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The Lesbian Fiasco

by Nikki and Monte

Fiction

This is a sapphic fiction story-telling podcast. The hosts, Nikki & Monte, read stories they have written but the other has not read. They email the stories after they begin recording so the other does not have a chance to read ahead. There are no rehearsals. Each episode is minimally edited for the listeners enjoyment. Episodes are posted on the 1st and 15th of each month. If you're enjoying the podcast please follow, rate and share.

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Episodes

  1. 69. Halloween Special! Part 2

    Halloween Special! Part 2

  2. 68. Halloween Special! Part 1

    Halloween Special! Part 1

  3. 67. Halloween Rumspringa! Story 1: Written in the Stars (by Monte), Story 2. Pop, Boom, Bang! (by Nikki)

    Halloween Rumspringa! Story 1: Written in the Stars (by Monte), Story 2. Pop, Boom, Bang! (by Nikki)

  4. 66. Eponymous Fey (Part 5) by Monte and Business & Pleasure by Nikki

    Eponymous Fey (Part 5) by Monte and Business & Pleasure by Nikki

  5. 65. Sapphic Dawn (Part 4) by Monte and Eponymous Fey (Part 4) by Nikki

    Sapphic Dawn (Part 4) by Monte and Eponymous Fey (Part 4) by Nikki

  6. 64. OFF SCRIPT!

    We go off the cuff with no scripts and no stories. Just a RAW, mostly edited fiasco where the listeners get a lil peek into the lives of The Lesbian Fiasco hosts.

  7. 63. Sapphic Dawn (Part 3) by Nikki and Eponymous Fey (Part 3) by Monte

    Sapphic Dawn (Part 3) by Nikki and Eponymous Fey (Part 3) by Monte

  8. 62. Sapphic Dawn (Part 2) and Eponymous Fey (Part 2)

    Sapphic Dawn (Part 2) by Monte and Eponymous Fey (Part 2) by Nikki

  9. 61. OFF SCRIPT!

    We go off the cuff with no script scripts and no stories. Just a RAW, mostly edited fiasco where the listeners get a lil peek into the real lives of The Lesbian Fiasco hosts.

  10. 60. Sapphic Dawn and Eponymous Fey

    Your wait is over. The Lesbian Fiasco returns for its third season with two exciting new stories that dive headfirst into the drama! Fresh characters and wacky twists beckon. Enjoy!

  11. 59. OFF SCRIPT!

    We go off the cuff with no scripts and no stories. Just a RAW, mostly unedited fiasco where the listeners get a lil peek into the real lives of The Lesbian Fiasco hosts.

  12. 58. Les-B-Inn (Part 7) and WLEZ (Part 7)

    Episode 58 is the thrilling finale episode for these 2 stories. Starting us off is Nikki ending the Les-B-Inn. So much drama has gone down in sapphic paradise, how will it end up for Nora? And the Inn?! Listen in, and stay tuned for the final show of your one and only lesbian radio station WLEZ…

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  13. 57. Les-B-Inn (Part 6) and WLEZ (Part 6)

    Episode 57 is about to crank up the drama. You'll be yelling, Wait, what just happened? Monte kicks it off with Les-B-Inn, diving back into exes chaos, but hold up, Nora's got her eye on someone new. Then Nikki's digging into history, both American and personal - and Cookie and Bubba? Totally...

  14. 56. Les-B-Inn (Part 5) and WLEZ (Part 5)

    Les-B-INN, written by Nikki, has a dramatic twist that nobody sees coming. Then WLEZ, written by Monte, talks politics and radicalization!

  15. 55. OFF SCRIPT!!

    We go off the cuff with no scripts and no stories. Just a RAW, mostly unedited fiasco where the listeners get a lil peek into the real lives of The Lesbian Fiasco hosts.

  16. 54. Les-B-Inn (Part 4) and WLEZ (Part 4)

    We begin this episode with Les-B-INN, written by Monte. A magical revelation has Nora standing up for herself as two charming new guests check in. Serendipity is at work when someone else stops by at the perfect time. After that spellbinding story, Nikki starts stinking up the place. She has this...

  17. 53. Les-B-Inn (Part 3) and WLEZ (Part 3)

    We begin this episode with Les-B-INN, written by Nikki. It's the off season on the island and Nora is forced to confront her fears of loneliness, but an unexpected visitor shows up and has plans of their own. Then, written by Monte, WLEZ: The only all lesbian radio station, hits on current events...

  18. 52. Les-B-INN (Part 2) and WLEZ (Part 2)

    Happy New Year from The Lesbian Fiasco! Begin your year with two entertaining short stories. We start with Les-B-INN, a tale of two solo travelers hitting it off under a mysterious dancing sky... While they try to ignore the sounds coming from a frisky retirement group! Then WLEZ has a special...

  19. 51. Les-B-INN and WLEZ

    We are excited to showcase 2 new stories to the Fiasco! First lets check into the Les-B-INN written by Nikki! A cozy little inn nestled away on an island inhabited by women that attracts lesbians from all over. The current owner Nora gets her share of interesting guests, and we will get to see it...

  20. 50. OFF SCRIPT!

    50th episode special! We go off the cuff with no scripts and no stories. Just a RAW, unedited, celebratory fiasco where the listeners get a lil peek into the real lives of The Lesbian Fiasco hosts.

  21. 49. Hush Hush (Part 9) and Les Sapphire (Chapter 9)

    The boat is a-rockin' and who does Monte have a-knockin' in this final episode of Hush Hush? Listen and finally uncover the mystery! Then in the finale of Les Sapphire, written by Nikki, endings bring new beginnings. Grab your tissues for this tear jerker!

  22. 48. Halloween Rumspringa! Story 1: EAT THE RICH (by Nikki), Story 2: Twilight, but not that Twilight (by Monte)

    This episode is a break from our usual series. You will listen to two complete tales written by Monte and Nikki from beginning to end. Still unrehearsed, both stories are slightly longer and leave you with the satisfaction of closure at the end of each Rumspringa!

  23. 47. Hush Hush (Part 8) and Les Sapphire (Chapter 8)

    In this episode Nikki gets us started with Hush Hush, and it's not just the approaching storm getting this boat a rockin'! Then Monte rocks the Boobonarifica when Valvu unlocks a surprise hidden talent in this chapter of Les Sapphire.

  24. 46. Hush Hush (Part 7) and Les Sapphire (Part 7)

    Things start out hot n' steamy in this episode of Hush Hush, written by Monte, when Holiday plays a little tonsil hockey with someone she's been pining over since the beginning. These two get past second base but is it really who Holiday thinks it is? Then, written by Nikki, Les Sapphire takes us...

  25. 45. Hush Hush (Part 6) and Les Sapphire (Chapter 6)

    An explosive argument begins this episode of Hush Hush, written by Nikki. Francine's wife pops in for a surprise visit and Holiday uncovers a secret during an unexpected sleepover. ShPanX you very much for sticking around for Les Sapphire, written by Monte. Dr. Lingus and Valvu's escape is...

  26. 44. RUMSPRINGA! Story 1: Chappell Roan H.C. (by Monte), Story 2: Sleep With Me (by Nikki)

    This episode is a break from our usual series. You will listen to two complete tales written by Monte and Nikki from beginning to end. Still unrehearsed, both stories are slightly longer and leave you with the satisfaction of closure at the end of each Rumspringa!

  27. 43. Hush Hush (Part 5) and Les Sapphire (Chapter 5)

    Episode 43 is action packed! Starting with Hush Hush, Monte gets these detectives deep undercover. Marlowe struggles with leaving her modesty in the backseat but Holiday has no trouble playing the role of the sugar daddy. This story has more than one HOT pursuit. Next, Nikki has Dr. Lingus…

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  28. 42. Hush Hush (Part 4) and Les Sapphire (Chapter 4)

    Episode 42. In this episode of Hush Hush, written by Nikki, Holiday and Marlowe stumble upon an undiscovered crime scene, but the chase is postponed by a little off duty dirty dancing. Are these detectives on the right trail, or are they two stepping into a trap? And then, stay listening for...

  29. 41. Hush Hush (Part 3) and Les Sapphire (Chapter 3)

    Episode 41 is sure to leave you wanting more! Beginning with Hush Hush, Monte has Detective Holiday charming information out of possible suspects while hungover Marlowe does some online sleuthing herself. These two accept an offer they can't refuse. Speaking of, Nikki offers some well deserved...

  30. 40. Hush Hush (Part 2) and Les Sapphire (Chapter 2)

    In this episode of Hush Hush, written by Nikki, Detective Holiday and Marlowe bump into each other and and become better aquainted. This odd couple questions Francine until an abrupt stomach churning ending. Next on Les Sapphire, written by Monte, Dr. Connie Lingus and Valvu make a pit stop on a...

  31. 39. Hush Hush and Les Sapphire

    We welcome two very exciting brand new stories to the podcast! Starting with Hush Hush: Written by Monte, this is a fun sapphic mystery. Get to know the main characters in this episode. Then follow along as we unravel scandalous secrets to find the whereaboouts of a secret lover. Next, written by...

  32. 38. Rumspringa! Story 1: Remember (by Nikki), Story 2: Xena and Gabrielle (by Monte)

    This episode is a break from our usual series. You will listen to two complete tales written by Monte and Nikki from beginning to end. Still unrehearsed, both stories are slightly longer and leave you with the satisfaction of closure at the end of each Rumspringa!

  33. 37. Lambda Epsilon Zeta (Part 6) and Lovergirl (Part 6)

    Episode 37 brings an end to both stories. Listen along as Monte shares a secret about Becky that stinks up the whole sorority in Lambda Epsilon Zeta. Will they stick around in solidarity or will there be a new leader sitting on the throne? Then, written by Nikki, Aurora has to make a difficult...

  34. 36. Lambda Epsilon Zeta (Part 5) and Lovergirl (Part 5)

    Written by Nikki, a stranger shows up pointing fingers and reveals the panty thief. But wait, who can they trust? The sisters have to make a last minute decision, stay or go, in this episode of Lambda Epsilon Zeta. Then, written by Monte, Aurora is paid an unexpected visit, not once but twice! A...

  35. 35. Lambda Epsilon Zeta (Part 4) and Lovergirl (Part 4)

    In this episode of Lambda Epsilon Zeta, Monte takes hazing to a whole new level but this Brazilian breeze contest is cut short when the sisters are warned of a possible thief in their presence. Next, Nikki has Aurora scaling great heights, but this song and dance isn't quite what she expected.…

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  36. 34. Lambda Epsilon Zeta (Part 3) and Lovergirl (Part 3)

    Written by Nikki, The LEZ sorority girls try a bonding exercise that goes terribly wrong. Who knew a simple game could reveal so many juicy deets? Next up..Sit, staaay! Good girl. Written by Monte, this episode of Lovergirl opens Aurora's eyes to something unexpected and very different...hey, no...

  37. 33. Rumspringa! Story 1: Bonnie & Claudia (by Monte), Story 2: Yet I Desire: The Player (by Nikki)

    This episode is a break from our usual series. You will listen to two complete tales written by Monte and Nikki from beginning to end. Still unrehearsed, both stories are slightly longer and leave you with the satisfaction of closure at the end of each Rumspringa!

  38. 32. Lambda Epsilon Zeta (Part 2) and Lovergirl (Part 2)

    Episode 32 - Monte starts us off with LEZ, the sorority everyone is rushing to get into! Find out why you shouldn't forget to shave responsibly. Stick around for number two...pun intended? Written by Nikki, Lovergirl Aurora stumbles into an awkward position she doesn't see coming.

  39. 31. Lambda Epsilon Zeta and Lovergirl

    Episode 31 - The Beginning of The Lesbian Fiasco Season 2! We begin a new season with all the laughs, cringe and embarrassment you'd expect from a fiasco! We start with Nikki's story, Lambda Epsilon Zeta. A lesbian sorority in a 80% lesbian college. The sorority girls are hot, but the tea they…

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  40. 30. The Doctor Will See You Now (Part 8) and Derby Darlings! (Part 4)

    Join us as we end this first season with two dramatic finales. Join us on the 15th as we begin Season two of The Lesbian Fiasco with two brand new stories.

  41. 29. The Doctor Will See You Now (Part 7) and Derby Darlings! (Part 3)

    In this episode Nikki uncovers a skeleton in Dr. McGray's closet, but the doctor's past won't stop her...from making those same mistakes twice? Then, Monte switches gears when the Derby Darlings turn into a whodunit story. Complete with all the drama, motives and ass kickings!

  42. 28. The Doctor Will See You Now (Part 6) and Derby Darlings! (Part 2)

    Written by Monte, this episode of The Doctor Will See You Now steps outside of the office for a change. Listen along as the Doctor goes on a blind date and questions her own wants and desires. Will she cross professional boundaries? Stick around becasue Nikki takes us to an after party where…

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  43. 27. RUMSPRINGA! Story 1: M3TALEZ (by Monte), Story 2: Traffic Jam on Highway 69 (by Nikki)

    This episode is a break from our usual series. You will listen to two complete tales written by Monte and Nikki from beginning to end. Still unrehearsed, both stories are slightly longer and leave you with the satisfaction of closure at the end of each Rumspringa!

  44. 26. The Doctor Will See You Now (Part 5) and Derby Darlings!

    Welcome our first guest, author Danielle Doss! Listen along while she reads as character Robin in Nikki's story The Doctor Will See You Now and Honey Comb in the newest addition to The Lesbian Fiasco, Monte's story: Derby Darlings! From very awkward couples therapy session to an action packed...

  45. 25. Rumspringa! Story 1: B.A.G. (by Monte), Story 2: The Wholesome Foodie (by Nikki)

    This episode is a break from our usual series. You will listen to two complete tales written by Monte and Nikki from beginning to end. Still unrehearsed, both stories are slightly longer and leave you with the satisfaction of closure at the end of each Rumspringa!

  46. 24. DYKE DAWGS! (Episode 10) and The Doctor Will See You Now (Part 4)

    Are you sitting down? It's the Finale of DYKE DAWGS! That's right, all good things must come to an end. Nikki finished the series with a mystery, some improv and, wait? A podcast, in a podcast, in a podcast!? You decide what happened to Murphy and Diesel. Then, stick around for the therapy…

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  47. 23. DYKE DAWGS! (Episode 9) and The Doctor Will See You Now (Part 3)

    On this episode of DYKE DAWGS! written by Monte, Murphy has bad news about the ranch and Diesel has some big news about her personal life. Nobody saw any of this coming! There's a few improv moments, can you guess what they are? Then stick around for a more dramatic story. Ever wished you had a...

  48. 22. DYKE DAWGS! (Episode 8) and The Doctor Will See You Now (Part 2)

    On this episode of The Lesbian Fiasco, Nikki has Murphy making the national news, Diesel finding out her IQ isn't breaking any records, Murphy losing someone very special and Diesel recounting her most recent sexcapades. Brace yourself for part 2 of The Doctor Will See You Now. Things get serious...

  49. 21. DYKE DAWGS! (Episode 7) and The Doctor Will See You Now

    Written by Monte, we begin with DYKE DAWGS! Listen along as they talk about winning an award, respond to fan mail, discuss the Barbie movie and Diesel goes to church?? Bonus points if you can guess which parts are improv! Then Nikki starts a brand new story, The Doctor Will See You Now. Laugh…

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  50. 20. Rumspringa! Story 1: American Lesbian Gigolo (by Monte), Story 2: The Dating App (by Nikki)

    This episode is a break from our usual series. You will listen to two complete tales written by Monte and Nikki from beginning to end. Still unrehearsed, both stories are slightly longer and leave you with the satisfaction of closure at the end of each Rumspringa!

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About this show

This is a sapphic fiction story-telling podcast. The hosts, Nikki & Monte, read stories they have written but the other has not read. They email the stories after they begin recording so the other does not have a chance to read ahead. There are no rehearsals. Each episode is minimally edited for the listeners enjoyment. Episodes are posted on the 1st and 15th of each month. If you're enjoying the podcast please follow, rate and share.

Hosted by

Nikki and Monte

Produced by Nikki Monte

Categories

Fiction Comedy

Frequently asked questions

How many episodes does The Lesbian Fiasco have?

The Lesbian Fiasco has 69 episodes on PodParley. The most recent episode was published on November 1, 2025.

What is The Lesbian Fiasco about?

This is a sapphic fiction story-telling podcast. The hosts, Nikki & Monte, read stories they have written but the other has not read. They email the stories after they begin recording so the other does not have a chance to read ahead. There are no rehearsals. Each episode is minimally edited for...

How often does The Lesbian Fiasco release new episodes?

The Lesbian Fiasco publishes every two weeks, based on its 69 episodes since October 2022.

Who hosts The Lesbian Fiasco?

The Lesbian Fiasco is created and hosted by Nikki and Monte.
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