings in both leagues. They take a look at some sleeper teams, and listen to a listener voicemail! Then break down the trades and the trade deadline drama going on in some teams front offices behind the...
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S04 EP14 Celery Sticks W, Shiny Chaos, Booms Across the League, Trades everywhere
This a packed episode with the one and only CELERY STICKS! Fresh off a controversial W Celery joins the crew to talk about his wild season thus far and what could be in store for the rest of the year. They dive into typical Shiny controversy. The mastermind is at it again. Boom gets another W and...
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S04 EP13 November Champeen Dreams
The one and only Cowboy's September Dreams joins H Town and Amburgers this week. He comes ready with some amazing ideas for the league and shares his experience thus far in his two years in the Champeens League. They break down the standings in both leagues, discuss the pillow fights and blow…
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S04 EP 12 Injury Luck, Discord Fun, League Standings, Spoiled Dogs
Fart Toot, Amburgers, and H-Town go over certain teams injury luck this year as well as game put on by Mr. Squeak. They look over the discord shennanigans, rip some people including each other, review trades and round it out with a to go bag! Featuring the classic spoiled dogs that get featured…
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S04 EP11 Monday Night Madness, Picking Champs, Boom vs Diamond, Legette Audio
I don't have time to write a detailed description but you do NOT want to miss this one! Is what you expect and more... Things referenced.. https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/6720664/2025/10/16/dak-prescott-cowboys-nfl-betrayed-quarterbacks/...
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S04 EP 10 Midseason Review and Power Rankings, Waiver Swagger, Trades, and NFL Theme Music
Fart Toot Squeak, H Town, and Amburgers join together to analyze the season thus far and break down each team. They start with a quick recap of both leagues for week 7 then dive right in. They share their own power rank list. They discuss the Willies waiver swagger and how calls out the discord....
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S04 EP09 Tornadic Trade Activity Tears Through Lana Straw
Texas Tornadoes joins Fart Toot Squeak and Amburgers for this week's episode! He shares his experience in Lana thus far and how his draft strategy has developed in the league. They recap the typical MNF madness in Lana Straw including TGND's amazing gif. The team survivor pool champs are crowned,...
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S04 E08 Lucky or Unlucky? Waiver Madness, Voicemails, Injuries, Trades!
With a lot to catch up on these last two weeks, Fart Toot, H Town, and Amburgers go over recent trades, waiver targets, and Shiney's recent domination. How injuries have affected the league and some managers. Some Champeens get ripped, we play some listener voicemails and look across the standings!
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S04 EP 7 Three Musketeers, Jackal Dominance, Trade Corner, and Cowboy Therapy
Its a packed pod! The Jackal, Shiny Hiney, and fresh off his first win in nearly two years, The Wheaton Di...no Fantasy is a Sham...wait Yay, or whatever his name is, THOMAS, joins Fart Toot and Amburgers for this star studded episode. You get to hear about how these Three Musketeers came to be,...
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S04 EP06 Boom Goes the Dynamite
The Titan of trades, the Toast of Trade Town, the man transfixed on trades, Boom Baum joins the pod! The crew starts with a recap of Booms season thus far, and dive into his trade psychology. Then a quick update on the survivor pool and The Jackals amazing week. How could we do a podcast without...
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S04 EP05 First Week Recap Trade Bonanza and Projections Fallout
The first week is in the books and do Fart Toot... wait no My Kittle Hurts, Amburgers, H Town, and guest Willie Nillies overreact to week 1?! They look at the trade deals from the last week and the Waiver Wire bonanza for Herbert and QJ. Amburgers offers up an interesting peace offering to TGND.…
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S04 EP04 New Beginnings New Technology Same Lana Mischief
Fart Toot and Amburgers are joined by the great John aka TGND from the Premier League and Chase aka Jerry Owner + Jerry GM from the Champeens! Fresh off his #1 ESPN projected draft Chase shares his experience from the draft weekend in Fredericksburg and what we can expect out of his team this…
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S04 EP03 Draft Weekend Recap and Draft Grades
The boys got together to recap the most wonderful time of the year, LANA STRAW DRAFT WEEKEND. They fight through the sore muscles and burst hemorrhoids to relive some of the best moments of draft weekend, and dive in to both leagues drafts. Lana Straw 2025 is off to a roaring start! This was...
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S04 E02 DRAFT WEEKEND 2025
Draft weekend is nigh! Fart Toot, H Town, and Amburgers get you ready for the upcoming draft weekend. They say goodbye to some fallen Straw's and yearn for their return. Break down what to expect this weekend as well as some expectations for the attendees. They also look at some trade and keeper...
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S04 EP01 Breaking Draft Weekend News, Hope Springs Eternal
"We're Baaaaaaaaaaaack" Sam Ehlinger post Sugar Bowl.gif The boys have returned to kick off a new season! The Commish, the back to back, and the 3 time have convened to break some huge draft weekend news. For any suggestions and ideas for draft weekend, please go to the suggestion box channel on...
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S03 EP20 Celebration, Reflection, and a Look Ahead
The first ever back to back champion in Lana Straw history Amburgers opens the episode with a royal celebration! He issues a very important statement then shares and passes out gifts he has for the entire league! Fart Toot reflects on the relegation journey and everyone evaluates the state of the...
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S03 EP19 Merry Christmas Lana Straw!
Merry Christmas Lana straw! Your podcasters show their dedication to bringing you an episode on Christmas evening. Most notably our commissioner, Fart Toot staring down potential relegation, is committed to you. No matter the outcome this week, he is putting whichever league he finds himself in…
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S03 EP18 The Peens are Coming The Peens Are Going
Not only one but TWO members of the Champeens League joined the pod this week. Average Joes and David's Darlings are on the precipice of promotion if they can secure wins this week. We look at their seasons and what's at stake in the coming week. Do they understand the gravity of the situation?...
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S03 EP17 Relegation or Triumph?
The moment has arrived, a playoff for glory is set, and a race to maintain relevance is off. Dirty South joins the pod to make it two playoff teams and two relegation race teams on the show this week. We run down the final week as the playoffs were cemented. We take a look at the matchups for the...
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S03 EP16 Drama, Intrigue, Glory, Relegation, Stress, and Mental Health
Oh boy....this time of year is always intriguing in Lana Straw. However Lana Straw 2024 with the relegation tournament looming and the guaranteed safety from relegation if you make the playoffs, has the tension ratcheted up to an entirely new level. Technically going into this last week only two...
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S03 EP15 Thankful Playoff Berths and Lana Straw Visionaries
It's the episode you all have feared, Amburgers unleashed! As the Ramsays are tied up with Thanksgiving, Amburgers took to the mic solo to recap the week that was. Multiple playoff berths were achieved this week aka cementing their spot in Lana Straw for next year. He goes over the scoreboard for...
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S03 EP14 Diamond Dog Therapy
The first team to clinch their spot into the Lana Straw Playoffs, and more importantly to avoid relegation and guarantee their spot in Lana Straw Premiere League next year, Diamond Dogs joins the pod! He shares his fantasy football history, how draft weekend was for him entering a weekend of…
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S03 EP13 Chaos, Chaos Everywhere
The coughs abound in this episode as Amburgers and Fart Toot fight through sickness to bring this special episode to Lana Straw. H Town is glowing off his 3 game win streak beating Boom this week with big help from his rentals, while also making another real trade this week! Will you rent this...
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S03 EP12 Emotion Tension and Determination
Emotions are high this week, people are stressed, people are tense. We're not talking politics, we're talking Lana Straw 2024 Fantasy Football Season! It's getting close to put up or shut up and the former champ, the great Over Under Achiever, joins the pod to share his determination to fight…
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S03 EP11 Big Points, Standings Tighten, and Player Rentals
We break down some big matchups across Lana Straw including the commish himself with a statement win. Looking across the league the standings have grown tighter and most everyone is still in the hunt. We also discuss potential draft dollar scenarios and who will take on the possible draft dollar...
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S03 EP10 Texas Tornadoes Electric MNF and Thunderous Trades
One half of our first ever survivor pool tournament champ Texas Tornadoes joins the pod. He shares his storied history with Fantasy Football, and the emotions of qualifying for the premier league this year. As always we break down the exhilarating action of Monday Night Football. We go over some...
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S03 EP09 The Emotional Sways of Fantasy Football
There's not much quite like the emotional swings week to week of your fantasy football team, but also your favorite NFL team (unless your Boom of course just pick the team winning that week). H-Town celebrates his first win, and Fart Toot SQUEAKED his way to victory. The top of the table is all...
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S03 EP08 Bad Beats on the Fantasy Football Streets
An amazing Monday night in Lana Straw culminated in two games coming down to the wire. A .28 difference in one game and a 1.5 difference in the other. It was a tough week to take in for some managers including H-Town. He talks though the struggles of being 0-5 but why the Champeens league isn't...
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S03 EP7 Blowouts Business Deals and Bickering
Robert aka Willie Nillies joins the pod this week to recap an incredible week in Lana Straw. Dirty South continues his domination, but some other teams join in on the beat downs as well. Do we have a live trade take place on the pod? And H-Town takes Boom to task releasing some DM's.
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S03 EP6 Close Calls, Kicker Gate, Champeens League Call Out & More!
Shiney Hineys joins the pod this week! We discuss the current state of Thomas' team with Shiney, the closest final score in Lana Straw history? Of course we delve into all the Kicker talk. The Champeens League participation gets called out, bold predictions and more! This episode is jam packed!
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S03 EP5 Week 2 Recap and The Jackal's Debut
The man, the myth, the current 8th place team in the Champeens League (name TBD?) THE JACKAL joins the show. We recap week 2, review some NCT bets, and the Jackal breaks down life in the Champeens League.
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S03 EP4 Week 1 Recap Trade Ratings Draft Weekend Race and NCT Bets
Original Lana Straw member Boom Baum joins the podcast to recap week 1, talk plenty of trash to H-Town, and debut his new hit single the "Lana Straw Anthem". He also recaps the epic race of Draft Weekend 2024. Stay tuned towards the end for some fun week 2 predictions and some exciting NCT's!
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S03 EP3 Relegation League Draft and Week 1 Preview
The Guy Next Door aka John Johnson joins the podcast this week. We dive into the relegation league draft, potential names of that relegation league, and a week 1 preview. Gird your loins week 1 is nigh!
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S03 EP2 Draft Weekend and Season Predictions
An epic draft weekend was had by all. We recap the amazing events of the week. Has the leather been passed by Scott? Can Amburgers follow up the championship season? Will Boom limit his trades this year? All that and more!
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S03 EP1 New Season and Draft Weekend Preview
Hope springs eternal a new season is nigh! Fire up the podcast on your journey to draft weekend! We get you ready for the start of a new season, discuss a few new rules for the year, and intro the new relegation league (name TBD). The reigning champion Amburgers teases a new exciting element to…
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The League of Record S02 E18 - Season Review | Champ Crowned
You do not want to miss this episode, especially the first few minutes! Fart Toot, Sybil's Daddy, our former champion Over Under Achievers, and our current champion Amburgers break down the year. The episode begins with a look back at the year that was for Sybils Daddy. Everyone breaks down the...
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The League of Record S02 E17
The championship is set! Sybils Daddy, Fart Toot, Willie Nillies, and Amburgers recap last weeks semi finals, and set the stage for the coming week. As a surprise to no one, a majority of the episode is spent on Sybils Daddy miniscule victory in the semis, with little to no mention of Amburgers'...